Girls und Panzer GuP Garupan Thread
Otto Skorenzy did nothing wrong
ooga booga where da drama cds at
>>143672505
You seem to have overlooked where I specified MBT. Challenger 2 hadn't been invented yet at the time.
>arrive home after a hard day's
>car won't fit in driveway because there is a tank parked there
>military boots in hallway
>walk into kitchen
>see this
What do?
>>143672776
>O_o
I want Shizuka to do me doggy style!
>>143672827
>Did you picked our child from school or Erika will?
>>143672827
>arrive home after a hard day's
A hard day's what? Work? Fighting? Fucking?
>>143672471
At least the crew went out like the tea they so loved. Boiled.
>>143672862
hard day's night
>>143672858
Rin pls
>>143672776
>worked for the Mossad
I mean when a former SS do that he must be a good guy
>>143672827
"What did you do with my real wife, Maho? I told you I love Erika, not you."
>>143672898
fuck I'm spending to much time here, I read that as good goy
>>143672810
You won't fool me, black people don't like tanks.
>>143672924
>goodbye!
>cake
>>143672958
I'm afraid you're already too far gone, anon.
>>143673002
Clever girl.
>>143672958
...I'll be honest, I didn't even notice that it wasn't goy until you pointed it out to me.
>>143672898
>mossad
>good
have fun being assassinated goy
Do you think Erika denials the Holocaust?
>>143672898
>lets murder janitors and cooks because they worked for the germans
>good guys
>>143673085
>Erika browses /pol/
>>143673209
I wonder how big her Jewish reaction image folder is?
>>143673209
No wonder she's always angry.
>>143672827
>Me, you, fuck fuck.
>>143673246
14.88 gb
>>143673295
>14.88 gb
I expected better.
>>143673351
>Erika using a goyPhone
>>143673209
Truly the best.
>>143673295
>>143672827
Hug
>>143673423
>>143673461
>you will never ride in Erika's Tiger 2
Completely off-topic question but I've no idea where else to ask; is there any 4chan extension that allows you to increase the size of thumbnails? Ever since I got my new PC, the thumbnails are tiny and out of focus for some reason, and it's got nothing to do with my zoom settings as everything else is fine.
Have this lovely picture of Jagdpanther-chan as a gift.
>>143672705
>>143672827
>>143672861
>>143672862
>>143672886
>>143672916
>>143673261
Maho is love, Maho is life.
I love when this is a /pol/ episode
Ah so euphoric with freedom right now.
>>143672827
Do the Ankou dance in celebration of having become Miho
Reminder that Momo are cursed to never hit the target.
>>143673532
best oneechan
>>143673549
Sisters can love sisters?
>>143673536
isn't it great?
>>143673552
That angle in the first shot shouldn't really be possible.
>>143673003
У ем катюша
>>143673596
Those lads look like they're having top tier banter.
>>143673597
>untrained crews +stock tank
>>143673634
>Erika's right hand
If you could have a threesome with any 2 GuP girls who would you choose?
>>143673685
>>143673679
>>143673634
>>143673685
just Erwin
I don't need none one else
Happy freedom day.
>>143673685With Erika recording as a bonus
>>143673685
Anchovy and Pepperoni
>>143673737
>>143673824
>greek brigade
everytime
>>143673824
I just realized Hermann-Bernhard Ramcke was at El Alamein
>served in Imperial German navy in ww1
>fought bolsheviks in the weimar period
>joined the fallschirmjaegers after completing jump school at the age of 51
and then pulls this shit,
"The brigade supported the offensive towards the Suez Canal, but when the offensive got bogged down they entered the line at El Alamein. During the withdrawal of the Afrikakorps, the Brigade was surrounded and written off as lost by the high command since it had no organic transport. Rather than surrender, Ramcke led his troops out of the British trap and headed west, losing about 450 men in the process. They soon captured a British supply column which provided not only trucks but food, tobacco and other luxuries. About 600 of the paras later rejoined the Afrikakorps in late November 1942. Ramcke was sent back to Germany, where he was awarded the Oak Leaves to the Knights Cross personally by Adolf Hitler"
>>143673593
No
>>143674037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsSfTwT5EMM
>>143674204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ
>>143674189
Sisters can't love sisters?
