what would you have done?
Tongueraped her mouth right back.
say "don't lie to me, only whores kiss out of boredom and you don't seem like one to me"
I wouldn't have been a fucking sissy and would have gotten inside the fucking robot.
>>143980313
I would have groped her.
Probably would have acted like a normal 14 year old and made out because there was no /a/ so I was not yet brainwashed by the homosexual agenda
Kissy kissy.
Hands on lower back and butt.
Vanilla as fuck.
14 year old me would have said that we weren't old enough for that sort of thing yet.
If I was 14, probably done the same thing; basically freeze into place and wait until it was over with a mix of confusion and terror.
>>143981825
kek, I would probably do the same thing, I was a huge faggot.
>>143982625
>I was a huge faggot.
>was
>>143980313
asuka, fakku shiyoka
Pushed him away.
>>143983593
but it was your idea you whore
>>143983835
No it wasn't, it was Asuka's
>>143980313
Wash my mouth twice after the deed.
Step back just before she closes in and then awkwardly stare waiting for her to explain whats happening.adolescence didn't go very well for me
>>143983923
and you're asuka since youre the grill apparently
>>143985999
Asuka is a man.
>>143986454
sie ist eine starke stolze deutsche frau das braucht kein mann
>>143986514
although judging from her german she probably wouldnt understand that kek
>>143986514
No, she's clearly a guy.
probably start cryingand farting
>>143980313
grab dat tight ass.
>>143980313
Held her.
I detest the AK ship, but god damn this artist draws the most beautiful Asuka's I've ever seen.
>>143987036
true
>>143986957
>>143987036
>hating LAK
What a faggot.
>>143988180
>Alicia
I'll allow it
>>143988244
Skaboosh!
>That perfect magical girl pose
>>143988180
>didn't even get the hair right
0/10
>>143988300
>That one time Raita went god mode
>>143988310
That's not Asuka.
>literal fanwank thread filled with pornhub tier comments, LAK garbage and other cancer
God bless the day I get doxx on any single one of you mongoloid shitsuckers.
As for what I'd do OP I'd go back in time to finish the job your mom never could and abort you.
>>143988582
I'm filling Asuka's belly with my seed this very moment, fireposter
>>143988582
Don't make me dump re-take.
You know I'll do it.
>>143980313
http://sta.sh/01vukdi654f3
>>143988649
>le no effort shitpost face xDxD
And I'll be filling your corpse with bukcshot, kiddo. Back in my day there was an actual subtlety to your "ebik trollingz". But sure here's your (You) so you can get your sweet sweet reddit upboats you sweet summerchild.
>>143980313
Bend her over backwards and stick my tongue down her throat.
But then I'm not a traumatized, abandoned japanese kid. I would have got in the fucking robot, too.
>>143980313
tongue and grope her butt, then see were that leads
>>143989007
>LE EBIN DEVIANTART IS ZO WHACKY XDXDXDX
Alright, looks like little janny hotpockets is going to work a bit today. Nice image host too you fycking newfag.
>>143989112
I'd bend your skull backwards and shove a double barrel down your throat for even thinking about posting this.
>>143989202
>>>/pornhub/
Shove glass bottles up her vagina
>>143989246
not tongue her butt, I meant use tongue. eating ass comes later.
>>143989041
>>143989246
I'll start with the canon genetic catgirl loli?
>>143989358
Shove yourself into a coffin and stop breathing.
>>143989387
Use capital letters you retarded gaiafag. Fuck.
>>143980313
would have probably stood there exactly like shinji did
the kissing was very random to shinji who didn't expect any feeling from asuka, especially not romantic ones
anybody who says that they would not have been shocked and just stood there are speaking after analyzing the situation, but his reaction is 100% normal to any 14 year old kissless virgin
>>143986514
>das braucht kein Mann
>relative clause
>verb "braucht" not moved to the last position
>used Das instead of Die
>>143990612
eh, mein deutsch ist nicht perfekt
ich hab zu lang in irland und amerika gewohnt uezs
>>143990039
>never kissed anyone else, much less his bros
>still doesn't think she likes him
>tfw you're not shinji
feels good and bad
>>143989447
>implying Asukafags are intelligent enough to know basic English
>>143990612
Hold up now, isn't the "das" demonstrative in that case? "Die kein mann braucht" doesn't seem correct
>>143990039
Pretty much. Probably think about whether her using a hand means I can while I wait for more instructions until I suffocate.
