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>you are running down the street
>trip on a rock and fall
>hit your head and have a concussion
>you start to wake up
>get on your knees
>slowly open up your eyes
>pic related is what you see
Be honest, what do you do?
>>143843630
Masturbate
>>143843630
Thank the gods, for my wish was finally granted.
>>143843630
Touch myself
Molest the nearest little girl
Suck the first dick I find
Rinse and repeat
>>143843630
Touch myself. Then become a perfect waifu for a pure NEET boy.
>>143843630
open that curtain
>>143843630
Why am I crying?
>my face when
>>143844565
You can do all that already, why do you need to be turned into a girl?
>>143844677
Probably because you tripped on a rock and hit your head
>>143843630
>hit your head and have a concussion
>wake up
>wake up after sleeping through a concussion
>implying you're 'awake'
>implying you'realive
>>143844713
Anime girls can get away with it, duh.
Fulfill my dream of getting lovingly gangbanged by twenty old men as a little girl
>>143844713
Silly anon, I can't suck a dick
that would be gay
>>143843630
Is that snow on the pavement? Why the fuck am I out in the snow with nothing covering myself?
Fuck you can see my exposed thighs.
Kill myself right then and there because I turned into biological waste.
>>143844932
But you're a baby factory now that people want to physically hit themselves against, over and over. How's that boring?
>>143843630
Run home and fondle myself
>>143843630
Go get filled like a proper cup should.
>>143843630
Remove the baby batter from everyone I can find. Empty them all so nobody is ever sexually frustrated again.
The joke is that you wouldn't be attracted to a loli body anymore as soon as you are one unless you also turned into a precocious lesbian.
>>143845432
Well I mean Illya is a dyke or at least bi, right?
Stuff as many things into myself as possible.
>>143845432
Why the fuck wouldn't you though also she totally is
>>143845498
>turns into THAT eromanga
>>143843630
Wonder why the fuck it's snowing in the middle of summer.
Go and get a fucking haircut.
Wonder when I became such a faggot to wear hipster bracelets.
Find the dude that stopped and stole my pants without waking me up. Probably took my wallet too. God people are such assholes these days.
>>143845591
No. Please no.
>>143845629
>anon runs out of things before he runs out of holes
>>143845591
yamero
>>143843630
I think I would need to verify what genre of anime I now was in.
So first I'd check and see what art style everyone is drawn in. if it's hyper realistic, the chances I'll be a rape/murder victem just drastically improved. I would also check my age, that tells me if i'm desireable or not (because as we all know, character design means nothing to poor sad christmas cake).
I would check out the backgrounds, those might betray what studio's anime i'm in and give me an inkling of what I might be in for. Then i'd run to the address on my ID and check the wardrobe. Obviously my character has a slutty body to be showing off so much skin. so a long shower and hours of masturbation are clearly on the schedule.
Then because i'm an antisocial fuck with a strong gender identity as a male, i'd probably hop on the interwebs, find the in-universe version of /a/ and brag about it.
>>143845820
You're Ilya. You dumbass.
>>143845432
What about >>143844782
smile
>>143843630
Jack off
>>143843630
RESCUE MIYU
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>>143843630
First of all, touch my tits.
Then masturbate.
Then I would whore myself to lonely neets for doritos
Great thread!
>>143843630
Roll around in the snow
Wherever I've been teleported to will be a nice reprieve from summer
Oh and masturbate
>>143846004
Thanks!
>>143843630
Stick my fingers up my vagina just to see how it feels.
>>143846065
I live in a state that is constantly on fire
i go home during rush hour on a major freeway
my AC does not work and rain is nonexistent
help me
>>143846065
I'd masturbate while rolling around in the snow.
Kill two birds with one stone, my dude.
>>143843630
Squeeze my boobs and rub my clit over and over again. Then find NEETs to suck dry.
Why is /a/ full of sluts?
>>143846273
There's enough sexual frustration here to create energy for an entire century, it's no surprise really.
>>143843630
Change haircut
>>143846347
No you're a girl.
>>143843630
Be pure because my husbando would expect that from me.
>>143843630
wewlad
>>143846390
Exactly, I want a better color and cut than that shitty blonde.
oh and some decent clothes. and shoes
>>143843630
I'd probably masturbate more and take better care of myself, but that's about it. Also be happy that my dream came true or whatever.
>>143844820
And it wouldn't be gay then?
>>143846513
I want to be a smug loli with a black himecut and acoffee stirrer.
![e018[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qoZScrI.jpg "e018[1].jpg")
>>143843630
I'd have to confirm it first, then I';d masturbate, check what language I can speak who I know, sex aside it'd be like Boku Wa Mari with me being an isolated wreck.
>>143846273
I think if most men were female they'd be massive whores if the sex drive carried over.
>>143844821
No, it's semen
>>143844821
Girl's legs are immune to cold.
