Nothing about drawing. Just lewd guides!
>>489514
this pic has been in my futa folder since i was like 10. 99% sure it had alot to do with making me bi :Y
>>489535
This is actually pretty informative, no homo. Anymore like this.
>>490011
Not the anon who posted that pick but I found a series of kinky lingerie picks
I'll drop all of the ones I saved was trying to figure out who I'd put in these things
>>492200
I honestly wish I had a backside view of these things for better angles
>>492205
>>492206
>>492207
>>492211
Is she that bad
>>492211
>Here's a picture of lingerie. Happy valintines day!
>>492213
Yes
>>492218
Have you actually told her she's bad
Where is the cunnilingus man? We need to know that shit
>>492231
>>492414
Muffdiving is pretty simple. Work that tongue around. Flick, lick, slobber, prod, grind. Outside the labia, inside the labia, inside the vagina, around the clitoris. Gently, firmly, slow, fast. Throw in the occasional gentle suck if she can take a bit more pressure. Very, very highly dependent on the girl in question, and 90% of it is listening to / feeling her reactions and doing what revs her up the highest.
>>492419
>if she can take a bit more pressure
She can. Don't do anything that would hurt, but go all out. Focuse on the clit, but don't ignore the rest. Maybe throw un some fingers and go after her g spot. When she wants you to stop from the pleasure, don't. She'll thank you later.
>>492220
have you ever told a woman how bad she sucks dick? lemme guess , no
because then you´d know they get all bitchy, defensive and you can kiss godbye sex for the rest of the month.
>>492722
I knew you haven't it was pretty obvious cause no man would ever risk this
You could always say you found some sex tips that'll help us out next time
>>492419
i usually write with my tongue the alphabet in this kind of font , twice , increasing slightly the pressure with it. It tooke me a while of random tongue motions to realize this was the most efficient routine for the imagination impared licker.
that usually sufices for foreplay , and guarantees absolute moisture with my gf,
but as usual , it all goes down to the likes of your partner.
>>492722
I've criticized past gfs and never got bitched out. Usually they were more concerned with the fact they weren't doing a good job and wanted to do better.
Maybe you just have trash taste in women.
>>492821
Or maybe you're just lucky as fuck and that guy is normal.
Women in general are sensitive as hell about sex performance, even more so than guys.
>>489514
God thread
Does anyone have more sex stuff?
>>495778
Got this!
>>493845
I've criticized my girlfriend on her techniqhe as well. Not a single word from her about me being a jerk for doing it. Maybe you just don't know hkw to talk to a "real grill"?
>>495789
>tfw down-curved, but mostly straightforward penis
>tfw a good chunk of these positions would be impossible
Kill me
>>495789
I would love to do Chidori, Darumagaeshi, and Hiyogorigoe no Sakaotoshi someday.
Also Yabusame loos like fun.
>>492722
Why get in trouble when it's so much easier to say. " Wow babe your amazing, but do you think we could try this thing I read about in men's health. Just hearing about it drove me nuts." Then tell her how to do it better. All she hears is the compliment and honestly most girls want to know what works for you anyway. So much of their power and self worth is tied up in sex they are mortified by the idea they might not be good at it.
>>492722
Propose a MMF threesome and make it a contest of who's the best at sucking the other's guy dick.
>>497979
best advise
bump. All of it.
>>492414
It's easy, just make your tongue into a fist and slam punch her baby chute until she pisses lady jizz all over your face.
>>501205
You are 5 or what. Made me laugh
bamp
>>497448
>Tfw dick doesn't even work half the time
>tfw it is also down curved
I'll shoot me first, then you.
>>492419
>>492542
>>492414
Hand waving cunnilingus is no better than claiming blow jobs as inconsequentially simple too. It's all too likely you're doing a half-assed job. Considering where we are, I seriously doubt most anons have so much experience at eating pussy that they don't need any info dumps.
Honestly, a lot of the basic tips for fellatio apply to muffdiving. Specifically: pacing, taking your time, and paying attention to every part of the vulva. Don't neglect either sets of labia, the vaginal entrance, vagina-proper, g-spot, and, most critically, the entire clit (hood, shaft, head). >>492419 summarized some of what can be done, but it's nowhere near exhaustive.
I don't have much to contribute in terms of visual guides, but there are plenty of resources that go in-depth (hue) on the subject, with so many variations, combinations, and results, it'd make both your lady friend's and your own head spin.
Most importantly, BE ENTHUSIASTIC. Same for sucking cock, same for lapping at those delicious folds. It's a fucking amazing experience that doesn't get nearly enough time in the limelight.
>>504725
I almost forgot that I have this infographic. It really only covers the basic stuff, but it's handy for those new to the art.
>>504752
I honestly would be much more receptive to this advice were it presented by literally anyone but her...
>>504590
i get it, for rape! you are a funny bunny
>>489514
>no mention of foreskin whatsoever
Found this from a while back
>>504854
Eh, I can understand why some would be reticent to take advice from this particular artist. I don't mind her, personally. Still, the unfortunate truth is that it's about the only cunnilingus infographic I know of. If anyone has anything else, that'd be more than welcome (necessary, even).
Still, the tips aren't wrong, so don't let the original source dissuade you.
>>504911
or for bdsm. knotwork is kinda important when you're relying on it to say, support someone's body weight.
Got this
1/7
>>506811
Shit
Forgot my picture
1/7
>>506817
2/7
>>506820
3/7
>>506822
4/7
>>506823
5/7
>>506826
6/7
>>506748
yeah, I don't mind her for the most part, for being a SJW, she is fairly chill. The only ting that bugs me is her need to showcase literally every body type imaginable.
