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Halo thread guys.
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emergency bump
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>>147733
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post moar twat
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cmon, you didnt even upload the best one
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>>147694
so hot :^)
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>>147694
Hey, if you look at it the right way, it looks like she's got a third hand covering her pussy.
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Does anyone here like Elites?
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>>150276

This is either going to end the way the first three X-Men movies did with Wolverine/Jean, or it's going to end the way Jim Raynor and Sarah Kerrigan did in Star Craft.

Either way, it's fucking depressing.
Would have rather Cortana stayed "Dead" than this forced bullshit.
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>>147709
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>>150924
I've seen the ending you are going to wish for one of those endings after the ending you get.
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Unfuckable
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>>150276
sauce?
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>>153823
Halo Guardians
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>>151661
>I've seen the ending you are going to wish for one of those endings after the ending you get.

Oh, I know the ending.
It's another cliffhanger like Halo 2.
Because if there's one thing everyone universally loved, it's Halo 2's story.

I'm talking about the end of the next game.
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>>149302
>Forerunner hard light is a thing in the game
HHHNNNNNAAAAGGGGHHHHHH
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Any more Male Elite/Female human Rape?
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>>150792
My lord!
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Speaking of which we need porn of l queen Cortana She was fucking hot!
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>>147694
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got a few of cortana I really like.
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>>154117
Halo's major problems for me were 1) MC being literal space Jesus Neo, 2) making Cortana and Chief a thing.

It was terrible enough that they forced Raynor and Kerrigan to have a relationship in Starcraft. Now MC's all emo for some fucking piece of code.
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>>150792
sauce plz
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>>158546
Romance side plots are usually awful
deal with it
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>>150440
She is an ai hologram she can give herself 100 arms if she want.
but apparently rendering clothes is too taxing soo...
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>>159651
In halo canon they aren't be able to change their appearance.
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>>159768
Ya that's why Cortana has changed 6 times now right?
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>>159774
Seems mostly like graphics improvement/art direction change. For some reason she was purple in CE, but every other game depicts her pretty much the same.
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>>159768
I've never heard of this, not to mention it makes zero sense that they couldn't change their avatar
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>>159820
I know. The explanation is mostly bullshit, but it has held true for all the halo games and novels so far.
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Also, thanks to the anon who is dumping.
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Moaar
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>>159880

Plus I imagine that explanation is meant to not really hold up too well and the ultimate point is "don't think about it, naked blue chick"
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>>159786
No it hasn't. In CE she has short hair, barely any breasts and overall was very androgynous. In 2 she got longer hair and became a bit more feminine. In 3 she became more shapely and in 4 her hair turned dark blue, almost black, and she got way more voluptuous in shape.

That's hardly explain with just "graphical improvements."
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>>163119

I bought the Halo 1 HD Rerelease just to see remade Halo 1 Cortana.

They just used the Halo 2 model.

I was so pissed. The HD rerelease was so shitty. Like almost as bad as the Silent Hill rerelease.
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>>163119
model 3 looks the best
model 4 ruined it with floppy tits
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Whoretana
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>>164008
Floppy tits the fuck you talking about?? that's how boobs look
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>>166532
> boobs can only have one "look"
> they must be over-huge floppy fuck-me breeder tits

Halo 3 was the perfect model for Cortana. Those are the magnificent, taught tits and body of a warrior and an athlete, not some American cow stuffed with cheese and burgers. Stop trying to turn this into a far acceptance thread. There are at least three ongoing obesity and fattie threads for your fetish.
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>>166532

Here's what 12 year olds think is "sexy." So does microsoft. It's actually revolting. But, hey, it's /aco/, where diaper and anus fetish is also considered "sexy." By some.
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>>166606
what are you on about? She doesn't even look fat. She looks actually reasonable and normal in Halo 4. Halo 3 does look more athletic, but you liking that doesn't make anything other than it fat you fucking autist sperg. Her fucking Halo 4 tits don't even look that big. They're around C cup MAYBE.
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>>159537

Except now it isn't the side plot.

It's just the plot.
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Fucking when?
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>>166643
>big honking tits
>"revolting"
>compares to diaper fetish

For my own sanity I must convince myself you're trolling.
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.... why is there never anything but Cortana and elites in these threads?
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>>166643
What happens between the ages of twelve and forward that progresses of a man or woman finding big fat titties nice? You must be of the cultured sort, finding great personality in your porn graphics! Sure she is covered in zits but the author wrote in she loves a good Celtics harp or two in the background while she gets pounds by four giant cocks with hate in their dicks.
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>>167748

Her tits aren't even that big in Halo, I don't know why he's even bashing Microsoft.
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>>167775
Halo doesn't have much fanart that does not include one or the other. You got a hunter picture, a few spartans, maybe a brute or grunt if you are lucky.
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>>168286

I'm thinking successful troll/10. More sloppy milky titties immediately start getting posted.

