So last thread some cool drawfag offered to make a pic based on my autistic overly long winded description of my OC but then the thread died.
So new xeno thread and maybe that guy will show up.
>>192747
so stop this
>>192807
No
>>192807
I know what you are thinking Brother, but this is no heresy! It is an Inquisition aproved thread to discuss how to spot and deal with Slaneesh influences on Xenos!
>>192807
Can we not go one even thread without this stupid joke wasting images
>>192807
>>192807
You're just jealous because Space Marines barely have any porn.
>>192970
>>193027
>>192746
Ayy, drawfag here.
Thought the thread died for good, so I sent over to /xen/ and posted my newly written smut there.
http://pastebin.com/mRumRwsu
As for your request, gimme just a bit more time. I've got a shitton of homework and I'm on the verge of crashing pretty hard.
I love how /aco monster girls are actually monstrous, unlike /a monster girls. Keep it up, /aco!
Anybody got that pic of the girl with the four-prong jaw, surrounded by a story about her giving a blowjob?
>>193331
Oh hell yes.
Puazi are the best.
Wide hipped alien
>>192749
Source?
Hey everyone, just a friendly reminder to always report 40k meemshit like >>192807 and >>192954 if you're not already.
On top of being the least funny form of humour imaginable, it wastes the post/image limit of the thread meaning we get less room for hot xeno porn.
Thanks!
>>193812
These threads as far as I know
>>194256
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18223150/
Where do the xeno fics get posted?
>>194497
directly in the thread or on this site https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
>>194498
Thanks friendo
>>193569
They arent xeno though fuck off with this meme
>more colorful human
>very small differences in build and face
>>194590
Actually, I'm surprised the mods aren't deleting them for their "animal characteristics"
>>194590
How about you fuck off? Some people like puazi, and they are Xeno. Simple as that. No one will talk shit if you post a turian or a protoss.
>>194752
Shepard's looking more xeno than Liara there
>>195184
Jesus Christ, why.
>>195266
>>195268
It's worse than non-blue gungans.
>>195270
>>195273
I take that back, that's pretty nice.
>>195281
thigh-high socks are too powerful for their own good
>>192922
>tfw no xenomorph gf that wears handmade human clothes in an effort to fit in and is always knitting and making cute sweaters for you
>tfw no xenomorph gf that you constantly have to assure is beautiful because she's self-conscious about how different she is from humans
>tfw
>>195285
>>195283
You're taking me places I didn't think gungans could lead, gentle anon.
>>195291
it's really only Jar Jar that bothers people, all the other gungans don't see to piss people off at all
>>195288
fuck
>>195295
>it's really only Jar Jar that bothers people, all the other gungans don't see to piss people off at all
Nope. You're forgetting this ol gem. And seeing as these are almost the only 2 gungans who get 'characterized' pretty much everyone's perception of the race is that they're all obnoxious cunts.
>>195285
>tfw no xenomorph gf to snuggle with on a cold night
>tfw no xenomorph gf to tell her how pretty she is
Post some xenomorph stories
>>192746
I happen to be streaming, if you want you can pop by and tell me exactly how you want it done [I have screencaps of your posts but I just want to be sure]
https://picarto.tv/KomissarbAv
>>193812
ffuffle.tumblr.com
>>192807
werent you in a tali thread earlier?
CARE TO EXPLAIN?
>>194105
oh let them have their fun you turd burgler, i happen to enjoy the 40k and the porn
>>197330
Sorry, I'm curious. What exactly is enjoyable about mindlessly spouting "HERESY" and wasting the image limit?
>>197356
Dude there is fucking 56 images, and a pretty good chance this thread will be dead before it gets near the limit
>>197330
It was funny the first couple times. When it's posted in practically every thread without fail, it gets old fast. And this is coming from a 40kid and xenophile.
>>197517
dont you fucking judge my taste while youre browsing the same alien porn thread
boobies
>>194260
Thanks! (Thought this posted yesterday but obviously it didn't.)
>>197517
40k isn't all bad. They have xenos too.
>>198629
No one wants random checkups from the local chapter master though.
>>198629
Yes
I think Tau are my favorite.
>and Macha
>>198656
And their not as overtly furry content as more than half of this thread is.
