I fucking love eating a girl out, /aco/.
>>524811
You gotta eat that ass too.
>>524811
Have you ever actually though
>>525016
many times before, yes
>>524811
me too
honestly me too
>>524811
Frankly if you're a straight guy and DON'T love eating a girl out, there's something fucking wrong with you.
Women love a guy who eats pussy well and eats pussy without being asked.
Gay guys...yeah, I see why you wouldn't want to eat pussy. Lesbians...if you don't like to eat pussy, you puzzle me greatly. Special snowflakes who don't fit into one of the three listed categories, do whatever the fuck you want.
As the Romans said there is literally no act more beta, women will love it but you will be lower than a dog in their eyes from then on.
Enjoy getting cucked.
>>525616
are you one of those guys who calls everyone else beta on /r9k/ even though you have never touched a girl in your life?
>>525616
>Implying I can't turn eating her out into a show of my own dominance
It's all about turning it into a predator/prey thing. You're not eating her out because she wants you to, it's because you're hungry for it, and you're gonna take what's rightfully yours.
Examples:
Zootopia porn.
>>525616
The Romans were also gay
>>525666
Those were the Greeks and there is nothing gay about dominating some twink
>>524907
Source anon? More images in this style?
>>525709
Observe, irrefutable proof that this is for betas
>>525687
Romans were gay as fuck. Gay as men dressed as sailors in San Fransico who have never been on a ship in their life during a luner eclipse blood orgy gay. Also they were conquered by germans and turks so whoever values their cultural opinions on sex is a retarded sperg perma virgin.
>>525709
there is a femdom caption thread on /d/ where you might find something, but i havent seen any that i liked as much as that one
>>525616
> Romans
> Watched their entire civilization literally get cucked by barbarians
Yeah I'm going to listen to what THOSE faggots consider beta or not
>>525687
>nothing gay about fucking other men
>>525616
Shut the fuck up you insecure manchild
I'll devour all the pussy I want
>>525561
sauce?
>>525243
artist?
>>525949
http://glub-on-it.tumblr.com/ all the minimalist gifs of guys eating pussy are also from this artist
How do I get my bf to eat me out?
>>526061
if he won't he shouldn't be your bf
>>526061
ask him. if he wont hes probably a pleb so just replace him. i couldn't imagine dating someone who was averse to oral sex, receiving or giving. it just sounds like they would be a huge drag
>>526061
sit on his face
>>524811
I miss being seventeen.
>>525666
actually they weren't. it was a lie spread to make the romans look bad. it was propaganda
>>525822
>
kekd
>>525847
Knew this shit was comming.
>Yet still kekd so hard
>>525616
>Has never eaten pussy.
>Judges others for doing so.
>>527614
Wrong, sorry. They saw nothing wrong with fucking another dude as long as you were topping, because it was still a male act. Bottoming was considered degrading because being penetrated was something only women did.
>>527614
One of the emperors, i think Nero or Augustus, had a group of little boys who would bathe with him that he called 'little fishes'.
Also post more cross cuntry.
>>525605
this was written by a girl.
for some reason the writing style makes it obvious.
But I'm not saying I don't enjoy doing it - It's not a manly act though at all, it makes me the girl's bitch, thats why its good, i can relax and forget about running the world or being liked by anyone because all that important is that she gets off.
>>524811
Tell us when you find one
>>529926
do you think she might be hot?
>>530045
What the actual fuck
>>531064
Go on.
>>525605
I used to like doing it, but I really got bored of it and the aftertaste wasn't all that great. I was pretty good at it once I got a tip from a friend that said all you have to do is stay on the clit and pretend its a little tiny jolly rancher lol! I'm so good I don't even need to come up for air nor do I burp like Lil Wayne does haha I honestly got annoyed with the taste.
Now I just use my fingers and it still drives the girls wild, and it's a little awkward when you try to kiss them again! My trick to to make them O before I even stick it in so that at least they O'd while doing it with me. Sometimes I take quite some time though to nut so it ends up taking like 30 minutes and they get tired because of the amount of Os they had.
>>530140
anyone know the name of this sex position?
>>530140
no chance. She tried to shame guys into giving head anonymously. She's probably a fat feminist.
I can't believe so many people here don't like eating out some fresh pussy. No wonder there are so many virgins here, and for all the people who do have girlfriends, you just end up getting cheated on anyway.