>>143673685
>>143674275
Sisters can love other people sisters
>>143673685
>>143674423
>shitty tanks
laugh my ass out
Today is Saunders day, all non-Saunders posters will be put on elevated watch status for clearly un-American sentiments and shit taste.
>>143674573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXIjE_gDw94
>>143674573
Erika thread.
>>143674573
I hereby declare my independence of Saunders and dedicate this thread to Arisu's cute butt!
So what do you guys think Kay is doing for the 4th?
>>143675101
Darjeeling.
I want to pick Katyusha up, throw her in the air several times and hope I can catch her before she hits the ground.
>>143675101
Finding out how many hot dogs she can eat in 10 minutes like a true American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hcw4MRm6V4
>>143675281
I want to tie her to a Katyusha rocket.
>>143674037
>food, tobacco and other luxuries
Today I learned that food is a luxury.
Happy birthday amerifats
>>143675307
I can't even begin to understand what drives someone to become a competitive eater.
>>143675421
When you only eat rations, YES.
>>143673536
Best GuP threads
Grown up Garupans when?
>>143675462
Hunger.
>>143675450
I have a need
>>143675462
Pasta?
>>143675421
welcome to the wehrmacht
Bully Rosehip.
>>143675592
Give her a Valentine Infantry tank.
>>143675592
give her cake and pat her on the head and call her a good girl
>>143675561
I have a MIGHTY NEED
>>143675592
Put her Crusaders turret on a Staghound and tell her to go nuts.
I fixed your Finn
>>143675678
>>143675831
>Штурмова
>Гаубиця
ONE FUCKING JOB, ARTIST.Why the hell it's on Russian anyway?
>>143675831
Thanks
>>143675921
Карелия, товарищ?
Dumb Erika is for bullying
>>143676007
welp
>>143675430
I wish Kay was good enough to be my waifu, so I could physically love freedom.
Fukuda!
>>143676093
>Kay isn't good enough for you
More like you're not good enough for Kay
Ribon Warrior OVAs when?
>>143676160
Too long and too much new girls to be condensed into a single 25-min OVA.
>>143676052
>place rosehippu in blender and chop into small pieces
>the first thing my mind visualizes is some bizarre guro porn
uh oh
>>143676160
Who?
>>143676160
>>143676193
Pls be movie or maybe somehow a new season.
>>143676203
vagina.
>>143676093
She'd look a lot better with blunt bangs.
>>143676143
I googled it, I'm top tier. Kay, meanwhile, is reverse Davido-kun.
>>143676287
Googled yourself, results said "Literally who?"
What do the rules say about ammo?
We know that HE and blanks are allowed and the BT-42 must've used HEAT.
Does the loadout have to be historical or would an M36 or M26 be allowed to load HVAP and nothing else?
Does the federation supply Sturmtiger shells or other rockets like the Katyushas that some T-60 light tanks had?
Americans jury rigged bazookas on their tanks. Is Saunders allowed to put those on their Shermans?
>>143676410
>BT-42 must've used HEAT.
Or a shell that is labeled HEAT and is recognized as HEAT by the hit tank's computer but isn't actually.
>>143676410
This is legal under Senshado rules.
>>143676052
>place in blender
>chop into tiny pieces
I'm no tea expert but wouldn't it be in pieces after you put it in the blender?
>>143676410
I think that they are using shell with most penetration, because IIRC, "penetration" of tank's armor=white flag.
Does this count as some sort of NTR?
>>143676577
I see Nonna improved her tastes.
>>143676410
They only explicitly state that crews have to use "league-sanctioned live ammunition." Presumably this includes any kind of projectile a tank would carry - coax rounds, rockets, jury-rigged bazookas, etc.
There's nothing about having to follow historical ammo loading patterns.
Just reached episode 5 and met Kay. All I can think of is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
>>143676577
No, this is NTR.
Why is Erika bullying so fun?
>>143676740
Because you're a faggot.
>>143676683
What a way to start the 4 of July.
I wish we saw use of smoke rounds in senshado.
Smoke is incredibly useful in combat but we only see smoke canisters on the tanks and Noriko throwing some kind of flare.
>>143676796
So Maho is a faggot?
