>be a lonely NEET playing vidya all day
>suddenly find yourself in a strange fantasy world
>get saved by a cute half elf girl
>fall in love with her
>die trying to protect her
>suddenly you live again
>everything has reset
>die over and over and over again trying to protect her
>you want no reward
>all you want is to be by her side
>you see how she mingles with shiny powerful knights
>you do your best to not say anything despite your jealousy feeling like a stone in your chest
>you notice how she wants less and less to do with you
>eventually she throws you away like a used tool to be kept in the background
>you make sure to do your very best in a desperate attempt to stay relevant in her life
>she doesn't care
>you finally snap and tell her what an ungrateful whore she is
SUBARU DID NOTHING WRONG!
>>143501066
He did everything wrong
>>143501092
The half elf bitch is the one at fault here.
>>143501066
>you do your best to not say anything despite your jealousy feeling like a stone in your chest
Here's where you started lying.
>https://boards.fireden.net/a/search/text/SUBARU%20DID%20NOTHING%20WRONG%21%20/
>replying to pasta
Bravo neo-/a/.
>>143501066
>act like an autistic moron
>insult the royal knighthood enough to make them fight you in the middle of royal selection
>backpedal with "I-is being a royal knight such a big thing"
>get beaten to shit because you're a talentless no-skill autist
>go on an angry rant against your saviour and sole benefactor on reasons she could not possibly comprehend
>claim she should be so grateful she could never repay you in her life
Keikaku doori.
>>143501180
NOTHING
WRONG
>>143501066
Subaru is best girl.
SMT
>>143501206
Priscilla fucks little boys forfree.
>it's not even a new episode day and there are five threads, chock full of baiting
Save the world
Kill yourselves
>>143501252
Truly a patrician.
>>143501066
Why do people can't keep their shit in one thread. Fuck off, you faggots.
>>143501273
REEEEE:Zero is the best show in ages.
>>143501273
New PV can't come soon enough
>>143501273
>j-just have a general like everyone-
No. Neck yourself faggot.
>>143501273
AOTY competitor with Konosuba and Rakugo.
>>143501288
I wish she was my loving onee-chan.
You know, it's kind of unnerving that /a/ is full of delusional, entitled creeps. I thought you lot would have some self-awareness and shame but I guess there's no difference from /r9k/. 4chan is all the same in the end.
>>143501306
>chock full of baiting
There's your problem nigger
It would be different if each of the threads were talking about something different, but they're not.
>>143501306
Generals are the future. Like smartphones and facebook, you can't deny them.
>>143501325
I wish she was tortured, but I guess the other characters will have to suffice.
>>143501066
Why is Subaru so moe?
>>143501341
>entitled
It's just crossies.
>I thought you lot would have some self-awareness and shame
>any board on 4chan being self-aware or ashamed
Good joke.
>>143501356
Why would you want see the only kind hearted character in the show be harmed? If anyone needs to be tortured and raped it is the backstabbing half elf commie whore.
>>143501066
Most of that never happened in the time line he is now in.
>>143501341
/a/ and /r9k/ are one and the same. It's another thing you can't deny.
>>143501371
Because he's the perfect guy. The supreme gentleman.
>>143501400
Doesn't really matter. Emilia is a cruel bitch who doesn't care about loyalty or love at all.
>>143501395
>Emilia is a commie
Stop forcing this meme you dip.
>hurr she wants equality for all races!
That makes her a classic democrat with a lower case D.
>>143501395
>Why would you want see the only kind hearted character in the show be harmed?
Suffering and mindbreakage are fun.
>backstabbing
You're delusional, stupid or like Subaru, are confusing different timelines with eachother.
>>143501346
>have never gone to a ReZero thread
>everyone must be baiting with these many threads
>don't know anything about what goes on in the threads
>job it up attempting to be high and mighty
>>143501430
You're right. Liberal democracy is even worse than communism. At least they were authoritarian and respectable.
Just face it. Emilia is a shit character and would be the worst ruler the kingdom has ever seen. I hope the half elf whore do become queen though so Subaru the black knight can wage war on her kingdom and slaughter her people.
>>143501437
Subaru did nothing wrong.
>>143501489
>Subaru did nothing wrong.
>>143501508
He tried his best and showed his massive love and devotion to Emilia. He loves her so much and is the most loyal person she will ever meet, yet she throws it all away. She is a monster.
NTR would make this series a lot better
>I need you to stay here, ok? I'm gonna go up to the castle, do some politics. You know nothing about courtly etiquette or current political blocks. Also, you're injured. So stay here. You understand? You're listening? Promise me. Alright? Look me in the eyes, tell me you understand that this is important, and PROMISE ME, that you will STAY HERE.
>Aaaaaaand you're getting beaten to death in the arena for talking shit to a knight.
This is a very important plot development, especially for a character (and for viewers) who don't know much about relating to girls.
"I am your champion, I do everything for you, you owe me" is self-indulgent garbage. You have to listen to people, ask them what they actually want from you. If you do something "for" someone who didn't ask you to, you really just did it for yourself. They owe you nothing.
