Starting a new 'murica thread cuz there were too many damn japs in the last one. God bless the USA.
>>143718822
>Manifest Breastiny
Ok I admit that one's clever
>>143718822
Allahu Akbar
>>143718822
Sorry but this will forever be the definitive MURRKA girl, and her cute sidekick Nihon-chan.
>>143718822
>Manifest Breastiny
>>143718961
Where are they from? I must read it.
>>143719042
it's one of Tuna Empire's doujins
MINNESOTA checking in
>>143718822
God Bless.
MAINE reporting in
Michigan here
best in the midwest
MONTANA SAYS HELLO
Hello from Oregon
>>143719160
Duluthfag here.
>>143719409
UMD?
Georgia reporting in.
New York reporting in :^3
California being fashionably late as usual.
Kentucky checking in
Quebec here.
>>143718822
Texas here.
Washington state here
>>143718822
Louisiana reporting in
New york checking in.
>>143719464Transferred to twin cities for various reasons, but Duluth is still home.
>>143719789
Montreal here.
What are the chances we can annex Vermont?
>>143719887
Ah. I transferred to Duluth. East metro is home for me
NJ reporting
Best State Granite State saying hi
How do Iowans feel, having their ship whored out and used by everyone like this?
>>143720092
Feels great man
Texas
Eye dat ho checking in
Arizona here trying to not melt.
Okinawa checking in
>>143719353
Hi Michigan bro
Ohio checking in
>>143720980
>trying to not melt.
Fuck, I'm going to vegas in a few days. I can already tell I'll be in the hotel all day.
>>143719160
Another Minnesotan here. Feels good.
California o7
Texas here
Illinois exists
>>143718822
>Manifest Breastiny
noice
>>143718822
Battleship Texas here, send umbrellas for the falling bullets please
Florida here. What anime character embodies Florida?
>>143718822
California here
C/a/lifornia reporting
>>143719160
Ayy I lived there when I was a kid.
>>143721534
>>143718822
Wisconsin reporting for duty
-_-7
Best Carolina here
Missouri Here!
>>143721815
>confederate flag
Fuck off traitor scum. This is an america thread.
VA fag reporting in
Offshore kiddie porn director/producer checking in. (Cabin cruiser registered in MD)
>>143718822
>no flag-pin on lapel
Manchurian ship secret communist sympathizer.
Who /texas/ here?
>>143719353
Ohio here, fuck you
>>143722412
The true best in the midwest is >>143719160
>>143722320
represent
>>143720092
Iowa is from New York.
>>143718822
Alaska here
>>143722432
This desu senpai
Let's all remember that best girl is an American.
>>143722539
oh damn son. Anchorage or Fairbanks?
>>143722320
Reporting in
>>143718822
Please don't use that bootleg bitch to represent amerifats.
>>143722773
Anchorage
Neo-American here
Califag here. Who's /boomingfireworks/?
>>143722935
It's a fucking warzone out here. My neighbors just lit their god damn tree on fire.
>>143722706
>You
>>143718822
Florida representing.
>>143720129
Do they always pair her with Britain? Because that would be good.
Colorado here. Seconds left in the day
Washington reporting in.
Oregon here, third most weeb state next to Washington and California. Go Best Coast~
>>143718822
>that fine as fuck word play.
>>143719743
ayyyyyyyyyyyy.
go cats.
>>143721485
I'll be down there in a few weeks or so, I've lived in this state for over 20 years and yet I've never visited it.What with being a Dallasfag and all. I hate this place.
Phx, Arizona checking in.
I've always enjoyed these threads even as an outsider (Sweden) because people generally seem to be more relaxed and less hostile to each other in these, plus burger memes and muh freedoms.
It's hard to believe that even weebs get boners from freedom though.
DC reporting in
MD here, everything I ate tonight had Old Bay in it, some stereotypes are true.
>>143719353
Wisconsin reporting, we have our grievances, you have clay that rightfully belongs to us, but still, you're family. I will defend you to the death against vile coasties.
>>143719160
St Paul>Minneapolis
>>143722935
>>143723015
for the 4th I just climb a hill and watch all the illegal backyard fireworks. It's fun.
O-Ontario here, c-could you guys please just annex us already?
>>143725349
Both suck. If you're not living in the suburbs, you're doing it wrong.
>>143725460
>Trudeau wants to let in Mexicans without a Visa now
thanks weedman
>>143718822
Just realized if you convert 69.92126 inches to millimeters it's 1776. Murica.
>>143725460
But then people would be robbed of the ability to make day trips into your province to buy everything at half price. That's not something I'm willing to sacrifice.
>>143722935
Our fireworks laws suck. We shot a few rinky dink ones. I don't exactly know any black market illegal fireworks dealers.
