Is there anything more pure and beautiful than a christmas cake's innocent smiling face?
Not the right time for cake, lad. All the alcoholics are asleep.
>>143457237
Nonsense anonymous. Never a bad time for Christmas cakes.
Are Japanese schools just littered with desperate cakes?
>>143455330
A christmas cake losing her virginity to her boss for a promotion
>>143455330
A cake is for life, not just Christmas.
>>143457659
A christmas cake losing her virginity to her beloved student in an act of love.
>>143458103
Wouldn't surprise me if a teacher actually did that to one of her students.
>>143458222
That's how it should be. Two virgins having their first time with eachother in an act of mutual love and deciding to get married after the student graduates.
>tfw cute japanese christmas cake will never be your GF
>>143457430
Can confirm, yes they are.
They get moist at the thought of someone taking notice in them, especially if they speak english. All the cakes I've gone on dates with anyways.
What exactly is a christmas cake? How can I identify one?
>>143458440
A single, unmarried woman of the age of 25 or up. This is because traditionally in Japan women were treated like Christmas cakes: nobody wants one after the 25th.
Nowadays due to the economical emancipation of women, Japanese women started marrying later as well. The christmas cake phenomenon has almost been entirely replaced by New Years Noodles (nobody wants them after the 31st), but the cliché still lives on in anime.
>>143458254
Yep
>>143458507
New years noodles?
>>143459067
Can't wait for the new year's noodles threads
>>143458507
That was actually an interesting explanation.
>>143459087
That's a new term. I had never heard of that until just now.
>>143455330
>tfw action animes with actual christmas cake MCs are so fucking rare
it sucks bruh
>>143460525
Who's on top in the center?
>>143458254
Interesting. That sounds like a scenario for a hentai.
>>143460604
Miyuki Kobayakawa
>>143460667
>tfw when the tomboy becomes a slut in the later season
>>143458507
>New Years Noodles (nobody wants them after the 31st)
Actually they've started to break that threshold as well. The new wall is 35.
>>143461081
35? Damn.
>TFW your dick will never knock the demon out of a woman
>>143458732
Fuck all of the other sluts, Sensei is literally the best
>>143458507
>The christmas cake phenomenon has almost been entirely replaced by New Years Noodles (nobody wants them after the 31st), but the cliché still lives on in anime.
>>143461081
>Actually they've started to break that threshold as well. The new wall is 35.
Women marrying later in life is simply what happens in every advanced society. Japan trying to resist only end up with women refusing to marry at all, so now the social standards are relaxing. There was once a time when people get married right as they turned 18, but that seems so distant now.
>>143463856
Translation?
![autism-prevalenceuse-glyphosate[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ijMjT4o.jpg "autism-prevalenceuse-glyphosate[1].jpg")
>>143463980
To be fair, it's healthier for a society to keep that age low. Why do you think autism rates have skyrocketed over the past few decades? It might in part be due to better education among medical professionals allowing them to diagnose it earlier, but another part of it is certainly the fact that mothers are getting older and older. 30 should more or less be the point of no return for aspiring mothers.
>>143463980
Isn't 35 almost too late for children? No wonder japs are dying out.
>>143464725
Yes, which is why hitting 35 is a barrier to marriage because a lot of men want kids.
The average marriage age is 30 in Japan though. Most couples don't have kids because they can't afford to.
>>143465032
>because they can't afford to
Wow, the Japanese must be poor then! I bet they can't save shit and only eat two meals per day.
>Too poor to have children
>In a first world country
>>143465117
>the Japanese must be poor then!
Must be great to be an Amerifat
>>143455330
>>143465117
The higher the standard of living, either through costs or whatever, the lower the birthrate.
Japan's rate is 1.41 births per woman 4 years ago, the replacement rate is 2.1
2.1 is the replacement as 1 birth replaces a man, another replaces the woman, and the .1 is for those who weren't strong/smart enough to make it.
>>143465117
Yeah?? When both parents work, having a kid means you have to take time off work and hire a nanny. Some smaller Japanese companies will "encourage" women to quit if they have a kid because they don't want workers to have other responsibilities.
Japan has a pretty bad job market, especially if you are young or a woman.
>>143465248
Bleach might suck ass, but god damn, it's produced some 10/10 semen demons. Kukaku, Yoruichi, Halibel and Neliel are all top tier
>>143465960
>Yoruichi can't hold her beer
I don't believe that for a second
>>143464563
Nobody knows why autism rates are up. People like to make some wild guess based on some other factor that has also increased in a similar time frame, but the fact is that a lot of things have done so! You can't just cherry pick one of them and pretend this is the cause right here, without any real evidence or tests done of any kind.
>>143465549
Damn straight man.
