Girls und panzer - GuP
>>143613731
Why are they practically naked?
>>143613731
First for DUCE
>>143613759
Survival strategy.
I'm going to inseminate Orange Pekoe.
>>143613861
No you aren't.
We need more MILFs. Why dont we have more MILFs? I want to see Erika's and Darjeelings..
>>143613922
Yes I am.
How did the last thread die? We didn't even get to image limit and it's prime time for you burgers isn't it?
>>143613989
GuP is dying.
>>143613989
Bump limit.
>>143613960
If you saw Darjeeling's mum you wouldn't realize she was her mum
>>143613989
First time on the chans? Bump limit. Images were 1 away from limit, by the way.
>>143614042
>>143614071
It was on 537 replies?
>>143614065
>implying
One of her parents is british I bet.
>>143614125
I was going for the teen pregnancy implication, personally I don't subscribe to the Britanistan meme
>watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=472rlp4lFH4 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2zE1Jsny4
>you will never leave to the frontline while being departure by your gf
not sure how to feel
war sure is hell
>>143614107
After 500 the thread will autosage new replies.
>>143614125
Why would you think that? None of the girls are foreigners, they are all Japanese.
>>143613759
Why aren't you?
>>143614289
Well, her parents will be british themed at the least.
All the schools play up the stereotypes heavily except for Kuromori because it'd be weird if Maho, the main rival character and sister to Miho was acting like hitler.
>>143614461
Mio's body.
>>143613759
post coital tank talk
>>143614261
Doesn't explain why everyone suddenly stopped posting
>>143614580
Euros going to bed.
>>143614373
>yfw Shiho is actually like Hitler when she's alone with her daugthers.
>>143614737
nah
>>143614580
>france retreats bravely
I love that the retreating french were a meme even in WW1
>>143614737
>remember not to show any mercy to those rats from the Israeli school
>>143614829
whoops, didn't mean to quote
>>143613731
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>>143614780
>yfw Shiho is actually like Hitler when she´s alone with Tsuneo
I want to brush Nina's hair.
Shiho making up with Miho when?
During a Shiho prequel where the prequel is her remembering what she loves about senshado and remembering it real time when ooarai wins championship would be nice segway into that.
>>143614737
>Mother, Miho is nowhere to be found. She is not in the house.
>What do you mean, "you can't find Miho"? Keep searching!
>I want to speak with Miho! At once!
>If she left just like that, it's transferring schools! Treason!
>BRING ME MIHO! MIHO! MIHO! MIHO!
>>143614982
From the last episode, it seems that Shiho came to terms with what Miho wants. The only thing left is to bridge the gap it caused.
>>143615102
It would have been nice to do it in the fucking movie. But they avoided it because they were scared?
A Shiho prequel OVA would be such easy money for them.
Did Sensei graduate from Pravda?
>>143614829
these are funthis jap
>>143615224
Well your mother just disinherited you from the family name and you haven't spoken or seen her since. How the hell are you supposed to meet them without any fear or worries? If anything, a post-movie OVA of them settling the issue would be good.
>>143615383
>disinherited you from the family name
She didnt do that much. Miho isnt the heir like Mika but she is still Nishizumi.
>>143615238
>>143613731
My fucking dick
>>143614982
>>143615102
Yeah, all through the anime they gave hints about it with Hana's relationship with her mother, I don't know what else Miho can do so Shiho doesn't lose face accepting her back (is pretty obvious she already respects how far she's got but Shiho is seems to be so lacking on personal relations that can't just go and hug her daugther)
>>143615559
Obviously, Maho and Miho will use their childhood PzII in a duel with Shiho.
>>143613731
why high test Erwin is so perfect and so fertile?
>>143614829
>>143615238
Germany bravely resisting in the war of Russian aggression
>>143614780
I've seen that pic few times before, but never realize there's their father there
And he's a farmer?
>>143616824
No he's just a breeding horse. Shiho was done with him once she had the daughters she wanted.
>>143616869
That's kinda hot.
>>143616941
>>143616869
Maho pls.
>>143613861
I'm gonna protect Orange Pekoe, Aki, Nina, Alice, and Fukuda. Sex parties with Anzu until she gets bored with us at 10 PM.
>>143616869
This is the true secret of Nishizumi style: using partners then discarding them.
>>143616824
He's a panzer mechanic
>>143616824
I think he's a tank mechanic.
Would explain a lot of things.