>>198698
Pretty much 99% of pictures posted in these threads are by furry artists. Probably a third or two thirds of TF and vore threads are pics drawn by furry artists.
>>198656
>>198698
Both kinds of eldar are amazingly fuckable, albeit for different reasons. You can either go for literal mind-fucking that will make your soul orgasm, or the most hardcore BDSM experience you'll ever have. (Assuming you survive it, of course). After all, if they fucked a god of hedonism into existence they must be amazing in the sack.
>>199128
Because Xenomorphs are fucking hot, dude.
>>193799
Holy fucking shit that's my Xaler.
>>195424
I hate gungans so much
>tfw still haven't finished weird anon's story requests
I'm trying, anon. I'm so sorry. I promise that it'll be done by the end of the month. Just need to get some free time so i can write.
>>199869
At the rate i'm going, Turain twink guy is gonna finish before me. God dammit.
>>197199
Shame most of that shit is disgusting
>>199875
Turian Twink story is like the HL3 of Xeno smut: from time to time the guy drops on xeno threads to tell people he is still working on it and that there is progress, but a definitive release date never appears.
>>199875
>>200018
I almost feel bad for turian twink guy. Not that I think he's a bad writer, or that it'll be a bad story or anything, I'm just not sure his work will be able to live up to 3 straight months of anticipation and hype.
Maybe I just need to put a little more faith in the guy.
>>199649
Can we have some more?
>>200513
>>200712
Hype is a dangerous thing. I mean, look at fallout 4: A great game, ut loads of people bashed on it because the hype was too big.
And dont even get me started on the dissapointiment that was Destiny... I mean, you cant even find porn of it: That should tell you how much the internet despised that. It was barely average of a game, but the hype killed any chance of it being percived as "good".
>>201138
Hype is the little-death. It ruined The Phantom Pain for a lot of people, especially when the real story turned out to be worse in many ways than the conjecture.
And I feel like a lot more people might have liked or accepted Undertale if it hadn't suddenly been thrust everywhere at once and turned into a meme in of itself. And as far as I can tell, it's a good enough game.
It's rather sad when it turns out I enjoy things a lot more when little to no one else seems to have a strong opinion on them. Makes me a hipster, but it's the only way to get away from a game being ruined by mass opinion.
>>201503
I can't get enough of this one. I get that some people like the Xenomorph as is, but those huge pillowy tits are too fucking good.
>>195184
Oh god why?
>>195304
I just realized: he looks nothing like a Gungan. Why is he in charge!
>>201718
Could be a mutant.
>>201704
My xeno love is still weak - I enjoy feminine curves and familiar soft shapes, even if it does make more sense for queens to have big tits and hunters to be more athletic or something.
Either way, imagine an imposingly large alien with all the curves in all the right places, with a cunning, if primitive, intellect, and an overwhelming desire to mate and give in to primal instincts, her prey your hard shaft to draw into her eager folds to sate her instinctive lust and helpless need. The strength and speed and fear-inducing grace of a hunter, and the softness and sexuality of a human woman. Basically take an amazon and make them alien and a little more feral.
>>194105
GTFO
>>197330
finaly, someone who gets it
>>199994
To each their own. I like almost all of it except the muscle stuff.
>>201794
At least post some xenos instead of humans? There's plenty of room for an actual 40k thread.
>>197330
>shitposting
>"oh let them have their fun"
this is why 4chan sucks
>>201768
We may not have Turian Twink guy, but we ain't dead yet, not while there's other writefaggotry afoot.
>>201138
I think most people were bashing FO4 for it's extreme technical issues and god awful pacing/story issues, but those are kind of standard for a Bethesda game. Also, as much as I'm not a fan of Destiny, I have seen quite a bit of porn of it. A lot of it was pretty good, too. I think there was someone posting stuff from it in the last thread, too. The alien witch thing that flies around and it's blue and bone colored.