>>143501467
Don't try that on me, nigger
As of now they are all full with faggots like you and pics with Imgur filenames
>>143501489
>communism
>respectable
Oh I'm laffin
>>143501066
We had this exact same copy-pasted thread yesterday. Fuck off.
>Be suabru
>Your own existence causes tragedy to others
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.18_[2016.06.26_15.49.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mNTaaxH.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.18_[2016.06.26_15.49.52].jpg")
>>143501066
>you want no reward
Only not.
Friendzoned.
I don't think her speech felt as sincere after what happened. More like she just wants half-elfs to be treated better.
>>143501547
She KNEW he wasn't gonna listen. Instead of inviting the man who saved her life and proved himself to be extremely loyal she decided to discard him and lock him up in a room. She could've invited him to the event and teach him how to act and what to say.
>>143501571
No you didn't because I added things to the greentext. And it isn't me that keeps posting the pasta although I did write the original.
>>143501600
All he wants is to stay by her side and for her to trust him and see how much he cares for her.
>>143501547
Emilia didn't explain it properly to Subaru though, since she's socially inept as well and didn't want to insult Subaru by calling him out on being worthless. She has no real friends save for Puck and looks like Satella, so she's probably been discriminated against all her life.
It's essentially autism meets autism.
>>143501615
>I added things to the greentext. And it isn't me that keeps posting the pasta although I did write the original
You are the cancer killing /a/
>>143501637
I hope he rapes her and cuts off those disgusting elf ears. She deserves nothing better after treating him so poorly.
>>143501555
>triggered by filenames
>knowing nothing of board culture
>moving the goalposts
>classic /v/ermin mistakes
Why doesn't he just kill himself?
>>143501659
No, you normal happy people who can't sympathize with Subaru are what killed all of 4chan. Stay on Facebook.
>>143501680
Why doesn't he just kill the evil ones? The shiny stuck up knights and the treasonous whore Emilia?
>>143501607
Subaru doesn't treat her like an equal and is clearly getting hurt when he's with her.
Makes sense to tell him to fuck off.
>>143501527
>muh good intentions
Don't mean shit if you fuck up royally. Plus she correctly pointed out how selfish he was and how he didn't respect her.
World of difference between how you perceive matters and how they play out in reality.
>>143501715
Because he LOVES her! How can he treat her like any other girl when she is all that he cares about in the entire world?
>>143501721
It's her own damn fault for not inviting him to the event and teaching him how to act.
>>143501698
>normal happy people who can't sympathize with Subaru
Not being an autistic moron does not mean one is a normalfag.
>>143501425
So what you're saying is that people should reciprocate stalkers.
>>143501721
Yeah, and really, the duel with the knight was not the important thing. The important thing was that, after all his swearing devotion, she asked him for something.
He promised to do it.
Then he totally ignored her desires and his promise to do what he felt like.
The fact that what he felt like doing was barging into a political matter he was totally ignorant of, talkin' shit, and nearly getting beaten to death, is just icing on the cake. By breaking his promise he made it clear that what she wants doesn't matter to him; only his feelings matter. He's not loyal to her, he's loyal to his own fantasy of knight-and-princess, and if she conflicts with his fantasy she gets ignored. Then he goes off and hurts himself and tells her it was all for her.
She can't trust him, and he doesn't really care about her. That's the takeaway.
Is this the EVA of the decade?
>>143501853
Stalker? Saving someones life, dying for them over and over again, sacrificing everything for them and proving your loyalty a million times is now to be a stalker?
You are disgusting. Fuck you.
>>143501770
>not invited to event
>go anyway
>blame others for being a jackass
Is this even /r9k/ level of retard? I'm not sure anymore.
>>143501770
>Yeah, I promised not to bother you at work. Yeah, I broke my promise, snuck into your office, yelled at your manager, and started a fistfight. But it's your fault, for thinking I might keep my promise!
>>143501915
HER
FAULT
>this thread
Now this is self inserting.
>>143501915
It's the classic 4chan dilemma: are they just trolling, or are they really that stupid? Well, either way, talking to them is pointless.
>>143501900
>>143501915
>>143501959
>>143502009
>Why didn't he stay in the room and obey?
Because first of all, she could've been attacked.
But most importantly it would've meant that he slipped away from her. He is desperate to remain relevant in her increasingly grand affairs. If he didn't try to stay relevant in that part of Emilia's life, he would just keep being cut out of every royal affair she is a part of. He'd just end up being part of the mansion's staff like Rem and Ram, and wouldn't be relevant in her life beyond mundane matters. He had no choice.
>>143501698
Fuck off back to /r9k/, wandering robot
>>143501770
Is she his fucking mom, now? She's not responsible for him being an uneducated and uncultured fuck afaik. Plus she did not invite him to begin with: how exactly is it her fault that Subaru's fragile little ego can't stand to be away from his waifu for more than a few hours?
