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Enemy Quest, alien giantesses, and more!
what kind of aliens do you guys prefer
>>395916
... thats a kobold
is this one of those threads we say is something but is a completely different thread so it isnt deleted for furry.
you might get away with kobolds in the short stack threads. they are horribly stagnant with midna and LOL girls..
>>395916
Just gonna get a jump on it.
http://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest
>"In the year 200X aliens invaded from another dimension. After a long and bloody war, a fragile peace was achieved. Now go, date cute alien immigrants, and get your Kirk on."
>>395916
>You grab the doorhandle and hold the door shut, soon after, you hear a pounding on it
>Oh fuck a xeno, this wasn't sexy, this wasn't sexy at all
>You were going to fucking die
>You let go of the door when the pounding stopped and retreated to your room quietly, you had a gun up there under your pillow (Like any real American would)
>You opened the door and looked around, your room was slightly different, it smelled different
>Your laundry hamper reeked of a feminine odor
>You opened it up and grabbed an undergarment
>Your trusty neon green boxers
>You pull out a pair of neon green panties, the fuck is going on here?
>Dump out the laundry, it's all your clothes but in female cuts
>You reach under your pillow for your gun and grab... a vibrator
>The door creaks open
>It's xeno again
>Against all will to jump out the window, you stare for a moment
>She's got your Volcom shirt on, the same as you, but unlike her, your pants were on
>She stood a little more erect than alien in the movie
"Is... Is this your room?"
>"Holy shit you can talk!" she shouts, dropping the police baton
Repost, will continue, also found some cute xeno pics that look how I imagined xeno in this story would look
>>395927
ALL. I prefer ALL.
>>395930
That is actually a skut. A six eyed, dog/rodent/lizard critter with acid blood from Enemy Quest.
>pic related
>>395937
>>395944
>Commencing waifu dump.
>>395944
i thought those were 2 dimples on her cheeks
>>395948
>>395949
Nope! Six eyes, baby!
>>395944
... so basically
"space" kobolds
because regular kobolds are just dog/rodent/lizard people with just the 2 eyes
>>395951
I'll post species info.
>>395954
>>395955
SKUT: Speedy rodent-lizard hybrid critters. In the war they strapped bombs to their backs and ambushed fireteams. Anyone who the blast didn't get was splashed with their acidic blood. Skuts keep to themselves even more than most Visitors do, and people crack a lot of jokes at their expense, but they have horns and they can spit acid so it's not usually to their face. Not that they'd do anything if they heard you; most of them are very skittish and shy. Skuts have orgies.
>>395956
WARRIOR: Big, red, four-armed soldier creatures. The first rangers who went through the portals to scout ran into a horde of them and were torn limb from limb. During the war they put on brass armor and charged through hails of bullets. They killed with their bare hands.
>>395958
FLOATER: Half-cybernetic flying things. They had rocket launchers strapped to their backs and strafed armored columns way back when. Nowadays they fill in jobs where their natural hovering would be useful. Sometimes you read in the news about one who went into a no-fly zone and got zapped or collided with a plane.
>>395965
OCULOT: They have one eye and they can shoot fireballs from it. They were nightmares during the first few years of the war. A lot of the time they were squad leaders or whatever the Visitor equivalent of that is. Everyone's on edge around an Oculot, because if you piss them off they can fry your brains.
>>395956
everything you are saying is just.
kobolds
+
extra eyes
+
space
+
random culture
=
6 eyed space kobolds
which is fine and all, but im just going to call it what it is
>>395970 #
>>395969
Personally, I suggest you read the quest.
There's more to skut than meets the eye.
>>395976
the entire thing has the originality of an 8 year old that just learned how to masturbate that liked DND and Ben Ten to much
but i'm down with it post more
>>395979
>human given alien form
fuck off
>>395983 (You) #
Let's meet the waifus!
>Megumi
A jet-black skinned cyborg with a panache for opera. Was literally built for the express purpose of dating Zack, the lucky bastard.
>Polyphema
A flamboyant (and wordy) Oculot. Has psychic powers and legs (and a tongue) that just don't quit.