>>201503
Gameplay wise, i really enjoy TPP. Storywise, i'm iffy on it. I think it's interesting how they use the cassets, but that kind of ends up wasting a lot of time, so i mostly skip out on it. Still haven't finished it though. Heard the ending was pretty bad, so i'm excited to watch the ruse cruise crash and burn. Can't wait for PC to get the MGO, but god damn if i'm not disgusted by konami at the moment. Also, undertale is a good game, and i'd recommend it, but really its only a 6/10 at it's best. It's above average, but if you play a bunch of games, there isn't much there that will surprise you. People go crazy over it, but those tend to be the people who barely play shit. Hype really can kill stuff, but I usually just ignore other people's hype and just focus on my own hype levels. I've been doing pretty well like that. Then again, most of my favorite games are ones that barely anyone has every played, so I can understand what you mean, though, i'm usually disappointed because I want to talk with people about it and share my love for it.
>>202129
Also, just in case anyone complains about the pic being a blue human, the majority of my xeno collection has either been posted or probably considered too furry, so yeah. Sorry.
>>202129
UT's got some decent characters, can provide about 3-6 hours of fun (assuming you don't hate the combat mechanics), and is easily worth $10. At the same time that's just it: It's easily worth its $10 and can provide about 3-6 hours fun. There's nothing wrong with that sort of game, but you can't build an industry around it. And if you're all about the spoilers, its short playtime makes it easy to have the game ruined for you before you even start playing.
>>202139
I think Vijounne's fine with most people, if only because she's a size-shifting color-changing cougar with an octopus tentacle for a tongue and shark teeth.
First time OC, constructive criticism appreciated
>>202320
>Blue Juices
>Citrusy
Well you've got my attention, Anon. Tell me more about this Xeno.
>>202362
I didn't really come up with much more, but I can try to throw more details in.
>We'll call them the Yuzt (because I suck at names)
>8' tall in adulthood
>Very strong, very horny (pardon the pun)
>Three fingered, 3 pairs of breasts
>Monogamous but willing to accept partners of other species
>Somehow through technological intervention the Yuzt can mate with any partner species and still produce Yuzt offspring, with minor traits from the father species
>Male Yuzt are much smaller than the female
>1:10 ratio of Male to Female Yuzt, mainly due to a virus that broke out at some point in the past hundred years
>Nobody really gives a fuck because of the technological intervention, allowing the species to continue thriving
What about Space Jockeys(mala'kak)?
Anybody got stuff of the Wraith from Evolve?
>>203449
Not much, and it's nothing that hasn't been posted here a million times.
>>201859
well, it's the least I can do
>>202320
I might broaden the feet a bit due to the width of the upper body.
>>203696
I am thankful for it nonetheless.
>>201980
I don't understand what you mean, sir.
>>201718
>Posts picture of fat person
>"That looks nothing like a human"
>>194728
>vaginaballs
Here's a WIP of the thing I've been drawing in my free time for the past while.
All I've got so far is some quick base colors, I'll get to smoother colors, shading, and maybe even some textures a bit later.
Any suggestions?
>>204919
>Holding hands
[We've gone too far]
![8735_d4fc_960[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CuVR3Jw.jpg "8735_d4fc_960[1].jpg")
>>204360
Please don't.
No need to shit up /aco/ as well.
>>202320
You're making an alien, but it might do good, if you put more emphasis on the femininity. For starters, those shoulders are HUGE.
>>203449
>>203118
Interesting concept. Do you have more?
Such a lust!
>>192927
I know it sounds dumb. But anyone else thinking one of the subtly alien races like the Dldar or DEldar would actually be super interesting for porn? like maybe showing how their measurements stack up against the human fucking them like this?
It's just I don't seem to see much of the eldar flavours in porn much, and when they're around they're just humans in aspect armour.
>>205828
they're just elves in space and elves are scum
>>205828
Good luck trying to get neckbeards to draw such
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>>205856
BTW, do you guys think this violates global rule 3? I dont want to get baned but im not sure.
>>205828
Yeah, I think some neat stuff could be done with them. I have this scenario that I've been thinking about actually sitting down and writing one of these days.
You know how, as far as the Eldar are concerned, humans are barely a step above animals? Well, I've been fantasizing about the idea of a some high ranking Eldar capturing a human that strikes their fancy and then, willingly, having rough and kinky sex with them, after which rumours about them being a depraved human fucker spreads like wildfire on the Craftworld. After some time, a small number join in.
One day I might actually get off my ass and write it.
More xenos!
>>205828
DElder porn must be AMAZING, for one reason and one reason only: Haemonculi.
