PART 2
YOU are the devilishly handsome royal mage CHRIS QUILL. A master WARLOCK and master LOVER, you are on a dangerous quest from THE KING to find and defeat his evil ex, THE RED WITCH.
>>689595
You, being the master wizard that you are, know a plethora of MAGICAL SPELLS. But beware! Flagrant use of your magic sometimes has NEFARIOUS CONSEQUENCES!
By the way, what is the politically correct way to say it? Wizard? Mage? Warlock? I just don’t want to offend. It’s 1016, you know?
>>689596
In preparation for the mission to defeat the Red Witch, you have recruited your close friend, MARESI THE ALCHEMIST. After a passionate SEXUAL ROMP in a seedy whorehouse, the two of you recruited an Orc named BRADI, who agreed to come along in exchange for help getting a BEER KEG, which she now wears on her back.
>Bang Quest thus far;
http://bangquest.tumblr.com/
SO HERE WE ARE. The three adventurers have set out from the kingdom of THYLIA on their daring mission! As the sun sets, Maresi claims that she knows someone that could help you on your quest….
>>689600
AWWW SHIT NIGGA IZ BANG QUEST, LEZ DO DIS SHIT Y'ALL
>>689602
>”By the Six, guys, you are going to LOVE them!”
Maresi says giddily as the three of you trek through the darkening woods. DARKSEED FOREST is a dangerous place, ESPECIALLY at night. However, your two traveling companions seem to be enjoying the scenery.
It IS kind of serene, if you ignore the foreboding doom in the air, y’know?
>>689595
YEEEEESSSS YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
>>689607
>”Psst, hey boss. We’re gonna be killin’ things on this quest thingy, right?”
Bradi says, leaning in as Maresi goes on about her friend.
>”I say we have a little fun. Every time one of us kills somethin’, the other has t’ take a drink. Whattya say?”
It seems she’s proposing a DRINKING GAME!
What do you think? Yey or Nay?
WHAT HAPPENES NEXT I LOVE THIS COMIC
>>689614
YOU DECIDE, DUDE
YES, AND YES
>mfw bang quest is back
>>689611
Yey!
>>689611
Yey!
>>689619
With a notarized fist bump, you legally agree to the terms of the drinking game.
>"I'm gonna drink you into a coma, little man."
She says, hunger in her eyes.
>>689624
Maresi grins at the two of you as she approaches a clearing.
>"Ok, you guys! Get ready!"
Grinning ear to ear, she turns and moves aside a tree branch, revealing her destination.
>"Hello everybody, I'm ba-"
>>689628
>"OH MY GOD."
Her personality does a complete 180 as both you and Bradi catch up to her, peeking in to see what's happened.
>>689631
OH GOOD LORD.
She has a right to be upset.
As you look into the clearing, all you see are what look to be tiny mushrooms. Upon closer inspection, however, each of these tiny mushrooms, outside of the circle in the middle, have little limbs and faces. Each face has an expression of horror and fear. Little mushroom blood is splattered around everywhere.
Is it wrong to admit I could go for some pizza by now? I know a guy who is CRAZY for pizza.
>>689640
>"NO! NOOO!"
Maresi wails as she rushes over to the tiny massacre. With trembling hands, she picks up half of a mushroom folk, and tears begin to run down her cheeks.
>"Why?! Who could have done this?"
>>689644
A tiny figure walks out of a small shelter next to Maresi.
>"Hmm? W-who goes there?"
A tiny weary voice calls out.
A little old mushroom man shuffles out, accompanied by two little shrooms.
He looks like a fun guy.
>>689595
It's been such a long time, I thought that you were going.
>>689646
>"Oh! Maresi!"
The little old man calls out.
>"You've brought help!"
He hobbles over to you, looking up sadly.
>"Please sir, you must help us. Th-they came, cut us up and destroyed our homes!"
>"Who did this?"
Bradi calls out, entering the clearing.
>"A cruel breed of creatures. Savage in nature and utterly ruthless. Such carnage is the work of... the Gnomes."
He looks down, a single tear rolling from his tiny eye.
