Part 4!
When last we left our intrepid hero, he got sucked off by a halfing whore and busted a nut on an old friend.
Quite eventful.
But you've got shit to do now! The day is nearly over, and you have barely set out on your quest to DEFEAT the king's EX, the RED WITCH.
You, powerful wizard CHRIS QUILL, and your ALCHEMIST friend MARESI are looking for some MUSCLE to help you on your quest.
You're currently in the seediest tavern in the kingdom, THE SALTY COIN.
>Part 1
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/214225/
>Part 2
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/245195/
>Part 3
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/490306/
A little bit o' info to refresh your minds
>>518214
You grab that poster you found earlier and hold it in front of Cubbie, who is still lapping up cum from Maresi's face after you ever-so-kindly busted upon her visage.
She notices, after a moment, and you inquire as to who this is.
>>518218
>"Oh! Yeah, her. I've seen her around here once or twice. She gets wasted and goes on a rampage around town. Her name is Gnakgni, I think."
She says, searching her mind. Maresi seems to be thoroughly cleaned and thoroughly shocked.
>>518227
And with that, you take off to the main floor of the tavern.
Maresi can just stutter nonsense as you drag her out.
>"Come back anytime~"
Cubbie says in a singsong voice as you exit her room.
As far as you know, theres still a bouncer at the bottom of the stairs, and if he sees you, there'll be trouble.
>WHAT DO YOU DO??
>>518235
Gets wasted? Clearly it's time to search every bar!
>>518235
Slap Maresi out of her stupor and conspire with her to distract the bouncer
>>518235
Start a small fire as a distraction, then bolt out with Maresi in the confusion
>>518235
Hey there
>>518239
You give her the ol' pimphand, a sharp SMACK sounding in the air.
You smack her with so much force, she does a total 360, a bright red hand print on her face.
>>518321
>"QUILL! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
She cries out, gingerly rubbing her cheek.
Though pissed, she seems to be out of her bewildered state.
>>518324
You move her attention toward the bouncer down the stairs.
>"Oh yeah, him."
She studies him.
>"Well I payed. Did you not?"
She says, condescendingly.
He's right there, and Mare doesn't seem to be very helpful.
>WHAT DO?
>>518326
Fug.
Tell her to distract him while we sneak by!
>>518326
>scout for a likely window to jump out of instead
>>518365
This tell her to blow him as we slip by.
>>518326
can we still use za warudo?If so throw Maresi out of the balcony and before she reaches the floor slide down the stairs and catch her.
>>518326
Can we use our time magic again? Because if we can we should use the old rule of "Fuck you I'm a wizard" to walk past him.
(Emergency, gonna brb for a bit)
>>518213
Hey boss, do you have the pictures saved? desu doesn't have them and i think i missed some of part 3.
>>518803
nvm forgot about the archives
The names of the images never cease to make me laugh
>>518326
Slide down the rail, ending with a dropkick in the bouncer's back. Style.
>>518326
ask maresi for her mask and use it to disguise yourself from the bouncer
then barring any issues with the bouncer, I want to offer Gnakgni a pardon in exchange for
helping out with our quest (we are the kings wizard, no?)
>>518326
How are we choosing the requests for this one?
I've waited for this for so long
>>519523
Pretty sure he just picks the first suggestion
>>519569
>>519694
From what he's done in BQ and QQ, I think he picks whatever has the most consensus or whatever he likes best
aw shit bangquest is back
I'd given up hope on the only reason I used to stick around /aco/
>>518326
Maresi has a mask. Take it.
Borrow it and fashion a sweet do-rag. Surely he'd never recognize sweet-do-rag-guy as an all powerful sorcerer. What better way to disguise yourself?
>>518470
You take a steady breath and lift Maresi into the air.
Well, you try.
You're REALLY out of shape, man. I know wizards don't HAVE to work out, but maybe a pushup here and there.
>"Wha?"
Maresi starts in confusion
>>520342
And with a mighty heave and a back pain, you heft Maresi over the edge of the balcony, a shocked panic overcoming her.
