A god offers to send you and your 2D/3D waifu to a paradise where you can spend a year with her with no one else to disturb you. Everything needed to survive like food/water and all utilities will be provided for free, and you will also have internet service. Your waifu will also obviously be in love with you.
However, your waifu will die from incurable keyaids at the end of the year, even if she is canonically immortal and/or undead. She will be perfectly healthy for the first 11 months, but at the last month her health will rapidly deteriorate. Both you and your waifu will know about this.
Finally, a year after your waifu dies the world will be destroyed, obviously resulting in your death as well as the deaths of everyone else on the planet. There is no way to stop the world from being destroyed.
Do you take this offer?
What if my waifu is god?
Also
>3D waifu
>>143969291
I would.
Sure, why not.
>>143969291
>a year of bliss vs. the rest of my life of depression
Sure.
>>143969291
>3D waifu
I will accept no offer from a god that tolerates 3DPD and classifies them as waifus.
>>143969291
Can i poison myself after she died ? If the world will be destroyed anyway a yaear later there is less to suffer then
>>143969291
You monster!
>>143969449
Double suicide in the end of the year seems reasonable
>>143969291
>Not wanting to have a daughter with your waifu
You are missing the whole point!
If you would've asked before I had a son sure, but now no way
>>143969523
Born into the world just to get slaughtered? Seems cruel mate.
>>143969545
You had sex with 3d disgusting pig? You are sick bastard
>>143969291
I wouldn't, I couldn't live with myself if I voluntarily took my waifu from her world causing her to only have a year of her life left. I want to meet her first and give her the choice.
>>143969766
Best post ITT
Though I'm sure my waifu would be down in a heartbeat as well.
>>143969291
>A god
No thank you.
>>143969348
>>143969433
I wanted to call all the bases.
>>143969449
Yes, you are allowed to kill yourself.
>>143970145
*cover all the bases
>>143969291
Meng Hao pls
Sure and that god is my waifu
>even if she is canonically immortal and/or undead
she's going down for being a smartass
>>143970505
Do you also think that this offer is only a test that will show us how far we are able to go for learning greater secrets of alchemy, fellow daoist?
>>143969291
If my waifu would become 3D, she couldn't be my waifu anymore. Why even go for all that trouble in the first place?
>>143973104
to hold hands and do other lewd things with her
>>143969291
Why would I bother with that when I can contact my waifu through a magic cellphone?
>>143969291
>1 year
too short
>>143973005
But of course, Fellow Daoist. This is a test to determine the strength of your Dao heart and whether you have the resolve to walk the path of cultivation.
I can't believe people still have waifus. It's 2016, people!
>>143969291
>Would you like to be responsible for the death of the love of your life?
This is not that difficult a question, people. Obviously I'd turn that shit down.
>>143969291
>3D waifu
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>>143973259
This, it would be the most soul crushing experience you could possibly put yourself through, 10 years would be fair.
>>143969291
Sounds like a good mango plot
>>143969291
can i take any sort of power or anything from the world? Like my perfect waifu is a magic user and teaches me all the cool/powerful/useful stuff and i bring that back?
if you are basically saying "just memories" no.
>>143974236
Yeah, a boy falls in love with a girl and a god gives him her phone number so he can call her and ask if they'd like to move into the same dimension together but she only has a year left to live if she does.
What a deal indeed.
yeah
id kill myself when she died though
>>143969291
Of course, without hesitation.
I've been considering suicide for months already just because I believe there is a thin chance I'll meet her on the other side.
We would kill ourselves the moment her suffering will be unbearable. I always though double suicides are very romantic.
>>143973104
>his love is this shallow
>>143976012
>double suicides are very romantic
I think so too! >>143969501
>>143969501
Yeah double suicides are very romantic
>>143969766
This.