>"And they've taken our beloved princess. Without her, our little village is doomed."
The little mushroom children begin to cry as well.
Maresi walks up to you, wiping her face.
>"Thats who we came to see, the Princess. Without her, I won't be able to stock back up on the health potion I used on Bradi."
WELL!
It seems as though someone needs the help of the royal mage!
>What do you do?
>What do you say?
>>689656
Time to kill some midgets
>>689646
sure does
>>689656
LETS DO THIS
knell down and accept the fun guys quest
Goddam those mushrooms looks good.
Can we eat them?
>>689656
Ask for quest reward.
Rescuing princesses is fine and shit but 0 gold is 0 gold.
>>689691
Seconded. Mention that we're on a noble quest of our own, that we'll need some sort of support, whatever they can offer.
>>689656
GNOMEO MUST DIE
THEY HAVE BLUE BLOOD
THEY ARE ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS IN DISGUISE
DESTROY THEM ALL
>>689656
we need potions so.. .lets do this.
how is our magic power going? we need to rest first?
>>689667
>>689691
You bend down to get on the little shroom's level.
You tell him the cold hard truth. You've got wizardy bill to pay. It isn't free to keep the cauldrons running, you know?
>"O-oh! Well, I'm afraid we Mushroom folk don't have much in the way of coin, but I'm sure the Princess will reward you with some of her famous potions."
He thinks for a moment.
>"Oh! And we'll give you one of those caps from the circle! Those Mushroom are FEY! They have MAGICAL POWERS!"
He wrings his hands nervously. Looks like they don't have much else to offer.
>Whats the plan?
>>689734
Accept and eat the shit out the cap he gives you
>>689595
WE BACK BOIS!
>>689734
What kind of MAGICAL POWERS are we talking about here?
If they're significant, roll for charisma to barter for more than just one cap.
>>689742
this
I second that vote
>>689746
Who cares. We tripping balls now
>>689746
Not to mention, get an appraisal from Maresi. Find out how much that shit's worth in cold hard coin.
>>689746
>"The cap will take you on a Vision Quest!"
He says, waving his hand mystically through the air.
>"The Vision Quest will reveal hidden truths about yourself and others! It is only to be used in the most dire of situations!"
Worry appears on his face again.
>"We save them for only the most sacred of occasions, but we'll do anything to get our Princess back! Please!"
>>689799
Prophesy drug?
Prophesy drug.
Allright, let's take our staff and go play whack a gnome, if we rack up enough kills we can get our lovely orc friend smashed
>>689809
Yeah let's go with this, but we gotta remember, most dire of situations
>>689809
We finally return
>Grabs apprentice hat
I agree, we best go kill some gnomes and after that then we'll probably get the shroom.
>>689809
Sounds like a plan.
>>689809
A trail leads away from the little village. Bloody footprints.
>"Don't worry, teeny thing."
Bradi calls jovially.
>"We'll smash those foams and get back your Guinness or whatever."
She flashes you a look that seems to say "game on".
>"We'll get her, elder. I promise!"
Maresi says reassuring the old shroom, giving an annoyed glare to Bradi.
WELL
WE HAVE A LEAD.
Shall you do anything before you set out?
Check your inventory. What've we got on hand?
>>689866
See if we can't conscript us up a mushroom guide. They'd know the area and the the threats the best.
>>689887
I was about to go against this but I thought how cool it'd be to have a lil mushroom pal with you for the entire adventure. So...this, try to befriend one of the mushrooms to become our guide.
If we slaughter the rest of the mushrooms, we can get our orc friend drunk quicker.
>>689892
I Like this idea
>>689897
We have a title to uphold, you do not get the be called the King's Royal Highness Wizard by slaughtering tiny food based creatures. You get the title by squeezing every drop of gold and loot you can get out of them and sending them groveling to the king, who then grovels to us.
>>689897
And lose Maresi, we need the mushroom people on good terms
>>689897
We're already on Maresi's shit list plus I don't think we need to be turned into a dildo and thrown to the forest hag
>>689866 Ask maresi why her teeth are so sharp, ask Bradi if she's fought gnomes before.