We get it, fat transgirls in wheelchairs with one arm and an eyepatch can have sex, too. It's like a fucking ASPCA commercial half the time.
>>506828
7/7
Hope it helps someone.
I swear by this shit man. The misses digs it.
>>506748
Pretty much this >>506830 . Some wouldn't jive with the incessant representation she strives for in her comics. I shrug it off, as it's not technically harming anyone. It can seem a bit much at times (like the example anon mentioned), but a bit of oddball/under represented forms doesn't suddenly mean the real meat of her work is wrong or her cartooning is bad.
Anyway, mileage varies per person, as with anything.
>>492414
My last two girlfriends have told me that I give cunnilingus better than any of their previous boyfriends. My current one asked me how the fuck I got so good at it, tried to shrug it off for a while before after a lot of pestering I had to show her this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyViuXFyIE4
Believe it or not it really works. Most importantly learn to hold your breath and when to breathe.
>>505411
I hope nobody actually follows this. It looks like pieces of info taken from Wikipedia and "common sense" rather than a working method.
Especially when it claims starving yourself of 500 calories in only 2 weeks would help you lose weight. In reality this sudden drop would lead to the body entering "starvation mode" making weight loss more difficult.
All in all, it looks like some people can't accept that not everyone can be feminine.
>>492746
jesus christ almighty my sides
>>506997
>starvation mode
Is this tumblr?
>>506997
Starvation mode is the result of eating below your resting metabolic rate, which this image advises against. For most men a 500 calorie deficit wouldn't be well within their means (switching from sugary beverages to water would do it) and would result in losing about a pound a week. Honestly the gradual transition isn't even all that necessary.
>>506817
>Avoid spanking genitals
I would hope that this isn't something people need to be told.
>>507342
If you're overweight, then a 500 calorie deficit is nothing. This starvation mode talk is all bullshit. You can easily eat only 1200 calories a day to get a decent weight loss
>>507196
Though the term "starvation mode" is definitely hysterics, the phenomenon it describes does exist. "Starvation mode" actually refers to adaptive thermogenesis, not actual emaciation. It was a useful adaptation when food wasn't always a plentiful guarantee.
Globalized industrial farming and junk food/over consumption has clashed with our physiological response, leading to conflicts with health, self-perception, and weight.
Those trap how to's tend to ignore the realities of body types and can lead to serious problems based on that alone. They really shouldn't be undertaken without serious consideration of your base frame, facial structure, overall physical and mental health, etc.
>>505411
found this one on /fit/ if anyone has the other /rr/ guides I'd be a happy anon
>>510766
>Tfw don't want to be a trap but already drink peppermint tea.
fug.
>>514988
I tried drinking some once, mostly for home remedy usage during a sinus infection, but also to see how it was. Couldn't even swallow it. My body rejected it the instance it tried to go past my mouth.
>>511574
Semen 500-1000mg/day
>How to be a trap = suck 100 dicks a day
>>515340
but that shit tastes so good anon, did you steep it too long? lol
>>515592
I have no idea. Tasted awful and activated gag reflex. Still dunno why, and I'm not up for trying it again.
>>506748
ican'tfaptothis.png
>>492746
I started using this technique by just going through the alphabet at first, later started using famous literary quotes to increase apparent randomness of the tongue's movement.
Nothing more romantic than painting a Shakespeare sonnet on a clitoris with your tongue. Just the idea flooded my nerdy girlfriend's pants.
>>489514
professional cock drawing
>>521181
Sounds like a band name.
Anyone have anything more, or should the thread be left to die?
Dec
>>526564
Ooooh boy
>>489627
>:Y
maybe you should get a suicide tutorial
>>526564
what the hell does he do with the middle finger of the glove after he inverts it?
can't figure it out for the hell of me
>>526564
What if it pops
>>489533
>pain is a no-no
Reminds me of how I tried sticking a dragon cock the size of a coke can up my ass, and ended up with a bloody asshole
I still haven't really worked up to trying again
>>497979
>underrated post.
>>526564
wtf is this?
>>489533
>your rectum is usually empty. all that stuff is normally kept in the colon when you're not using it. you don't have to wash yourself out every time you want to have sex
bruh that is very false
>>529147
It may be a dietary thing.
>>510766
fuck me, is there one of these for just general men? like actually lifting and shit?
>>529542
Try reading the sticky in /fit/.
>>526923
new sensations
>>489518
yfw this was most likely written by a guy
>>510766
>>533977
I've actually been wondering, and anyone feel free to chime in,but what if you just ate the spearmint?
Is the whole steeping process necessary?
>>534472
but drinking tea is super homo so it gets you in the mindset
>>506997
/fit/izen here. Don't listen to this faggot.
Anyone have Lucy Bellwood's rope bondage tutorial?
>>526564
>Anon, why was there a ballon-shaped anus hidden in your closet?
>>526564
Are there any videos of guys trying this out? I want some validity to this shit
>>526564
Why would you pour oil on it? Oil weakens the rubber, making it way easier to pop.
>>498571
>making out
>femdom
eeeh?
I have no content and I must bump
>>533977
thank you so much anon
I cannot express how much I love you
>>539567
Well that is a Nitrile gloves so it can resist oils better.
>>539448
>ballon-shaped anus
you know, it'd be pretty convenient to have a portable inflated pocket butthole close at hand to relieve yourself with. it'd be pretty impressive to have any dismembered rectum at all for your own use
>>544542
Soloflesh(dot)com
>>545883
>product is discontinued and is no longer in production
>>489535
Just doing the bottom part is a pretty decent way to keep a tuck secured apparently. Thanks, legitimately usefulness advice.
>>495789
>Naruto
kek
