Why do girls like head pats so much?
>>143955179
Only 2D girls do.
Submission, acknowledgement, and indirect hand kiss from someone they love,
>>143955179
>implying
I like headpats. Sometimes I pat my own head to comfort myself whenever I feel down.
>>143955602
*pats your head*
>>143955601
>GET in a general
It's shit.
What about boys?
>>143955736
I like it if a girl patted my head
>>143955754
I regularly head pat my mother and carry her around the house
>>143955669
Same. She always gave me an annoyed look, but she never stopped me from doing it.
>>143956469
The only time these people try to look cute is when they try to make themselves look dependable/innocent and/or weak in order to get attention of the person they want to notice them.
>could you please explain this to me
>i don't know how to do this, could you help me with this
>oh, i'm so stupid, what does this mean
>could you please open this for me
Most people intantly know what they're trying to achieve, some think it's annyoing and irritating, but most are glad for this free entry to girl's panties.
Could someone explain the science behing headpats? I mean what do they mean and why do girls like them? It's a mystery that people love headpats yet people don't usually do them and I can't really think of it's benefits.
>>143956693
girls i think have a soft spot on there head that makes them happy when you rub it
i think in medical terms they call it the 'clitoral hood' like the hood on a coat goes on the top of your head
>>143955365
>Real women hate it
What is this "real" you speak of?
>>143956693
I have come here to post this.
Why are Jannies so angry today?I can't believe they deleted my post instead of this off topic post and hundreds other '/c/ tier post best girl' posts on /a/
Why are the jannies deleting posts without reason?
>>143957439
>>143957495
>no reason
Blogging is not /a/ related.
>>143957439
>>143957495
Why does it even matter? don't tell me you've put yourself under the impression that your posts actually matter.
>>143956817
Holo pats best pats
>>143957757
My post is all I have. Without them, I am nothing. Nay, worse than nothing. I stop existing if my shitposts keep getting deleted.
it reminds them of their childhood
This is literally rape in the western world
>>143957676
Harem protagonist alert.
Anyone have the one from yakazura quartet?
>>143957868
Who cares about the western world and why would you bring real life into it?
>>143957831
I need to replay this. I miss Sylvie.
>>143957889
If only.I'm a 26yo KV.
Pet more heads you fucking nerds
Would you let tall, strong girls pat you on the head and carry you around /a/?
>>143955179
Ultimate sign of affection.
>>143958196
No.
>>143958009
So... you're a harem protagonist...
>>143958196
Yes.
>>143958196
Absolutely.
>on crowded train
>instead of molesting girls, you just mercilessly headpat them
this one
>>143956693
Headpats are basically discount head massages. A person's scalp is fairly sensitive to contact due to having a lot of nerve endings and the movement of hair also tends to be pleasantly ticklish. It just feels pleasant, but because of the assignations with pets and children, people tend to find it somewhat embarrassing. People who are not fine with intimate contact also find it rather irritating because it puts them into a rather vulnerable position as on an instinctual level presenting your head for contact is basically a sign of submission.
>>143955234
3D to
>>143955736
One of the girls I dated gave me headpats when we were cuddling. Shit was so comfy.
>>143959518
>being butthurt you post is deleted
Just post headpats.
>>143957533
So is this thread. And just check the catalog you dumbfuck. Almost 3/4 qualifies as off topic. What makes you think answering the question some one asked is a blog post. And why isn't that deleted.
>>143959541
>being this butthurt calling out you are not doing your job well
I have promised I will be nice to newfags like you so whatever you say dumbfag janny
Anons, I would pat all of your heads.
>>143955179
not just girls, I love having my head patted and ears scratched
do did my mother and my sister
having your hair brushed out by someone is the best tho.
>>143958196
I would love to have a tall, strong girl princess carry me and give me a soft kissu.
>>143960288
That sucks man, have you tried growing a beard maybe you could pull off that look?