Fuckers do muscle growth, monster TF, monster girl TF, furry TF, inanimate TF, borg-ification, and a shitton of other stuff, and that's just looking at body modifications! I can see it now,
"Mon'keigh, we've got porn for shit you didn't even know was a fetish. Unlimited access, all for the price of a few mortal souls. You in?"
>>193312
Hey did the picture get finished? I have been sick the last week so I have not been around.
>>205877
/d/ here, we have a whole thread's worth of people who've specialized in that sort of thing for quite a while and we have a metric fuckton of writefaggotry regarding it too. You want me to link it or what?
>>204919
I think the green one's color scheme is a little monotonous. I just don't think that's a great color for the whole body.
Something to break up the green or give texture to the skin.
My wife for hire!
>>206357
Yes please!
>>207154
C U C K
>>206228
Sorry, crunch time's been happening since I posted >>204919, but because I'm starting to catch up, I can get to work on it sometime this sunday maybe.
>>206730
I see. I only used quick placeholder base colors just to distinguish who's who, but I'll try to think of something to give it a bit of variety.
Where do you all go to find new content? What tags do you search by? I saw someone mention tumblr - that in particular I'm curious what tags would work best.
>>208400
Ouch.
>>206730
Just found an opportunity to clean up the base colors a bit and lay down some minor accenting in some areas.
>>207752
The active thread we normally use is the "sci-fi/fantasy smut thread". The current one is slowed to a near-halt, but I'll link it here just for reference.
>>>/d/6543177
And yes, we accept requests (though a shortage of writers means they might not always be taken).
>>201718
There are 2 types of Gungans, both distinctly different. There is one type that evolved to live on land, while the other evolved similarly to amphibians. Jar Jar is the former, and this fellow is the latter.
>>208817
Have you got any more?
>>208400
MNU lies spreads.
Send them to Canada.
F is for FUCK
Big Xeno butts
>>207154
With Legacy of the Void, we'll hopefully get A LOT more protoss porn.
It sure had an interesting number of female characters.
>>212478
oh rly? Do tell.
>>213619
HNNNNNG.
>>203118
I love the concept of a giant alien or monster using the hijacked bodies of women as lures. Much creepier and more erotic than the usual parasite stuff.
>>195304
This. They should be exterminated, and Lucas should be shot. Star Wars is shit.
>>214993
the clones/troopers were the best part to come out of the prequels/modern star wars media
Aliens are people too
>>215028
>>213619
Source?
>>215028
I once read that, if alien ever visited earth, the UN could make it so the human rights bill temporarly covers them with the same rights as humans by saying that they have the same levels of cognition and IQ as humans. This would protect them until they formalized a "Sentient Beings rights" bill.
>>215415
>That fucking old prime-ministor or whatever alien from Lilo&Stitch
MUH
FUCKIN
DIIIIIIICK
>>215415
If applying logic to your fiction, pretty much.
There's already half-hearted debate about whether we should expand the rights / protections granted to animals with Dolphin-esque intelligence. If aliens touched down on Earth and they were clearly of comparable cognition and intelligence to humans, it's unlikely the UN would go "oh, no, abuse the shit out of them."
Enforcing the rights / laws would be another matter. The UN already is limited to going "Stop it! I mean it!" to genocide and ethnic cleansing sometimes, and I can't imagine their job would be any easier / position any stronger when it comes to non-humans without any sovereignty or land ties.
Fortunately, if the aliens can visit Earth and are mistreated for some reason, they can probably just drop large rocks on whoever's messing with them until their abusers stop or they (the aliens) are now the proud owners of an impact-pockmarked region of unpopulated land. Turnabout's fair play, and it's not like the UN could do much more than tell them "Stop it!" so long as a few of its superpower members look the other way.
tl;dr UN Bill or no, don't pick on the side with orbital supremacy. Especially when it has goodies most superpowers would gladly put aside their moral compass to get their hands on.
>>215239
heartman98, that and this are their only two alien images though.
>>215415
HOLY FUCK PLEASE MOAR GRAND COUNCILWOMAN YES
Now the question is, is your thirst strong enough that you'd be willing to pay? Because that's a little more foolproof of a method to get a piece done than hoping for the goodwill of a drawfag.
>>216884
Holy fuck, you're right! If only I weren't such a procrastinating drawfag...
Still haven't even gotten around to drawing xeno queen on wraith action.