>>143991899
nah he's right, it should be die
t. original mistake maker
>>143990612
most of my mistake comes feom translating directly from english tb h
i always fuck up translating english to german
>>143980313
After she pulled away, I would have walked up to her, pulled her in by the hips and gave her a proper kiss.
Shinji is too beta though and it worked for the series since he is a teenage boy thrown into outlandish situations and told to deal with it. Even the adult that guide him, always tell him to just wing it and see.
>>143988731
re-take is what the new movies should have been and when 2.0 lead up to what it did, I was sure it would. Then we got 3.0 and everything went to hell. How long has it been since 3.0? Three or four years and not a peep of 4.0 yet. That's how badly they fucked it up.
Being 14, probably groped her breasts like an idiot
>>143987036
It annoys me but you have a point.
>>143992877
I think Scar Tissue is a better sequel fic than Re-take, tbfampai.
>>143993309
Never heard of it, any sauce with that dish you're offering?
>>143993366
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5334678/1/Scar-Tissue
It can be pretty dark, but promises a light at the end of the tunnel rather than the usual mutual suicide level edge. The ever approaching actual plot is honestly the weakest point, as is the authors 420 antagonist.
>>143980313
Told acyka that both Rei and Kaworu kiss better than she does.
>>143993482
>spoonfeeding
So this is the power of nu/a/
>>143993482
>Open link
>It's text only
>No sex scenes in the first page
T-thanks... hehe.
>>143993482
No wait, I was too quick to say no sex scenes. Seem like towards the bottom, Asuka rapes Shinji? And the whole thing is written from the female's perspective so I assume this entire thing was written by a woman.
This is comedy gold but I'll keep going and see where it leads. Dark? Serious? This shit is HILARIOUS.
strangle her and masturbate to the comatose body
>>143993745
this
>>143980313
Mr slippy fist would come out into the mix
>>143993716
It switches perspectives. I'm pretty sure the author's a dude. At the least, he or she hasn't said anything that would be a clear indication one way or the other, IIRC.
>You lie to yourself. He cares for you so much that he was willing to suffer for you, to offer your sick, demented self some sense of calm, you selfish bitch…
>You selfish bitch….. You selfish bitch….
>'Selfish…'
>'Selfish, just like Mama…'
Holy shit my sides are on fire from this fan fic.
>>143993482
I haven't been to fanfiction.net since 2006. This better be good my man.
>>143993932
/a/ made me read it in the first place, only passing it along.
>this entire thread
So I see Evageeks had a domain change.
>>143994006
>caps posting
>elipses
>shipgarbage
>fanfiction
>overly edgy lewdposts
>spoonfeeding
We Gaia now. Just genocide the fanbase and call it a day.
If you post under this line you agree Asuka a shit
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yup
>>143994199
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If you post above this line you agree Rei is shit
>>143994594
You are so newfag it hurts
If you post below this line you agree that Rei is shit
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>>143980313
touched her butt
>>143994594
You don't know what it's like to have a waifu so don't act like you can empathize. If you can't discuss something without the discussion being garbage then maybe you shouldn't discuss it until you're capable. Of course, that implies self moderation which the new users of this website are wholly incapable of. Give me one good reason you shouldn't be reported too.
>>143994967
>>143994922
all grounds are covered, Reifags eternally BTFO
>>143994967
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If you post above and below these lines you agree Asuka looks like a man
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>>143995063
>filenames-kun not realizing that his post is between the two
>>143995118
Nigger, are you dumb?
>>143995175
>implying the interpretation isn't subjective
Should have been more specific fagqueef.
>>143995254
Fireposter confirmed retarded, good to know.
>>143980313
Try to Have sex.
>>143995309
Enjoy the offtopic ban.
>>143994952
Image is from 2011 and my original collection of older images was lost in a previous HDD crash. I lost a lot of good dank original content never seen.
>>143995031
I claimed my waifu in 2009. Now I'm too old for her and I'll keep getting older as she remains perfect.