>>143617093
>Nina
How can you protect her when she's sitting right next to me?
>>143615234
You talking about Ami? She was a student under Shiho, so no.
>>143617302
That ain't Nina. That's a sack of potatoes you bought today.
You are me. I am you. You sneezed 5 minutes ago.
I want to fuck Maho.
I want tohug_Mako's grandma
>>143617384
Oh fuck how did you know?
>>143617184
I want this so badly, I would buy it in a heartbeat.
![__nishizumi_maho_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_sawa_snack_yoshie__9378842e11529d3a1498204d40a5568c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xRQay2w.jpg "__nishizumi_maho_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_sawa_snack_yoshie__9378842e11529d3a1498204d40a5568c[1].jpg")
>you will never see her gradually opening her feelings to you
>you will never see her getting a crush on you
>you will never be her boyfriend
>you will never experience a whirlwind romance with her as both of you start feeling more and more for the other
>you will never enter her room through the window so you can finally be with her alone
>you will never hide in her closet when Shiho enters her room to talk with her
>you will never get caught in her bed by Shiho when you two arecuddling
Why live?
>>143616869
>>143617147
>>143617184
Oh shit, that's the grandma from the 60s senshado manga?
I'd like to see how Maho and Miho get along with their dad compared to Shiho.
How do you approach to Maho?asking if she wants to see my 88?
>>143617568
Because we do it for her.
>>143617384
haha good tryno one has a whole potatoes bag in Russia
>>143617978
>>143617842
Beg and grovel at her tank treads.
>>143617991
Nina is the only reason I get out of bed anymore.
The brown loli is better.
>>143618121
>Erika
everytime
What kind of man did Shiho marry?
>>143618256
Heydrich reincarnation.
>>143618256
The world may never know.
>>143618256
>man
>>143618256
She didn't. Miho and Maho were born spontaneously. They are the daughters of Senshado itself.
>>143618356
Fuck off sc/u/m.
>>143618256mestop masturbating to my daughters
>>143618380
Yes, yes, midi-chlorians and bringing balance, I see what's going on here.
>>143618256
Probably a super manly one. Women in tanker my demand the finest semen.
>>143618455
>panzer-chlorians
>>143618256
A Mechanic according to this japanese stuff
I want a prequel of Shiho and Chiyo's high school sex and make outs with each other
>>143618505
Who is the Jar Jar Binks of GuP?
>>143618398
No. Won't stop masturbating to your wife either.
>>143618505
Shiho is Anakin
but who is Leia and who's Luke?
>>143618571
Momo.
>>143618571
Erika
>>143618571
Saori
>>143618571
Saki
>>143618571
Darjeeling
>>143618589
Maho is obviously Leia.
>>143618571
Yukari's dad
Mika is Han and Chewy is Yukari
>>143618774
Duce is Lando.
Who are Pravda and Katyusha then?
>>143618707
Maho is Luke!
>>143618836
Boba Fett
>>143618601
Momo is clearly this guy.
>Maho = Luke
>Miho = Leia
>Shiho = Anakin
Then who the fuck is the Emperor?
>>143618774
>>143618923
the asshole with the glasses
>>143618923
Glasses-kun.
>>143618923
Glasses douchebag
>>143618923
MEXT
>>143618989
>Glasses-kun
>Not calling him Glasses-kunt
Alisa is Jaba with Takashi being slave leia.
But the Empire are the good guys.
Who are the Bothans of GuP?
>>143619038
The only gup fat enough to be Jabba is Saori.
>>143618923
you meanSheev
>>143619079
RUDE
>>143618923
Duce
I want to cum in a bowl of borscht and feed it to Katyusha.
I want to have Nina over for dinner and feed her a delicious home cooked meal.
>>143618977
>>143619030
>>143619005
Stop bullying Anzu's shady bespectacled husband.
>>143614065
This is Darjeelings mom.
Always eat your steak and eggs
Reminder Yuri is only bitter against tanks because her husband was a former pilot and was shot down by a tank.
She grew to love flower arrangement because the pilot crashed in a field of flowers, and he looked so peaceful because of it.
>>143619503
What abomination of a gun is that?
>>143619654
The artist likes to draw tanks like they're all mounted with a sturm tiger cannon
Got to sleep with one eye open. The Mika monster will steal your virginity.
Are all Finlanders thieves and hobos?
>>143619836
No, some of them are psychopathic killers.
>>143619863
And some are all three.