Before I ever had it done to me I had it really built up in my head that it was going to be so incredible and intense and I was going to cum my brains out. But it just sort of tickled at first, and even when it got better it just wasn't enough, it was more frustrating because it was like rubbing an itch instead of just scratching, I just could not get off. I guess it's good foreplay but I wish I could orgasm with head.
>>526061
Ask him, and shower first for the love of god. If he doesn't want to, it's not a huge deal. It's a really, really messy endeavor
>>532050
Everyone's different. Some girls are easier to get off with oral than with penetration because clit stimulation is more so their magical button. For some it's the opposite.
>>531542
That's a Rusty Venture
>>525605
I dated a girl with a really nasty tasting pussy I tried eating her out several times and almost puked. She claims it was a Ph thing. also i agree with
>>529926
This was obviously written by a girl. I don't have a problem eating out as long as it don't taste like rotten fish.
none of you faggots have ever touched a girl
>>534723
But dudes expect girls to gargle their sweaty stanky ass nut like whatever!
>>534723
>it was a Ph thing
If it's a pH thing, then it's a fermenting thing, which means it's a fucking cave fungus thing.
Keep your tongue out of that eldritch maw.
>>534808
Not really. If a dude is asking you to go down on him and he has some stank ass dick, say no. I don't expect a dude to go down on me if I smell like musty fish, it's courtesy.
>>525605
>If you're a straight girl and you don't like getting your uvula javelined by my dick, there's seriously something wrong with you.
>Normal women just love having my nuts smacking against their face like a kid with muscular dystrophy is trying give them the old sock full of nickels beatdown.
Yeah no, femanon. Oral sex is a courtesy to be exchanged by both parties for the benefit of the recipient, not the joy of the benefactor.
Thinking guys all want your smelly cunt in their face is the same as thinking girls all want to suck some dick; it's crazy.
>>534723
this, i tried eating out my ex twice, both times gargled and nearly puked
>>535505
This. If you told him to clean up so he can have a bj that motherfucker would sprint to the shower.
>>535773
>>534723
>>535061
A guy I worked with put it perfectly. "A pussy is an open wound, If you don't keep it clean it will rot." Frankly, if a woman can't keep her junk clean, she doesn't deserve to have it eaten. I make the effort to keep my dick and balls clean, please put forth the same effort to keep your cunt clean.
>>525605
I'm sure it is, but I'm under no obligation to eat her out 'just because' and without being asked.
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>>526061
I suggest going for a single leg takedown, to side control, then going to the mount from there.
My personal favorite.
There's also a lot of it here
>>>527652
>>527652
how do I newfag
>>535882
"A guy you work with" doesn't know a single fucking thing about biology, let alone gynecology, and you both should keep your sheer retardation to yourself.
Putting soap and douches in there makes things worse.
>>525605
I tried a few times but the sheer amount of foreign bodily fluids in my mouth almost made me throw up. Maybe my girlfriend just gets ridiculously wet or something compared to most but I just couldn't bring myself to go through with it.
I do it all the time on my gf.
I've never had a smell problem with it, there's a smell but it shouldn't get to the point where you're going to puke.
>>540257
While true, regular showering behaviour helps immensely in regards to smell and taste. You don't have to clean all the way up inside.
IF YOU AIN'T GONNA EAT OUT YA GIRL YOURSELF LET ME DO IT
I love eating my GF but my tongue has a weird fleshy tether that makes it hard to really work it in there. I end up with cuts all over it cuz I try too hard.. i wonder if I can get it removed
>>544175
i guess i'm having nightmares again tonight. oh well
>>544182
the eyes of that green entity is terrifying to me
>really want to do it
>shut in neet
>not unattractive, just never go out
>sister offered to let me eat her but she changed her mind shortly before
>>526061
first you must accept that in doing so your opinion of him will decrease and you will eventually break up with him for a more alpha male who doesn't care what you want.
after that, try asking, maybe wipe your vajiner down with some soap and water. maybe write LICK MY PUSSY into the dirt on the side of his car when he forgets to wash it.
>>540257
stop making up excuses for why you have a stank-ass vagina.
>>544230
Thank god she did or you'd be that much more emotionally challenged.
>>544365
We fooled around a lot when we were teenagers, never actually penis in vagina or oral sex. Mostly mutual masturbation or she would rub herself along my shaft.
>>529903
Nero had a husband also.
>>544230
I'm in a similar situation, not the sister part but I'm shy and socially awkward, also not movie star handsome with a washboard 6 pack , and have no GF to do this for. Kinda into femdom too, would love for a girl to playfully bury my face into her ass and pussy.