>>143460525
Name these ladies, please.
>>143466911
the first 2 are from "you're under arrest" the others idk
>>143466946
It was the third one that I really wanted to know the name of.
>>143466968
I can't believe that an anime about guns, tits and violence can be so fucking boring and uninspired. And it's by the same guy who did HotD, another anime about tits, guns and violence... that was actually fun!
>>143466997
not the SAME guy anon
the creator of triage X is the artist of HOTD and brother of the creator of HOTD
Don't hurt your cake, they are very delicate
>>143467324
The only time I would combine hurt and cake is to say not having a cake hurts.
Her dry cunt.
How has no studio gone "Huh lets break the mold and do a Christmas cake x" Nope lets keep churning battle academy harems instead.
You're killing me here Japan.
>>143467473
I just want a cute christmas cake doing cute things show. I wouldn't be opposed to cute cakes kissing cute cakes either.
>>143461081
After 35 women start getting less fertile very fast.
>>143467473
Quite a few doujinshi break the mold, but I wish there were more
>>143467777
>You can bareback fuck New Years Noodles to your heart's content
Your teacher is a cake, what do you do?
>>143467889
Marry her
>>143467932
missed that opporitunity
>>143467473
The Shinmai author actually had the balls to let sensei win the MC bowl.After winning the bowl, she takes a victory lap by taking the MC on vacation and giving him a blowjob while he was talking on the phone to the harem girls.
>>143468586
Really? She actually fucking won??
>>143467473
>Forgetting one of the greatest cake series of all time
>>143455330
Who is this beautiful woman?
>>143468718
A woman who is far more pure than any of the other sluts in her series, save for Miya
>>143468718
A woman who will never get her own route
>>143468868
I'm actually a bit surprised she doesn't have a secret route or something.
>>143468868
>What is a fandisk
>>143467473
They probably have no idea that this is actually something people want because nips themselves only want pedobait.
>>143460525
Does she count? 27 years old, unmarried, in love with MCAnd with no chance at wining
>>143468624
She actually fucking won. They start their relationship in volume 6, but it isn't until volume 8 that she actually confesses and the MC accepts.
>>143469093
Well fuck me I need to pick this up and see for myself. You don't see cakes win too often.
>>143458507
26*
Cake idols are the best idols.
![snapshot_00.20.02_[2016.04.16_04.46.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BktBrPF.jpg "snapshot_00.20.02_[2016.04.16_04.46.01].jpg")
>>143469498
the best
>>143463856
The mostgenuineoption, by far.
Cake OL harem anime when?
>>143467889
I have detailed this fantasy and archived it for future reference.
>>143468802
>>143468929
Literal perfection.
>I'm as old as a Christmas cake now
I feel old and disgusting.
>>143470058
Same. Turned 26 36 days ago.
>>143468929
Wow. What a read.
>>143470042
Why did she molest him?
>>143469743
Cake nee-san is better.
>>143455330
Her face as you have gentle passionate sex[/spoiler] and youejaculate in her,impregnating herending herdays as a cake.
>>143469816
Yep
>>143457696
>taking a cake for life
Then she's not a cake anymore
>>143470400
>Gentle passionate sex
Then you posted the wrong picture, cuz unless i'm thinking about a different Itou Ei work, shes not a cake, shes married with a child, and mc drugs and rapes her
>>143455330
Yes there is. It's her face when she discovers she's pregnant with your child
>>143470444
Cakes exist to be eaten.
>>143470706
What if that was the plan all along
>>143455330
>is there anything more pure and beautiful than a christmas cake's innocent smiling face?
Yes, a pure and beautiful christmas cake's body
>>143467889
As a fellow teacher, I tell her how talented she is and recommend we go out for drinks after class (because it's going to be a college course)
I dote on her about how beautiful she is and I can't believe how she's single. The night continues and she gets cold feet because it 'feels unprofessional' and I remind her we're both consenting adults and that we only have to keep it on the DL until the semester is over.
We make sweet passionate love and instead of making the class easy on me, she grades my work like a Drill Sergeant who has it out for my ass.
I take it out on her booty and we love every minute of it.
Several years later she passes up a promotion because it would take too much time away from being with me and our children.This shit would almost never happen in real life, especially the last one with most women. Most people in general wouldn't turn it down even if they were more than comfortable financially because pride.
>>143470786
You don't happen to have the source for this? google and iqdb don't work
>>143470561
Well that's always fun too.
>>143470855
>As a fellow teacher,
Do your students know you watch Chinese cartoons in which girls their age are being sexualized, sensei?
>>143470880
It's cropped, so I can sympathize. And since i'm a nice guy
http://exhentai.org/g/915962/550953e673/
>>143469985
God damn, I love cake stories
>>143470240
Sensei wants what she can't have and she sometimes misbehaves as a result.He'll have to take responsibility.