>>143846636
>Periods
No senpai, this is fantasy, and in my fantasy it doesn't happen.
>>143844565
You cant spell gay without /a/!
>>143844821
I've always wondered why girls go bare legged in public even when it's cold.
Maybe the need to show off the body, wards off the cold?
>>143843630
Get mad because I'm now white and more susceptible to skin cancer.
>>143846586
It is not gay if I am a little girl
>>143845591
DELETE
>>143846068
Fuck you I'm the real OP, don't go damaging my anonymous chinese internet reputation
>>143846513
Trying on cute dresses sounds like fun
1. exploit my femininity in order to get wealthy
2. cocaine and masturbation overdose
didn't this already happen to shirou in that one doujin?
>>143846783
Oh it will, and you will get pissy, bloated, and loathe anything touching you.
Or you'll just be alright.
Boku Girl never touched the subject of periods either.
There's probably many Anons here who o na related note would confess love for their best friends.
>>143846844
More, but Latino, Asian, and African people can still develop skin cancer due to exposure anyway.
Shit killed Bob Marley.
>>143846918
Cute.
>>143843630
>fingerbash self for days on end until i get bored
>lead guys on and break their hearts for the pure keks
>more masturbating
>find another anon who hit his head and turned into a cute lesbian and scissor like mad
>dress like an absolute whore in public to blueball as many pedos as possible
>>143843630
Rescue Miyu of course.
>>143847019
If something I don't like isn't mentioned in a work of fiction, it doesn't happen. I don't like periods, the OP doesn't explicitly say that you will have them, therefore I can choose to believe that in this fictional situation periods don't happen.
Jerk off
>>143845591
not. funny.
>>143847152
Alright fine, but what if you were literally (you) in mind?
Imagine if you woke up in the body of a Japanese girl but didn't know Japanese.
My first thought would be "I should've listened to /a/".
>>143847271
No problem.
Now you want some fuck or what?
>>143846834
Legs don't tend to get as cold as the upper body.
>>143847310
in japan?
>>143847152
If you hate it that much you could just try to be permanently impregnated, this way you don't get periods
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>>143847354
>some fuck
I-I'm sorry can you repeat that?
>>143847310
I'd imagine you'd be the subject of some crazy research where you bang your head and know a foreign language while completely forgetting your native one. I'd imagine you might get paid for it as well. Or they just send you off and don't look further.
>>143843630
Pick fights with other women.
>>143847076
>>dress like an absolute whore in public to blueball as many pedos as possible
You're a fucking madman, this is brilliant.
>yet another thread where I'm reminded I can't be a sexually promiscuous little girl
Why bother living?
>>143843630
It's just like the catholic man said!
>Rejoice, Anonymous. Your wish shall come true.
>>143847019
Yes but having more melanin makes darker people less susceptible. And some of the whitest people burn so flipping easily. I would pass on that.
>>143847390
yeah, your mind, your knowledge in the body of a lets say 14 year old Japanese girl.
>>143847431
It was a weird dream I once had after first reading manga when I was younger was something akin to Boku Wa Mari, waking as someone else and no knowledge of how to act as them and being in a strange environment.
Terrified me shitless.
>>143847565
You are already raped.
>>143847563
A female friend told me how she used to be sexually abused by her peers at age 11, ruined loli on loli for me.
>>143847565
>>143847486
>>143847606
This is getting too faggy for me.
>>143846636
Now, see, this would have made me uncomfortable once. Then I had to pack my own open surgical wound. It's the same concept, really.
If you woke up in your waifu's body, would you still devolve into a slut who gets gangbanged by old men living only for hedonistic pleasure?
>>143847606
h-hayai
>>143843630
Just wonder why I'm naked and I have that faggot hipster bracelet on.
I already have longish blonde hair and my arms are skinny as fuck. Probably wonder now that I look closer why the fuck my leg hair and leg scars are gone, and why my nails are weirdly shaped and tan.
>>143847723
Probably
>>143845595
>>143847773
Man stop hating on the bracelet, it was a gift
>>143847670
A 12yo-ish grill on some random forum told me about how she used to play 'pretend sex' with her friend. Only made me wish I could be a little girl harder.
>>143847723
No.But I doubt I'd fall in love with the faggot MC unless he was cool and awesome which doesn't happen most of the time he only cares about protecting his friends.
>>143847723
That would be out of character
I would evolve into a slut who gets gangbanged by old women living only for hedonistic pleasure
>>143847832
It looks like shit, whoever gave it to me should fucking kill themselves.
I really hope this isn't a girls body because if it is the first and only thing I'm doing is finding the nearest japanese truck to get hit by
>>143847670
This happened to me too. In fact I might even be gay now.
>>143847520
Micro bikini and anal plug is appropriate apparel for a loli right?
>>143843630
> what do you do?