>>520344
Quick as lightning, you pull out your staff and unleash your time-stopping magic. The world around you grinds to a halt as you become the master of time!
Quick as a wink, you're down the stairs and make it past the bouncer at the bottom of the stairs, bounding over the railing like a natural rogue!
>>520349
You hurriedly get into place below where Maresi will land, her suspended figure hanging just above you.
You timed it perfectly.
You are a master wizard.
>>520351
But you're also weak as shit.
The spell is dispelled and time jolts back into motion, Maresi descending with far more SPEED than you originally thought.
>>520352
should've just disguised ourselves
>>520352
Maresi crashes into you with the force of double d's. Luckily your face breaks her fall. As your heads collide, for a moment it feels like time has paused again as your lips make brief contact just before her skull collides with yours.
>>520356
You sent careening backward toward the bar, bumping heavily into one of the patrons.
You hear a foreboding "clink" of a drink spilling.
You hear the stool move....
>>520360
The patron slams their hands down on the bar as they stand up, a low growl emanating from deep within them. The figure towers over you.
>WHAT DO??
>>520365
as soon as she turns around bonk her head with the staff and get all in her face, while she is in shock shove a forget me now in her face
this gives us info and gets us out of the tight spot
>>520365
It's totally the orc so slap her with the staff, grab maresi and our hat and book it with the orc on our tail
>>520365
best her in fisticuffs and collect her bounty
>>520365
are there any eldritch creatures that produce beer? Or is a giant stein of beer count as an eldritch creature? if so summon one of those bad boys up
>>520385
good plan
>>520365
Calmly grab Maresi and slide yourselves onto the stools next to her before she turns around. Time it as she's turning and go to the opposite side she's rotating.
Play it smoothly, and you'll look like just another couple of patrons.
>>520365
Pretend to be an old coot with dementia!! Scan her head with trusty staff!!
>>520396
second
>>520396
And then say she has nice abs
>>520365
challenge her to a round of fisticuffs
>>520365
Offer a free beer and lap dance?
>>520474
>Offer a free beer
nigga we broke.
>>520480
Let me correct my error then. Offer a free "beer" and lap dance.
IT'S THE TARGET YOU FOOLS! USE THE FIRE SPELL ON THEM.
>>520365
Freeze time and shove our staff up her ass.
>>520365
ZA WARUDO and make it look like the guard did it.
>>520365
...Scan?
>>518213
more halfing girls
She turns around, the fury of a drunken orc in her eyes.
You briefly see your life flash before your eyes. This is surely death....
>>520396
>>521034
You quickly whip out your staff and shoot out a magical spell!
Well, it sort of just trickles out. You've used a LOT of magic recently.
She seems stunned enough to not punch you right in the face.
>>522183
And as always, magical text appears in the air next to her.
And oh boy.
Is this news.
She leans back against the bar, a drunken smolder in her eyes as she looks at you like a lion looks at a gazelle.
You need to think fast, pal.
>WHAT DO?
>>522185
flick her titty
>>522185
don your hood and act as intimidating as possible, I hear it works against bears.
>>522193
this
>>522185
get her to take out the bouncer
>>522185
>magical text appears in the air next to her
Wait... can everybody see that, or is it limited to the magically inclined? Because I could imagine that's not the type of information she'd want broadcasted to the entire bar.
>>522238
I believe it was stated previously that it is only visible to the caster of the spell (in this case us)
>>522185
Make ourself shorter!
>>522295
Seconding, and I know this is gonna get some slack, but make us more sub looking? Maybe she's a dom and we can work our way up from there. Honestly the full of beard is kinda fuckin' with me.
>>522185
Do the magic recharge dance, right in front if her face.
>>522193
Nah don't flick the tiddie, grab the tiddie. Fucking caress that thing
>>522477
Fuck it, backing dubs
(Sorry for slow updates this week, working a ton)
>>522628
You're doing fine. Don't worry about the shitters who complain.
