Balls Edition
Smut https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
Quest http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest
Did the last thread 404 without a new one being created? Weird.
Also, let me post some images to keep this from being deleted.
All these balls are gonna need some phat xeno booty to slap against.
>>431979
Double the slut, double the butt!
>>431912
>getting your nut guzzled by a horny ayy
>>431993
i wish Lustyliard would return to smuts...
>>432001
Did you decide on which neurodyne girl you would do?
Ya gotta have a little finesse, guys.
A little romance, ya know?
>>432017
Talk about their interests.
Let them know you care.
>>432029
>Be military modeler and wargame modeler
>Mfw using hobby knowledge to get into Xeno queens pants
The time has come, and so have I.
>>432035
>pants
>>432029
>>432042
>xenomilf
>actually a mom
I need this.
>>432014
i had already gotten started on one. dunno when i'll finish...
>ywn be a Spartan program soldier that survived all the Halo conflicts
>ywn bond with a veteran sangheili warrior over shared respect for each other's combat skills
>it was always too bad that you had to spend so long fighting
>ywn get drunk with him and have your mutually suppressed homolust break out
>ywn caress his heavy balls with your mouth and grope each other with strength that would kill lesser beings
>ywn bury your face in his ass, firm but plumped by some years of peace
>he will never ride you until your genetically enhanced bones ache
>you will never hold hands with your huge alien boyfriend in public
Every image I opened, I quietly muttered "oh dear".
>you will never slowly transform into a xeno broodmother
>wake up one day with a strange alien vagina, and grow more aroused by the day, less able to control yourself, rubbing yourself more and more
>the coloration slowly spreads, and the change starts growing out from your nether regions
>it progresses and becomes more intense every passing day, fueled by your intensely needy efforts, by this point practically fisting yourself in a desperate haze to orgasm, every change, though worrying, you hardly have time to ponder, the confusion and terror barely having time to set in as your lust returns with a vengeance mere seconds after each orgasm
>finally, a bestial creature laying there on the floor, finally recognizing what has happened to you, you gaze upon your form, and despite the disgust you know you should feel, all you see is a body perfect for breeding, for getting pounded and filled with eggs, and the final fleeting knowledge that your purpose is to be fucked, as your final shreds of resistance give in to the blissful daydreams
>sitting there, cramming as many of your fingers as you can into your sopping demanding hole, conjuring up visions of xenos taking you from both holes, while several more wait their turn, grinding and oozing pheromone heavy seed all over you, bringing you to levels of pleasure you never could have dreamt of in your old form
>>432174
Sangheili don't have tongues, do they?
>ywn hear your Sangheili make a noise that - in all your years of Sangheili-Human interaction, peaceful and otherwise - you've never heard one make before
>ywn see the shock on their face melt into euphoric bliss as you do things with your tongue they hadn't thought possible
>ywn watch them awkwardly try to emulate your dirty little tricks, come home early one day to find them desperately trying to mimic the feeling during self-stimulation
>ywn have them say they need your tongue
Continuation of a previous work. As always comments, suggestions, proofing always welcome
http://pastebin.com/msxKU84c
>>431912
oh my god my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Any writefags willing to take requests for male human on male alien smut?
>>432357
>>432352
aw hell yeah
>ayy tiddy suckin
>>432410
I need a fic about aliens being afraid of humans because of how horny they are.
You know you wanna pound that ass flat.
>>432467
no shit
>>432293
Link to the first bit?
>>432467
Oh yes, nigga.
>>432029
>she probably plays tyranids
Repostin' that fapfic of Anon with the Grand Councilwoman: http://pastebin.com/aB4Dq916
Someone should fix this due to part of the story accidentally repeating.
>>432553
>>432518
Not that anon but had it saved http://pastebin.com/wu1kcWt2
>>432293
It's a nice start
>>432553
I guess /co/'s got a new flayyvor of the month.
Nice bod.
>>432704
oh boy
>>432218
>despite the disgust you know you should feel,
Thats my number one fantasy, disgust doesn't even factor into it anony.
Good greentext.
>>432293
http://pastebin.com/ktgXN3Wh
slight update. I'm going to bed. be back at it sometime later
>>432704
Dominator's been a thing for a while.