Ask the elder shroom if he's got any mushrooms with sexual uses.
>>689866
Inquire if the princess is small and shroomy like them or a sexy full sized human-ish mush-babe. Also inquire if Maresi's way of collecting the health potion from the princess is sexual.
>>689912
Bro, a mushroom wingman! But we need to establish if he tries to get a slice, we will not be afraid to eat him.
>>689970
Personally, I'd like to hook the guy up with someone. His entire village got wiped out: he could use a little good going his way.
I mean, we are going to save a princess after all. Having the bravery to go after her and her captors despite the overwhelming odds? That's sure to impress the chick.
>>689995
I was more thinking around the lines of him trying to squeeze in between us and Maresi. But yeah helpin him get with the princess would be pretty cool.
>>689866
Get a description of the gnome
>>690014
Hooking two mushrooms up sounds pretty chill desu
>>690028
So does a mushroom threesome.
>>690049
We don't know if the princess is a shroom princess or a sexy babe princess. She could be a normal person who just happens to be princess of the mushroom people.
And even if she is a tiny little shroom, imagine one of those things pole dancing on our dick.
>>690049 you can fuck anything if you try hard enough
>>690028
I want to see mushroom true love.
We can figure that out when we find out the princess, for the moment. We must find ourselves a rather sad, quiet and lonesome mushroom person, to agree to this madman's quest.
>>690061
>Namefagging
Come on man, even OP doesn't.
>>690049
Have you never seen the inside of a mushroom?
Shit, wait, idea.
We have necromancy, right?
And there are dead mushpeople, right?
You see where I'm going with this.
>>690083
Resurrection works a little weird in this universe, I think....
just ask pirates
>>690083
We not going to into your zombie fetish route frank.
Now, Go back to /trash/.
>>690083
i uh
i feel like we shouldn't while there are children watching
>>690079
Imagine a vagina made out of this.
>>690085
Hah, yeah, remembered that right when I hit post.
[spoiler]Let's still go for it.[/spoiler]
>>690086
Who? You have me mistaken for someone else.
I don't into zombies, I just think it'd be hilarious.
>>690101
Both me, and I genuinely just think it'd be a good time.
Army of zombie mushrooms wouldn't be a bad ally/bit of cannon fodder, either.
>>690117
Maybe but it'll freak out the remaining town folk/ Upset them.
>>689887
>>689892
Upon asking for a guide, the old shroom ushers forth a young sprout.
>"Here, Cremini will show you the way."
You quickly scoop him up and break way for the forest path leading to the Gnomes.
Say what you will, but mages have a DRIVE in them to get shit DONE.
>>690204
The rest of your crew jogs up to catch up with you.
>"So, Cremini, what's the deal with these Gnomes??"
Maresi asks.
>"Oh!"
A little voice squeaks out.
>"The Gnomes have been after us for a while! Usually we're able to hide from them when they come, but they snuck up on us and stole the Princess."
He shivers, one can only imagine the gnomey horrors he's seen.
>>690218
Bradi, who has been lagging behind, suddenly turns, a noise in the bushes grabbing her attention.
Her ears twitch in anticipation.
>"Hey boss."
She whispers, getting your attention.
>"Somethin's in there."
She says, nodding to the bush.
I've played enough pouch monstrosities to know what this means!
>What do??
>>690223
THROW THE BARREL AT IT
>>690223
Pick up a rock and throw it at the bush. Enough to startle whatever's in there so it gives up its hiding spot, not enough to hurt it.
>>690223
Throw a great ball, no chance the caterpie will escape this time! HA!
But actually, poke the bush with your staff to see if you can get thing out of it.
>>690223
Don't take any chances! Fire spell! Burn that bush down!
>>690240
Seconded.
>>690233
I AGREE WITH THIS NIGGA!
THROW THE BARREL AT IT! (Sorry for caps)
>>690261
Their booze, duh, they killed the poor shrooms, we'll kill their booze (and faces)
(More tomorrow ;) )
>>690299
I'm glad your back OP
>>690299
You're a golden god and i'm glad you're here Froockles.