>>143959769
But he doing his job for once. You're just complaining because you can't blogpost anymore.
>>143960333I can only grow a little chin goatee and it makes me look like a super villain. I've been compared to Lenin before, and Lurch from the Addams Family due to my facial structure.
Here is anime to make up for the offtopic. This is the only thing I have with headpatting in it.
>>143960419
What the fuck am I looking at here
There is nothing better in this world than letting your imouto pat you on the head while you rest your head in her lap.
>headpats
You'll dirty you're waifus hair with your dirty hand. Why the fuck would you do that. The only place you can touch her areher hand, cheek, tits, ass, waist, and feet .
>>143960730
Almost forgot thighs.
>>143960678
There is
Having your Nee-san do it
>>143960969
Well, my imouto has a pretty dominant personality, she's almost like a nee-san. I guess that's why she's the one doing the patting.
Female natural acknowledgement that they are inferior to male
>>143960662
I saved it before watching OreImo.
Good god that show sucked.
>>143961175
The ending was fucking ass
Those last couple of minutes ruined two whole seasons
Even /d/ likes headpats.
>>143960662
Took me a minute to get it
Fuyukai dess
ITT: Petophiles
>>143962137
Took me a bit
Headpat the neko-Tsumiki!
>>143961759
I didn't realise for a very long time that you can do that to their boobs.
Is headpatting actually a thing in real life? or is it just a romance entertainment thing? or just an anime thing?
>>143955179
They don't my Aunt threw a huge bitch fit when my Uncle patted her on the head. She didn't like him messing up her hair.
>>143962302
>Is headpatting actually a thing in real life?
I don't know about romantic relationshipsbecause virgin, but it's common enough among family members.
That being said, I recently overheard some nurses at my workplace chatting about a date one of them had gone on. Apparently the guy kept trying to pat her head, and she thought it was completely autistic and an unpleasant experience.
So maybe best keep it to imoutos and 2D.
>>143962550
what violent rape doujin is this from?
My loli neighbor loves headpats and footsies
>>143961184
I couldn't agree more.
>>143962807
I wish they had just kissed then cut to credits desu
>>143962215
https://a.catgirlsare.sexy/CTaskComplexUseMobilePhone.webm
![[HorribleSubs] Taimadou Gakuen 35 Shiken Shoutai - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.46_[2016.07.10_08.44.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E5v7nZ9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Taimadou Gakuen 35 Shiken Shoutai - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.46_[2016.07.10_08.44.25].jpg")
>>143962638
http://exhentai.org/g/926666/05b92a52a7/
no rape tho
>>143963243
>prostitution
>group
dropped
thanks for spoonfeed though
>>143963336
tags are correct but that's not quite what its about
http://exhentai.org/g/953189/c071606519/
in consolation
>>143957831
>>143957963
Eeeewwww. Who in they're right mind would even touch a burn victim, let alone pet them that shit looks nasty
>>143963412
>tsundere loli maid robot
based anon
>>143957963
in the newest update you can stroke her cheek too
>>143963536
>virgin neckbeard pedophiles
That's Sysadmin, apparently not a virgin.I'm told he achieved his Final Form after his wife and kids died in an accident.
>>143963522
I heard.
>>143963457
Kill yourself, normalfag.
>>143963797
>Kill yourself, normalfag.
>not wanting to touch some disgusting half bacon girl makes me a normalfag
sorry but I like my anime girls with beautiful,smooth, and unburned skin
>>143963522
>in the newest update you can stroke her cheek too
fucking hell just the thought of that makes me sick
>>143959344
Not true at all. Some places find it rude or disrespectful.
>>143964196
Fuck off faggot
>>143960419
That group CG is the best. I like how Kyosuke's looking our way with thumb up like "yeah I fucked all these bitches."
Woman is pet at heart
>>143955179
>Why do girls like head pats so much?
Because they're sluts.in reality the scalp have high nerve endings, and stroking it provide a calming feel.