>>143618513
>Deredere Shiho joining the Sensha-do team to get close to the mechanic boy she has a crush on
Spinoff when?
>>143619863
and some I assume are good people
>>143619960
>>143619893
Around Finns, the ice is thin.
>>143619430
And then something good will happen right? You know.
>>143619430
I want to bully that face
>>143620293
Ending the night with a delectable store bought dessert?
>>143620399
OUT!
>>143618513
It says right there? Fuck, highschool shiho is so hot. i really want a prequel.
It's one of the easiest things they can do if they dont want to do a S2.
>>143620480
>Shiho is so hot.
Agreed.
>>143619430
I want her to ambush my face cheeks with her cold hands after a long day out in the snow and watch her act all smug about being the ultimate prankster when in truth her cold hands only warm my frozen heart
>>143620625
Anon, please I can't take much more.
I want to hold Shizuka's hand and walk her home gently!
>>143620780
L-lewd.
>>143619503
I forget how what the feats of loaders are in GuP. I know they have superhuman strength but to what extent.
>>143621034
>>143619720
I thought it was a deformed Panzer IV with the short barrel from the thumbnail.
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>>143621075
She's actually holding a shell-shaped pillow.
If you look closely, you can see that when they load the gun the actual projectile is taken from the other side of the tank, and looks a bit different.
Nina is still strong as heck for being able to lift up the propellant, but that picture is a little misleading.
>>143621344
Anon ammo is stored in both sides of the turret
>>143621448
Really? Well, never mind then.
The pillow stuff is all secondhand from someone who listened to the military advisor commentary, so it could just be a mistranslation.I want to believe in stronk Nina, anyways.
I know I'm late but I just watched the film. I was thoroughly entertained. What was the reception of it here?
>>143621623
>8/10
I want 2 more movies and a second season now
>tfw your country has no tonks
>tfw little brown girl team never
>>143621726
What country?
>>143618571
It's probably Yukari.
But really there is none. All Guppies are great.
But Momo is best.
>>143619626
I'm hoping for a GuP prequel with Shiho being a boss and rising to power.
Yuri's hatred of tanks would be explained too. Not as dramatic as yours of course. Maybe her friend was in one of those rare incidents where the girls actually got hurt during a match.
And of course we find Momo's mom is a monocle wearing crackshot and Yukari's mom is a secret tankophile. No mom would let her daughter become that unless she understands herself.
>>143621776
Spicland. The only country-made """""tank""""" is this abomination, and the Germans did all the work.
What country was the university from the movie supposed to represent?
>>143622013
Wasn't it supposed to represent the UN?
![TOBgHQw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vqCWdnl.jpg "TOBgHQw[1].jpg")
>>143621969
Dude, you forget about all those Dodge and Chevrolet APCs we have made!!!
I wish we could get some T72s though...
>>143622013
United Nations Peacekeeping Force IIRC.
>>143621969
Get the drug traffickers to design some new gold-plated tanks
>>143621950
A prequel where Shiho is revealed to have been as reluctant as Miho about being the heir of the Nishizumi style, until she started a friendly rivality whit the heir of the Shimada style.
>>143621684
The movie hinted at a world tournament, but honestly how the fuck would that work? Don't we already have several Japanese high schools representing each country? There would be a huge overlap.
Why is Momo such a cool beauty?
>>143617749
How bout you dont do this to me
>>143622071
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY>tfw no brown lolis smuggling drugs in the middle of a senshado match
>>143621726
Little brown girl country here, we only had M3 Stuart and Sherman
>>143621969
Wat, even a spiclandic country like mine has El Leopardo 2 as MBT
>>143622466
That's only becuase your country is a germaboo, Chile
>>143622465
NTR isn't cute. Poor Erika
>>143622348
>7-incredible-narco-tanks-built-by-mexican-cartels.png
>normalfags will never understand the difference between an armored car and a tank
I now understand the tank fairy's suffering.
>>143621726
We only have a pair of semifunctional M3 Stuarts and some AML 90.
I want Shizuka to get in a bad tankathlon accident and spend the rest of her life in a wheelchair getting pushed around by Rin.
Does Germany even have a German-themed Panzerfahren team of their own?
Or are they divided between West Germany using US/UK tanks and East Germany using Soviet tanks (With an underground Bavarian-Austrian team using German tanks)?
>>143622795
Eu and the rest of the West are gone.
Senshado and School Carriers get so much funding because they're basically what's left to preserve Western Culture and Tradition.