>>395998
>Bika
A shy skut girl who uses a lot of emoticons. Skuts look vaguely gnollish, but with a bigger tail. May or may not be a hive-mind.
>GG
A red, four-armed powerful woman from a proud warrior race.
>>396001
>Skuts look vaguely gnollish
What.
>>396001 (You) #
And finally, the hero of our story.
>Zack
Our protagonist. Has disturbing dreams about the war with the Visitors. His job is to date aliens.
>>396004
>>396015
Hey, I didn't write it.
>>395943
>found some cute xeno pics that look how I imagined xeno in this story would look
Well, post them then! Please!
>>395970
>+
>space
You're wrong on this point but if you read the story they're really not much like kobolds.
>>395943
please continue, m8
>>396021
giant female cyclops enjoys watching tiny men fuck sheep
this is so greek all it needs to be perfect is for the artist to be billions in debt and ruin the value of the euro to just be declared Greece.
>>395937
From the last thread.
>readan thread one
>we MIB gigolo now
>datin ayylien cuties
>GG a cute
>awesome first date
>Poly a sad cute
>talk ayylien stuff
>we a huge nerd
>gettin hot
>hotter
>mama mia das a spicy meayball
It a good. Would read again.
>>396035
UPDATE
>we nerd mama now
>BAD TIMES
>inception-sound.wav
>c u l8r Poly
>dating GG wit frands
>WARRIOR BRO wants to battle!
>Everything Went Better Than Expected
>beach
>parkour
>skinnydippan
>GOOD TIMES
>c u l8r GG
>Hi Bika!
>all the emojis
>aw shy puppy
>discussing politics and racial/species ethics???
>VIDYA GAEMS
>SHOULDER SKUT
>skutti dinner
>lots of puppies
>.:w:. .:w:. .:w:. .:w:. .:w:. .:w:.
>c u l8r Bika
>Hi Meg!
>HIGH
>WAY
>TO
>THE
>DANGER
>ZONE
>Floater stuff
>PAINTBALL
>c u l8r Meg
>;n;
>Poly's plannin summin
>THREAD END
That was an emotional rollercoaster.
>>396038
UPDATE
>watchin the news
>THAT FUCKING GOATEE
>road trip with Poly
>Carlson no stalking
>chattin wit Poly
>sad story
>NATURE
>Truth or Dare
>pew pew pew
>Clif bars suck
>naked Poly :3
>fuck mountains
>CAMPING
>psychic shenanigans
>we soldja boy now
>"Garakton fetish"
>we nerd again
>"Dulabiras and You!" - by Poly
>love and fish
>c u l8r Poly
>movin shit with GG
>MORTAL KOMBAT
>officially bf/gf
>Randy "Macho Man" Savage be praised
>FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
>Sorry, neighbors.
>c u l8r GG
>movie with Bika
>PIXAR ADAPTED FAUST?!?!
>busses and break ins
>raisinets and racism
>okay movie
>XENOPHILE FOR LIFE
>the NBC?! No!!!
>uh oh intrigue
>diplomance that bitch
>.:w:.skut on the beach.:w:.
>Bika can't swim
>fuck off Pilop
>back to her place
>uh oh assholes
>thank you, CVS
>hi Xu
>hi Ambrose and Rella
>skut diner
>.:w:.PUPPY LOVE.:w:.
>night night Bika
>that can't be good
>THREAD END
Excellent thread.
Will post for thread four later.
>>395927
The lethal ones.
I like my zenos most when they're friendly and passionate, even though their species is notorious for being violent/dangerous.
Like a viper who is obsessed with warm cuddles. Or a Xenomorph who is well behaved for her weyland yutani scientist companion.
>>395955
>>395969
>>395998
>>396021
My heart belongs to Polyphema.
>>396021
>>396029
>giant female cyclops
>oculots
>bigulots?
>>395958
>>396025
>at the gym with Garakton gf
>she's pumping iron like a machine
>her rock hard biceps balloon with each curl
>it's like a spectator sport
>>395965
>your Floater gf wants you to fly with her
>she brought the harness and everything
>would you?
