How often do you masturbate to your waifu?
Whenever I feel like it.
Now you can escort yourself back to >>>/v/
>>143964604
Masturbation is a sin
>>143964959
I haven't done it anyways.
I do plenty with others but I can't, I don't want with her.
Why are you so interested in other men's masturbation habits?
>>143965288
Not sure, mostly because I'm a girl and I would like to know.
>>143966097
I masturbate an average of 3.265 times per day. I've been keeping record since February 5th, 2016. The most I've fapped in a single day is 14.
Does that sate your interest?
All of the time. Whenever I masturbate, I make sure that I cum to my waifu.
>>143966437
Yep
I have never masturbated to my waifu. She is pure.
2.4 times per week
>>143966530
This
I'd say it averages at 1.8 per day or so.
>>143966530
Who is she?
>>143964604
Why the hell do you want to know?
>>143966917
Anyone who posts their waifu in this shitposting thread doesn't deserve her.
>>143966097
>mostly because I'm a girl and I would like to know.
So? The whole of /a/ is filled with 5-16 year old girls.
Generally as a rule anytime I find a new image of her that tickles my loins. Otherwise whenever I feel like it.
>>143967090
It doesn't have to be a shitposting thread.
I'll post mine.
>>143964959
Jesus please.
>>143966530
this
>>143967031
Shitposting
>>143967138
im actually a guy tho
>>143967319
Figured
>>143964604
At least 5 times a day
>>143967343
Why would I post a picture of erotic picture of D.VA
I masturbate while playing online games.
>>143967507
Good English.
>>143966488
>masturbating
>not cumming
lewd
>>143966530
This guy understands. If you can even think about masturbating to your waifu then you don't truly love her.
Only did once, i was 10 and first time i masturbated.
>>143967870
OP here, I've never masturbated to my waifu
>>143968293
Why not?
My waifu is pure.
>>143964604
You'd better ask how often we masturbate TOGETHER
>>143968874
>impure waifu
el oh el
>>143968874
That's the spirit
>>143968927
Thanks
I can't think super sexually about the ladies I like and my waifus. Not certain why but I'd try to keep really lustful thoughts like that
Cringe at me I guess
>>143968293
I've masturbated to your waifu.
>>143969251
Ahaha
>>143969251
Well done
>>143969251
Did you masturbate to the picture I posted?
>>143968565
Because I feel as if it's not needed.
>>143969634
I wouldn't have posted if I didn't.
>>143969251
Drink more water
>>143969675
No one said it was.
>>143969951
It's a wonderful picture isn't it?
>>143969675
You will never understand how it's great to fap with your waifu.and as long as you are asking, we do it few times a month
>>143967138
>16 year old girls
How does it feel to be an old, decrepit hag?
>>143970387
Is he/she from steins gate or monogatari?
>>143970387
But he's a guy!
I got ED thanks to my waifu.
>>143970446
Steins;Gate
>>143970469
I know. That's why we masturbate together, not I masturbate to her
>>143964604
I edge to my waifu.I can only sleep while hugging a pillow and after I hump it a little bit, Also the pillow is scented with women perfume
Ifap to other people's waifus.The more I know an anon is in love with his waifu, the harder I cum when I fap to pictures of her ass or tits or sucking a huge cock.
>>143967187
No wonder you're such filth with THAT waifu. Holy fuck.
OP here do you guys want to judge my waifu?
D.va isn't my waifu.
>>143964604
Never, there's no material of her.
>>143964604
Once every 3 days.
>>143964959
You haven't lived until you cum on the bible from praying too hard.
Pretty often, she's a very lewd woman so she wouldn't be shocked or anything.
>Not making love to your waifu
This pure shit is retarded. You wouldn't marry someone and not touch her on your honeymoon night in order to keep her pure, that defeats the purpose of being married.
So long as you fap ONLY to your waifu, you're okay.
Not enough.
>>143971841
i do not find my waifu sexually attractive and she knows it
every time we have sex she has to deal with my half-erect dick and my bothered expression
i think she cries whenever we're finished
>>143971984
Who is your waifu?
>>143971984
Why don't you know if she cries or not?