Here's one though, anons. Seeing as how much of the thread is hetero, would anyone be interested in seeing a male kig-yar, if I finished it up?
>>199796
I dunno, I find them rather cute. The males are goofy fucks but the chicks have an appeal to them.
Plague drawing xenos? Time for loud sweating.
>>216867
Nothing latex-tight, but I have two more from other artists that're curvy and in outfits, plus curvy in "armor".
>>217262
>>217263
>>217265
Found another. Not as lewd, but still curvy, clothed, and I for one welcome any SPARTANxSangheili smut.
>>212944
In the campaign there's a female dark templar, female historian (or something like that), and a female executor.
And one of the new protoss units is female ranged footsoldiers.
>>217143
Hmm, I guess no then?
>>218087
Are you joking? Nobody here's gonna say no to some fresh Gayy Lmaos, even if females are dominant.
>>218087
Gayy Lmaos are always welcome.
>>194590
>arent xeno
Puazi sure as fuck aren't human and, oh wait, they're FUCKING ALIENS.
>>218383
It's cool, practice makes perfect.
>>218253
>replying to a 12 day old shit on your boring non-aliens
You're pretty pathetic, incase.
>>218570
Not him but what makes them not aliens?
>>218576
They're alien by the technical sense but they fall into the field of rubber forehead aliens that are basically humans with some shit or another glued to their heads (klingon foreheads, space elf ears, the Puazi and Asari's head dinglers, etc) that makes them "alien" without actually doing much.
Sure I know there's plenty of tits and humanoid silhouettes in this thread, but most of them are still managing more than humans with different colored skin and some "lel exotic" facial features.
Honestly they're not utterly dreadful but they're certainly not up to par with a lot of the other species we're posting.
>>216884
I swear to whatever god you see fit, I will draw her when I finish moving to my new place. But that's not to say I am the only one. More need to draw her.
>>216884
rule34.xxx has it archived somewhere, but it is almost universally bad.
anyone have pics of ladies transforming into Xenos? The TF thread is full of gay futa stuff
>>218872
>>218884
>>218885
>>215636
Those fucking thighs, holy shit.
>>218888
>man it's too early fo all dis racket smhtbhfam
>>218898
Go on~
>>218916
I'd bury my head in dem titties, deathgrip dat waist, and thighfuck those luscious legs into next week. Preferably with her back against a wall so that the whole damn building starts shakin', nigga.
>>197323
lol what a hypocrite
>>219074
Thanks a lot then!
I'd really love some chest, but if you wanna tone those down a bit or there's something else you'd like to exaggerate, that's okay.
>>218743
True, true, we all should contribute.
I'm starting to fuck up and crash with all this work I've got, I don't think I'm going to make it desu senpai
Would any fellow drawfags be interested in drawing any of my xenos? I'm low on time and energy and I could really use the motivation.
Here's my references, you can draw whatever you want, go wild even.
http://komissar-bav.tumblr.com/Spaessgaem
>>201043
Anything more in that exotic style that imitates Giger? I always loved how explicit it is, even when not showing sex (unlike this one)
It apprrars first contact is going well.
Councilwoman sketches. Also thinking about doing Stith ones.
>>198702
I just mean that this board has strict 'no furry' rules and I dunno if xenos count as furry. Hell, the no furry rule is just faggotry since this is a western adult cartoon board and animal characters have been in cartoons since before furries were even a thing.
I guess I was just saying I don't want to see people getting shit from mods or seeing this thread get deleted based on what is or isn't 'furry'.
>>210384
Moar of this species would be appreciated. Especially with that 'rape' right there in the title. Any species that reproduces through rape is worth looking at.
>>219749
Hey OP here
if you feel unable to finish my request could post what you have drawn so far here? Thanks.
Survey Redux!
How alien would you xenofuckers actually go?
>>221597
I would have sex with a sentient gas cloud or grey goo if it wouldn't be fatal to or maim me.
>>221597
Probably too far, as in, fails the Harkness test. Doesn't even need to be vaguely humanoid.
>>221597
I'd honestly fuck anything as long as sex with it doesn't kill either of us or end in crippling pain.
Meandraco so based.
>>218888
Superior Prothean genes.
>>192746
wat a good alien dick design for female pleasure?
tentacle horsecock?