>>522628
I'm just happy you're still running
>>522185
Strangle her with the mask and have sweet coitus with her unconscious frame. This will allow you to position anyway you want. Or you know, choke her during sessy timez.
>>522185
Make her wear the mask and doggy-style her, distracting the bouncer as he feels the urge to fap.
>>522185
Grab her by the hair and fuck her, it is the only way
>>522185
Put on a tough act.
i need to see the orc lady get bent over the bar. moar plz
We'd better end up getting that orc pregnant.
>>522295
>
>>522477
>>522565
>>522755
You wrack your brain for any arcane spells of shortening.
Or maybe shrinking?
Even a minor hex of height hindering would be helpful.
But no, you spent all your time in Magic community college studying dicking spells. Which granted, are useful, especially in your line of work.
>>522999
You drop down to the floor, trying to make yourself look shorter the old fashioned way. Your terrible balance makes you sort of wobble from side to side like those a casino crab.
The large orcish woman looks on with a face that expresses confusion more than anything.
Well at least she isn't punching your face in.
>WHAT DO NOW?
>>523004
Eat her out.
>>523004
Well this is the worst recruitment ever. Fuck it, I guess we just double down on the weird shit and hopes it circles all the way around to normal again.
I guess now seems as good a time as any to inquire if she's available to hire.
>>523004
walk the dinosaur
that's code for 'use wizard charm to convince hot orc lady to join cause'
>>523004
Use excessive use of magic as an excuse for acting strange. Ask her how she is, what she does with that maul and go from there.
She seems nice.
>>523004
Apologize
>>523079
That's a good idea let's do that.
Make sure she knows she gets to break shit tho
>>523004
She likes small guys? Do a CIA pose
>>523079
Backing this
>>523004
Apologize and do your best drunken impression.
Than ask her if you havent seen her pretty face somewhere before
>>523079
Yeah I agree with this too, she's not mad at us and we were looking for muscle in our group anyways
>>523079
Yeah sure let's go with this
>>523724
Chill
>>523724
(Been working all day! Updates tonight)
>>523803
Take your time. People being impatient fucks is none of your concern: make it good.
>>523803
You are a god send man. Take you time. It's just that I love this quest so much man and I don't wanna see it or you gone bro. Don'T LEAVE US TOO LONG BRO!!
>>523803
Don't over work yourself man. Just relax and then continue when you feel like it.
>>523803
pretty much what the 3 previous guys have said
>>523079
>>523060
>>523057
You jaunt from side to side, pinching your fingers like claws, really trying to max out the peculiarity.
You inquire if she'd like to join your posse and go on a dangerous, deadly mission to defeat an all powerful sorceress.
>>524714
She pauses for a moment, still stunned, then throws her head back and lets loose a hearty cackle.
>"HA! I like you, fuzzy one! You've got SPUNK!"
She slams a heavy hand down on your shoulder, making your knees buckle slightly. That'll probably bruise.
>"I'll come along with you...."
>>524718
>"IF you help me with something first."
She leans down, that look in her eye you saw earlier returning, sending a chill down your spin.
In this moment you are 100% sure of one thing; This chick is crazy.
>>524720
She turns your attention toward behind the bar, the bartender filling up a tankard with the house ale.
>"You're gonna help me steal that barrel of ale."
She says in a insidious voice.
Wow, crazy AND a delinquent. No wonder she has a bounty.
Whelp. You aren't a rogue, but you can still break the law.
>WHAT DO?
>>524721 use fire on the barrel
>>524721
Have her distract the bartender, and then do your best to make off with the barrel.
>>524721
Well, we just used ZE WARUDO, like, thirty seconds ago, so that probably isn't happening.
I guess ask if she has a plan. Also, check on Maresi: we did just throw her off the second story and not do a great job of catching her.
Light inn on fire and steal
>>524721
place a friendly wager on the barrel and use wizard powers to cheat on the bet
>>524753
>>524735
>>524757
The best plan so far.
>>524757
Which spell tho? And we might be running out of juice.
>>524775
>>524757
We don't necessarily need to magic it to cheat.