>>143971984
you sound like an insufferable faggot.
>>143966530
/thread
>>143964604
Almost never, because there's almost no rule 34 of her and in her show she never wears any revealing clothes, exept for few cameos in other shows.
I have to watch live-action porn and it's pretty hard to find good-looking actresses of the same origin as my waifu.
>>143972205
because I often fall asleep inside of her because she is so boring
>>143974117
That's too bad. When I don't really want to have sex with my waifu I give her a blowjob. Maybe you should do something like this, so your waifu wouldn't cry?
I don't masturbate to my own, however, I masturbate to other anons' waifus.
I save up my semen by not masturbating a couple of days, and then I blow a big, juicy load all over my computer's screen. Way more than >>143969251.
Overwatch is not anime, it's a shitty videogame by jews.
>>143964604
Usually at least 5-7 times a week.
Have any of you done any prostate stimulation?
![cap_[DarkHollow] Little Busters! Refrain 02 [BD][x264,1080p,FLAC][10Bit][2607192C]_00_05_37_10.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4HEEguA.jpg "cap_[DarkHollow] Little Busters! Refrain 02 [BD][x264,1080p,FLAC][10Bit][2607192C]_00_05_37_10.jpg")
>want to fap to my waifu
>literally no porn or anything of the kind of her
I just want to fap to my waifu ;_;
>>143974603
Why are you asking?
>>143974660
>he needs porn to get his dick hard
>>143974660
Just fap to SFW art. Surely you find her sexy enough for that?
>>143974276
My waifu literally cannot get my dick up.
I need to jack it to other sexier waifus, and even when we have sex I have to close my eyes and think of someone else.
>>143967187
I'm jerking off to your waifu right this second and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>143974661I'm guess I'm just interested in stories. I've done it, and had a decent semen leaking from it, but I've never had an orgasm from that.
>>143974760
She's not really mine, I was just trying to get other people to post theirs.
Fap away.
>>143974760
I've always wondered; what the hell is happening in that webm? What is that weapon, and where is that place?
>>143964604
We make love almost every day
>>143971841
This guy gets it
>>143974746
Who is your waifu?
>>143974849
Kid burnt his patch, he lit the kid's ass up.
>>143974795amount of semen*
I'm ESL, cum and semen are the same thing, right?
>>143974916
a very unsexy girl
>>143974746
Who is she than and why she is your waifu if you don't seem to like her?
>>143974941
Yes, cum is slang for semen when used as a noun.
>>143974916
What patch? I don't understand at all.
>>143974830
Why do you want people to post them?
>>143975482
So you want to cum on an image of someone's waifu? I'm pretty sure most wouldn't like that anon.
>>143975554
I want others to cum on an image of someone's waifu.
>>143964604
Not even once. I have masturbated to such horrible things that if I masturbated with pics of my waifu I would drag her down to that level
I fucking dare you.
>>143964604
About once per day, preferably before sleep.
>>143966530
If you don't love her sexually, your love isn't romantic therefore she isn't your waifu.
It might be daughteru, favorite character/goddess, but not a waifu.
Masturbation to waifu doesn't have to be degenerative and one sided, it can be done with love and respect. But your waifu probably secretly cries in toilet at night, blaming herself for not being attractive enough for you.
>>143970899
>scented with women perfume
That's the best. I always use girly perfumes on my daki.
>>143974993
https://www.google.pl/search?site=&source=hp&q=burn+patch&oq=burn+patch&gs_l=hp.3..0i19l7j0i22i30i19l3.285.1594.0.2422.11.10.0.0.0.0.264.1032.0j4j2.6.0....0...1c.1.64.hp..5.5.888.0..0j35i39j0i131j0i3j0i10j0i22i30.EYjtVW65b9c
>>143970994
So you are into being the bull then?
>>143975701
This love for my waify goes beyond any sexual attraction. I wouldn't expect a dude weak to the flesh able to get it.
It's like the nirvana tier of waifuism
>>143975701
>I always use girly perfumes on my daki
What do you use?