Fuck off with that nice guy bullshit.
>>143501770
>teaching him how to behave AT the event
I know you haven't left your basement in ages but that's not how being a professional works.
>>143502040
This is a thread for REEEE:Zero. Know your place.
>>143502059
She didn't invite him despite him being the most trustworthy and loyal person she will ever meet. Despite him saving her life.
>>143502098
>he's self-aware
Next you'll be saying these threads are a robot colony on /a/
>>143502096
She could've taught him on the way there and told him about royal etiquette in their world.
>>143501912
>Saving someones life
Reinhard did that
>dying for them over and over again
Didn't happen
>sacrificing everything for them
And was repaid by being given a free job offer no questions asked from the most prestigious magician in the nation
>and proving your loyalty a million times
Doing weird suspicious things would counter that.
>is now to be a stalker?
Following her to a meeting where he has no business being at, making angry faces at people for normal social niceties like kissing her hand, claiming to be a knight when he's nothing of the sort, and claiming that she owes him big time for all that is pretty stalkerlike.
>You are disgusting. Fuck you.
Cry harder.
>>143501066
>die over and over and over again trying to protect her
>Want no reward
What is the problem with her living her own life then?
She did not ask for help nor did he ask for reward, therefore it goes without saying that she's free to flirt or fuck as many knights as she wants.
You can't call others ungrateful if you tell them that you want no reward and then they won't give you any.
Yes, they'll be indebted to you, but that only means that they're obligated to help you if you're in trouble.
They're being extremely lenient towards him as it is, especially when you think that in many countries, breaching the etiquette in presence of royalty could be punished by flogging, should they take offense.
>>143501912
Following someone around when they asked you no to is the definition of stalking. Just because he saved her life once in the current timeline doesn't mean that he can just ignore her to do whatever he wants while proclaiming he's doing it for her.
>>143502029
>she could've been attacked
>knights, rein and clown with her
>desperate to remain relevant
>she asks him to do something simple and he gives his word he would do it
>fails at simple task and becomes irrelevant
>He had no choice
>do what Emilia asks
>she gains faith in him
>>143502140
If he can't act like a normal functioning being, which is so self-evident that any schmuck could do, what makes you think giving him a crash course on royal etiquette on the way to the Throne Room would have helped?
>>143502146
Did you miss
>you want no reward
>all you want is to be by her side
?
>>143501206
>"I-is being a royal knight such a big thing"
I thought that's just maximum retardation.
I mean, it's like asking if being the president's head of security is a big thing.
![[HorribleSubs] Charlotte - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.47_[2015.09.20_00.01.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zIKFRBu.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Charlotte - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.47_[2015.09.20_00.01.22].jpg")
>>143502029
>Because first of all, she could've been attacked.
YOU HAVE FUCKING REINHARD THERE.
>>143502193
>it's his own fault for not being anormie
Nice logic. Subaru tries his hardest. He is a nice person who just want to be there for the woman he loves.
>>143502146
>You can't call others ungrateful if you tell them that you want no reward and then they won't give you any.
He actually asked for and received two rewards already. A job offer from Roswaal, and a date.
>>143502209
The Throne Room was at most a couple hours.
>he has to be at her side wherever she goes, even in the bathroom
>this thread
>implying you wouldn't act like subaru if you're waifu becomes real or you entered her world
>>143502239
Knight = Loyalty to a lord.
Subaru is loyal to Emilia, he is a knight.
>>143502266
And it was also a very big event. If he was left out from that then he would be left out from future big events. He had no choice if he didn't want to end up like the maids.
>>143502277
>elf waifu
>>143502302
>Knight = Loyalty to a lord.
>Subaru is loyal to Emilia, he is a knight.
Dog = Loyalty to a handler.
Subaru is loyal to Emilia, he is a dog.
>>143502266
>you will never watch emilia-tan pee
>>143502315
I never said you should waifu Emilia.
Couldn't he imply he has a secret power and then play 20 questions with them to help them figure out his return by death power. If there's a question he can't answer yes/no to then that in itself is an answer.
![[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.00_[2015.10.17_20.17.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5jkIJEA.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.00_[2015.10.17_20.17.17].jpg")
>avoided re zero for days
>say why not and open this
>people are STILL defending subaru
Oh gosh how much self inserting can you do? He had no business there and is a NOBODY in the room. He thought he could disrespect people and got away with a light beating and then tried saying without him emilia and all of the mansion people wouldn't be alive when he is totally wrong as without him no one would be in those situation in the fucking first place.
>>143502253
>he didn't know how to behave
>THEN SHE SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM MANNERS
>but if he didn't know how to act normally, what would teaching manners accomplish?
>REEE HE'S NOT NORMAL
>then she shouldn't have brought him
>HE HAS TO BE AT HER SIDE
>but he doesn't know how to behave and is thus a liability
We have come full circle.
>>143502322
Women love dogs. The half elf bitch isn't even worthy of being called a woman then.
