Mine is oppai loli
>inb4 "hurrrr straight OP"
japanese """"penis""""
>>144051579
/thread
Succubus (male)
>>144052028
Those are typically called incubusses? incubi? Whatever.
straight OP
professional neet
happy virgin
>>144052795
hey screw you dude I'm the happiest fucker in town
enlightened non-virgin
>>144053068
Well, I think an abortion or miscarriage might actually work.
Visible Akari
Funny Nichijou
>>144052929
>fucker
>virgin
heh
>>144053624
>implying hands don't count
>>144053648
It's your hand, not your waifu!
>>144051534
Good anime
>>144051534
feminine dick
>>144054307
Fucking this. Just admit you like dick. Nothing wrong with it, but "feminine dick" is fucking stupid.
>>144054408
Some are very rough and spiny while others are so completely different looking that they look to be of another species.
>>144054511
That's stupid. You're stupid. Feminine dick is stupid.
>>144054592
>not liking feminine penis
faggot
>>144054259
This.
>>144054592
Looks like someone is having that time of the month.
>>144054709
I like dicks on chicks and dicks going into chicks. There's no such thing as a feminine dick.
There is only dick.
>>144054910
>you like dicks
hahaha faggot
you're pure waifu
delicious flat chest
>>144054966
You say that like you aren't one too.
Mexican intellectual
>>144055066
you misspelled disgusting
>>144056447
It wouldn't be an oxymoron then.
>>144055126
Okay my immature shitposting aside, liking dicks isn't really gay. Liking the male body is, though. I mean if you were really turned off at the sight of dicks, that would be a fundamental biological flaw in which this dick-hating human would never be able to reproduce because of being turned off whenever he looked down. From a purely logical standpoint, men HAVE to find the penis at least mildly sexually arousing to even be able to gave sex. Those who have accepted that fact are simply more open to express their attraction to the male genitals. Of course, we are still more attracted to the feminine physique, and would never fuck a manly man; we simply don't mind dicks.
In conclusion, as long as your attraction is strictly limited to the penis and perhaps the novelty and taboo of something being slightly homosexual, but not anything actually homosexual, then you are not gay. /a/ is, was, and always will be, a straight, heterosexual, Christian, cock-craving board.
>>144056818
>/a/ is, was, and always will be, a straight, heterosexual, Christian, cock-craving board.
/a/ can be pretty gay too.
>>144056896
none of that's gay though senpai
>>144056818
Would you say guys who almost exclusively into yuri are closet cases?
>>144056997
No, they are just evolutionary dead ends, like most of us here on /a/.
"I don't think it was good, but I enjoyed it"
>>144056818
It's time
https://youtu.be/qMoEs7eQeZE
The thread-destroying potential of "feminine penis" has once again been fully realized. Woe be to those who stand against it.
>>144056818
Are you implying Nishiyama is a tranny?
>>144057494
>Trans women
No.
>>144057494
What's the name of this guy? I have this suspicion.
>>144057779
oy vey, I hope you're not being antisemitic
>>144057779
What would that suspicion be, my fellow Anon?
>>144061976
>>144062204
Oy vey, it's like annoda shoa