I use this
http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Thierry-Mugler/Alien-707.html
>>143975895
If you can't satisfy your waifu's desires, she'll find someone who will. Probably this guy >>143970994
>>143970994
Guys like this is one of the reasons I'm glad my waifu is so obscure it's almost impossible to be posted on /a/ and she doesn't have porn at all
>>143975965
See this>>143976014
Just like that
There's not even porn of her
>when you respect your waifu too much and can't manage to rub one out
>>143976069
>his respect and love towards his waifu don't heighten his lust for her
>>143975952
>>143975720
Yes.
I want to hear someone else's waifu's moans as I give it to her in the mating press position.
A healthy sexual attraction to one's love is nothing to be ashamed of. A man who can't get hard to his waifu can hardly say he loves his waifu at all, even in the most basic, physical sense.
Love is more than just an emotional connection, so be sure to show your waifu how much you love her not just in mind and soul, but in body as well.
>>143975701
No, you're applying 3DPD logic to a 2D waifu.
Waifus exist as an idealized representation of 3D girls, and as such, they are meant to be unattainable and untainted, when you masturbate to your waifu, you are bringing her to the same level as 3DPD, projecting desires of the flesh on her. You are making her into a bones and flesh girl, but by doing so, you are making her into what she was meant to overcome. You're betraying her status as waifu.
For waifus to remain waifus they must be untouchable.
>>143976326
>not going beyond your sexual desires and desires in general
PLEB
>>143976374
>>143976435
What the fuck are you guys, Buddhist monks?
>>143976488
You are not ready, anon.
>>143976309
If you're for real, and not just saying this for kicks, I wish I could talk to you in private.
>having a waifu
>not having a harem of sex toys that you brutalize every night.
>>143976488
You can just fap to literally every other damn thing on earth. Just don't taint your waifu.
>>143976374
>>143976435
/thread
Never. Not because of some bullshit "don't fap to your waifu" moral code. I find her extremely attractive, but I respect and admire her character too much. I just can't stand seeing her treated as nothing but an object for sexual desires.
>>143976435
>going beyond desires
>still having a waifu
A desire for emotional intimacy is still a desire, anon. I'm also not a Buddhist so I don't give a fuck about breaking free from this endless cycle of rebirth.
>>143976374
A waifu is the idealized representation of the ideal mate. To masturbate to one's waifu is to reinforce the idea behind this ideal and to keep it sharp, as attraction is both emotional and physical. One must love in both body and mind and to keep the image of perfection close at heart, so as to not lose sight of the impossibly perfect. Waifus are an idea and ideas are malleable, adjustable things. They are subject to change, but to keep one's view of perfection constant one must focus on what made one so attracted to one's waifu. Physical attraction is the first step, and it is the most basic step and the one all others follow. Emotional and Intellectual attractors follow suit after but it is always important to keep these attractors in mind as well.
Basically, be balanced in one's love for one's waifu, and show her the respect she deserves as an ideal.
I am somehow unable to fap to her. She just does not turn me on.
>>143975697
http://exhentai.org/g/862165/c6ce460ea7/
>>143975895
All the things I said still apply.
You know how they call husbands who prefer to not have sex with their woman?
>>143975952http://www.perfume.com/images/products/sku/large/ADFR25W.jpg
It's nothing really fancy. I was looking for something soft and fruity and out of all perfumes saleswoman recommended me, it smelled the best. I gave her it for her birthday.
>>143976374
>No, you're applying 3DPD logic to a 2D waifu.
Logic is universal. The word you are looking for is probably rules or manners, but I'm talking about how waifufags treat their waifu in general, not about 3D relatonships.
>Waifus exist as an idealized representation of 3D girls, and as such, they are meant to be unattainable and untainted,
No they're not. Waifu is a fictional character you love in romantic sense. Anime girls are usually meant to be idealized 3D girls, but they don't have to. Don't use waifu as a synonym for anime character, this is not how it works.
>when you masturbate to your waifu, you are bringing her to the same level as 3DPD, projecting desires of the flesh on her. You are making her into a bones and flesh girl, but by doing so, you are making her into what she was meant to overcome. You're betraying her status as waifu.
Yes, because romantic love is both of flesh and soul. You are talking about goddesses, that you worship. Waifu is supposed to be your girlfriend/wife/partner that you devote whole yourself to and have equal two sided relationship where you both satisfy each other romantic, sexual and all the other needs.