He stood up for his princess blindly which is the point of a knight.I don't really understand the uproar but I'm going to assume it's in jest.
>>143502302
>Knight = Loyalty to a lord.
>Subaru is loyal to Emilia, he is a knight.
OK pal, I guess since police = integrity that means any Boy Scout can be a fucking FBI agent.
I want to see Emilia getting fucked by a handsome Knight and Subaru subsequently killing himself to make her pure again.
>>143502209
Which is exactly why he got the job in the first place despite having no recommendations nor qualifications.
All things considered, that's a pretty decent reward.
I mean, I'm pretty sure they didn't expect him to be a creepy stalker.
>>143502322
>>143502364
Dogs are smart. They stay when the master tells them to "stay" and wait. Subaru isn't a dog, he's a big baby throwing a tantrum.
>>143502363
He isn't a liability just because he isn't a social butterfly like you fucking normal people are. He is an immortal warrior from a different world. He is pretty much a god compared to all those stuck up knights.
>>143502375
The story is letting you know that he fills the role as her knight.
>>143502405
>He is an immortal warrior
>He is pretty much a god compared to all those stuck up knights
That sure helped him when he was getting his ass kicked. Jesus, it's as if you didn't watch the damn episode.
>>143502384
I want to see him get consumed by jealousy and kill them all. It would be the best ending in anime history.
I love how the writing actually had the fucking balls to have it's otaku self-insert bluntly say, "You fucking OWE me pussy for being a Nice Guy."
And not have him be justified in anyway whatsoever, or try to frame it so that we as the audience view him with anything other than sheer contempt.
Only the most socially inept persons, or blantant trolls would try to reason otherwise.
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.14_[2016.04.15_23.31.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NTVOfJN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.14_[2016.04.15_23.31.13].jpg")
Weaklings with no intelligence should never be allowed to talk.
Subaru is ugly as fuck too.
>Subaru is such a shitty and pathetic person that robots are actually self-inserting as him well and easily
Pretty fucking pathetic.
>>143502397
>>>/cgl/
And stay there.
>>143502444
He just need to train and master his powers. He will cover their world in darkness and show them who the true alpha male is.
>>143502302
Knight is an actual title that is earned, which comes with a set of privileges.
Loyalty is what is expected of everyone in the service of their lord.
If you want to be a knight, you need to distinguish yourself above the other loyal subjects, above the common soldiers.
Even a nobleman would have to distinguish himself in order to become a knight.
>>143501066
It's his own damn fault for not just resetting and Fucking up less the next time around.
>>143502371
A knight is an actual social position with a title and responsibility. You can't just call yourself a knight because the power of your boner compels you, that's like calling yourself a doctor because you spent a couple of hours on WebMD.
>>143502315
Elves are the master race and infinitely superior to stupid humans. Having an elf waifu is like when a nigger marries a pure blonde and blue eyed white woman. You'd be marrying up. Your children would still be half shit of course but half of them wouldn't be shit and that's a massive improvement.
>>143502461
He is justified. Just like most robots are.
>>143502463
>>143502476
Why are you even here? Is it fun to bully people?
>>143502492
He has distinguished himself already. Subaru is superior to them in every way.
>>143502497
Why would he reset when he did nothing wrong? It's all Emilia's fault.
>>143502526
>Why are you even here? Is it fun to bully people?
Fuck yes. The author is a sadist and a man after my own heart. You weak delusional fucks are worthless failures.
>>143502503
It's a primitive fucking fantasy world filled with dumb people and he is the MC. Of course he can be a knight if he wants to.
>>143502503
So you're not on his side because of "da rules"? You're supposed to sympathize with the fact Emilia has someone defending her at all.
>>143502480
I don't understand, why would I give a shit about cosplay?
>13 episodes of time loop shit
>the man still is dumb and hasn't used it to his advantage to gain knowledge
>he still is a weakling
>he is not even bothering finding out the curse placed on him
>not even trying to find out loopholes in being able to indirectly tell someone about his ability
How is this 18 yo this dumb?
>>143502480
But in the meantime, he humiliated himself and his princess and got himself left. You don't call that a liability?
>Well sport, you ruined my plans and made me look a total fool in one of the most important events for my campaign, but hey! You're autistic. I'll just have to hope you don't do it again
>>143502557
>>143502571
He thinks you're a landwhale. Trust me, I speak robot.
>>143502564
He can say that Emilia has no knight but he is as loyal to her as any knight can be and that might slide. What he can't do is say that he is a knight and then shittalk all knights for being lazy irrelevant nepotistic scamsters.
>>143502492
>Knight that is an actual title that is earned.
Implying titles cannot be created and freely granted to people for nothing.
>>143502604
>We'll see about that when Subaru ascends from phase 2 and makes REEE:Zero into the best fictional story to have ever been created.
Something you robots will never even attempt, because muh life is unfair why should I try?