>>690299
Thanks for running, man. Great to see you again.
Night bump
Made a wallpaper to celebrate the return. Little messy. Might clean it up a bit tomorrow, might not.
>>690223
Tell Maresi to be on the lookout for a sneaky ambush, in case the bush is a classic gnome distraction technique.
Throw a rock, ready a fireball.
If the rock is ineffective, ask Bradi to throw a bigger rock.
>>690721
Fuckin nice
>>690239
This. Let's not end up smushing any mushroom people by mistake.
>>690233
stupid idea, you want this drinking game,
fuck the bush with your dildo staff. and poke whatever is in there out.
>>690233
This is the stupidest idea ever
Let's do it
>>689596
Of note, my vote is for him being called a Warlock, which comes with the wonderful class trait of being a generally spooky bugger, our IMMENSE MAGICAL TALENT apparent to anyone.
>>690223
Ask Bradi to grab the sun'bitch
>>691229
Seconded
>>690721
Send ork force into investigate
Rip OP
>>690249
Without hesitating, you spin around and unleash a fiery flame of fire at the rustling bush.
The flammenwerfer werfs flams directly at the bush like a powerful torrent of water. The heat nearly burns off your magnificent eyebrows.
>>692765
What dastardly beast lurked betwixt the bramble? A manticore?
A deadly snipe?
A-
Oh wait, nope. Just a bunny rabbit with big ol' floppity ears.
To think that the King's own mage goes around setting bunnies on fire. Shameful.
>>692767
food yay
>>692767
Told ya, shoulda thrown the barrel
>>692767
>"Aww! Oh no!"
Maresi says pitifully beside you.
>"That's Mr.Flops! I'd feed him every time I visited the Princess! He always liked hanging around the Mushroom folk..."
She sighs, giving the charred corpse a mournful look.
>"Poor little guy..."
>>692772
>"guy..."
>>692772
NECROMANCY
>>692775
>"guy..."
>"SIR!"
A bushy gnome spins around in his seat, panicked by what now flashes across his screen.
>"We've lost one of our spies! The last thing I saw was a man unleashing an inferno... from his hands!"
Well! It looks like Mr.Flops had more sinister reasons for visiting the shrooms....
>>692776
"Your time is not now rabbit! Rise and live once more!"
Seconded.
>>692777
Nice trips also that cursor
>>692780
Oh boy.
>>692780
OH SHIT
>>692780
A figure cloaked in shadow takes a sip from what looks to be an expertly made mint julep.
>"Weeellll..."
A voice drawls.
>"Nah' isn't this a suh'prize. It would seem our li'l Mushroom neighbors have found someone t' seek ruh'venge."
The mysterious figure chuckles and turns from the screen.
>"It's almost sundown. The forest will get them soon 'nuff."
>>692789
>"Well... it IS getting dark..."
Maresi says, looking morose.
>"At least we have dinner, I guess. We should settle down and make camp."
Bradi seems about two steps ahead of you, already pouring herself the first drink of your little game.
SO!
Night has started to fall.
DARKSEED FOREST is especially dangerous at night, and you still have gnomey enemies out there.
>WHAT'S THE PLAN??
>>692794
We should avoid lighting a fire. We just toasted a bunny: assuming Maresi isn't too attached, we can eat that.
>>692800
We pissed her off, let's ask her insight.
[spoiler]How are you supposed to get in her pants if she hates your guts?[/spoiler]
>>692806
You must be new.
Pissing off Maresi is kind of our thing.
Summon a tentacle monster to guard us in our sleep. Fight fire with fire.
>>692812
Summon two tiny fire elementals and have them battle eachother for entertainment.
>>692809
No, I like her.
>>692794
Create a tent or small structure for our party to sleep in. That way we can't get singled out or picked off during the night.
>>692794
Use time magic to get our sleep and fast forward to the morning.
>>692794
Bring Mr flopsy back to life with necromancy. Then interrogate the shot out of it and it's sinister Bush hiding plans
>>692809
I thought the aim of this was to fuck the hot orc muscle?