Wonder how long i've been passed out for that my hair grew 20cm longer
>>143847773
So you're already a trap. That's nice.
Wouldn't it be nice to get the nasty penis and balls out of the way and get (some) boobs? You'd be complete instead of half a girl.
![tumblr_mqjnazjZUT1surxvco1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2FLI43X.gif "tumblr_mqjnazjZUT1surxvco1_500[1].gif")
>>143847686
> A man walks into a bar
> Notices it's full of gay men
You could have read the sign on the front door?
You can stay and enjoy the music if you want but may want to leave when the ERP hits maximum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy8Yvy2O154
>>143847719
I'd just be more pissed off at the erraticness that can happen, I don't my cute white undies to get ruined.
>>143848006
traps don't trap because they want to be women they trap because they are faggots addicted to dick
What makes you think they want the extra complications of being pussy
>>143847913
She's like 12 anon, it'll grow.Right? I actually have no idea. In the original fate she's like 18 and would never grow but I'm assuming this continuity is different.
>>143847971
Sounds good, you can even top it off with a feeldoe matching her skin color.
>>143848131
Having a pussy makes it easier to get dick
>>143848079
>gay
I'm straight though, I just like pretending to be gay.
>>143848215
I'm straight too, but I'd fuck a fellow anon while watching anime.
>>143848215
Sorry, my green text was equating the threads topic with the kind of chicanery expected to go on in it like walking into a gay bar and being surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXda46z9usA
Of all the threads like these this gets me thanks to that dream I had years ago. I think the part I'd hate most is not being able to speak in online gaming.
>>143843630
Fullblown existential crises. As an atheist, this completely demolishes my entire world view and perception of my place in the universe. This would definitely tip me into becoming at least ostensibly deist.
I mean, seriously, there's no rational, biological explanation for head trauma causing me to metamorphose into a magical, half-human, pubescent girl.
This is a good thread
>>143849138
if anything is going to cause that in rational biological world view it's head trauma. Maybe your memories of shitposting on /a/ are delusion brought on by brain damage and you've always been a japanese kid.
>>143849417
If that's the case, your life is still vastly improved.
Think of all the things you know right now that could have been useful in your childhood.
At the very least, you can do math better than everyone 3 grades over you.
>>143849417
>anon turns into a little girl
>runs straight to his home to brag about it on /a/
>the page you were looking for doesn't exist
>>143849586
unless you only think you can, because head trauma
>>143848311
Well no shit, that's a given. I mean, I'm straight, but I'd blow a fellow straight dude if he promised to blow me back afterwords.
I would track down every anon on /a/ and rob them of their wizard powers. The only way to avoid my rampage is to adopt a tripcode.
>>143850100
You monster
>>143850067
Nobody said anything about dudes, fag.
So many other gender bender images I left unposted
>>143850265
I-It's not gay if the recipient of the oral sex closes his eyes and imagines it's a girl blowing him during their turn. As long as there is not kissing involved I see no issue. I mean any mouth, regardless of sex, is a mouth. Don't act like a nice, soft mouth wouldn't feel delicious wrapped around your cock. If the price is as small as making someone else cum with your own mouth, I'd say that's a small price to pay.
>>143843630
I'd kill myself right then and there. No doubt in my mind: I would die.
>>143850446
That's hecka gay, dude.
![1467943521633[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CEiMEqf.jpg "1467943521633[1].jpg")
Luckily for me fap time just started. Please post lewd Illya webms/pictures. I'll start.
>>143850588
Look man, I'm not attracted to men or anything, all I'm saying is that, as a virgin loser, I don't really care who sucks my dick anymore, as long as it gets sucked.
>buy a eye mask
>go to a public male toilet
>go in one of the cubicles
>remove my pants and panties and sit on the toilet bowl while spreading my legs
>wait
So is there an uncensored version? Some of the lewder scenes seem ripe for de-censoring.
>>143850734
>>143843630
Wonder why I'm white.
>>143850675
It's perfectly OK to be bisexual, anon. This isn't 1955.
Wonder why my long hair turned blonde, wonder what happened to my pants and why my my legs are shaved
>>143843630
Wonder why my head is located in my chest
>>143850888
same here man, same here.
>>143849417
>get turned into little girl due to head trauma
>keep all your memories of your past life
>slowly start lose them
>slowly start acting more and more girly while every last bit of your past self gets erased
now that is my fetish
![Tetra.(Log.Horizon).full.1799406[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7CpQTei.jpg "Tetra.(Log.Horizon).full.1799406[1].jpg")
>>143852980
Replace head trauma with being sucked into a vidja game and you've got this.
>>143852980
Living the dream
>realize I have a feminine dick.
masturbate with ahegao face.
>>143845591
Why do I even know what you're talking about.
What have you done to me.
>>143852569
The author of Aku no Hana did a genderbending manga. It'sdepressing