>>143502098
>despite him being the most trustworthy and loyal person she will ever meet
>he made a promise to her
>he immediately broke it
He is not trustworthy or loyal. He's FANATICAL, yes, but that's not a good thing. I know you like yanderes because the idea of anyone caring about you is appealing, but having a violent crazy person obsessed with you is a problem, not an asset. Especially if you care about them and don't want them to hurt themselves.
>>143502526
>Subaru is superior to them in every way.
Except he can't fight for shit, is completely ignorant of the world, his magical talent is nonexistent, he does not follow orders of his master, he does not know how to properly conduct himself, in short, for all everyone knows, he's just a really arrogant peasant with nothing going for him.
True, he's able to go back in time if he dies, but that's really not much consolidation to the people around him if he just hijacks another timeline every time he dies, rather than actually turning the clock backwards.
>>143502633
Most underrated post of the entire thread.
>>143502681
Fanaticism for a the good side is a good thing. It's true love.
>but she does not have a knight, do not woman need a protector?
>all these robots forget about the literal god that is with Emilia at all times
>yfw Emilia chooses the furry over the niceguy
Robots B T F O
>>143502690
>but that's really not much consolidation to the people around him if he just hijacks another timeline every time he dies, rather than actually turning the clock backwards.
Why would he even care about that?
>>143502563
>>143502646
He can up and call himself a knight, but as long as he does shit like the Throne Room spergout or this >>143502587 no one is going to take him seriously.
>>143502492
>>143502633
>>143502503
I wonder why Subaru thought this would be a good idea, isn't he Japanese? Shouldn't he know what would happen if some domestic worker got up in front of a gathering of samurai and declared himself to be a samurai and the samurai are just a bunch of losers talking big because their daddies were important?
>>143502731
>isn't he Japanese?
When you're bugfuck retarded, like some people ITT, all logic goes out the window. Plus he's already unstable from dying lots of times and seeing some shit.
What would happen after, Emilia told him off Subaru packed his shit up and went on an adventure for power and come back to fuck everyone's shit up?
>>143502804
no, lord and savior Rem became a love interest...
>>143502692
Why? It's just stating the obvious.
>>143502646
Claiming to have a hereditary title without it being bestowed upon you by your monarch is grounds for execution though.
>>143502804
I hope that happens. And that he joins the dark forces and destroys the shitty kingdom as revenge for the way they treated him.
>>143501066
>embarrassing yourself and your crush infront of everyone
>acting like a retard in a fucking huge occasion and making your crush looking like an idiot who can't keep her mad dog on a leash
Subaru is fucking pathetic. Probably even more so than fucking Mitsumine from memeyoiga.
>>143502849
Unfortunately the obvious goes over the heads of Subaru apologists, who proudly admit that they are fucked up psychologically.
>>143502886
Mitsumune is a dumb white knight. Subaru is a true hero who loves Emilia to the point of insanity.
How did nips react to this?
>>143502879
Don't worry, Felt is going to take care of that for him.
>>143502951
Never has a more punchable face existed in anime. Not even in Hokuto no Ken.
>>143502725
It's not about him.
The way people treat you is based on the way they evaluate you.
If they find out that every time you die, you just skip to another timeline assuming that's how it works, then that's inconsequential to them in their evaluation of him.
If you're troublesome to them, they'll kill you, their lives go on except on that one unlucky timeline where he gets lucky.
If on the other hand you're in charge of protecting them and you'll have to go through at least a dozen timelines before you succeed, the people who you failed to protect are still going to be dead.
Therefore, there's no reason to treat him any differently than others until he actually has the skills to make sure that he's on the level with the rest of the bodyguards.
Is this show actually worth picking up?
is really necessary this thread again?
If you hate Re:Zero and Subaru, please post you hate in a facebook post, dont here.
>>143502988
Why? He is the only character that acts like a human.
>>143503025
Yes. It has the potential to become the greatest anime ever made.
I keep hearing NEET NEET NEET but Subaru doesnt behaves like the otaku NEET, yes he referenced some video games and stuff but dragon quest, monhun and romance LN esque reference are normalfag as fuck. For what i ive read on this threads he looks like an outgoing person that got, unintentionally, completely put out of the spotlight by his dad
This guy sounds exactly like how a real 2D NEET fag would behave, he only cares about himself lies to himself that he's doing all he does for someone else. Then gets mad when he doesn't get his way. The best part is you can see that due to these threads and how offended the anti-normies act when he's called on this that it hit too close to home. Amazing.
DID NOTHING WRONG
>best ideology
>best knight
>cutest
what's your excuse for not supporting her?
>>143503025
AOTS, possibly AOTY. It's going to get better.
Subaru is a human being. He wants to experience love. He wants to protect the woman he cares for. He is a nice person who tries his best to please everyone.
>>143502059
she was too nice to him and that gave him the wrong idea
it's her fault
>>143503069
Do you know what "NEET" means?
>>143502731
Maybe he's trying to see what he can get away with without dying, though I doubt he's smart enough to do that.
>>143502461
This, it's beautiful. Spergs are mad even 2d girls would be disgusted by their behavior. Might as well commit suicide.