>>692822
This. The sooner we kill the gnomes the sooner we can have some sexy times in the safety of the mush people.
>>692794
Eat, make a fire for warm, and summon something as watcher so we can sleep safe (we need to replenish magic and stamina).
>>692837
>Sticky
We got booze and pyromancy, what could go wrong?
>>692816
She digs it.
>>692826
The aim is to fuck everything
>>692837
yeah, better let keep that spell for something important, beside maybe we can get lucky with the orc if we camp the traditional way
>>692855
We still need to get lucky with shark girl God Damn it
>>692861
we will get lucky with neither if we fast forward every chance we have, let eat and rest and try to improve relationship (let the booze help too), although i still think that we should try to summon something as a guard we don't want an ambush pants down
>>692794
Ask the mushroom for tips (It's HIS forest, not ours) and camp (confiscate the booze for the night so the orc can be on watch)
>>692848
But if you try to fuck everything, often times you may end up fucking nothing.
>>692789
AWWWW SHIIEEET Is that Keemstar? Fuck im
>>692794
Take shifts,
Us, then Maresi and so on. Bradi will keep us company.
Also use a lil pyromagic to start a campfire to cook and shit.
Where's the sex?
>>692994
This is a quest to bang, not a quest of banging
>>693044
Well said
>>693044
Tell that to Maresi's still bruised sphincter
>>693058
Oh yeah, lol
>>693058
No lube, nothing.
I hope we see a group of goblins in the process of mourning their fallen king. Last time I was in one of these threads, Bowie was alive. RIP
>>693350
We've already seen Gartendo, Braed, and Skelly in this Quest. I think OP confirmed that its in the same universe
>>692794
Yeah, ask little shroom dude what's ESPECIALLY dangerous at night, and prepare for that. That's why we got him.
And a small fire elemental guard pretending to be the campfire! Yus!
Bump for Slow-P
>>692794
Engage in sex scene with whichever girl!, Law of smut ensures you can't possibly be attacked while in the act of boning.
>>693553
I know. My post never brought that point into contention. Thats why I want to see it.
>>693956
This is true, we haven't sodomized anyone in at least a day. At this rate we'll end up losing our butt pirate certification.
>>692794
Wasn't the plan to go stay with one of Maeresi's friends in the woods so we could avoid doing exactly thi-
Oh. Oh her friend was probably the princess. Oh how terrible.
Make peace with Maresi after getting camp set up. Make sure she's alright: it's not ever day you get surprise anal, thrown from a balcony, and witness the mercilessly slaughtered corpses of your friends. She's probably not in a good place right now.
>>692794
Wonder what happened to Chris' hat, it was supposed to be an important asset of his status as the royal archmage.
>>693956
This. Intercourse is the best defense
>>694080
We put it on a qt skele at the bar when we ZA WARUDO I do believe
>>694293
Why haven't we gotten it back tough? Maybe now that she has it there's a chance the Quest Quest crew might join us later? That would be rad.
>>694648
Yo man, I'd be down for majikskelebutt
>>692817
>>692800
>>692836
The three, er, four of you quickly set up a camp.
A cozy bonfire, a snug tent, and a comfy home for the keg make this makeshift site actually pretty welcoming.
You set up a little spitroast to finish cooking Mr. Flops, may he rest in peace.
Maresi tends to her dearly departed friend as you, Cremini and Bradi pick up some firewood.
>>694872
As you finish up collecting some stray logs and branches, Bradi doing nearly all of the heavy lifting due to your incurable case of bitch-arms, you ask Cremini about the dangers of Darkseed Forest!
>"O-oh!"
He says, as if just now noticing the darkness surrounding.
>"Theres a reason us Mushroom Folk stay by The Circle!"
He looks around nervously, Bradi showing some interest.
>>694886
>"Theres every manner of beast lurking in the shadows!"
He shivers timidly.
>"Werebeasts! Spectres! Crabs!"
He shuffles back, as if trying to bury himself in your hand.
>"The Circle protects us from all the dark creatures! Now I'm starting to regret leaving it..."