Who's the >>396002
Artist for these kinds of xenomorphs pics? If there's I could back thwm for some new oc I totally would put in some more>>396002
>>396194
>he doesn't know Meandraco, the patron saint of /xeno/
>>395958
>dating more than one Warrior
>good idea or bad idea?
>>395937
Y'know, I'm honestly impressed with Enemy Quest.
It's a good story and it's stayed relevant for three threads.
Not bad.
>pic unrelated
>>395943
"Of course I can!" you yell
>"So... Why are you even here?" the xeno crosses her arms
"Beats me."
>"And you're not going to kill me?"
"No. Are you?"
>"No. Y-you didn't see me at the computer a minute ago, did you?"
"I did. Weird shit."
>The xeno turned red in the face
>"Shut up, monster."
"No. You're the scary alien."
>"Promise you're not gonna kill me?"
>You look off to the side
"You promise not to kill me first."
>"Why the hell would I kill you?" her voice squeaked
"Because you're alien."
>"What?"
"The movie? By Giger?"
>"No."
"Yes."
>She-xeno sighs and sits down on the bed
>You look at her, she had really nice hips
>"... Are you me?"
"I don't know. Maybe."
>"You're dressed like me, we're both a little rough around the edges."
"Yeah. Your laundry smelled good."
>"Fuckin' pervert."
"Says the xeno who flicked her bean to humans on 4chan."
>"You got me there." she looked down at her lap
"Don't worry. I've tugged my willy to aliens lots."
>"Sorry about earlier with the baton. There's this movie and the monster looks a lot like you. You know what a movie is, right?"
>You nod
>"It's about this scientist who is on a spaceship and a human is killing off the members of his crew."
"Climbing in the vents and shit?"
>"Yeah."
>It occurred to you that this world may be very similar to your own aside from one key difference
>"I don't really have the movie with me but I have another one with humans in it."
>You didn't have a copy of Alien, but you had Alien vs Predator on dvd somewhere at home
"You're me. Me as a xenomorph and female." you point out
>"I've been wondering about that."
>You look around
>At your xbone, it was about the same
>Her copy of Human: Isolation looked about the same
>"I take it, since we're the same, you're single?"
>You turn around
"Yeah. Why?"
>"Just, y'know, you said you liked xenos a bit ago."
"Sounds like you might need some water."
>"Huh?"
"'Cause yous a thirsty bitch."
>"Oh goddamnit." she looked frustrated to have walked into that
>>396276
>Makin' off with the booty
Renabu what happened to you?
>>396280
MY OWN XENO
NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
>>395927
chitinous
>>396280
i like where this is going
>>396280
>"You wanna play some vidya?" she asked
"Yeah. What you got?" you already knew
>"We can play Battlefront."
"Okay."
>She got up and grabbed two controllers, handing one to you
>The operating system was nearly identical
>She opened up Battlefront and started a splitscreen match
"What's your name?"
>"Femxeno. You?"
"Anon."
>You watched her screen while she customized her character
>She even played with the same strategies as you
>While you were playing, she got killed by a computer player, you felt a pair of cool hands on your shoulders
>"You're so warm, how do you make this much heat?"
"Warm blood. Your hands are kind of cold."
>She stops playing and you feel a body pressed up against your back
>The game ends, you lost because no one was playing
>"Can I take pictures of you?"
"I don't really like being photographed."
>"Oh. Sorry."
"It's okay. We could take pictures together but I won't be the only one in the frame."
>You turn around and look at the xenogirl
>Don't do it
>You lean in slowly, she reciprocates
>No, penis, don't do it
>Your lips are under an inch away from hers
>Stop it, this is a bad idea
>You lock lips with her, for an awkward, unskilled kiss
>Her inner mouth was more a tongue than a tubular throat, but it still had the ability to bite down on your tongue gently
>After a few seconds, you both pull away
>"... I never thought any of this would ever happen." xenogirl gave you a toothy grin
>"You're so primal, I'm soaking right now."
"What?"
>"Sorry. I got a little too comfortable."
>"You wanna screw?" she asked plainly
"I've been waiting for you to say that."
>"You're a real class act."