Pro tip: learn a brass instrument, acquire a godlike tongue, make women squirm and writhe in pleasure.
>>540257
>CLEANING IS BAD!
Ok then how do you stop the stank puss? please tell me cause im tired of chicks with stank pussy
>>544949
There are several factors here. It's less likely, but extremely offputting smells accompanied by discolored fluids and/or pain can be a sign of infection. This will not be fixed simply by cleaning and needs actual medical attention.
The other possibility is that you're not immunologically compatible. Pleasantness of smell from another person's microbiome is an evolutionary indicator of whether or not your children will have a strong immune system (so even if a girl washes regularly, she can still smell unpleasant to you. I've been relatively lucky in this regard). In this case the only way to get around it is to use specialized vaginal washes that won't destabilize pH levels. Douching is generally considered counterproductive because it raises your risk of contracting Problem A.
If neither of the above apply, you should probably date the kind of person who doesn't sweat or have any other bodily functions. I'd suggest our Dear Leader Kim Jong Un.
>>525049
>eating ass is disgusting
Are you fucking gay?
>>549547
>"whatre you fuckin gay?"
>>544085
Same here bro
Am I the only person here who likes to go down while domming? My gf is one of those anxious types and it's really fucking hot to me to tie her up and eat her out while her face goes red.
>>549711
I love getting her tied up like in the pic with her ankles tied to the inferior bedposts, this gives me a nice view and work-space to eat her up to my heart's content.
Something I love above everything else is to keep going when she orgasms and can't take anymore so she squirms and pleads for me to stop, when I finally do she's just there spasming in the bed, trying no to die, I love that.
>>525605
I'm on for it as long as there's some reciprocation. Today, my wife sucked me off and she rode me like she was going for the Triple Crown.
>>552696
You're not me!
But yeah, glad someone else is in the same boat.
I love eating my gf, she's really shy about that and I basically had to talk her into it for weeks. Do women hate their vaginas and think they're gross or something?
Now that she's okay with that I can do some overpower play to get in there sometimes, although it usually gets a bit rapey so I ease.
Also this.
>>552696
>Something I love above everything else is to keep going when she orgasms and can't take anymore so she squirms and pleads for me to stop, when I finally do she's just there spasming in the bed, trying no to die, I love that.
Also what's up with thinking oral makes you a bitch? Blowjobs can be real dominant and predatory for example, it all depends on mood and situation.
>>544085
Same here bro. At one stage I could barely move my tounge out of my mouth because it hurt so much. I'd been going down on my gf a lot before that happened.
Same here on a lot of counts: Doing it is rad, taste can be less so but basic hygiene helps alot, but I usually find myself using my fingers instead. You can do alot more with fingers, tires you out alot less, and it leaves your mouth free for kissing or attacking her nipples. The latter's pretty important.
>>544949
you could try growing the fuck up
if you don't appreciate the pussy you don't deserve to fuck it
>>544554
Nero had a boy he castrated and dressedo like his wife after he accidentally murdered her.
Poor kid resembled her, and that was enough for Nero.
And any woman who enjoys having sex is going to avoid lazy assclowns like this. For all you other guys who actually enjoy pussy, god bless. Good sex is about shared enthusiasm.
>>532399
Some guys are the same way, can't get off with even amazing technique on oral, only penetration.
>>540226
Unf! Just...everything.
Cept for maybe her crazy eyes...might want to get that checked out
>>544093
Shit like that is adorable.
Reminds me of a gay friend who loved eating ass, rimming was one of his favorite things, no matter what. He was a dirty slut.
Now he has a boyfriend who barely does anything sexual. Poor bastard.
>>554306
you can keep your stank puss to yourself
>>554534
Your friend shouldn't settle like that, he's gotta find himself a man who loves to get his ass licked.
>>544949
Nothing wrong with a bit of water. Not necessarily just rinsing it, either. I dated one girl who had the stankiest puss I've ever eaten, and her issue was that she was almost pathologically adverse to drinking water. I basically forced her to drink eight cups a day, and she smelled pretty damn nice afterwards.
>>545092
>you're better off dating Kim Jong Un
>>544093
I remember when I too was in love with Jon Jafari
>>544949
Wash the outside of the vagina, not the inside as it is self-cleaning.
If you douche you will get a bad smell and your doctor will prescribe antibiotics to "reset" the balance of the fauna in your pussy.
>>559035
Maybe I could take up male prostitution and perform it nearly every hour?
>>538145
kek