Act a little drunk, wave the barkeep over to buy another drink, act angry when we don't have any money, and bet him the barrel that we could take that angry looking orc across the bar in a fist fight.
Then we just need her to throw the fight.
>>524786
Well, I vote this.
>>524786
hey this is a good one
do this one
>>524786
>>524786
That... that is a very good idea. Hope Orc lady doesn't accidentally break us.
>>524786
I welcome this.
Im excited for what happens next!
>>524786
Done.
>>524721
Tell the barkeep you'll get the orc chick out of his hair for a few months in exchange for the barrel. It's not even a lie.
>>524786
Make sure Maresi is in on the plan so she doesn't jump in and try to help you if Gnakgni roughs you up a bit to make it look like a convincing fight.
>>525422
This is a good fallback if the bartender sees through our bullshit.
>>525489
Yeah, let's keep this in mind, too.
Lets make sure we don't blow it with Gnakgni. We look pretty little compared to her as it is.
make maresi put a mask on and off the guy a blowjob, tell her that you want to watch, then steal beer when he screams from jaws
(Aaaand home! Updates tonight!)
>>526407
I might be wrong, but i think she likes to watch?
>>526437
Excited!
>>526437
what option will you go with?
shout ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! and run for the ale
>>526437
If I was any more on the edge of my seat i'd be sitting on the floor.
Love this thread so much.
>>524786
You observe the bar, weighing the orcish woman's offer as Maresi hobbles over next to you.
>"Yeah. No, it's cool. I'm fine dude. Don't worry about me."
She says, obvious edge in her voice.
Maybe throwing bitches of da roof isn't the best idea for forging friendships!
Or maybe she's being a sensitive pussy!
Either way, you've got a job to attempt.
>>526700
(fucking aces)
>>526809
You saunter over to the bar and, with your best impression of you last night, slam your fist down on the bar in drunken agitation.
Startled, the barkeep takes note.
>>526814
You claim that you would love a nice, foamy tankard of ale.
But alas, you're out of gold!
So you propose a friendly wager.
You get the ENTIRE barrel of ale....
>>526818
...if you can beat that lady over there in a bar fight.
>>526819
Here we go
>>526809
we can make it up to her by making her watch us fuck the orc.
>>526819
The waiter's eye bulge as he sees your target.
>"You wanna fight Bradi?? That's crazy! She's torn apart the city guards by herself in her drunken rages!"
He considers the deal.
>"Normally I wouldn't do anything like this, but the odds are so against you, and you do have a very nice mustache.."
He eyes you.
>"Whats in it for me if you lose?"
Well???
>WHAT DO YOU WAGER?
>>526824
The animoo figure.
>>526824
How about we wager some of our forget-me-now's? They seem to serve no real purpose right now.
>>526824
Me.
I appear of nowhere and offer myself.
>>526824
wager your condoms
>we'll never use them
>>526831
that's a much better idea. also we need to start impregnating these girls.
>>526831
But they're magical condoms!
We don't even know what they do yet.
>>526830
>I appear of nowhere
I mean...I appear out of nowhere.
Your beard
>>526831
plus they are MAGIC. so we got that going for us.
>>526824
Our staff.
>>526824
The bottle of forget-me-nows
Lie and tell him that they're some sort of magical superpill. Promise him they'll make all his dreams come true.
If we win the bet, great.
If we somehow manage to lose it, maybe he'll pop one and we can just take the barrel and walk out while he's in a stupor.
>>526845
This
>>526845
This!
>>526845
Brilliant
>>526845
That's a good plan but I think we should wager Maresi's soul along with it, just in case the pills aren't enough you know
>>526866
Why would we wager our shark toothed waifu?
>>526873
Confidence.
That being said, don't do it. I'm not confident.
>>526845
this idea is agreeable to me
>>526873
It's just her soul.. the rest of her will be totally fine I guess
>>526897
I don't think she would be up for it. The bartender might not go for it. Would we even be able to remove her soul? Would the bartender? More likely she would become like a slave.