Ironically picking up most as the show is declared terminal.
>>432833
Talk about going out with a bang.
>>432804
That is one single-minded xeno. Bretty good though.
>>432704
I hate the character but I wanna fuck the design.
>>433199
I love both.
>>433092
>afraid of water
>wearing swimsuits
You're lucky bathing outfits are my fetish because that's some exasperating shit.
>>433360
They may have just been planning on sunbathing.
>>433374
Unfortunately practical experience on the matter is rather lacking.
>>433092
Can't argue with the results, though.
>>433381
>aliens always are nude when they come to Earth
>think it's just how their culture is
>go with them to their planet
>turns out the aliens that came to Earth were just perverts who wanted to run around naked
>>433394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c69JkiUa0DE
>>432174
Can someone please write something like this? My penis needs this.
>>431922
Something about this dude is hitting all the right notes for me. And I ain't even gay.
>tfw still no r34 of Maz Kanata from The Force Awakens
>>433416
>a slig
>with legs
>>433468
Neh
>>433416
artist?
So, by some stroke of luck you end up in a first contact scenario, the aliens are looking hot as fuck but you don't wanna make earth look bad.
what do you do?
>>433995
Disregard the Earth, that pussy (or ass) is getting plundered!
>>433995
I'm gonna tap that!
So what if they think humans are preverts!
it's the truth!
>>434241
Never get tired of this qt
>>431912
I just finished Knights of Sidonia and now I want 34 of Tsumugi if it even exists.
I'm not sure if this is something I should be asking /d/ instead honestly.
>>434412
>>434446
>>434448
>>434449
>>434451
>>434453
>>434455
>>434459
>>434460
>>433416
do you think that any aliens that could visit us would be turned off by our culture?
>>435086
Worse
We'd have Humieboos walking around our McDonald'ses and warzones shouting in broken terrestrial languages they "learned" from xenos cartoons.
>>435086
>they see shitty memes
>leave
oh ok...
>>435171
I honestly thank God that Sandler is just out of touch enough to have not made "pixels" involve Aliens being sent memes and attacking Earth with Rage Comic characters and doges
>>435174
>rage comics
>doge
Lets add in aliens that are just colored humans into this cancerous mix
>>435174
>Work at movie theater
>Get what are basically good boy points for acts of valour above and beyond the call of duty
>Use them in auctions held every once in a while for items selected by management
>Auction today
>All of the items are promotional merchandise for Pixels, like T-shirts
>Literally nobody bids on them
>Literally nobody wants them even when the managers try to give the shit away
Goddamn Sandler, you fucked up hard enough that a bunch of underpaid teens didn't want free shit that had your movie on it
>>435192
kek
>>434551
>Not a chimera
I swear to fuckin krist, if she goes from that to some kinda generic animu girl, I'm gonna be fucking pissed
>>435174
Not as bad as tumblr's idea
half assed OC
thoughts? should I draw some more?
>>435563
still alot better than what I can draw
Nice job
>>435570
thanks anon, did this in 10 minutes tho
>>435470
>Tumblr's idea
Imma regret it, I know, but now I wanna know
>>435563
>should I draw some more?
yes
Any good stories that are not insanely long?
>>435626
Titanpad's the best we've got that anyone apparently knows about.
>>435730
moar
>>435735
Post something yourself you parasite
>>435736
rude
>>435739
faggot
SFM
>>435763
fite me
but pls keep posting that qt
>>435577
They made it worse by removing Adam Sandler (along with the rest of the main cast) and replacing them with:
LP'ers
>>435771
https://e621.net/post/index/1/skoon_(character)
Knock yourself out
>>435585
>>435563
another one with mild effort and shitty coloring
what do you think? should I draw some more?
>>435810
yeh I love drawing creepy, fits the xeno theme good, but I can draw cute or bored eyes aswell
>>435812
Can you give me an example?
Just the eyes.
>>435563
Wher the arms? :-D
post gayness
>>435943
In your dreams fag
>>435943
>>435978
>berserkers are female
it's as bad as all the people who drew the dinos from Jurassic World has males
>>435991
Better?
>>435765
Blender
>>436043
Can't you import blender models into SFM?
>>436050
are you referring to if its possible or if I specifically can do it?
