For the Emperor lads.
>>25386
this reminds me of that iMac pic
nice, I can saction this, even if it's heresy
post nurgle girls
>>27134
>>27143
thx fam
>>25386
>>25439
>>25517
>>27118
>>27143
>>27163
This is HERESY, but I'll allow it.
>>27134
Does the Imperium's finest ladies not do it for you?
>>25386
>>For the Emperor...
posts Eldar.
Xenos must be purged!
It's your lucky day.
>2015
>being a heretic
>>29041
>2015
>posting no necrons
>>28137
How does that work exactly? I thought the Orks were spore creatures? Which is why they are nearly impossible to defeat.
>>29202
Sorry, Necron friend, but the only faction-appropriate smut I possess is of Xeno.
>>29202
>>29755
>>30164
are these orcs or space marines, whats with the teeth?
>>30455
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ogryn
>>30455
Those are Ogryns, son. Basically mutant humans, but declared okay by the Imperium due to not being too mutated and extremely loyal to the Emperor.
Stay pure.
Should get more of the Emperor's Finest in here, I guess.
>>27134
Okay.
Techpriests are the best.
>>31696
I kinda wonder what happened to all the old /tg/ drawfags. I miss them. I know that Chink only does Skullgirls nowadays, and Ragathol mostly moved on to Touhou and his own stuff.
Fucking xenos.
This is the only piece of Necromunda porn I've ever found. Which is a shame.
Man, it's been long since I fapped to 40K. There was a period where it was all I ever fapped to.
>>32163
Vostroya-tan best girl.
>>32463
You, sir, are my brother.
>>25386
>Commander, why did you send us a drop pod filled with gelatin.
>Because it's flatchested xenos whore flavor, Sergeant
>>32743
>tainting your glorious human flesh with disgusting xeno filth.
Gross.
>>32791
It's a Dawn of War multiplayer joke. There's a comic, it can be found on 1d4chan.
>tfw no MILF/Cake SoB/Eldar
>>32839
There is always the drawthread.
>>31257
^Drawn by a someone who jerked off to pic related.
>>32839
You mean big-titted, less fit SoB? The closest thing is >>29925, but generally they tend to be drawn as either slim or outright muscular, since they're warriors.
>>32905
Yes, because that picture invented that pose. Nobody had ever posed like that in porn before. Nope.
>>31257
Who drew that?
>>33004
Kano
http://kano-kun.deviantart.com/art/Banshee-383913773
>>27134
>>28213
Here you go!
>>31330
INDEED!
>>32942
Don't they have sects that aren't necessarily warriors.
BATTLE BROTHAS
>>33184
Probably, but you never see them. Not saying I'm opposed to the idea of chubby Sisters, just that those aren't the ones you'd see on the battlefield or in miniature form, and thus people don't draw them. I'd be okay with it, though.
Although it seems kinda unlikely that they'd actually get chubby, seeing as the SoB have a strict doctrine of discipline and physical training. The human form is holy, and all that.
I FUCKING LOVE /aco!
>>33255
They don't necessary have to be chubby. Just like the thought of a SoB with a kid.
>>33255
You'd be wrong...
Obligatory
>>33546
>>33409
Sorry, there's no such thing as SoB mothers. They're married to the Emperor
>>34188
Then why don't they have a chastity oath enforced?
>>34256
>>34263
well i guess it has to get grimdark in its porn at somepoint :/
>>31771
You were at the Seivus V Front to huh?
>>35245
>dark eldar
That guy is fucking badass.
>>33184
They have an order of sisters of battle that operate battlefield hospitals and some serve as personal Medics to Inquisitors.
Mods are asleep, post more heresy!
>>33184
The Orders Hospitaller, the Orders Dialogus, and the Orders Famulous.
Still, these orders barely have art. What makes you think they'd have porn?
Always wondered why there wasnt tons of Fantasy Dark Elf stuff
>>25386
THIS IS TRIPLE FUCKING HERSEY
>>36865
Yes, yes, funny joke. I did name my folder HERESY, after all.
>>31733
They probably got purged when old /tg/ was replaced by new /tg/..
>>34188
>Sorry, there's no such thing as SoB mothers. They're married to the Emperor
OH REALLY?!?!
>>35267
Note the Aquila shaped chest hair.
>>25386
for teh emprah!
>>37207
she could adeptus my mechanicus all night long
>>37217
>>37220
Is there any Boone porn?
>>37003
Leave it to ND to post the grossest wh40k pic I've ever seen.
>>37207
if you stare at this picture long enough you'll realize there's a dreadnought in the background
>>37453
Fucking hell, never noticed that.