>>143722320
Check.
>>143725706
maybe it's cuz there's a drought and fires are a big problem here
CT here, just split this failed state between our neighbors so I can stop getting taxed out the bumhole
>>143719409
Don't you fucking think I forgot about you you piece of shit. I'm riding my ethanol powered steamboat upstream as we speak so I can take back my ship.
I lit 3 lawns on fire. I rode my longboard down a park trail while carrying lit fireworks and when I looked back there were three separate fires that I had to douse/stomp out :^/
>>143722935
You personally might be fine, but your state and its retarded local government needs to fuck right off.
>>143726092
Stop being a moron and making it hard for the rest of us to get the good shit.
>>143719467
Savannah reporting in.
>>143724536
You could be flinging shit at someone in one thread and holding hands and mutually enjoying something in another thread with the same person, that's just how it works.
Hawaiifag also reporting.
Oregon here.
Tsukihime region reporting in
>>143725460
Ontario is the beating heart of the cancer. Only holy atomic fire can help now.
The rest of Canada will be annexed one day, and yes, even the Quebecois. But no, Ontario must die. If Stay faggots decide to actually make good on their butthurt threats and move, they're coming to Canada, read, Ontario.
Unless you can propose a way to save it, only a great purge can save us now.
Good night my fellow Americans
![[gg]_Hentai_Ouji_to_Warawanai_Neko_-_04_[62E1DBF8].mkv_snapshot_18.11_[2016.07.05_05.14.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tRFH1AZ.jpg "[gg]_Hentai_Ouji_to_Warawanai_Neko_-_04_[62E1DBF8].mkv_snapshot_18.11_[2016.07.05_05.14.49].jpg")
And good morning from sleepy Massachusetts.
>>143728974
So we cowboys now?
>>143718961
>>143719042
>>143719080
you can pretty much substitute the american and japanese in the doujin with Iowa and nagato.
>>143721815
I've been inside the USS Missouri back when she lived in Bremerton, Washington. She loved every minute of it, even though I was just a wee shota at the time.
I'm living in Arizona now, so I guess Kaga and Hirruu are my hatefuck wiafus. Throwing back to my Washington childhood, I can bend Kirishima over a table when I want to dominate a boatslut.
UK reporting in
>>143730399
I thought you guys lit up in flames already? How do you connect to the internet??
>>143718822
post more big tities blondes
>>143731400
We've got a 2 year grace period where we get to see exactly how big the drop off the cliff really is
Florida reporting in
Where my fellow Mississippians at? True confederates represent!
Tennessee.
Oklahoma fag here.
Any won from federated states of micronesia? We get boats from erywhetre
Happy 'Murrica Day from MA.
Any Massachusetts fag here?
>>143733586
Fags? Take your degenerate so called lifestyle elsewhere. Preferably HELL.
>>143732432
Reportan
>>143733135
We'll make you into a state one day, lads.
So we can officially declare that Midwest is best, right?
Because it's true.
>>143734598
It's been true since forever.
Central Illinois here. (Fuck Chicongo and the Dindu-in-Chief)
Pennsylvania checking in. Also known as the Keystone state (the motherfuckers who held everything together). Hoping one day my glorious state-ship gets represented, and considering her sister was Arizona I'd say she has a better chance than most...
>>143721914
Now now, they're still our brothers, even if we did have that big ol' feud a couple years back.
>>143735376
the deadliest war in murican history is kindov a bit bigger than an ol' feud........
>>143735059
I kind of like the fan design.
>>143735647
Nothing beats the ridiculous perception of big Murican titties that the japs have. The pacific has good personalities that have actual effort and shit put into them, but nothing beats stereotypical-freedom.
>>143735571
Eh, you know how sibling's get...
'sides, it's not like them europeons didn't rough each other up but good too. Hell, at least we only had the one feud. Them was feudin' every other week, seems like!
>>143719160
eyyyyyyyBut I'm in Michigan now for college
>>143736068
Yeah, but fuck them... we're America, we should have been above hating each other and should be focusing on hating everyone else even more... ah well, at least we saved the world a couple of times... I think that makes up for any other less honorable stuff we may have done in our history.
>>143730069
>replacing Tuna Empire's beautiful girls with moeshit boatsluts
no
connecticut here
help
West Virginia here
>tfw damaged at Pearl Harbor and later sold for scrap
>>143729318
>>143733423
>>143733586
wew lad
Reminder that Canadian girls in anime > American girls in anime.
>>143736717
>Legal to import boatloads of 3rd-world shitskin immigrants and culturally enriched somalis
>Illegal to import drawings of 2D girls
Oh, Canada.