>>143622466
Literally two different tracked armored vehicles in the army's inventory, one being the one you quoted and the other one a modification of the Israelite AMX.
>>143622466
Well yes but we are talking about WWII era armor in the south
Argentina had shit ton of Sherman Jumbos and Fireflys, we did make a tank in that period but there isn't much info about it
>>143622550
VELOCES LOS TANQUES CONTRA LA TEMPESTAS
https://youtu.be/4pir9oiW5AQ
>>143622684
That's not NTR, is Maho using Erika as relief toy
>>143622855
>>143622708
>>143622466
A single team representing all of Latinamerica, with a tank representing each country, it could be a mess, but fun to watch.
>>143622886
Welp, in that case our army sold (or blew up) all WWII-era tanks.
If i recall correctly, the army still has some Chaffees around.
>>143622956
More like two blocks, OTAN one and Russian one
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>>143622465
We even have them in our current camo pattern, just in case we need them.
>>143622795
Little Army showed that there was a school in Germany with a German-themed senshado team.
>>143623197
Bulwark was a mess of school, but they had some nice tanks
>>143623197
>they're apparently racist bullies to half-breeds like Emi
>she's not an honorary aryan after all
>>143613731
Those girls are so cute looking a bit buffy. Its a shame real life woman don't look like that.
>>143614226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvxLjxOWbY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C7UdF4hcHc
Question, is the love for this shows mostly about the waifu nonsense or is there something good in it as well? Regardless, about to watch the first episode.
>>143623541
Its a cast of best girls with an underdog sports story.
>>143623541
Waifus, tanks, sports and history in general, i like everything
>>143623541
"The waifu nonsense" is what makes it so great, you philistine.
>>143614226
tried my best
any /k/ verdict
>>143623541
I used to consider the waifu stuff a nonsense
Now I'm in deep love with Erwin, and the worst part is that she's not real
>>143623447
At least Emi has one Aryan that likes her now.
>>143623788
thats rite man.
>>143623541
The Good
>Characterization
One of, if not the best in any media I've seen. It's got the best cast of background characters that are also main characters. You will find at least one waifu before it ends.
>Animation.
The level of detail is incredible.
>Sound design.
Especially in the movie.
>Action
It's got tanks, and they're fucking amazing.
The Neutral
>Fanservice
Is pretty much nonexistent, unless you're one of those guys that gets off of ratbat's art, which means GuP is porn.
>The Story
It's a pretty generic underdog plot.
The Bad
>Physics
Is fucked.
>>143623845
why is she so perfect?
>>143623830
Likes?
You mean like like or that other like?
>>143623874
P E R F E C T I O N
>is this waifu nonsense or is there something good in it?
What do you think?
>>143623899
I don't know. You tell me.
>>143621726
I know that feel bro
>tfw your country only had some shitty Shermans and M3s
>tfw they didn't even used them at the war
>>143621726
>this is the only tank my country made that can apply for senshado
>only 12 were made
at least we can beat Anzio
>>143623924
this is my waifu, Hana. I trust I can leave her here briefly while I take care of some things.
Rommel time
>>143624350
Don't worry, why would I pay her any mind when I have an objectively better Yukari?
>>143623112
That looks awful.
>>143624100
So a latin american school will be just a bunch of M3
Latinamerican senshado league when?
>>143624247
Doesn't strike me as being too bad a design. Gun looks like it could be a 75mm or so, and the armor layout, while derpy as hell looking, would be pretty effective. The nice and large turret would be a plus as well.
>>143624446
Looks more like a fusion between Yukari and Yuuki
>>143614829
That's a pretty good caricature of Gustav V.
>>143624506
Well,hueland also got some M3 Lees and M4s but the CV/33s look more fitting because,you know,lack of money
>>143624678
old as fuck 75mm krupp field gun
80mm frontal armor, pretty decent
>>143624446
I see you made a typo, anon. I think you meant to write "worse" instead of "better"
>>143623112
What's that a minecraft tank?
>>143624717
Stop, my dick can't handle such visualization
>>143624247
>>143624678
Me again. Just noticed they did away with the shitty idea of vision slits and the potential liability a hull MG can be. I imagine it had periscopes for the driver? That's actually quite a good idea, I like it.
>>143624788
Not bad. The armor is fine, I'd say. The 75mm could use an upgrade, but the turret is certainly big enough that it could probably even mount an 85mm, assuming the suspension could handle it. Any idea as to its mobility?