>>143502879
This isn't a "bullied otaku gains superpowers and takes revenge" type WN like Arifureta.
>>143503075
>tfw I'm a NEET for 5 years now
>Subaru is nothing like me
I mean, I'm intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor. What's autistic about me anyway?
>>143503054
>He is the only character that acts like a human
And?
>>143503112
b8
>>143503069
You're thinking on hikikomori.
And it's all an act, anon. He's got some serious self-worth issues, so he forces himself to act sociable and outgoing. That's also why his behaviour comes out as so odd and autistic.
>>143503093
I do support her. She's the only one who would make a decent leader. However I support Subaru more and if he decide to destroy their corrupt kingdom than that is the correct course of action.
>>143503131
I bet you are one of the disgusting fuckers that liked Erased.
>>143503109
Nobody cares.
>>143503131
It's not even spergs. It's robots. They're worse.
>>143503093
Indeed. Lugunica belongs to U.S.
Make America Great Again
>>143503025
Yes, it comes with the bonus of being able to join the excessive shitposting that is to come.
So will they make Subaru redeem himself and go back to being a generic nice guy who suffers a lot?
>>143503109
Well he's doing a terrible job at it.
>>143503146
>And?
So how can you not sympathize with him? The others are ice cold demons. Subaru is just a good boy trying to find his place in the new world.
>>143503198
Stop posting Priscilla with your cruel posts. She is the only person who has ever been nice to Subaru.
>>143503075
That's exactly what it is. You can see that same attitude on /r9k/ if you ever venture there. It's full fo selfish, foolishly self-righteous robots, who think they deserve things in life without trying, just because there's people better than them who have it easier. They are truly cancerous people. Exactly like Subaru.
>>143503190
>corrupt kingdom
I haven't seen any evidence so far that the kingdom is more or less corrupt than your average fantasy land.
>>143503250
I don't care, he has a punchable face. It would give the greatest satisfaction to do so.
>>143503226
I really hope they don't. It would ruin REEE:Zero if he goes back to the backstabbing half elf whore.
>>143503238
Not everyone can be a social butterfly.
>>143503257
robots why robots?
>>143501066
I'm not sure why people are so upset about this. It basically parallels his previous outburst with Rem, even going on about past experiences that tragically made no sense with the current timeline. The big difference being that Subaru doesn't get his throat sliced open to shut him up.
LNfags,does the checkpoint start now, or when he wakes up?
>>143503250
>act like a faggot
>deserve to be sympathize
Nobody like fucking tryhards. Subaru is like your typical retarded con goers.
>>143503093
Because Felt is superior in every way.
>>143503198
>Priscilla
>nice to Subaru
All she wants is looking at a rat running around in a maze and watch how far it can get before it dies of exhaustion.
>>143503257
>just because there's people better than them who have it easier.
Better than them? Because they were lucky?
Don't think you're successful because you're so fucking good. You're successful because you were lucky.
>>143503260
The knights and Emilia are demonic. The nobles and other citizens of the kingdom are just as cruel. They must all fall beneath the banner of the dark lord Subaru.
>>143502098
From Emilia's perspective, Subaru is just a pretty nice guy who's been quite helpful and is visibly going through a lot, who's at the same time is very secretive acts completely unreasonably whenever she's with her and for not apparent reason. Trusting someone you don't know at all is neigh impossible, and you can't blame her for wishing to temporarily distance herself from a guy who could (and did) become a liability and compromise her personal goals. She already treated him like an undisciplined five year old in the last episode but there's only so much tutoring she can do herself, because like i said she's neither his mom nor his baby-sitter: that's just placing unreasonable expectations on her (like Subaru did)
From Subaru's perspective as well, there's little to no justification for his obsession with Emilia. He latched onto her because she did what anyone with a modicum of morality and sense of justice would do if they saw someone get mugged in front of them and as a result placed her on pedestal that no one, including Emilia herself, could ever hope to live up to. They might have spent weeks together from his point of view, but their relationship is still as shallow as it was when they met in the first timeline. Emilia's a normal girl with her own aspirations values and flaws, but Subaru's isn't aware of that because he doesn't actually know her at all. The only Emilia he knows is the idealized version who dwells whithin his deluded mind: the one who's infinitely perceptive, kind and instinctively understands all the pain and suffering he's going through "for her".
He IS entitled 'cause he believes his efforts should've earned him the right to remain by her side and to have her trust, while failing to realize those are efforts no one ever asked him to make and that only really paid off due to the intervention of exterior forces.
That's neither loyalty nor someone worthy of trust: that's an unstable fanboi who could become a problem if left alone.
>>143503025
The first two arcs/season 1 had a nice pattern with its shifting tones: from fantasy adventure to horror mystery suspense to drama and then back to fantasy adventure.
>>143503226
Anon. By the end of the series, Subaru is going to get half-elf pussy Satella or Emilia's.
So it really doesn't matter what happens.
>>143503318After he wakes up. Events with Emilia and in the throne room are permanent.