>>436060
If it's possible
>>436093
is that Jontron
>>436093
Sucks that so much of starbound counts as furfaggotry
>>436107
yes it is possible
i built the model in blender but i let http://uwotinfokm8.tumblr.com/ port it to sfm...there is a process, but it aint easy afaik.
>>436118
Fair enough
>>436109
You just made me read it in his voice.
You bastard.
>>436194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLJTAqnmHt0 when your waifu gets little art
DID SOMEBODY SAY NA'VI
>>436211
WHAT'S THAT
>>436214
YOU DIDN'T
>>436218
TOO BAD
>>436221
HAVE SOME NA'VI
Ok.
So apparently someone around here has a hate on for M'ress from Star Trek: The Animated Series.
I have had two posts featuring her removed and have been banned once.
>>436309
Mods have a hateboner for catgirls.
even if they're just catlike aliens.
>>436309
I didn't know the character you were talking about until I googled it just now, and I gotta say, you deserved to get banned.
That character is a straight up furry. Unless it's viper, hiding in the xeno threads will not give you a free pass to post anthro animals.
>>436312
Yet na'vi get a free pass.
Should we dump alien catgirls in protest?
>>436315
You mean the xeno thread where every single image is drawn by furry porn artists and most pics are taken straight from FA?
>>436315
Hypocrite.
>>436318
Nah, don't want the pissbabies to ban our threads.
>>436324
Right.
Have a funny, friend.
Honestly as much as I don't want to be a mod bootlicker, we should really just be happy with the amount of 'furry leniency' we already get here in these threads.
The fact that characters like the viper, Zethra and these lizard girls >>436332 aren't immediately deleted on-site is pretty amazing. Any other board would show basically no mercy when it comes to how furry they are and would ban away.
I remember right after the move to /aco/ it was quite an uphill battle to get these threads off the ground because of the sheer amount of content that was getting deleted.
I'm not really trying to make a point of any kind, just maybe think about how lucky we already are, and how much furry leniency we already have before you go complaining about not being allowed to post catgirls.
>>435797
>>435563
some snek
>>432467
I forgot the artists name. Who is he?
>>436522
Double hypocrite.
>>436550
Nice rebuttal furfag.
I already said you have a reason to claim hypocrisy with viper.
What more do you want?
>>434551
Holy shit that comic is good.
> but it's disappointing that she's no longer a Chimera at the end.
I hear you she was really cute in her first form but at least she still a shapeshifter so I guess that's cool too.
>>435390
>I swear to fuckin krist, if she goes from that to some kinda generic animu girl, I'm gonna be fucking pissed
Sort of she has her brain uploaded into the ena of the crimson hawk moth which looks like hoshijiro but is still a ghana ena therefore a shapeshifter but also anatomically human and of a similar size to a human.
It's disappointing but at least best girl won.
>>435977
>100% chance to hit this
And you'll still miss.
>>436720
fucking rookies
Is it weird that I want to cuddle and hug the aliens more than I want to have sex with them?
>>436788
not weird at all, anon
>>436788
How much I want to cuddle something is pretty much a good portion why I like some furry/monster/xeno stuff. Really, it's the idea of something bigger/stronger/something that can easily kill me wanting to cuddle me back that's appealing to xenophilia.
>>436796
Replace 'cuddle' with 'love tenderly' and you've pretty much summed up my own interest in the fetish.
>>436788
>cuddle
>hug
You are one sick individual next it will be holding hands or god forbid [spoiler]sex in the missionary position with the lights off and covers on for the purpose of reproduction within wedlock.[/spoiler]
>>436796
It's deathclaws for me, genetically engineered to be ruthless and extremely effective killing machines, but not killing me
>>436955
oh boy
>>436956
What did it say?
>>436960
deathclaw fucking someone and he didn't realize this wasn't /trash/
>>436962
What? We can have aliens but not super lizards?
>>436963
This is an alien thread and I don't remember deathclaws being from space
So Enemy Quest is dead, ya?
>>436967
no just long brakes between short periods were it updates at least once a day
>>436968
WHAT
WHERE IS IT
I NEED IT
>>436969
nevermind, am dumb.
However, am also happy
>>436715
>>436704
She did win, and in doing so ended up getting exactly what she had been wanting. I just wish we could have had it both ways, but it's better like this.