"Same to you." you start taking your pants off
>She does the same, you're wearing boxer-briefs with a green design
>She's wearing panties with a matching design
>You're about to pull off your undergarments before she stops you
>"Wait! Let me do it, I've never seen one before."
"A human dick?"
>"A dick in general, at least not in real life."
"Okay. Have at it."
>>396346
Gonna go to bed right before Femxeno gets her first real dick
Also going to dump the cute xenos I found
>>396349
The sort of chubby one is how I pictured the xeno in the story I'm writing
As in, the movie version would be more dangerous, so she's a more domestic, human-like version of a xenomorph
>>396351
Xeno and a burger
>>396353
>>396354
qt xeno dresses
>>396355
>>396356
Xeno is ready for bed
>>396358
>>396361
>>396363
One more after this
>>396364
Artist is Catboots
cat-boots.tumblr.com
>>396043
UPDATE
>we Warrior husbando now
>fuck you Hajk
>fuck you Kariket
>goin' out like a badass
>Zack again
>o hi Poly
>monocle
>TICKLE THE OCULOT
>breakfast and disapproval
>it cool
>c u l8r Poly
>gym buddies with GG
>gettin sweaty
>c u l8r GG
>shoppin with Poly
>fedora lol
>hi Bika
>bye Bika
>OPERA
>hi Hizalian
>boredom with friends
>MEGUMI
>BRINGIN DOWN THE HOUSE
>forgiveness? forgiveness
>Meg's had a bad time
>Zack to the rescue
>GOOD TIoh shit
>Nope.jpg
>hotel time
>strawberries :9
>c u l8r Meg
>GG meet Poly
>DOUBLE WAIFUS
>DRUNK PARKOUR
>rip Lady Liberty
>Netflix and chill
>God loves Zack
>we tiny GG
>fuck off Skgaro
>Zack again
>hang in with Bika's and Hizalian
>call him Hiz
>sad story tiem
>Sheriff Bika
>Pirgatea's a badass
>c u l8r Hiz
>Pilop's an asshole
>videogames and dessert
>.:w:. puppy love .:w:.
>night night Bika
>hi Eglejgja
>hi Salzin
>hi Johna--
>oh
>THREAD END
That was great! All for now, though.
>>396312
Chitin Xenos best xeno.
Smooth curves, big hips and thin waists, an inherent desire to fuck at any opportunity, what more could you want?
>>396364
The world needs more big thighed Xenos.
>>396366
She did some actual porn turns out.
>>396400
Any more?
>Enemy Quest
>Alien Giantess
>My Own Xeno
Off to a good start!
How do you feel about aliens and polyamory, /aco/?
Yes? No?
>>396523
Yes.
>>396523
I'm selfish and want to fuck an alien all by myself
>>396523
The more, the merrier.
>>396280
>"'Cause yous a thirsty bitch."
I lost it
>>396523
I'll be the pussy and say "maybe."
I understand it's something you have to adjust to.
>>396550
>>396569
Question: What if she is from a culture where polyamory is the norm? Or if her biology makes her predisposed towards it? What then?
>>395937
>>396523
Well
>dulabira
I wouldn't complain.
>>396598
>What then?
I still wouldn't agree to it. I don't share. I'd rather go without if it means I cant have her to myself. I know saying it like that sounds really immature and childish but just the thought of being sexually/romantically involved with more than one person/xeno at a time is just seems really uncomfortable to me.
>>396613
To each their own.
>>396523
Hmm, I gues I'm alright with it up to a point.
On the one hand, I'm a bisexual male, and in a perfect world, my ideal relationship would be me, another bi guy and a straight girl.
On the other hand, I'm pretty damn clingy and I fell like I'd get jealous if I felt I was being left out of awesome cuddle sessions or whatever.
[spoiler]Wanted to post a pic so I wasn't just chewing up the post count but turns out I have no xenos porn on this PC. My humblest apologies, /aco/.[/spoiler]
>>396620
It's a basic outline, so kinda.
>>396598
I'm a sappy romantic, but if a culture of polyamory is the norm then I would probably give it my best shot, as I do try and give new things the benefit of the doubt. I might like it more than I guessed.