>>526900
We don't need to know how, the fact that we're the royal wizard is enough to sell it. Who doesn't want a spare soul for FREE?
Oh yeah and who cares what she thinks.
>>526912
You make valid points.
Though i would rather keep her and her soul united and in our party.
Did anyone actually upload all the images somewhere? Almost all of them 404d on desustorage.
>>526930
I have them all saved
>>526934
It would be really cool if you uploaded them somewhere
>>526939
Tell me where and ill do it
>>526940
https://mega.nz/
Here ya go
https://mega.nz/#F!epUjmBCY!JubEO9PIvST4OxM92OdUxA
>>527011
doing god's work, anon
thank you
fyi you could've put all the images in the .zip archive and it would be much faster
>>527016
Thanks for the tip. Never uploaded to mega before.
This is pretty awesome
But is there some sort of algotythm to this (like, the post with the highest last number wins) or OP just chooses his favorite?
>>527037
That's more of a heuristic than an algorithm.
>>526700
the lines are so smooth!
what program?
>>527128
Toon Boom Studio 8.
Its all I ever use for art stuff. =w=;
>>527170
Thanks senpai
>>527037
Chooses whatever makes for a better story/most entertaining
>All of anon's solutions involve being duplicitous and sneaky
Should have rolled a rogue.
>>527586
There's not a lot our arsenal of arcane fuckery can do for us right now.
Sometimes you need to be a little roguish.
Any place all the images are saved? I was checking out the first thread and a couple are missing, including the title card and first image of Chris Quill.
>>528074
Still appears to be missing at least one image, but thanks nonetheless!
>>528117
Which one?
>>528160
Thread 1, No.220473
Other than that, there's just a few things like the unlabeled spell page that are missing but they aren't important.
>>528322
here bro
>>526845
You reveal your freshly refilled bottle of Forget-Me-Nows!
You claim that they are magical superpills that grant your deepest desires.
You actually sound pretty convincing.
>>529074
>"Hmmmm.... alright then, it's a deal. It'll be nice seeing Bradi destroy something that isn't my property ."
He chuckles to himself.
You have him feeling pretty confident!
>>529077
You approach "Bradi", unsure of what to do. You've never really been in a barfight.
You've actually never even been in a fight at all.
You got swirlies back in mage school, but that's about it.
>WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>529080
Clock her straight in the jaw
>>529080
Whisper to her about the plan and then you both fake a fight which she will then lose.
>>529096
This, and maybe we could be more convincing and talk about her bounty? Either that or just a simple insult or two.
Watch she'll get super into it and we get decked hard...oh well.
>>529080
ASK YOUR FRIEND to fight your battles.
Also tell her to get oily and naked.
>>529080
talk shit then wink at her, tell her to throw the fight for a whole barrelful of ale.
>>529080
WHY DIDN'T WE START BY TELLING HER THE PLAN OH GOD SHES GOING TO KILL US
>>529080
Can Maresi make some sort of inhalable sleep powder? Maybe you could coat your fist in it so you punch Bradi and she's out
>>529131
To be fair, I think most of us thought that we had already told her, as it was suggested that we would do so.
>>529080
If we do end up getting her to understand the plan, I think we should betray her after we fake beat her up and kill her for the bounty. That was her on the paper right? I don't even remember really, but we should kill her while she's pretending to be unconcious or something
>>529283
>killing musclegirl waifu
we're not that type of person
>>529283
>Wanting to kill cute muscle girl who is an cute orc.
>Not wanting to cuddle and fuck her.
What a absolute faggot.
>>529304
So bring back an undead version of her with necromancy and fuck her docile corpse
>>529319
nah, I kinda like this crazy girl thing she has going on
summon a muscle-clone to fight her
>>529319
Fuck that, it won't be the same.
>>529358
We need her muscles for the quest. But if she turns out to be more hassle then we collect the bounty?
>>529374
It's usually a bad idea to go on quests with insane people. We should hire someone with a portion of the bounty we get from turnung her in.
>>529374
This.
>>529139
hey this is a good one
s' smart
>>529139
this will never happen because it's always the dumb option that's taken.