>>143625022
how the fuck did the projectile did that?
Can true love bloom on the battlefield?
>>143625082
Panzer magic, as blessed by Yukari
"My eyes are up here, anon."
>>143625112
yes, like a flower name Erika
>>143625133
Her freckles are surprisingly irresistible
>>143625082
A little bit fix for loop.
>>143625223
Sure is windy
With magic carbon armour rendering thinly armoured tanks almost completely immune to WW2-grade arms and tanks being seen as feminine and likely not being used on the modern battlefield as a result, I've come to the conclusion that with the advent of this technology, mecha have become practical and that's what all of the men are piloting.
>>143625300
>>143622708
>>143622465
Paraguay or Uruguay?
>>143625223
Even her aiming is cute.
I want to cheer her on from the sidelines!!!
Momo!!!!!
>>143625385
Colombia, and i was wrong about the Shermans, we didn't even had those
>>143625440
>tfw we donated all our cute M41C Caxias to Paraguay
A-at least they will still roll and see some use, instead of just collecting rust on some parking lots or put on monuments and get graffiti-ed by niggers.
Two episodes in, as with most shows, the first episode was really weak, but the second episode was fun once they got into the tank.
I can see a bunch of it is the waifu shit, and for that, all I have to say isI want to be the reason for Mako to get up in the morning.
>>143625561
>Mako
You're alright anon
Follow me guys. We're gonna put glue in Momo's shoes.
>>143625596
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
>Erikas loader can roll TigerII roadwheels up hills
POTTERY
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>>143625385El SalvadorActually, I'm not even sure they work anymore.
>>143625596
Alright, give me the glue.
>>143625581
Nice to meet another gentlemen of refined tastes.
>>143625683
I'm gonna glue your eyelids shut
>Sometime in the not-to-distant future, a hugely destructive war, waged with super-accurate projectiles and impenetrable carbon-coated armor, almost entirely destroys the surface of Earth as we know it.
>In response to the devastation, the remaining world powers convene and declare a new world order, where "dangerous" concepts such as nationalism and the innate human desire to fight will be kept under control.
>To make this dream a reality, a series of radical new social policies are drawn up, designed to harmlessly vent these influences out of the population at a young age.
>Schools become nation-states of their own and are encouraged to clash with one another in a system of highly realistic, yet completely safe simulations of ancient warfare.
>It is hoped that this re-inventing of war as a childhood pastime will eventually create generations of adults too tired or disinterested to start another world-shaking conflict.
>Not wanting to taint their new utopia with memories of the past, these forefathers begin the process of terraforming the planet Mars with the ultimate goal of creating a home for the human race identical to Earth.
>>143625706
>umaru
You're as refined as unprocessed metal.
>>143625596
>We're gonna put glue in Momo's shoes.
>Glue
Are you implying what I think you're implying?
>>143625722
I'm going to glue yours shut with a bukkake.
>>143625733
>The resulting "New Earth" has sea levels much higher than the original, and only 38% of its gravity.
>Society is patterned after the 21st century, the last period of stable human civilization before the great war.
>Parents raise their children to believe that these circumstances are the way things have always been, and after many years the lie becomes reality.
>Years pass, and a young girl named Maruyama Saki is born into a world steeped in generations of simulated combat.
>She and her friends will be raised as warriors, grow old, and live out the rest of their lives as peaceful citizens of the One Earth Government.
>Saki will often get the feeling that things aren't as they should be, that despite her happy and contented life something is missing.
>She will eventually brush off these premonitions as a youthful identity crisis, and hide her uncertainty behind a reserved and spaced-out personality.
>However, none of this will change the feeling she gets when she looks up at the stars at night.
>The feeling that out there, about 225 million km away, something ancient and horribly destructive is calling her name.
>>143613731
Oh my. Now I'm trying to imagine how toned Nina's tiny body is and my dick is reaching a level of erection never seen before.
Which Usagi would you *pam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlsvLZvAkOg
>>143625722
And you missed, again.
>>143625757
>>The resulting "New Earth" has sea levels much higher than the original, and only 38% of its gravity.
So Garupan and Aria take place in the same universe?
>anon likes Nina now
Reminder that Hoshino has a little sister.
>>143625844
It's the only way I can think of to explain the wacky physics and giant carriers.
But I'm no scientist, just a wannabe writefag with insomnia.
why is she so CUTE