Such is the cost of happiness.
>>435771
>>436398
>>436937
Sadly I don't have the uncensored version.
>>437084
Forgot the picture
>>437070
Wasn't xenomorph in the first draft of the script supposed to have boobs? Giger generaly drawn his monsters quite femine-looking.
>>437087
>Patreon whores
Truly a blight.
>>437091
plus the impregnation was suppsed to be done by what looks like kissing
after some censorship meeting, geiger settled on vaginacrabs
>>437087
Patreon was a fucking mistake!
>>437087
Who's patreon is it from?
>>437139
Don't know... I found it on google while searching for sauce on another viper picture.
>>434311
GODDAMN look at those thighs!
>>436967
>>436968
>>436969
>>436986
For the faithful.
>>437274
Bless.
>>437087
>Penis on a Berserker
No
http://blakeroats.deviantart.com/art/Alien-Wg-Sequence-593130976
>>437357
I wanna wub wub on her chub chub.
>>436309
I got b&'d for posting Jenny from Bucky O'Hare even though I was replying to your pic with Jenny in it.
>>436788
As long as there's no catch, I'm up for a good snuggle.
The human sex drive fascinates me. We'll have sex with seemingly anything. The drive to colonize space won't be from scientific interest, but from finding ayy lamaos to put our rockets in.
>>437506
I feel at some point there's gonna be an anti-alien fucking organization. And I'm basing this off the already existing group against sexbots.
>>437529
I don't view myself as a man who rushes to violence against his fellow man quickly.
But I would take up arms against people to try to deny me either of those things.
>xeno
>gpoy
any writefags want to share what they're working on?
>>437091
I remember something about that, yes. Although the boobs would've been nipple-less.
There was also supposed to be a bit of kidnapping and rape in their nature, but I'm less sure of that.
>>437093
Really?
I know about some kissing, but that was for Alien 3 and wouldn't impregnate but kill. Agonizingly, by tearing out your insides with a barbed tongue.
>>437540
True.
>>437696
>Dislikes K.B.
Damn, she's almost a keeper.
>>437701
Nobody's perfect, Anon.
Except Kevin Bacon, now kick off your sunday shoes.
>>437593
>"So, Any final business before we close out today's session?" the Grand Chancellor of the United Sapient Planets Collaboration asked.
>It had been a particularly long day for the USPC, assuring disputes were settled among the planets within their fold as well as welcoming new species into the Collaboration. So when a rather skittish looking Deterite raised her Pincer seveal members groaned in dissatisfaction, already knowin the topic she would bring forth.
>the Grand Chancellor let out a quiet sigh and massaged their six eyes with their four hands "Be'Vree, representative of the Deterite Hive on Quallus 3221, Acknowledged." the Grand Chancellor ground out in frustration.
>Be'Vree adjusted her universal translator before speaking "I know everyone would like to return to their lodgings, but I feel this is a very important issue" She paused to adjust the translator yet again "The inclusion of Homo Sapiens of the Planet Terra-3397 into the collaboration!" She sqeaked.
>"Not this again!" yelled an Irate Clegain, it's gelatinous body shifting into a deep green color to show it's annoyance.
>Others threw in their opinions until the roar of argements made any speech within it indistinguishable.
>the Grand Chancellor banged their sonic gavel, the loud bang it produced silencing all squabbling.
>"This Matter has been discussed multiple times over the last six Rotations" the Grand Chancellor said flatly "And every time it has ended in the same way, Homo Sapiens have been rejected for an allowed first contact by a majority vote on the grounds of being too unpredictable" the Grand Chancellor reminded hoping to dissuade another useless vote
>Be'Vree for all her fidgeting would not back down "In the light of several new trade agreements, we believe that a large enough shift in the general opinion has occured to require a new vote"
>Sighing again the Grand Chancellor nodded their head "Then we shall commence the vote to allow Homo Sapiens into the Collaboration"
>>437688
better version
>>437753
Always thought it'd be neat in a scifi setting where humans were allied/friends with some scary/bug-like hivemind race. Which weirds out the other alien races
>>435797
The art is kinda shit but the design is good.
Would you pollinate a Floran?
>>432242
They do have tongues