You notice Bradi next to you grin a little bit every time Cremini mentions another threat. Either she's foolhardy, courageous, or just plain insane.
>>694902
>>692812
Upon hearing the laundry list of things that could sneak up on you in the middle of the night, you pull out your trusty MAGICAL STAFF and aim it at the ground, summoning your little Lesser Eldritch friend.
And what luck! He seems to have healed from the... uh... mishap with Maresi.
SO!
You have a guard, some potential enemies, and a cozy campfire with enough wood and booze to last you the whole night!
And two ladies....
and a mushroom.
>WHAT
>DO
>YOU
>DO?
>>694911
Check on Maresi. She's sure to be shaken up after the day's events.
>>694911
Bellyflop onto tentacle minion
>>694911
Check on the rabbit
>>694911
Campfires are perfect for some friendly chat.Grab some booze sit next Maresi and ask her if she had any other adventures like this one
>>694933
Also booze it up. In fact, it's time for everyone to get to know each other. Everyone booze up.
>>694911
Resume the drinking game!
>>694911
Sex the Orc
what happened to all the previous treads?
I forget what happened last time, I think I missed one.
>>694956
this sounds gucci to me
>>694959
Look up the archive
>>694959
I found this: http://bangquest.tumblr.com/
>>694959
In a brief resume:
>Quill got a BJ for free
>Fucked Maresi up in 2 different ways
>Got in a bar fight against a Snu-Snu Orc
>Won a bet with the barkeeper and got a keg of ale
>Orc girl accepted the invitation to join the party
>Maresi said that she knew someone in the woods that could help
>>694957
this guy gets it
>>694957
This and have Maresi watch (since its her kink) Win win.
>>695056
good plan
>>695056
Great Plan
>>695056
Maresi can't be relegated to watching forever. I mean, we barely touched her back in the brothel. She deserves some love of her own.
>>694926
Backing this one.
>>694957
Second
>>695106
yeah... but after last time is better that she take the initiative and appealing to her kink seems like a good idea
>>695106
shshhhshhhhh, nah. See, we let her libido build up with no release for a long time. Practically torture her by denying her release. Then the sex gets fre
>>695121
Oh my god.
yus
>>694911
LOOK
FOR
CRABS
FOR
A
BETTER
MEAL
>>689611
Hey, we killed that bunny. Time to drink up!
>>695400
I say sex
>>695400
>>695413
You know, at first i wasn't thrilled with the idea of this drinking game, but for some reason it just now struck me how long term this could potentially be, and now i'm in love with it.
The idea that we'll be passing drinks back and forth this entire adventure is really fun. This drinking match is a marathon, not a sprint.
>>695416
Make it some kind of strip drinking game
>>694911
The end result of this night better be impregnating both of them AND the mushroom.
>>695427
Stop this, I'll rip my pants
Yo I'm saying this now before I forget. The Red Witch has gotta have a huge pair of tiddies or a huge ass. Or both.
>>694957
This.
>>694911
Invent some new rules for the drinking game to pass the time during camp moments, and to get minds off the bad shit that happened today
Next installment when?
Are we getting any updates today?
>>696286
(Tonight. Work in a bunch, so only one update a day till Monday.)
>>696473
whatever works for you. i'm just happy you're here.
>>696473
I'm hoping for Orc sex.
Stick dick in mushroom.
>>696521
c'mon man, that's a KID for crying out loud.
>>696561
Yeah I want the Orc dicked.
>>696657
can it be threesome with Maresi?
>>696729
I don't care
Dick the Orc
When will we see an elf
>Bang Quest is back
My genitals will not know rest for weeks.
>>696799
Elves are subhuman garbage only fit for rape.
And let's be honest, it's not really rape if it's an Elf anyways.
>>696806
Fucking why
There's like nothing NSFW here I don't fucking get it
>>692765
>Filename
I had a giggl.
>>696814
These people have never followed imageboard quests before
>>696822
>quest on a porn board
>no porn
Gee
I'm sure quests on /tg/ are always /tg/ related 100% of the time. Just saying
First time following an image board quest, and I'm fucking loving it. Is the beginning of this series archived in that Tumblr link?