As long as I get to keep a special place in one of her several hearts, I'm a happy camper. Don't really have much know about polyamory. I just want an alien to love and be loved by. I'm not alone here...
>now if communal marriages and child-raising is involved, that's a much more interesting and complicated subject....
>>396523
If by polyamory you mean having my own personal xeno harem who all exclusively have sex with me then yes.
>>396620
A bit. It leaves out the best bits and stays pretty vague, it's not terribly spoilery.
All the same, proceed with caution.
>>396642
Said harem also having sex with each other is also acceptable. More so if I can watch.
>>396642
Lesbianism doesn't count as sex though.
And traps/twinks don't count as men.
Does Dren count? I mean technically she's a test tube baby, but she's got the right look.
>>396614
I would however make an exception if the xenos in question were acting on the will of one unified mind. Like having sex with a hive of thoes orange worms that make up a hunter. Or several xenomorphs who are just extentions of their queens will.
>>396662
ARE YOU ASKING FOR SOME LEKGOLO, SON
>>396668
Honestly I'm pretty sure that's the only porn of a female hunter there is. Please man if you have more do share.
It pretty criminal how little femhunter porn is out there.
>>396662
>>396680
Now, here's the problem: where does one find depictions of intercourse with extraterrestrial creatures of a hiveminded nature?
Because I am stumped.
>>396693
Kinda cozy even.
Really, if you took out the sex, polyamory is just hanging out with your friends.
>>396696
Man I have no idea. It seems so obscure and specific you'll probably struggle find anything.
Maybe if we're lucky a kind writefriend will accept this mantle of responsibility and create some beautiful hivemind smut for us.
>>396744
Maybe I'll work on something.
Not tonight, though.
>>396639
Having a deep, romantic single relationship sounds great, it'd be just like with a real woman (but with bonuses, like 4 tits or no gag reflex)
>>396642
With all these meandraco pics do you think we can summon him?
>>396764
Not at this hour
You wouldn't fuck your adoptive alien sister, would you /aco/?
>>396633
>>396644
Thank you!
>Enemy Quest
>All these skut
>no sexy beach Bika
Disgusting.
>>396850
Shameful, really.
Has anyone read all tomorrows?
>>395927
Queens to merge with.
>>396764
I'm busy! With, you know, the game. Just added numpad navigation to the overmap screen.
>>396769
For your information, I have very irregular sleeping schedule.
>>395983
Do they get the human D?
>>397251
No spoilers.
But yes.
>>396960
Queens to love & live with.
>>395916
>alien giantesses
>hardly any at all
That just won't do.
>>397313
>>397316
>>397319
>big, alien cyclopses
>>397323
>>397324
>>397326
>>397327
>>397330
>>397332
>>397334
>>397337
>if ultras don't count as xeno, then I don't even want this fetish anymore
>>397338
>>397339
>>397340
>>397341
>>397343
>>397345
>unconventionally attractive alien giantesses
>>397346
>>397348
>16 ft. tall
>>397350
>>397351
>>397352
That's all I got.
>>397300
That is also good.
>>397300
>>397313
>alien giantesses
>loving xeno queens
Gotcha covered.
>>397361
Supposed to be alien, yet still resemble human bodies. Not really going full xeno, are you?
>>396654
if you have dren, post em. ive been looking for some for ages
>>397372
But humanoid/ish form is apt for tool making and is highly energy efficient.
>>397338
How could they not?
>>397398
Beats me.
I do worry, though.
>>396351
Is it something like a non-weaponized, non-feral version of xenomorph - unlike ones we are familiar with - with no natural weapons whatsoever?
I imagine something similar to the pic but chubbier, perhaps with some degree of exoskeleton.
>>397401
Still, the shows are filled with xeno anyway.
>>397378
There really is very little good stuff of Dren.
>>397434
That's all I have. Personally I say this is the weakest of what I have. I used to have a gif of the sex scene but I seem to have lost it
What is it about big, inhuman things being chill and nonviolent that just gets me?
>>395927
The anal probing and cattle mutilating kind.