>>143503283
It takes effort to make stupid proclamations.
It takes none to shut up when you don't know what to say.
>>143501708
subaru NTR
>>143503331
>if you can't fit into my frame of perfect social butterfly normal people then you're a creep and should be treated like an animal
Nice view on human value you've got there anon.
>>143503341
And that's STILL nicer than the half elf whore Emilia.
>>143501555
>use nigger
>communism not respectable
>>>/pol/ /a/ is not for you we love each other here
>>143503393
He latched on to her because she is all he has in that world, maybe in both world. He loves her.
>>143503283
>>143503384
>social butterfly
>you're successful!
Kill yourself. Chances are, the people ITT are no more social butterflies than you are because they are posting on 4chan's anime board, of all places, on a weekday morning.
It's time for you to entertain the idea that maybe, just maybe, Subaru has problems that can't simply be explained away by "you don't understand him because you're not a loser at life".
>>143503297
Why robots what?
>>143503384
>Better than them? Because they were lucky?
>Don't think you're successful because you're so fucking good. You're successful because you were lucky.
Better in every way. Down to their genetic composition. Do you think it's luck that gives you good looks, good parents, mental health? Free will is a myth. Everything depends on your genetics. Your mind and body is simply built upon that foundation by your experiences and upbringing. They are objectively superior humans to robots. You people are so worthless, you cannot even improve yourselves. You give it up and build up all these defences to justify your continued existence, only to push back your eventual suicide with a few years. You are utterly faulty and unfit for this world of ours.
>>143501395
She's more of a modern Social Democrat in the Europoor sense or a centre-left liberal/market socialist.
Green-haired WW2 girl is the more likely gommie if you ask me.
>>143503514
>weekday morning
>18:44
This is an international site, baka.
>>143503205
Is it going to become that bad?
It's already bad enough right now, I can't even fathom how big this could become if what you WN/LNfags say is true.
>there will never be an ending where Subaru is forced to watch a pregnant Emelia and RemRam get gangbanged Otome Dori style.
>his reset point will never be set to the moment he finds out as he is forced to relive it over and over
>>143503522
what is the meaning of robot in this context
>>143503109
If he really loved her he'd actually try to get to know her but he doesn't he puts her on a pedistal like most otaku do their waifus. She doesn't treat her like a person, to him, she's a prize he feels he's entitled to because he did the things he thinks he needed to do to be entitled to her and her affection. He's a waifufag 2Der who thought that nonsense had any place in the real world or a real person.
>>143503507
Maybe he should take steps to ensure that he can keep her, then. This past episode he did the direct opposite.
>>143503037
Yeah, we should only be allowed to circlejerk about why something is good.
>>143503556
>third worlders
Not even once.
>>143503557
It's going to be fucking great. There's going to be so much butthurt. So many people accusing this of being edgy. So many anal rampaged waifufaggots. The author is truly a patrician.
>>143503522
You just proved my point. It isn't because they were good, it is because they were lucky enough to be born with good genetics and into a good family.
>>143503556
Fuck, you live in the same timezone as me.
>>143503599
Looks like we're in until the end of the ride then.
>>143503557
The season finale is going to melt /a/
>>143503596
Finland is great despite being a third world country though. Even the Nips love us.
>>143503609
There is no such thing as luck. They ARE good. As a human being, they are objectively superior to you. Most people will atleast seek to improve themselves, but robots are of such weak stock, they cannot even do that. They are complete genetical dead ends.
>>143503609
>they were lucky enough to be born with good genetics and into a good family
You do know plenty of people become losers with those things, right? Look at all the kids of celebrities, they grow up having everything, being spoiled rotten, and crash and burn when they get to the real world.
>>143503629
10:48 ATM, don't you love it? I can call a faggot a faggot from the other side of the planet.
You are a fag.
>>143503562
He isn't a person. She is the heroine and he is the MC.
>>143503704
Not him but you're a faggot too.
>>143503678
The butthurt has already reached this level. I can't even imagine how great it's going to be.
Puck is the best character in the show.
And i usually despise talking pet characters.
>>143503682
So you mean finlandssvenskar are in fact superior to you mongols just because of their luck of being born with better genetics? Alright... Good to know you're a nazi.
>>143503557
The shit goes down in 4 days.
If it's everything it was in the novel robots will shutdown for week, waifufags will literally implode and jump ships as much as possible, shitposters won't even get a single (you). The threads will be absolute chaos depending on where exactly the episode ends at.
>>143503733
I'm rather fond of the wise magical negro myself.
It's all just part of the Witch's plan to turn Subaru to the dark side.
>>143503682
How many miles of dick has Ram taken?
>>143503704
>from the other side of the planet
Really?
>>143503755
>robots will shutdown for week, waifufags will literally implode and jump ships as much as possible, shitposters won't even get a single (you)
Sounds like a dream come true.
>>143503771
Holy fuck, I saw this girl a year ago in a /w/ thread and saved the render but never realized who she was.