Who is best girl so far?
Maresi
Cubbie
or Bradi
>>697021
Bradi
>>697017
Updates when?
>>697028
What do you mean? I'm asking g for where the archive if this is?
>>697047
There were archives on Desustorage, but they've been down for a while. OP updates the quest on tumblr
(Sorry about the slow updates everyone. Broke as fuck and have been working long hours to pay bills. I appreciate everyones patience and enthusiasm. :") )
>>697100
Dubs checked.
You make good stuff man.
Also sex the Orc
>>694911
comfort maresi by fingerbanging her and leaving her wanting more.
>>696799
>Elf princess
Anything tonight?
>>697216
Just wait and refresh the page occasionally. If it happens it happens, if not, well, OP is busy I guess.
We're not going to get abandoned.
>>694926
>>694933
The little Eldritch dude squirms on around the campsite, surveying his new guard post. As he rounds the stump, he and Maresi make direct eye contact.
I think the last time that they saw each other....
>>697307
Oh yeah!
Thats right!
She nearly chomped his tentacle dick off with her glass mouth.
Good times, good times.
The little monster shrieks in horror, a sound that could drive any man mad with warp damage.
Apparently penile tentacle trauma doesn't fade in a few hours, even in other dimensions.
>>697308
It runs off screaming, I'm sure to maintain a vigilant guard for the night and not deal with Vietnam-style flashbacks of a bloodied cock and the worst case of blue balls this side of the xytholp dimension.
Maresi, looking embarrassed, hides her mouth and shuffles quietly as you approach with two frothy tankards of ale.
>>697311
You offer her one, which she accepts happily.
Y'know, it's been a long day. Now that you think about it, this is really the most time you've ever spent with her. Before today, most of your interactions were for buying magical potions to deal with your not-so-magical E.D..
>>694933
>>694938
You inquire about her and if she's ever done something like this before.
She seems surprised about your seemingly genuine interest.
>"Oh! Well, umm... no. To be honest, I don't really get out much. I come to the forest every now and then to refill on some ingredients, but thats really it."
She smiles, a faint blush visible in the dim light.
>"I actually looked forward to your visits at the shop so I could hear about all the stuff you do, being the Royal Mage and all. It's always the highlight of my day. Stupid, I know..."
She takes a nervous sip, looking into the fire.
WELL!
You've got small talk down! I'd say thats a, what, like, 5 point relationship bonus or something? Yeah, sounds right.
So, slick...
>WHATS THE NEXT MOVE??
>>697318
"Actually, it's kinda funny. All the crap I do as Royal Mage just blends together really. You can only do so many grand spells before they lose their luster, you know?
I always looked forward to my visits to your shop. Getting away from all my grand duties and whatnot and just doing something as simple as talking with someone who finds it interesting. It's always the highlight of my day."
>>697318
Dick Her then dick the Orc
>>697318
What? He's a Royal Mage?
I thought he was an Indie Game Developer...
>>697321
Borderline try-hard...
Fits us to a tee I'd say.
>>697321
You're doing it wrong.
Maresi likes being bullied.
And by that I mean -- her mental/developmental issues make her illogically attracted to emotional neglect.
In other words:
>Ask her to show you her freaky eye that she hides behind her hair.
I mean -- she was hiding her teeth, so I can only imagine what she's hiding under there. It might even be a penis.
>>697318
Ask her about her teeth. Does she get shit for them? Is that why she wears the mask? Did anyone care who she was before she put on the mask? Does she wonder why we would fireball a man before throwing him from a wagon?
>>697409
IT WORKED! THE TIME MACHINE WORKED!
>>697318
casual hot banging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7lyMsmm12w
>>697318
Ork and Marsi threesome.
So what are we thinking? Sharkmouth Waifu or Harem? Leaning towards the former.
THE TRUE GOAL OF BANG QUEST IS TO CONQUER HER MOUTH.
>>697409
Ask her how she got her glass teeth.