>>143673461
The joke she tells in the episode, about the hotline to hell... what the fuck was she on about?
Auxiliary equipment is allowed.
I want to see KMM using PanzerIIs to spot the enemy, 10,5cm equipped tanks to shell the enemy with smoke and Vampir Panthers to take out the enemy while they have no way to return fire.
>>143677008
Except Erika was right in that it was a Christmas Party.
>>143677028
Those underhanded tricks are not fit for a real Nishizumi!
>>143677060
You didn't answer my question.
>>143677008
Oh wow. This reminded me of the time in elementary school when I was the only one in my class dressed up for halloween. I now realize that that is also the reason why I'm always anxious about being overdressed whenever I put on more than casual clothes. How did I never make the connection.
Why is Mika so perfect?
>>143677186
She stole your soul.
>>143677186
10/10 looks and voice
>>143677108
Why is Maho's autism and deadpanned naviety so wondrous?
>>143676410
>What do the rules say about ammo?
Specifically that you need to use Federation sanctioned and licensed ammo, you can't bring your own. Likely because they are designed to work with the flag system.
>>143677186
Suomi stronk
>>143677312
Does the federation supply historical loadouts or can a Firefly crew request a fuckton of APDS if they want to?
>>143677368
Probably historic, though early APDS is shit so why the hell do you want that other than close encounters.
>>143677212
She stole it with her kantele skills!
>>143677186
Because Shimada
>>143677247
She literally has lost everything to shoulder the burden of shielding Miho from Shiho.
>>143677447
Fuck Shimada.
>>143677247
Panzer Autism.
The best type of autism.
>>143677461
> Maho falls in love
> Unable to confess with words
> Panzer match is the only way for her to communicate adequetly
> Can anons understand 88mm of love?
>>143677453
>Fuck Shimada
Nah fuck you leatherhead.
>>143677526
Different anon here. So you wouldn't mate with a Shimada?
>>143677526
The only style is Nishizumi, you scum.
>>143677447
Shimada is too young for my taste dude.
>>143677526
I'm gonna show you who is boss of this panzer.
>>143677564
Calm down, Erika! No need to take your frustrations out on a 12yo kid...
>>143677545
>>143677564
I thought he was shit talking my lord and savior Humikane Shimada and I couldn't let such a comment pass unnoticed.
Tease the Rukuriri.
>>143677628
Humikane a shit
>>143677594
>said 12yo could kick her ass 1v1
>would beat KMM hands down when Erika takes over as commander and could probably give Maho as is a run for her money
>>143677679
Talk shit, get hit.
it still hurts
I think we should wave to Momo.
>>143677726
Chiyo, please.
Your daughter is autistic and you're not even the best milf.
>Ami has visible pantylines
You are in charge of one OVA episode where four characters are stranded somewhere with one tank trying to get back to civilization while attempting to get along with each other.
>Erika, Katyusha, Pepperoni and Rosehip
>In Erika's king tiger
>Erika has to juggle two idiots while trying to stop Katyusha from crying because neither Nonna and Klara are there.
>Katyusha tries to load shells. She can't because she's too tiny so the others have to help all the time but can't just take over because that would hurt her pride.
>Pepperoni argues with everyone about the best food. Uses the tank as a iron plate grill to the dismay of Erika and somehow makes pasta from things they find in the wilderness. Ends up poisoning everyone.
>Rosehip is the driver. She tries to GO FAST and drift in the huge fat King Tiger.She succeeds.
>>143677813
Reminds me of that one gif in the back of the van. You know the one.
>>143677821
I want to make her my mother-in-law.
>>143677592
Let's go, why don't you get out of that kraut stuff, I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it here on the field?
>>143678014
Yeah, no problem, buddy.
>>143677023
darjeeling being a fraud again
>>143677880
Azusa, Aki, Nina and Fukuda in any tank.
Azusa needs to assume the leadership role to bring the lolis to safety.
Could someone post darj doing the funniest joke?
>>143678315
Aki is not a loli.
Kay is for sexual bullying with fireworks in orifices!
>>143677821
>chiyo
>not the best milf
I'll beat you to pulp m8
>>143677879
Uh... where?
>>143678739
Yoshiko is the best milf ever and you're wrong to think otherwise.
I want to call the police.
>>143678688
How many orfices has Kay shot bottle rockets out of today?
>>143678802
Even Shiho is better than Yoshiko by big margin
>>143678822
>Implying you still have a phone
>>143678822
Is it legal to rape intruders?
If I'm allowed to shoot them, I should be able to rape them if they're trespassing with the intent to rob me.
>>143678688
>Kay
>Bullying
Fight me, faggot.
season 2 never?
>>143678378
Damn /v/ermins
>>143678844
Shiho dresses like a man and disinherits her child because she lost a sports game.
Yoshiko is a fluffy beauty who loves and supports her daughter despite her obsession.
Just rewatched parts of the movie. During the Pz IV going down the shrine stair, I noticed that Saori's boobs were not bouncing. It made me think, so I rewatched the Monogatari movie and came to the realization that you really don't need to think hard when watching GuP.
>>143679077
Here's (You).
Friendly reminder that only sisters can love sisters.
>>143679077
How did you watch Kizu if it isn't out on BD yet?Stop forcing this meme, it isn't funny.
>>143679142
Maho, please.
>>143679077
Just rewatched parts of the movie. During the Miho/Maho flashback, I noticed once again that Maho is very beautiful. It made me think, so I rewatched the whole show and came to the realization that I really love Maho.
>>143679215
Are you me? I also really love Maho.
>>143679027
But then, she redeemed herself by helping her daughter saving her school
Katyusha is really cool!
>>143679381
Erika, the beautiful.
>>143673506
It's okay.
She enjoys the Sturmtiger way more, anyway.
>>143679416
Mika, the hobo.
>>143673820
>>143679497
Fukuda, the nerd.
>>143676000
Maho disagrees.
Even after she just had beaten the shit out of Erika in a match, mind you.
>>143677108
Why is Maho so eager to see Erika in the Ankou suite, i wonder..
>>143679707
One does not simply walk away from Miho's gifts.
are all the previous drama CDs kill?
>>143677880
>Maho, Mika, Erika and Eclair in any tank
>The only question is if Maho could postpone the orgy long enough to get home in time.
>Or if the others start a fight or just come to the conclusion there is enough Maho for everyone.
>>143679619
> I'm the only allowed to bully Erika! Said Maho to the other KMM girlseverything was a result of Erika's imagination
>>143679764
Not translated yet.
>>143677880
>Anchovy, Shizuka, Arisa, andMaho
>In a rusted oldCromwell, trying to fix it and bring it back to Orange Pekoebefore their ship sets sail and leaves them all behind onIwo Jima.
The whole idea would be that they would have to work together, despite their differences andraging fangirlismto bring it back as their ticket back home.
>>143679707
>>143679761
>>143673506
>you will never ride in Erika's Tiger 2
>>143680132
Those previews get me every time.
>>143675921
The manual came with the tank, they just glued a 42 over the 7
>open thread expecting Kay posting
>It ain't me starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
>>143680470
>you will never ride Erika
>>143680542
I mean it should be "Штурмовая гаубица"
> glued a 42 over the 7
>Assault howitzer
Looks like they wrote it for themselves.
>>143676410
Series specifically states a few times that you're alloted a limited ammount of ammo, but never mentions anything else.
>>143676679
>There's nothing about having to follow historical ammo loading patterns.
since federation says how many rounds you can carry, it's likely they will make historically scarce ammo kinds to be scarce in official games, too. But if you're having a friendly or a training match, it's also likely you can do what the players agree to do.
Note I've written "likely" and not "canon" both times.
>>143676410
>Americans jury rigged bazookas on their tanks. Is Saunders allowed to put those on their Shermans?
Those were the Brits.
Also since all those were HE rounds for just-aim-for-the-general-area, anti-infantry work with no real capability to hit a tank, yeah. Sure. Load yourself with extra weight if you so wish. It gives the opositiuon a slight edge, in fact.
>>143676496
This is also worse than a regular Sherman under Senshado parameters (see above post)
>>143676510
Nope, the judging device must cnsider teh tank was hit isn something vital. Canonically what happened in episode 3 with the StuG hitting just a corner of the Pz IV's engine compartment. Mizushima tweeted that the judging device deemed it had hit only air beneath the armor, and that if it had hit two milimeters lower it would have white-flaged the tank. Internets compared it back then with the "bullet hits a helmet but mises the head" scene that we've seen in many war movies.
