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NEVER BREAK A DOOR WITH YOUR SHOULDER ! EVER !!!
KICK IT !
why not?
>>144058183
it will dislocated your shoulder
>>144058681
Kicking doors isn't exactly good for your hips. Use a ram.
>>144058839
Swinging a battering ram isn't easy on your joints. Better to use dynamite.
>>144058949
Dynamite is expensive. Cook up home made .
>>144059013
Home made is illegal, please come with me, sir.
>>144059056
The FBI isn't exactly known for being scrupulous, better get the NSA on this one.
>>144058839
Using a ram will hurt your arms, it's best to use a gun.
>>144058681
I'm not an expert but it doesn't seem like it would dislocate your shoulder unless the door was really strong. Using your shoulder also seems a lot easier than kicking.
>>144058949
>>144059153
Guns and dynamite are loud and cause collateral damage, just cast Knock.
>>144059309
Knocking causing noise too, silly, it's best to just wait outside the door patiently.
>>144059153
at metal door? no thanks
Which part or door you would shoot anyway?
>>144058183
You'll just end up dislocating it
>>144059309
>>144059346
And this is why you need a Nippon banzai 1 million times folded Japanese steel sword for all your door breaking purposes.
>>144057438
>eating hamburgers
>using 480p
you shouldn't do either of those
>>144059468
I'm not an expert but it doesn't seem like it would dislocate your shoulder unless the door was really strong. Using your shoulder also seems a lot easier than kicking
>>144059561
Katanas are expensive, use a key instead.
Japanese doors are made of paper though
>>144059199
If your shoulder is slightly anterior to the chest, enough lateral force will pop it out. If it's well-aligned with your chest and you tackle the door perpendicularly, then you'll just fuck up the cartilage of the joint. Either way, no good
>>144059762
Keys are easily lost, just teleport behind the door.
>>144059614
Kicking down doors is the go-to method for thieves in a home robbery
>>144059614
The shock on your shoulder will be bad for your joints and neck. Kicking is much easier and more accurate with proper technique. No matter how much you can lift, legs are more adapted to cushion sudden impacts than the upper body.
>>144059858
Teleporting requires quantum physics which still isn't fully understood, just keep the door open instead.
>>144059199
It's about how the force lands on your shoulder. If you hit your own shoulder from the outside while putting force behind it with your chest ti'll almost naturally pop out. It's not about how strong the door is, your shoulder just isn't meant to do that.
A solid forward kick to the center of the door next to the handle will snap just about anything that isn't reinforced open though.
>>144059309
>not casting Fist
You missed a perfect chance there.
>>144060920
>not casting wish to cast a free plane shift on the door
Come on now. Why would you not take a silent way to get rid of a door with no evidence or cost?
>>144061496
I don't think shifting a plane on a door is subtle. Ask the Pentagon, they know.
>>144059788
This was a STRONG japanese door, sir.
>>144062349
So cardboard?
>>144057438
>>144058681
>>144059468
It's not like there was a fire on the other side. That advise only works on fire cases, since you could be throwing yourself into the fire, dumbass. It's not related to dislocating your shoulder
when in Rome....
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Why not just open the door with the handles?
>>144057438
Going through the thin wall seems like an option..
>>144057438
I don't think you quite understand how powerful Nick is when Maya is in danger.
>>144060093
Keeping the door open will cause embarrassing moments when you're being intimate with yourself. Why not get rid of the door and hang a curtain there instead?
>>144072380
Curtains dont block sound well. You can still be heard. Just put a door without locks.