REDNECKS GET OUT OF MY BOARD YOU ALL STINK LIKE MCDONALDS
>>143737627
Canada Yes
>>143725770
>CT
>Taxed out the asshole
NY here, at least you guys don't have a single city ruining the entire state by making the whole state require ridiculous taxes
fuck you NYC
>>143718822
>too many damn japs
read: roleplayers (mostly)
>>143718822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi0RpNSELas
>>143737891
Illinois here.
*COUGH* *COUGH*
>>143738220Nippon for 51st State, when?
Nebraska reporting in. Sure is fucking awesome here.
>California
>Part of America
When's the last time you fuckers fired a gun?
>>143718822
>Old Glory thighhighs
>Old Glory isn't the whole uniform
>>143738619
Man, taxes here in Chicago are such a bitch
Alabama reporting
>dat FBI speech
I sure love the CORRUPTION going on at the top.
Fun fact:
There are no weebs in New Mexico.
The only one there pretends to be from Ohio in these kinds of threads because the state has a funny name.
CONNECTICUT IS HERE AND RELEVANT
>>143739522
>Mexicans aren't into DBZ, and Saint Seiya.
Anon, at least make believable lies.
>>143719826
ayy
Bamafag here. We could launch TNT size fireworks in a nursery and nobody would give a shit.
God bless FREEDOM. Suck it calicucks.
>>143726044
Take your time. I have a fresh hockey stick with your name written on it.
>>143726044
But we Commiefornians have your ship, right here in the port of LA.
>>143740959
indianafag here, I prefer to call them cuckifornians
>>143739307
cheeseburger looks like she could be tsundere, suddenly i want a cheeseburger
Pasta reporting in.
>>143719826
ayy
>>143737627
>Illegal to import drawings of 2D girls
What's this now?
>>143742649
Loli is 100% illegal in Canada, you can't import figures or doujin.
>>143742783
Well loli is pretty disgusting anyways, children are only good for being locked away in dungeons until they're 18. Or, school, whatever you want to call it.
>>143742865
true
![[Shikkaku] Toshi Densetsu Series - 02 - The Cursed Video (都市伝説シリーズ 其の弐 ェ呪いのビデオ) [554D75AA].mkv_snapshot_10.32_[2016.06.16_02.21.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rKcKWEH.jpg "[Shikkaku] Toshi Densetsu Series - 02 - The Cursed Video (都市伝説シリーズ 其の弐 ェ呪いのビデオ) [554D75AA].mkv_snapshot_10.32_[2016.06.16_02.21.06].jpg")
>>143742865
>>143742900
>mfw you have to share the same board with a bunch of perverts who appreciate the finer things in life like the immature, developing bodies of JCs
>>143722777
Full house confirms that Texas is the best state.
>>143742865
This is objectively false.
>>143740589
New Mexico is mostly Native Americans and white trash, despite the name.
The former are all dying with our drunk driving fatality rates, the latter are being held back with our standardized testing failure rates.
No room to talk about who the best Nisekoi girl is.
>>143718822
Maryland reporting in, why do we not have any anime character representing us, god damn it.
bumpu
>>143743495
Because you're a cuck state
>>143738966
Yeah well, we have the USS Iowa herself.
>>143738966
The californians dont own guns meme is old. San Francisco != california.
>>143748945
Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not true.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/01/484399958/6-new-gun-control-laws-enacted-in-california-as-gov-brown-signs-bills
>>143749182
These laws do not inhibit law abiding citizens from purchasing guns though. I could drive down to a local bass pro shop and buy a new gun without issue.
>>143748945
Even San Francisco has plenty of gun shops around. Pic related.
>>143749291
Tell me how to buy an M9A3
>>143721615
ayyy
>>143719795
No, Texas HERE.
>>143721994
Philly is literally the only good city in America.
>>143738619
shit, I completely forgot Chicago existed anon
I'm sorry
>>143732565
Me too!
>>143722320
Used to, now California. SoCal isn't the degenerate hellhole everyone made it out to be.
>>143751373
My dad's from Chicago, and I like to tease him about how the Cubs suck, but I can;t do that anymore because they're actually doing well. I can't handle it.
>No Floridians checking in
What the fuck are my fellow statesmen doing? !
>>143719160
>>143751710
yeah, it's a fucking gangland.
>>143753033
It's not as bad as it used to be.
>>143719467
Another Georgian here!
>>143753033
So they kill eachother and rob a liquor store now and then, but they make up for it with immaculate lawns and good food.
>>143753101
>immaculate lawns
not anymore what with the water drying up
>>143719160
new york in the house
>>143719982
>jersey
Long Island was here, New Jersey is a loser!
>>143740845
>>143742461
What does this mean