By denying to having sex to her, you show that you don't see as a woman and your partner.
>>143976822
But fapping to or with my waifu is very benefitial for our relationships, because it helps me to visualise her and to feel her body. Why shouldn't I do that?
>>143976966
Well, of course i feel attraction and pop boners to her. But i think masturbation is just crossing the line.
And let's not get started on the amount of profanous NTR/gangrape/etc art and doujins that exists. It must be the vanillaest of vanillas to be acceptable.
>>143975670
You and me both, sort of.
I can't get off to anything but horrible rape or guro type shit so I really'd rather not put her in those types of situations.
The rare times I'm in the mood for vanilla, I do though.
>masturbate
>Not having sex
>>143976822
>taint
>>143976862
>object for sexual desires
It doesn't have to be disrespectful or demeaning. You've obviously seen so much depraved porn and hentai that your perception of sex is completely distorted. Sex with somebody you love should be an intimate, affectionate and respectful expression of your feelings for them. If you love them you should drop all your previous fetishes and pornographic habits and just be with the one you love, dedicate yourself to them completely, let your love replace all your impure immoral impulses.
I pity that you will never feel the joy of snuggling up to your loved one under the covers, kissing them passionately, carefully caressing them, locking legs and fingers, your naked sweaty bodies squirming and grinding against each other, whispering into their ear that you love them as you gently intertwine, slowly savouring every moment while you bring each other to mutual ecstasy, letting your love flow freely and naturally, to then fall sleep in each other's adoring embrace
>>143978152
She isn't real, not like I can do that anyway.
>>143978276
You can,
I do it regularly.
>>143978276
You can make her real
>>143978276
It's fun to pretend that you can.
>>143964604
Not often nowadays, I've fapped to most doujins about her already, I've started fapping to more and mroe erotic stories(text) instead of h-manga/doujins lately.
>>143976674
I'm for real.
I wanna make a waifu beg for my cock as I pump my semen right into her pussy and impregnating her with a bastard child.
>>143978450
>waifu
>real
Then she wouldn't be a waifu anymore.
Wow, /a/ has really turned to shit.
Congratulations.
>>143978742
I do want to talk to you in private.
>>143978789
I'm not talking about 3dpd, that's disgusting!
>>143978742
Are you by any chance a Mexican half-breed?
>>143978812
I didn't buy the reddit invasion meme at first, but every day i see more evidence that they are hiding among us.
The concept of waifuism has been tainted by their army of normie millennials.
It's hard to, because there's almost zero porn of her.
>>143978512
>Enjoying doujins of you're waifu
Do you really love her
>>143978512
You can fap to your waifu, but have some fucking standards.
>>143975952
>What do you use?
Another anon once recommended "Rose Garden" essence or "Amber" essence. Very girly scent and a drop or two in the rinse water is sufficient.
https://www.amazon.com/Garden-Premium-Grade-Fragrance-Oils/dp/B00424MDIM
>>143976488
Way back years ago, the term "Orthodox Waifuist" used to be applied to believers in non-fap 2D relationships.
For some, it's a matter of "purity", but for others it's because they found fapping disrupts the emotional connection to their waifu.
Guys, I think, I'm going to have sex with my waifu in a few minutes
>>143966437
>I masturbate an average of 3.265 times per day. I've been keeping record since February 5th, 2016. The most I've fapped in a single day is 14.
>Does that sate your interest?
>>143964604
Not very often. I have trouble climaxing to my waifu, don't know why.
>>143964959
But what if Jesus is my waifu!
>>143980364
Then it's a super duper mega sin.
>>143964604
I'm jerking it to your waifu right now!
http://imgur.com/MJcw0PG
>>143975670
>>143976764
>>143977255
>tfw you fucked up and crossed the streams
>>143975952
>>143977164
>>143979824
Are you people serious?
>>143982079
Where do you think you are?
>sexualising your waifu
I'm not a pleb.
I make love to C.C. every day, sometimes 2-3 times
Only on my birthday
>>143974760
>I'm jerking off to your waifu right this second and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>143980158
I wonder if there's even anything coming out after the 14th shot.