>>397518
ayy lmaa
>>396642
>Not into human feet at all
>Yet if I see an alien claw foot my cock engages into maximum overdrive
>>397402
Pretty much nailed it
Aisha is an alien
>>397595
It's an elf.
Go away.
>>397608
It's an alien from the ctarl-ctarl empire you dip.
>>397614
I don't know if you've looked at the rest of the thread, but when people say "xeno" they mean monstrous intelligent beasts and very alien humanoids. Not space elves.
>>397618
Aisha is a monstrous intelligent beast and a very alien humanoid.
>>397622
>Elf ears are alien now
>>397625
>aliens are alien now
>>397625
>What are eldar?
It's funny how this and /robot/ are the two threads I most frequent, and both inevitably have the guys who post borderline not-thread proper content, which leads to a back and forth that really shits things up.
Can we try to avoid that? At the least can we call it quits at expressing distaste at space elves and not get hung up on just that?
>>397633
She's about as alien as a Mexican.
Take it to the elf thread.
>>397639
Well said, friend.
Have a grayjob for your trouble.
>>397639
I don't want to argue
I just want to post xeno babes
>>397408
Do those baltan have fucking tits?!
>>397639
You talking about when people post 100% human looking characters who happen to be robots purely in context with the world they're in, and the poster wonders why people don't want that shit?
>>397640
Shes as alien as an alien.
>>397658
The only thing alien in that image is the cock on the right.
>>397660
*and aisha
>>397652
Yep, drives me up the wall but it's best to counter with good posts.
>>397661
>>397650
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lcMOLJnPw
>>397672
> We came in peace
Yeah, I'll bet they did.
we have this from outlaw star too
>>397676
>>397679
>>397681
>>395927
Something humanoid with a human-like face, as in no beak or snout or something like that, but multiple sets of eyes or something is fine. Not just "colored human" tho. Something very aquatic, with gills and little fins on the arms and back, and with webbed hands and toes. Also controllable tentacles inside of sex holes, and instead of hair. Bonus points for excreting some sort of slippery mucus and/or having aphrodisiac venom or something. unfortunately there is literally no content that fits all of those.
I'm kinda curious. I never watched any Alien movie, is there any, even the tiniest, reference to xenomorphs being sexy or attractive to humans?
>>397688
If I remember right in Aliens/Alien3 there's a scene where a scientist makes suggestive tongue flicks to a xenomorph behind a glass barrier, seemingly fascinated with the creature. The xenomorph responds by trying to bite his face off with her mini-mouth.
No, but facehuggers deep-throat you to force an egg in your belly, and most of HR Giger's work had a sensual nature. It wasnt usually directly sexual in the sense of people fucking, but there were plenty of cocks and phallic objects, and tubes and cyberpunk and symbolism. Some of that carried over in to the movies. His idea was generally "Phallic but frightening"
>>396346
>Femxeno wraps her fingers around the waistband of your boxers and slowly pulls them down
>"Woah. This looks like something off of bad dragon." she remarks, stroking Anon Jr.
>With a foreign hand on your cock it was such a rush of sensory input that you were erect faster than you'd expected
>Her grip was a little tight
>You leaned back on the bed and the xeno girl took off her panties
>Your eyes traced up and down her silhouette, she had the booty
>She had the thighs
>She didn't really have the tiddies
>2 out of 3 ain't bad
>She climbed onto you and straddled your stomach for a moment, staring at you
>She was waiting
>Waiting for the scary alien creature from her movies to take control
>As the brief moments passed, you watched her hope wane
>Just like Fedex, you delivered late, but right before they gave up hope
>You put your hands on Xeno's shoulders and gained some leverage with your legs, rolling on top of her
>Her body was sort of soft, not like people but had some give to her exoskeleton
>She looked up at you, secretly pleased that you weren't a pushover
>Then it hit you
>She could have anything down there
>Acid blood, crab claws, scissor teeth, or some other dangerous shit
>Alright Anon, you're in a puzzle now
>Fearlessly dick the virgin (probably dissolved a dildo already) xeno
>Or go down and check things out first
>Could you do that and still be alpha?
>Why didn't they teach you any of this in sex ed?!