>>143470855
>after class
So you're skipping work to go drink?
>>143470941
They actually did, but I never went into great detail about. I was a Math Teacher too so they already had their hands full with learning Algebra.
>>143471005
>What are night classes
>What are summer courses and teachers having summer vacation
Not that I wouldn't like to.
>>143460525
Natsumi best girl
man did they really become cakes. Does it count when you have a boyfriend? Ignoring that s3 likes to pretend he doesn't exist
>>143468637
That one is too good to be true.
I've lived. I trully lived when it came.
I can say I had a good live.
Believe it or not. I used my satellite to watch the series up way back. Of course I couldn't understand it until I seed it from brazilian sites. I recall it took days, weeks to download just one single episode. And god forbid if someone answered the phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjIveuYuBXw
>>143457237
I'm wide awake right now, anon.
>>143471336
It was such a glorious time, I can't believe how hard I fell for this series, but I'm sure the amazing OP helpedSlightly ruined by the fact that ALL of the OT doujins are Netorare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Ml0bXnXMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9zhlNrkbs
>>143470998
Plus she would get fired.
>>143467324
This scene caught me a little off guard for some reason. That kind of cheesy shit doesn't normally make me feel sad.
>>143470042
I'm sure Junichi might be thinking to himself "nice body". I wouldn't blame him.
>>143469743
>>143470297
KnK's cake game was through the fucking roof
>>143471492
A young man is berating the woman he loves because she's been basically using him as an outlet, and breaks her down with his biting words of truth, until she snaps, and tells him that he saved her
Plus, Kana Hanazawa's screaming sobs helped
>>143467889
Work myself into being a man worthy of her love. Get close to her and make her feel like she's the best teacher in the world. And then after graduation we unleash years of sexual tension on each other and then we marry and raise our many children
>>143471526
>>143470297
I feel this thread has more female anon than males.
Forbidden love affair, romantic innuendo, nostalgia. Wanting a cute husbando.
>>143470951
>Tags: Yandere
>>143471824
>I feel this thread has more female anon than males.
Nah, I'm pretty sure this is an almost exclusively male fantasy.
>>143471824
Nope, keep dreaming.
To be fair though, a cake at the school I teach did accept my offer to get a drink yesterday.It was nice.
>>143471824
>I feel this thread has more female anon than males.
There's no such thing as a lonely woman past the age of 25. Not unless she's a literal landwhale, objectively ugly or has severe brainproblems. And even those don't really stop women from getting a boyfriend.
The very existence of christmas cakes is a male fantasy.
>>143472215
>The very existence of christmas cakes is a male fantasy.
Actually, they exist.
>>143460525
Ryouko was, is and will forever be love!
>>143472295
Even if they existed the vast majority of women is at least reticent about dating men younger than them.
>>143472215
>The very existence of Christmas cakes is a male fantasy.
>>143458732
that's kawaii as fuck
>>143472215
What type of females do you think browse this board?
>>143472523
fujos
>>143466653
>Nobody knows why autism rates are up
The definition keeps expanding. It used to be full retard only, now any socially awkward child with overly concerned parents is on the 'spectrum'.
>>143470420
It's in the chemistry. They're not blind to each others' faults and idiosyncrasies, but seem almost comfortable with them, like they know they can they can let their guard down with each other.
Him asking her on a date would be a nervous, clumsy, and seemingly out of character thing, and probably mocked at first.But she'd say yes, struggle to hide the tears, and a smile would be bolted on her face for the rest of the day.
>>143472523
I can back this up. Brain problems coming out of their daddy issues fucking ears senpai
>>143472549
Which is that exact description.
>>143472583
Sensei is best girl. Her flat chested clone is a shit.
>>143455330
>Japanese cartoon "older women" are the only women that don't look younger than 10 years old.
wew laddie
>>143472494
Do you really think tumblr sluts don't get laid regularly and then complain they were privilege raped?
>>143472523
Attention whore sluts? Have you ever been to an anime convention?
In the same way men need to put effort into getting laid, women need to put effort into NOT getting laid.
loli christmas cakes
>>143472703
>Have you ever been to an anime convention?
>>143472703
>Do you really think tumblr sluts don't get laid regularly
Yes
>and then complain they were privilege raped?
No
>>143472215
>There's no such thing as a lonely woman past the age of 25.
They exist. It's just that the definition of "lonely" is different for them than for men. For men, definition of lonely is not being able to have sex. For women, the definition of lonely is not being able to find a husband. They are very different things but similar in some ways.