After the 6th ejactulation in a day, I'm pretty well spent with very little coming out. I wonder if there's a limit in how much one's seminal vesicle and prostate can produce per day.
Question: How do you view cosplayers? Would holding one feel like cheating, or would it be a sacrament to touch a living avatar of your waifu in this world?
>>143984891
A living avatar is tulpa, not those 3dpd
>>143984891
I would plow her stupid roastie vag while crying and insulting her shitty halfassed attempt at copying perfection.
Just as I begin to cum my hands wrap around her neck and wring her forcefully until I'm spent and sobbing.
>>143984973
>A living avatar is tulpa, not those 3dpd
What about VR? Is the Waifu age yet to arrive?
>masturbating to you're waifu
>>143984891
I hugged a cosplayer of my waifu once. My heart was beating like crazy and my mind went blank for few minutes.
But I friendly-hug female friends often so I don't see how that could be considered cheating, especially if I did it while thinking about hugging my waifu and instead of her imitation.I would be willing to spend night with one, but only if they could mimic my waifu perfectly, including my headcanon.
>>143985122
In a dozen of years maybe
Anyone else here fap so often their dick doesn't even get fully hard anymore, but instead is all wobbly
>>143985483
>treating the other girls you fap to as hookers and whores
I'm pretty sure the consistent quality of DxD threads proved harems a best.
>>143980666
She isn't my waifu tho
I've actually started to masturbate less, only once a day right before going to sleep. Sometimes three times on weekends. But to offset this, I've started to play more exhaustively and discover its secrets. I've finally loosened my foreskin enough to pullback without it hurting. Since I now have direct access to the glans, I've begun to stimulate it directly with my fingers. I've gotten to the point where I can freely handle the frenulum to great pleasure. The corona is still too stimulating (to the point of being uncomfortable) to touch directly, but I'm slowly working on it. Having full access to the frenulum helped a lot, since stimulating it produces a lot of pre-ejaculate I can use to wet the corona.
I still use the foreskin for most of the last-lap stimulus, but I hope that one day I'll be able to entirey use my fingers directly on the glans.
>>143983963
That's not how OOP works
>>143986080
I used to masturbate everyday for three years, and I had just stopped and I haven't masturbated for at least a year now.
>>143986249
It does if you copy on assign and it's external object that makes changes only in Miku that it has reference to.
>>143978973
I want to talk to your waifu in private.
>>143979016
Not really.
>>143964604
I never fap on my waifus
>>143983723
It's strangely endearing when anons call it making love. You keep on loving your sexy waifu anon.
>>143986550
>Waifus
Where do you think you are?
>>143986368
I assumed it was talking about the basic principle of OOP, classes and inheritance. Changing a classes attributes on runtime would lead to undefined behavior.
And if it's just about making changes to structures or objects you copied from instantiated types it tells nothing about OOP. It's either wrong or misleading.
>>143966097
LONDON
>>143969251
Hot
>>143987923
The semen or D.va
>>143970435
Feels good to have a developed sexual body fit to bear children.
>>143987955
Both obviously
>>143987599
Only retarded languages has something like classes that exists in runtime and isn't purely static concept(compile time).
It just might be to understand copy on assign and how changes in object via reference only affect one object.
But the picture isn't very informative any way,
>>143988193
That's what I'm talking about. But any other interpretation does not make any sense
>>143984192
This why you should delay the ejactulation for as much longer as possible, assuming you have all this time available, you can trade all this 14 useless shots for a brutal, muscle tingling and mind numbness one. It requires a little technique and practice though.
>>143976374
>Waifus exist as an idealized representation of 3D girls, and as such, they are meant to be unattainable and untainted, when you masturbate to your waifu, you are bringing her to the same level as 3DPD, projecting desires of the flesh on her.
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri Secret Project: The Ascetic Virtues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO_xh7xIabk
>>143964604
>>143975701
>>143976374
her porn scenes are more artsy rather than fapmaterial anyway
>there are people who don't have surrogate faps so they can keep their waifu pure for marriage
Never because she doesnt have any yuri or masturbation doujinshi.