>>143995829
>claimshit
Just leave while you still can. This place isn't for you.
reenact this
>>143995989
Enjoy the ban for non/a/ images you /b/tard.
>>143995981
I have to lay claim. The original, the one and only. I just wish I had evidence of me claiming my waifu in 2009. Never realized I would need to defend myself in my proclamation with factual evidence.
This is starting to get off topic so this is my last reply.
>>143996112
>claimshit
>dank xD
Yeah dude. Totally an oldfag. Fuck outta here.
>>143995764
>>143996075
You'll fit in just fine around these parts, newfriend!
>>143996787Have fun with that offtopic ban
>>143980313
Hand on her ass. It's not every day that you get a free grope.
>>143980313
>surronded by two girls who want his dick
>is a local celebrity
>has multiple friends
>lives with a caring, responsible adult
>is still somehow "depressed"
>>143988451
>the image of Asuka being defiled by Raita's disgusting banana-tit whores
>>143999397
You forgot the male role-model telling him good shit that he believed. He was an unappreciative little prick but he was improving for most of the series until everything else went wrong and he lost all of that.
>>143981937
This. As a grown man I now know what I am supposed to do in that kind of a situation. However as a 14 year old kid I probably would have frozen up and then found a way to slink off and play KOTOR.
>>143980313
Been just as depressed as Shinji but enjoyed being in the robot, the possibility of dying while fighting, and had sex with Misato whenever she offered basically living like I was already dead.
>>143980313
>what would you have done?
My dick would.
I just finished watching; it's breddy gud, but the sexualizing of the 14 year olds made me really uncomfortable. I realize this is just the way of the japs but jesus, I'm clearly not weeb/pedo enough for anime.
Because "best girl" seems to be the dominating question of eva, I'd say Misato (Hikari if we're constricted to pedobait).
>>143980313
punched her in her stupid ugly man-face
>>144002851
>slut
>best girl
>>144003228
She's the closest to a real person of the adults (probably because she was also the most fleshed out, but still). She makes mistakes, she loathes herself for them, but at the end of the day (at least when introspection hits) she accepts she is what she makes herself. Her willingness to put on a facade of cheerfulness against oblivion is admirable and basically an ideal I strive towards personally. Ritsuko is too fucked up with her inferiority complex; she's basically a matured, calmed-down Asuka.
Like I said, I'm not gonna fug a 14 year old girl with daddy issues (spoiler: everyone in Evangelion who doesn't have mommy issues, and some of those who do, have daddy issues), sorry.
>>143980313
Current me?
I'd have reciprocated the kiss, put my arms around her, got grabby and seen how far I could take it.
Me at her/his age?
It would have ended after awkward prolonged hugging or after a few seconds of kissing which would have left me confused and erect.
>>143980313
breathe through my nose
>>144004036
She was holding his nose shut
Shove her back, run to the toilet and force myself to throw up. Then spend the next 30 minutes rinsing my mouth out and brushing my teeth.
What a nasty girl.
>>143980313
>>144004162
All she wants is love anon. Why deny that to her?
>>144004209
I cannot love someone who will not be honest with themselves!
How could they ever be honest to me?
>>144004196
Nova-kun pls
>>144004095
Breathe through my mouth. Take hers instead.
>>143980313
I don't think telling her how much I cared about her would be a good idea.
I would kiss her back and make her know I want her too without going too far since she obviously isn't at a place where she can be honest about what she wants.
uguu :3
.t Julian
>>144004801
>>144002851
The sexualization is necessary in the narrative, especially if you consider EoE.
with the pumped up kicks
>>144004864
>>144004864
>>144005007
THE LEGEND OF LYLE'S DIARY
>>144004831
thanks afmilia
>>144005163
>>144005194
t. Julian Acosta
>>144005261
>>144005289
>>144005251
>>144005403
dont you ever
>>144005419
>>144005455
>>144005495
>>144005551
>>143980313
Jerk off to her while she's in a coma.
>>143980313
grab some ass
>>144005661
grab a bird you know what im sayin, grab a leg
>>144005595
The good part is that she can't be NTRed away. The bad part is that you will never be able to satisfy her sexually.