>>529139
Probably the best course of action.
>>529384
But anon that isn't a funny solution, it's a logical one.
This is just a cartoon sex game, it's not dnd
>>529096
This.
Make sure we explain clearly how this is going to go down or we're going to end up in Ye Olde Hospital
>>529607
This guy gets it
>>529607
then just have him turn the fight into awkward sex.
(And the work week is over! Hurrah, back to more updates.)
Quill should have group filled with different class type girl friends to fuck.
>>530485
What do you think the plan is? Of course that going to happen, it'll just take a while
>>530414
The plus side if she cuts both our legs off in the fight is that we'll then fit her 'little guys' fetish.
>>529080
A sticky situation like this require's an equally sticky solution. We heal Maresi best we can apologizing for the rough treatment and ask for her help in tricking the orc, by simply having Maresi distract her by flashing her breasts and slip a Forget Me Now into the orcs drink while everyone is distracted by Maresi unparalleled cleavage and then tell the orc that she agreed to have a "fight" and lose in order to get a free barrel of ale. Sex was promised afterwards of course.
>>529139
>>529096
You lean in close to Bradi and quickly whisper your impromptu plan to her.
You say it sort of angrily, so if the bartender hears, he'll assume it's something insulting.
>>530685
The second you say "convincing bar-fight", she perks up, turns around, and gives you an affirmative hand wobble.
She seems excited.
>>530688
She seemed to be spacing the entire time you were talking to her.
And you're not really sure what this hand gesture is.
Maybe you should try telling her again?
Or just start the fight now?
>What do you do??
>>530690
OH SHIT I GUESS THIS IS HAPPENING
Bradi bounds from her barstool and socks you right across the jaw, sending your vision spinning, as well as your head.
>>530693
You're sent flying backwards and THROUGH A TABLE.
THAT looks like it hurt. Maybe the next girl you find can be a physical therapist.
As you split the table in two, you can see Bradi winking and giving you a thumbs up.
Well at least she's not legitimately trying to murder you, maybe she'll only ACCIDENTALLY murder you.
Well, Mr. Magic, whats the plan now??
>WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>530694
Get up spit out a tooth like a bad ass and get into a manly fighting stance.
>>530694
Remember that pain is a state of mind.Grab your staff and give her the old bonk in the head.
Do your best war face in the process
>>530694
TAKE HER TOP OFF
>>530713
This
>>530694
Take off your shirt?
>>530694
E-C-DUB!
E-C-DUB!
E-C-DUB!
Take your shirt off, and tell her bar fights from where you're from don't start until each fighters tops are off.
If you're going to get your ass kicked, may as well try and have some fun with it.
>>530694
Stand up and do some sort of martial artist spin with your staff before 'hitting her in the gut, and then in the face
>>530736
This guy has got it. We go for flair. If our staff isn't handy. Use a table and or chair!
>>530736
Every time we've attempted something physical so far, it's failed.
We need to think WIZARDLY
>>530838
Run toward her, do a stylish AF slide under her legs, as she leans forward to see you cast a breast growth spell on her to make her fall over
>>530694
Get a mirror see if you face is still attached to your body. Use your goddamn magic. Also remember to *dodge* the next incoming attack.
>>530694
Grab some glasses of ale and use the fire spell to turn em into molotovs! NEW PLAN IS TO "ACIDENTLY" BURN DOWN THE BAR AND STEAL THE BARREL IN THE CHAOS!!
>>530694
Get Maresi to cut your eye so you can see.
>>530694
>>530838
Summon Minor Eldritch and cast pleasure on it so it makes the floor slippery with cum.
If the floor is slippery she can't throw her weight behind her punches or she'll risk loosing her balance.
Once this is done, stop time one last time and tie her laces together without her noticing. Even if she notices being on a fight means she won't be able to take the time to fix them, and if she doesn't notice she'll fall for sure.
Either way its just a matter of time till she falls and when she does we constrain her with the Minor Eldritch's tentacles.
>>530914
HE'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA
