Why didn't he just flash her in the eye's with his phone's camera, knock her on the ground, and stomp her head in?
>>143623039
He doesn't have the physical capacity to do so, and she's probably used to being blinded by magic and then attacked, so she could counter it pretty easily.
Also, he doesn't have the mental capacity to face someone he knows can easily murder him.
Why didn't he just try to avoid everything?
>>143623039
I want to donate my intestines to Elsa!
>phone
He has a phone on him?
>>143623178
Yeah and he never got a pic of Elsa for his spank bank in the final timeline.
What a damn shame.
>>143623178
Yea he originally used it to trade for the insignia before the 2nd time belly slicer killed him.
He also used it to blind Rem when she was trying to kill him.
>>143623341
You think he ever opens up his picture of Elsa and faps to it? I mean, does that world even have porn mags?
Why doesn't Subaru just make a gun?
>>143624165
why doesnt he just call the police??
>>143624246
He did that once. It's a good plan, he should do it more often.
>>143623039
why didnt he give her a hug?
>>143623039
By all means Frodo, go out into the streets and try to recreate American History X with the nearest black man using nothing but yourself and your phone's flash and tell us how it goes.
Then try and tell us that it would work with some sort of infamous crazy magic vampire murderer.
I need more hot Villains voiced by Mamiko Noto
>>143625070
There's another one this season.
>>143623418
He can just fuck Rem or something.
>>143623039
Why didn't he just fuck her?
>>143624355
Technically he did it again when he saved their asses in the Tavern.
>>143623039
She moves way faster than a normal human, Anon. The moment he tried to take his phone out, Elisa would've killed him.
>>143623039
>Why didn't he just flash her in the eye's with his phone's camera
I want to know how his phone is still charged.
>>143625336
Dumb phones can last forever especially if it's not talking with a tower.
>>143625336
It's a flip phone on airplane mode and he barely touches it. It'll last a week easy.
It's been over a month now though so it should be dead unless he got Betty to charge it or something.
>>143625160
She doesn't exist anymore.
>>143625336
Fucking this, if I were him I'll sell it as fast as I can and vanish like a jew.
>>143625336
See: >>143625378
I'm pretty sure Subaru turned off his phone and forgot about it unless he really needs it. Like that time when he got murdered in the forest.
>>143623039
When she telling him about how she could sense his fear I was waiting for him to reply with something like "well, I get intimidated by beautiful women." That's what I would have done.
>>143625422
>I'm pretty sure Subaru turned off his phone and forgot about it unless he really needs it. Like that time when he got murdered in the forest.
Anon that isn't how batteries work, even turned off it will eventually lose charge and die.
>>143625423
>Tipping your fedora to the woman who just killed you
Really faggot
>>143625487
Titties like those are worth dying for
>>143623039
Who gives a shit
What's that girls name so I can whip my dick out to her titties
>>143625609
>Harriet Michaels
>>143623039
>sauron is going to be so powerful that who cares what happens in the beginning
>>143625656
>YFW he gets the power to go back in time and just build his ideal world.
>>143625487
>elsa is supposed to be some big badass assassin
>subaru can get a couple of good whacks on her
>meanwhile he can't even lay a finger on julius
Is Julius really fucking beastly or was Elsa merely mid-boss difficulty?
>>143625656
Subaru gaining all that power won't matter if he can't defeat Reinhardt.
>>143625753
Reinhardt was cheating.
>>143623039
SUBJECT YOUR THREADS YOU RETARDED TURBO NIGGER. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FILTER YOUR SHITTY ABIME IF YOU DUMB FAGGOTS NEVER TITLE YOUR THREADS
>>143625753
bad writing
obviously she should have literally eviscerated him and fed on his intestines in one blow
>>143625753
Elsa was toying with Subaru and Julius wasn't even trying.
>>143625845
You should kill yourself
>>143625845
Are you this guy?
I think it is being done out of spite to this sperg.
>>143625918
>slightly modify how I make threads just to piss off a phone poster
Seems like a great idea to me.
>>143626029
I think it was more he was an ass about it.
And spiteful people will do spiteful things.
I don't see the big deal myself I just scroll past stuff that doesn't interest me.People liking what I don't like doesn't trigger me.
>>143626066
Exactly, this guy is just retarded.
>>143625918
>Re;zero
What now, faggot?
>>143625457
I dug my PSP out of my drawer after a year this one time and it was still ready to go. Though I guess it was cool and dry in there and the battery was half discharged.
>>143626502
Most portable devices use Lithium Ion batteries.
>Batteries gradually self-discharge even if not connected and delivering current. Li+ rechargeable batteries have a self-discharge rate typically stated by manufacturers to be 1.5-2% per month.
>>143625375
My old ds lite has gone a good five years without a charge and yet I've been playing pokemon.for hours on it
>>143623039
Desu if I were him at that moment I would have given in and submitted to her so she could mount me and rape me within an inch of my life in the street or rape me to death
>>143627245
Same desu
>>143627245
>get raped to death
>respawn so you can get raped to death again
Good plan senpai.
>>143627245
I'm pretty sure the "to death" part would involve your bowels being well, disemboweled. While getting raped by her probably would be amazing, that part wouldn't.
>>143625845
>being THAT mad about a thread you could just ignore