>fapping to your waifu getting fucked by another man
NTR fags out
I recently fapped to herbeing loved gently and then.being loved furiouslyIt was hot as fuck!
>>143976966
>I'm also not a Buddhist so I don't give a fuck about breaking free from this endless cycle of rebirth
Anon, this why your love to your waifu is still quite imperfect. You haven't go beyond and prefer to stay in the same spot.
But anyways I can't change your mind,only you can. Maybe in a future you will see the whole image of the waifuism.
Something beyond flesh, mind and even soul
>>143992052
Miku waifuists take note.
You don't masturbate to your waifu.
>>143994913
enjoy your failed marriage.
If you dont satisfy her, MC from her anime will fuck her tight virgin pussy in front of you
>>143995163
You can't marry your waifu.
>>143995710
/b/ please
>>143964604
1 or 2 times a week.
>>143964959
Christianity is a story
Hey, if you're allowed to suggest the credibility of religion, than am I not also free to suggest that it is in-credible?
>>143995710
>My niece is a fun fuck
Details? How is it fun? Are you sure she is a shitty fuck and you just a loser?
If you don't fap to your waifu, you don't love her. Admiration is the emotion furthest from understanding.
>>143996156
Well, I only had 2 girls before her and they never looked at me too much during sex. Yeah whatever probably a bit of a loser... but she is at that age where she hasn't been indoctrinated to believe that all sex with older people is wrong. So we make it fun. Hump over the lava floor, give her a cummy tummy, and she just loves it all because it makes her feel good and loves the allttention allttention she knows I love it too. Very pure an not brainwashed yet. Hopefully never. We want to get a truck camper and go ride around the usa when she becomes a teenager.
>>143965130
Because, OP is actually a woman.
>>143996445
Please be lying for (You)s.
>>143964604
Nope. I draw myself fucking other people waifus
>>143996060
How does just it being a story negate its credibility?
Many, many stories exist to teach lessons, teach philosophies, moralities; in fact, most of what defines us, even what defines the entire idea of credibility in the first place, comes from stories.
>>143964604
About 2-3 times a week. It was pretty difficult since there was a lack of cards of her in Artificial Academy 2. Ended up being a benefit though, because it meant spending quality time making sure the card matched her to a tee.
Very happy with myself /a/.
I don't have a waifu.
>>143998971
Nor a laifu.
>>143974276
My waifu is superiorand actually a girl
>>143964604
Never.
Do not even start thinking about it.
Waifus are for pure love.
>>143997503
A lot of those stories are also made up to control. We tell our children scary stories to make them behave or make up things like how being good and santa bring your presents or coal if you are bad.
The fact that stores are man made means they have no real credibility to start with. It's all a method to get somsone to believe the bullshit you want them to.
>>143984891One of my dreams is to hug Tiffany Grant while she is dressed as or in character as Asuka. I don't care if her voice for her is objectively shit, her level of obsession for Asuka makes 99% of /a/ look like complete casuals, and as far as I'm concerned she's basically the high priestess of Asuka, making her the most potent conduit to Asuka's divine spirit existing in this 3D realm.
>>143964604
Its been a couple years.
>>144002611
how old is that photo?
>>144003225
There's no way it's from after 2000.
>>144003225
judging by her appearance in girugamesh, 10+ years
>>143964604
I don't fap to her as often as I'd like because lack of good material, but I always go back to her for the finish. If I don't think of her I literally can't cum and eventually just go soft.
>>143964604tfw I masturbated to my waifu getting fucked dogs and niggers and lick my semen up off the carpet like a good whore
Literally just did.
>>144003764
>I always go back to her for the finish. If I don't think of her I literally can't cum and eventually just go soft.
Same
>>143964604
4 times a week
>>143964604
what the fuck mods
>>143977164
does this stuff work for arousel? I was thinking there's to much man smell going on while i'm chippin away and something with female hormone in it could give a huge boost
>>144004200
Kira Yoshikage?
>>144004200
well memed friend
>>144004200
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>144004200
You're doing it wrong, anon.
You're suppose to do it 4 times every other week so it's 4, 0, 4...
>>144004200
You bout to fina catch the hammer!