>>31330
Inhaling guinness
That's some fancy shit right there.
>>35267
Humans even handle DE in setting. It's not that bad. Even the Emperor's Children and other people dedicated to Slaanesh are worse. If anything DE are held back because they have to have some limitations or else Slaanesh just snatches their souls out since DE don't have soul stones.
>>35267
I think it's just a regular eldar, since she's got a gemstone.
>>37449
why this demons have only 1 boob ?
what purpose have ?
>>37986
Slaanesh is all about lascivious duality (oftentimes between the beautiful and the horrifying) so his daemons are often of ambiguous gender if not outright combinations of male and female. It's a metaphorical thing.
>>37986
Demons of Slaanesh are male and female...but neither...they are "It's"
>>37559
is this even 40k?
>>38052
That's an eldar corsair, aye.
>>37363
And the Fem Nurgle Pic wasn't?
>>34188
Incorrect. The oaths of chastity are mandated on a convent by convent basis and are most commonly found in the Orders Militant because they cannot afford to lose their highly trained and expensively equipped soldiers to nine months of pregnancy.
The Orders Famulous act very similarly to Bene Gesserit from Dune and do engage in relations with the nobility they are charged with monitoring, advising and protecting.
>>38267
>The oaths of chastity are mandated on a convent by convent basis and are most commonly found in the Orders Militant because they cannot afford to lose their highly trained and expensively equipped soldiers to nine months of pregnancy.
BAH!
You should either make your soldiers able to fight Pregnant or speed up the pregnancy...
>>38052
Is that relevant? OP asked for "Warhammer", without defining regarding the fantasy/40K-division.
And I for one would enjoy warhammer fantasy content.
>>38501
It might work if, once pregnant, the fetus could be removed and allowed to grow in a tube in some lab.
So the fetus could mature into a baby in safety while mom goes out and kills some more xenos.
>>38579
>It might work if, once pregnant, the fetus could be removed and allowed to grow in a tube in some lab.
>So the fetus could mature into a baby in safety while mom goes out and kills some more xenos.
Eh, I'd rather either Uber-frauleins who could fight Preggers or rapid pregnancy...
>>38209
Nope, the fem Nurgle pics don't even come close. It's the gross lumps, the inflation and the horrifying knowledge that someone got a boner from drawing that.
>>38772
>It's the gross lumps
Eh, I'm not a fan of lumps either...
>the inflation
...But what the hell is wrong with Inflation/Expansion?
>>25386
>check out new board
>first thing i see is WH thread
the emprah truly provides
>>36854
Because nobody plays Dark Elves
>>25439
Could we get more stuff like this, massive astartes, tiny woman pairing?
>>40852
>>25456
delet this
Anyone got any dreadnought?
>>41205
Lol, not really what I had in mind with the armor on.
Removable codpieces for the win?
this thread needs more cultist-chan ive turned everything i had into wallpapers so it take me hours to find them (got some 2000+)
>>41205
That looks like it hurts, judging by what's on the ground.
>>42098
If you've got 2000 pics, I think you'd have just about everything I've got and then some.
If we are really lucky ND will stay here and never go to /tg/ again
>>43008
I'm not sure what's worse - ND ruining perfectly good /tg/ threads, or ND ruining perfectly good porn threads.
Still, they go on /d/ all the time, so I doubt they'll stop going on /tg/ just for /aco/.
>>43259
>cultist-chan
Fuck yes.
>>43386
>>29946
kek
>>29816
Man, I do not want to see her insides after it cums.
>>32807
Here.
>>37449
this had got to be my favorite daemonette picture ever
>>32980
>implying anything hasn't been depicted before
>>43259
My god that little hat made me so happy
>>33153
Great, now you're on this board? Will your cancer never end?
>>44396
To paraphrase Cyrus in DoW2, "Only in his death. Or our own."
>>25386
>For the Emperor
>posts Eldar
You fucking heretic.
>>36016
>Still, these orders barely have art. What makes you think they'd have porn?
>Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
>>35940
And this, folks, is what happens when a Night Lord goes Slaaneshi.
>>44396
You're joking, right? Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
>>44657
For rule 34 to apply everywhere, there has to be people willing and able to make porn of anything. If no drawfag has drawn the smut, rule 34 can't apply.
This seems like as good a place as any to ask; anyone have advice on where to get body paint and a fake breast for a Daemonette cosplay?
Also, have Daemonettes ever had facial hair in canon? I'll be shaving before Halloween anyway, but I'm curious.
>>43064
>Still, they go on /d/ all the time, so I doubt they'll stop going on /tg/ just for /aco/.