>>143676683
Wait to see her in ep. 6 ending
>>143677312
>Likely because they are designed to work with the flag system.
and to be sure that they do correctly replicate ballistic performance (so no cheating "flies twoce as far" ammo)
and most importantly, to be fucking sure it won't penetrate the tank's armor(remember, kids, the carbon coating is not what stops the bullets. The armor is what stops the designed-not-to-penetrate bullets, after which the carbon lining stops spalling and shockwaves)
>>143680506
Is Erika GuP's equivalent to Garren?
>>143680750
I always figured the hippos loaded HE by mistake considering the huge impact.
>>143680863
>You'll never make love to that sweet body
Why bother
>>143680750
>must cnsider teh tank was hit isn
Shit my typping. I apologize for it, Anons. You may have noticed that I do know (more or less) what I'm talking about, but for some reason my typing skills suck. And yet GuP-/ak/ threads are the place where people still arguments about the meaning of what's said instead of cherry-picking at the typos. Trule a place for mature watchers.inb4 "mature anime for mature people like myself", I know I walked right into that one.Never change, /ak/. Never change.
>>143680892
We see the remains of the shell splattered againstthe armor.
>>143680863
I want to make Maho sweat and then smell her panties.
I wanna command a Tiger and assist Miho and Carius repelling Ivans on Narva.
>>143681207
I want to keep the charging horde at bay while the feldlazarett full of cute nurses retreats.
I want to escape soviet imprisonment and finally reunite with my beloved nurse Yukari.
>>143681485
Would you travel to Ooarai just to dress cardboard Garupans?
Scottish team when
>>143681827
I prefer high test Erwin
>>143682002
Dress them? No.
Steal them, on the other hand...
>>143679156
>meme
Pleb
>>143682284
Calm down Mika
>>143682284
Don't be rude.
A lot of them are signed by their VAs and I've never heard of any of them getting stolen.
I'm happy that an otaku hasn't raided the town yet.
>>143675951
I need the rest of Fumikane's renditions of der Film characters.
>>143682149
How about an Irish team with some Comets and a single Churchill that they're really careful with because they can't maintain it?
>>143682566
As long as they sing its a long way to Tipperary.
>>143682566
>Irish
>Careful
They probably once had a shenshado team but they all got drunk and lost all their tanks
>>143682558
I'm going to Junkudo bookstore and Akihabara this week. If we're lucky I can pick up both art books and post some pages here.
Too bad I don't own a scanner and my local library might object to me using theirs to pirate Chinese cartoons.
This is the 4th of July, yet I see no SAUNDERS FUCK YEAH?
SHAME
4th of July shouldn't be this gloomy
Happy Independence day, Amerifriends.
>>143682668
Burgers are still asleep, wait another 4 hours, and even then don't expect much, I'm fairly certain that most of the regulars to this thread are yuropoos
>>143682668
Was Easy 8's performance significantly better than normal Sherman's or not really?
>>143682566
>Just have a Welsh tank, Irish tank and Scottish tank be a squad in St Gloriana
>They get bullied because of their obsession with potatoes/deep fried mars bars/sheep and stick to themselves
>They get a Comet an Avenger and the Irish team gets a Cromwell as some spicy banter
>The soundtrack gets 100 times better with the addition of Scotland the Brave, Killaloe and Men of Harlech
>>143682663
We'll be waiting, anon. Godspeed.
>>143682714
Well, better flotation with wider track, relatively better AT performance with 76mm gun, and IIRC better engine.
So, more or less, yes.
>>143682714
HVSS runs smoother, break less often, lasts longer and requires less maintenance.
The Ford V8 is fantastic and spare parts were abundant.
The 76mm is good against tanks but lacks explosive power.
If let any Sherman crew pick a tank, they'll all choose an easy eight with a 105mm howitzer.
If you ask any GI what tank he wants to support him, he'll always choose an easy eight with a 105mm howitzer.
>>143672705
hello
>>143682955
Hi, anon.
Whats your favorite tank and girl!
>>143683000
Not him but my favourite tank is the Churchill VII and my favouritegirlis Noriko