>>396351
I am unreasonably upset by the fact the Facehugger is scorching the end of it's tail on the fire.
>>397710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8
>this starts playing
I feel like the reason i like this at all is the idea that something so different and, dare i say, alien to us could share such a base desire. The idea of a common ground is something i like.
>>397715
Fucking kek
>>397717
The attraction also likely stems from the fact that the aliean features you find pleasing are all opinionated. There's no definitive "this is attractive and this isn't" like with humans.
>>397710
Pls continue
>>397710
Any examples of insectoid male genitalia to share? I can't figure out bug dicks for drawing.
>>397809
All i got
>>397819
Thanks a bunch, I guess I should just kind of wing it.
I have some Enemy Quest things. Should I post them?
>>397919
Are they porn?
>>397924
No.
But they're festive!
>>397931
Already saw them last thread.
Lets try not to repost so much stuff.
>>397934
Okie dokie.
Here, have a Tali.
>>397940
>Shortstack
Disgusting
>>397947
>shittaste
Disgusting
There are very few things in this world that,
Make me a giggling child,
That take me to a simple time when,
Things weren't quite as wild.
>>397954
One of those very special things that,
Does it every time,
Is a donut and a glass of milk,
It makes me feel so fine.
>>397953
Shortstack is literally just a dolled up word for dwarf fetishism.
>>397961
Everybody loves donuts,
Lord knows I do-oo-hoo.
Everybody loves donuts so,
Let's eat just one or two-oo.
>>397965
Everybody loves donuts,
Lord knows I do-oo-hoo-hoo.
Everybody loves donuts so,
You and I should share a few-oo-oo.
>>397964
That post is just dolled up words to excuse your shit taste.
>>397969
Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)
>>397973
Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts....
>>397970
Shortstack a shit
Your a shit
>>397980
Gimme Crullers and Vanities,
Comfits and Fritters and Long Johns please.
Don't hold back, I almost been passed out,
I need me some yum yums and some cream filled rounds.
>>397983
You wanna get fancy I'm right there with ya,
Let's get some Fasnachts and some Croquembouches.
You wanna keep it simple I'll take a Jelly Roll,
But just don't dare forget about the sprinkles oh-ho!
>>397992
Everybody loves donuts,
Lord knows I do-oo-hoo-hoo.
Everybody loves donuts oh,
Let's eat just one or two-oo.
>>397982
bitch more about your shit taste please
>>398000
Everybody loves donuts,
Lord knows I do-oo-hoo-hoo.
Everybody loves donuts oh,
You and I should share a few-oo-oo.
>>398009
Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)
>>398011
Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts....
>>398001
I'm not the one with the shit taste and a midget fetish.
>>398020
But you do have shit taste and a xeno fetish
Why looky here.
A rare sight!
The inside of a lilibee vagina!
>>398023
Looks comfy.
A nice place to stick a dick.
>>396668
There was a pretty sexy little tibit posted with that picture in the last general. I tried to flesh it out, but it's a quick, unpolished work. I added it to the titanpad but anyone is welcome to edit it and repost it.
http://pastebin.com/hcYkbEDM
https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
>>397710
WHERE'S THE REST YOU FUCKING WEENIE
>>398028
>WOULD YOU JUST FUCK ALREADY GODDAMN
Is this a new meme?
>>398039
>Is this a new meme?
No. That is vented frustration.
>>398191
Too many dicks
>>397819
>>397817
Not enough space
>>395916
skut slut
>>398258
.:w:. Shamelessly. .:w:.
>>397353
I never thought I'd see someone fuck a graboid.
You guys go through threads too fast.
>>398320
such is life on /aco/
>>398320
The universe is too big and too full of alien pussy to be contained in one thread. They have a lifespan similar too all life in this void.
Wonderful, and far too short
>Plaz has forsaken us
>>398441
Probably still on /d/ wondering where the threads went.
>>398447
Well, somebody find him and bring him here!
>>397814
Is that fucking Edgar from Men In Black
jesus christ
>>397710
Throatfuck the xeno! Do it!
>>397710
Just stopped by to say kill yourself Airic and your waifu is shit