Indeed!
>>45244
DAMN YOU DICK CANNONS!!!
>>45244
>have Daemonettes ever had facial hair in canon?
Don't think so.
Their hair has varied. They've been both bald and have had loads of it.
Same goes for their tits, of course.
But I don't remember anything about facial hair.
>>34188
>They're married to the Emperor
Which is why they call themselves the emperors daughters am I right.
Also ignore the fact that sisters of the order Hospitaller fuck guardsmen all the time like woooow
>>46145
>married to the Emperor
>the emperors daughters
Ew.
... and a little arousing.
>>46165
They USED to be the Emperor's Brides, in old fluff, in more recent it's Emperor's Daughters.
>>46195
Does that make them the Astartes' aunts, since the Primarchs are his sons and the Space Marines their sons?
>>45727
Just gonna dye my hair streaky gray to go with the lavender bodypaint and slap on a single fake breast, but I'm still second-guessing body hair. Pubes don't matter, since I'll be wearing a loindrape of the most garishly tigerstriped cloth I can find, but for chest, belly, & leg hair I'm torn between "Khayoss means variety!" and "Slaanesh means perfection!"
The crab claw is gonna make holding things a bitch, but since I'll be making it and a horny brow ridge from paper mache I'll be able to reinforce it with wire so some protrusions are strong enough to hang bags off of.
There's got to be a board or site dedicated to cosplay disoand advice, but I have no idea where to start looking.
>>45679
Damning something Warpy seems kind of redundant.
>>46341
Then again, considering the loinwraps I'm mimicking maybe pubes are a concern.
>>46341
I'm sure they wouldn't mind being called Aunty.
Also are you a dude or a chick doing this cosplay? >>/cgl/ should be able to help, but they're also hateful bitches.
>>46445
I need three of them.
>>>/cgl/
>>46434
Plenty of reference available, at least... Gotta decide what horn style to make.
>>46445
>>46472
Ah, thanks! I knew we had a board for that.
I'm a dude, hence the need for a fake breast to stick on over my left pec.
>>46557
>>46557
In that case I'd say you should probably shave.
>>46642
>>46703
>>37317
Barely, which sucks because I ship her hardcore with both Raege and Cuddles
>>46867
Wish she didn't have a bra in this one but I'll post it anyway since there's so little of these two
>>46931
By the Emperor, that techheresy
It looks like she strapped a hand flamer and a lasgun onto an Astartes-caliber bolt pistol
Unf
>>46753
What're the post/image limits on /aco/, anyway?
>>47233
300 posts.
I'm assuming the same goes for images.
>filename
>>25386
did someone say battle sister?
>>44396
Only the emporer protects
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I don't have to save a lot of what's being posted.
These tits are electrifying.
Any more space marine size difference pics? We might need to go to a draw thread to remedy this problem.
>>48544
40k porn is a dark mirror of the actual game. In the porn, the Sisters of Battle are most popular and get plenty of work for them, while the Space Marines are barely worth being called a faction. Not even much gay stuff.
>>48277
Are you me?
Probably just a sign we've been on /tg/ too long.
>>48721
I've still only been around a few years, though. This is the first new board I remember being made.
Still, kind of saps the joy out of giving back to the community when you've already got what's being given, you know?
>>48544
This battle-brother of the Astartes is commiting the triple heresy of mating with a woman, and with a xenos witch on top of that!
>>38267
>The Orders Famulous act very similarly to Bene Gesserit from Dune and do engage in relations with the nobility they are charged with monitoring, advising and protecting.
Actually, they don't. The Famulous are just as chaste as the rest of the Adepta Sororitas while being pseudo-Bene Gesserit. Which honestly removes half the fun of having pseudo-Bene Gesserit sisterhood plotting for God-Emperor knows what reason in the first place.
>>46195
In old fluff? Wasn't that just what they were called during the Age of Apostasy?
>>49736
In the old Rogue Trader days they were still called Brides.
>>49736
Not the guy you were talking to, but I think I agree with you. Weren't they the Sisters of Silence during the Heresy? Not a huge fluff guy, but reading Prospero Burns (that shit gave me chest pains like I was watching the Boss die again) brought them up. Kinda like a bunch of Culexii, but not as completely mindrapey.
Which, for that matter, makes me think. Is there a reason given for the Culexus Temple not sending operatives to Prospero? I understand the immediate mission was bringing Magnus to Terra and that the SoS were backup, but an Animus Speculum would have been absolute RAPE on Prospero.
>>37453
if you stare at this picture long enough and not focus on her beebz, well i have some bad news for you anon