I've read about it once in taoist book, but i forgot the details.
![[GJM] Space Patrol Luluco - 03 [FFE04BF5].mkv_snapshot_01.37_[2016.04.16_13.52.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wdkDX1O.jpg "[GJM] Space Patrol Luluco - 03 [FFE04BF5].mkv_snapshot_01.37_[2016.04.16_13.52.24].jpg")
>>143961227
Those threads are kind of sad though.
They're called "Role reversal", and it's basically full of men who wish they were small and cute enough to spur the headpatting instinct in anyone.
But they're not.
So I can't help picturing them typing their post "Aha, being heapatted is the best! I feel so cute and small when someone does it, r-right guys? It's not like I-I'm a hairy bearded monster two metres tall or anything!" in a dark room while crying
>>143955179
>No Onii-chan to pat my head.
Life is cruel..
>>143959129
That sounds very plausible.
It's the men who draw these girls who like the idea of a harmless girl who you can pat on the head.
>>143965732
Lol what a faggot
>>143960419
Wait? Did he fuck everyone in this pic?
>>143963606
>I'm told he achieved his Final Form after his wife and kids died in an accident.
Better reason than most neets
>>143955179
Boys like it too.
>>143958196
That's like my dream.
>>143955179
You don't?
>>143955240
>Hand kiss
>>143963243
>>143963336
>>143963412
Fluffy headpats. Nice android meido
>>143963457
She has chemical burns. Those aren't nearly as ugly.
>>143963457
Cuter in 2D. And anon wants someone who gets easily attached
>>143958196
Of course.
>>143970031
that looks hilarious. like a gremlin that normally goes about its activities unseen, suddenly caught.
>>143955179
a head pat is one of the most autistic ways to show affection, prove me wrong
Yeah no, sorry senpai real life isnt like your animes, 99% would bitch and moan about you fucking up their hair, go ahead and try it.
>>143964632
>luluco
Stopped reading right there.
>>143956693
When humans touch other humans or are touched by other humans in a way they feel socially accepted, it releases oxytocin and makes them feel good. This can be done with any physical contact, such as cuddling and hugs. Cuddling and hugs are harder to do casually, so headpatting is one of the easier ways to establish physical contact with someone and get the oxytocin flowing.
>>143971170
Did you fug
>>143973517
Whales don't count.
>>143970031
I still wish sandwiches triggered her.
>>143973910
> 90lbs
> whales
>>143975190
>lbs
What the fuck is that? Try again in a christian language.
>>143975350
40kg
>>143975406
>Are you stupid?
Clearly not since I'm not american.
>>143976400
Me neither. So you ARE an idiot after all. Poor you... I'm so sorry, anon ;~;
Everyone loves head pats. They are a truly universal sign of affection and care.
Anyone who denies their love for head pats is probably a cold person how has never felt loved before and dislikes most forms of human contact.
>>143978471
Not really.
>>143973517
>I love headpats
An epicurean of fine taste, most certainly.
Is it better to give or receive headpats?
>>143979499
Why not both?
What does it mean to head pat somebody whose sleeping?
>>143980943
A sign of love and affection, duh.
>>143979499
>>143981091
Butthat's his sister
>>143981218
I wasn't talking about that kind of love, you pervert.
>>143958297
>>143982060
Call the cops. They can't unpat your head.
>>143982207
Just what's goin on here?
>>143958196
Yes, but maybe not in some public spaces. Sounds comfy and secure as fuck.
>>143982207
>Call the cops. They can't unpat your head.
Won't be so funny when the shoe's on the other foot, anon.
>>143976547
I don't speak burgerese, sorry.
>>143975925
What's the deal then?
>>143960204
Are you the real one?
Stop blogging you fucking faggots.
>>143985977
I would if your mother stoppedpattingme.
>>143955736
I once headpatted myself while fapping and it felt great. I recommend everyone to try doing the same, especially if you have fluffy hair.