>>143503777
Depends on how long the clown is.
>>143503771
Is she intentionally cucking him to make him jealous so he joins the jealous witch?
>>143502879
Hey edgelords, Shieldbro and Arifureta is over there.
when will there be more translations for manga?
>>143503771
At least post the right Satella image, Anon.
Warning: Satella spoilers in pic related
>>143503458
>subaru NTR
So, like this?
>>143503846
>not anime
Dropped.
>>143503861
Once a month.
>>143503813
Satella is probably a prarallel world Emilia or Emilia that travelled into the past, hence Satella transporting him to help Emilia with timely reset and save point.
subaru should hit up old man rom and train with him
once he's done he should be able to beat up those skinny manlet knights
>>143503755
>new season starts next week
>will be overshadowed by re:zero shitposting
>>143502322
I want to be Emilia's dog. Some women have sex with their dogs.
>>143503968
That old man is shit. He should join the cult of the witch and train with that hot gut loving assassin until he is strong enough to take out Emilia and the knights.
>>143503978
>will be overshadowed by re:zero shitposting
A thing of beauty.
>>143502578
This is what angers me the most.
He should've been the equivalent of a veteran mercenary by that point.
Like, how the fuck does someone even manage to not learn a thing about fighting after getting killed so much? Even newbie warriors become somewhat competent after surviving their first battle.
>>143504026
I really hate this """lucky""" bitch.
>>143504011
gut loving assassin couldnt do jack vs reinhardt
id say subaru should get /fit/ as fuck first to woo back his girl emilia
>>143504054
She's fun.
So what does Priscilla mean when saying the world will always be at her side or something? Does she have blessings like Reinhardt?
>>143501066
He did everything wrong from the very beginning he was cursed to that fate. Him being a neet and all. The only thing he could have done is take it In the chin and move on. Take it as a learning experience like the rest of us. Like confuses said " pain is the best teacher,but nobody wants to be it's student".
>>143503562
>hurrr treating liek person
I just can smell dirty vagina behind that post or another beta white knight falling into this horseshit.
In general, it's amazing how all of you fags in these threads talking about how people are dirty NEETS and don't know shit about real wimaen, when you proven to be even more delusional about how real life works.
It's just funny.
>>143504147
Luck stat of 770.
>>143504069
Isn't Reinhard a bit of an exception even among the knights? The fucker is almost invincible at this point in time and can still acquire more blessings depending on what he needs. Julius used a wooden sword vs. Subaru. Reinhard would have gone bare-handed, just like he kicked the shit out of Elsa before disgracing her by using a shitty sword and bury her in one hit.
>>143503978
There will be no shitposting. It will probably be spoiler requests, pastebin requests etc since there won't be a very obvious story progression. Most, if not all of the spoiler links, are dead too since plebbit posted them.
Besides it's not like there is anything good on Sunday anyways unless you are a fujoshit watching arslan or an actual faggot watching the tales copypaste adaptation.
>>143503054
>Why? He is the only character that acts like a human.
But he doesn't. He acts like an insane autistic faggot and all of his characterization is fucking shit. He may have more personality than a lot of the characters in the show, but that means little when he's more an unlikeable cunt.
>>143504162
>this post
You can't make this shit up.
>>143504162
>Emilia
>Real person
>21st century woman
Lovely kind of delusions you got there.
>>143504162
Well said. Subaru is the only character that actually acts like a normal human being.
>>143504185
>bit of an exception
He's literally the strongest person in the series.
so what did he mean by "repay"
>>143504183
Wait, isn't it just because her henchman is also a timelooper? She also has an outrageous luck stat? Shit, this girl sounds like she could become amazingly fun.
>>143504271
How will Emilia repay him so that they can end their relationship already?
>>143502563
>It's a primitive fucking fantasy world filled with dumb people and he is the MC.
You're fucking retarded if you think a modern person is in any way smart compared to people on the top of the post-medieval civilization hierarchy. People then were not bumbling fucking idiots like you assume and just because you can use a computer and known a bunch of random trivia doesn't mean you are better than them.
>>143504316
Priscilla's knight can timeloop too? was he cursed by Satella too?
>>143504037
He's been in that world for less than a month, he just about learned to read, learned some magic, built his relationships and worked out how to get out of his loops. He only got wind that something interesting would happen later when Wilhelm shows up, why grind when he can make powerful friends.
>>143504271
Become her king.
>>143504323
paizuri
>>143503802
That's not actually Satella by the way, it's a totally different character drawn by the same artist.
I think most of /a/ would be good boys and wouldn't upset Emilia.
>>143504271
To become his eternally loyal and subservient waifu of course. He's a delusional hikikomori.
>>143504316
Might be some sort of looper, but Al is certainly Japanese.
>>143504353
The stuck up shiny knights sure acted like barbaric idiots.
>>143504217
>this shit
As the opposite of all retarded crap you bunch of morons wrote in these threads?
>>143504222
Are you retarded? read my post again.