>No! No! No! Brer Fox! WhatEVER you do, do NOT throw me in that there briar patch!

The overall point is clear though. Cortana started out as an A cup maybe pushing the edge of B cup territory. By 4 she's at least all of a healthy C cup and probably comfortably into D cup territory. >>163119 shows that for anyone bothered to actually look, and quick google image search backs it up with actual screenshots. >>166606 pic related is a perfect example of the firm, filled out and perfect B cup of a /fit/ warrior, it really is the best Cortana.

This pic related is interesting in that it looks like her cup changed between the beginning of the game and her rescue. Although, that's probably just the money, uh, perspective shot.
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>>168698
>My opinion is the correct one
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>>150276
Whats this from ?
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>>168698
My butthole likes milkshakes
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>>168770
Halo 5
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>>158546
>MC being literal space Jesus Neo
Literally never happened. Maybe you confuse for Mass Effect, no?
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>>150276
that'...fucking awful. Then again, Halo ended in Halo 3 for me so it doesn't matter any more
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i love the idea of cortana teasing chief during combat
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Is Master Chief a virgin in lore?
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>>169638
the spartan program had men and women together in the same barracks when they were young and he was a squad leader so I'm sure he'd have gotten some by the time the genetic treatment was done, I'm pretty sure that though kills his sex drive.
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>>169638
Almost certainly a virgin.

>>169656
I kind of doubt they would do that do, militaries tend to frown on love between members of the same unit. The unit (or whatever you want to call a band of warriors) needs to be a brotherhood, in which all of its members would kill and die for each other without hesitation. Battlefield relationships could easily fuck this dynamic up.
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>>164853

You have shit taste.
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>>168994
You never played Halo 4, did you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-4r_5AE6D4

The Librarian hid in the human genome stuff that would lead to the creation of John-117, Mjölnir armour, Cortana, etc.
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>>170823

Nah, they were simply unconscious reminders that humanity had once achieved stuff like that in the past.

People who say "this means Chief never actually did anything for himself" just fish for complaints.
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>>159786
I wonder how much hate I'll get for saying that H4 Cortana looks like they're trying to pander to the overly-hormonal teen crowd (huge tits, plump body).

Maybe it's just 343i redoing her art, but I don't like it one bit.

Haven't played H5 yet, so no comment on that.
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>>172436
Holy shit, I didn't expect there to be so much commentary about this further down

>>163119
>>166606
>>164853
>>166643

But yeah, H4 Cortana a shit
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>>164853
>floppy tits
Are you that blinded by the media that you think natural tits are ugly?
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>>169611

What's up with your wacky file names?
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>>172574
whats up with you being a newfag?
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>>172407
>"Reclaimer, when I indexes humanity for repopulation, I hid seeds from the Didact. Seeds which would lead to an eventuality. Your physical evolution. Your combat skin. Even your ancilla, Cortana. You are the culmination of a thousand lifetimes of planning."
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>>173184

> You are the culmination of a thousand lifetimes of planning.

i sense... something
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>>150276
They had a good thing going in Halo 4. I don't know why they had to fuck her face like that that in 5.
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>>147694
Whoretana is great
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>>172498
Are you blinded by the media that you think Big is Beautiful?

Waste of flesh, waste of resources, and looks disgusting. Not to mention the inevitable "waaah, my back hurts" complaints
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>>175666
>cortana tits
>big
Are you that blind that you can't even distinguish big and average size?
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How many times can Reclamation begin? It has begun like three times already
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>>170823
WTF
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>>147694
is no one going to mention that pun?!?!
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>>172574
>>172574
Wow, how new are you?
They're the randomized filenames given to webms by gfycat.
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>>147694
After Halo 5, fapping to Cortana will never be the same again.
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>>174078
>I don't know why they had to fuck her face like that that in 5.

They finally mocapped her actual actress.
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>>176865
ya, 343 is aweful. I really don't get how people defend the series anymore... I'll always stand by the classics but "Humans were an ancient empire stronger then the forerunner" was just to much.

I also think new Cortana is to human, they should have left her mostly transparent like in the Bungie games. doesn't mean I wont fap to her, just not the same as my faps for the original.
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>>147694
More whoretana
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>>147694
But you can't touch her
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>>182937
You can in my mind
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