![144417769255[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lMxuLuu.jpg "144417769255[2].jpg")
>>143472830
>"I haven't had a boyfriend for two weeks, I'm so lonely"
Yeah, and "I'm starving" means something different for a 350 kg American landwhale than it does for a Somali orphan whose last meal was a fly.
>>143472215
Retard. Kill yourself.
>>143473052
Go away /r9k/, we're enjoying our cakes here.
Cake teachers are meant to be with their teachers. Cake office workers are meant to be with their younger coworkers
Prove me wrong.
>>143473535
>with their teachers
You best mean students
>>143473535
Cake teachers are meant to be with their students.
I proved you wrong. Go fuck yourself.
Shota prodigy who is a tenured college professor teaching an all-cake classroom.
Someone please fund this.
>>143473650
>>143473669
I really have to double check my posts before I hit post. Obviously I meant students, I'm just being a dumbass
>>143473650
The fuck is that triangle on her lips? Is a dorito sticking out from beneath her upper lip?
>>143473859
Yes.
>>143473859
Its her snaggletooth
>>143472830
>For men, definition of lonely is not being able to have sex
Nope
>>143474001
You didn't hear? Men think about nothing but sex. We don't crave things like love and attention. It's completely and entirely about our dicks 24/7.
>>143474048
>youll never marry rin
fucc
>>143473650
Sensei's fang is only one part of her charm
>>143473802
>>143474082
>You didn't hear? Men think about nothing but sex. We don't crave things like love and attention. It's completely and entirely about our dicks 24/7.
This has nothing to do with what men feel, it is about social expectations. Women want sex too, but women are not suppose to admit it in public. Of course men want love and affection, but it is capacity to get sex that society use as a yard stick.
Only thing better than an Xmas Cake is a mom who likes other moms.
>>143455330
Yes. The sight of her screaming and begging to cum.
>>143474286
>Yuri
Gross
Best.
>>143474333
>Not liking yuri
>Posts Hidamari sketch reaction image
>>143465117
You shouldn't waste your teen years on /a/
>>143465117
>>Too poor to have children
>>In a first world country
It's the same for millennials in the U.S. We're gonna go through the same shit Japan is sooner or later.
>>143474357
Will never win the Kouhei. Umaru would win before her, and Ebina has a higher chance than either of them
Guys, I had a relationship similar to 8man and sensei with one of my teachers in high school and it kills me that I didn't take it to the next level.
If you find a christmas cake, go balls to the wall. I wasn't aware of the christmas cake meme at that time. Don't let me down, lads.
My Japanese teacher in college was a cake, I did nothing, she went back to Japan.
>>143474602
I'm almost 27yrs old.
It's too late for me.
I'm sorry.
i like big titty cakes. can anyone make any recommendations for a series?
as a side note, does anyone know how old Toka Takanashi is?
>>143474672
Chobits.
still mad there wasn't a sensei route in the Chocolate visual novel
>>143474672
Onegai Teacher. She is literally married to MC within the first 3 or so episodes
>>143472755
fucking travesty
>>143474790
Likely because senseis aren't as popular as other kinds of girls in anime or visual novels.
>>143474672
Golden Boy
someone on /toy/ made himself a pocket cake
>>143474672
>i like big titty cakes
Next time just write "cakes", mate.
>>143475028
I keep forgetting /toy/ exists. I should visit and lurk sometime.
>>143475028
>>143475057
This is some uncanny valley shit
>>143475028
>>143475057
>>143475111
>he says on the board that deifies cute aliens
>>143474333
>tfw no series about a pair of hungry cakes who make a jokey pact to marry each other if they can't find men by the time they're 30.
>they find men but all they do is make them realise how much they love each other
>>143475431
lewd
>>143475431
Sounds almost like pic related, minus the dick satisfying them both
>>143475570
I want to be that dick!
>>143475431
might watch, but handling the (failed) male love interests in a reasonable way would be difficult. on the one hand i would want to watch it for the yuri otoh it would seem stupid if they were just discardable token characters.
>>143475570
I need to read that series.
>>143475570
>milf
>not cake
meh
also, i don't like that body shape.
>>143476262
One's a cake, the other's a married mother.Married to a man that is a lolicon, and hates how voluptuous she is, and cheats on her with a much younger girl
As for the bodyshape, that's generally how the artist draws his women, and i'm certainly not complaining
>>143458336
Tell the story anon.
Where can I get one of them?
>>143466739
Dammit anon, right in the heart.
>>143476534
it's kinda the generic milf shape. and i don't like it. but there are enough that don't fall into the pattern, so i won't complain further
>>143466739
>One of your drunken greentexts got screencapped
This is a very curious feel.
This thread makes me feel sad
>Read typical twin incest but not really manga
>They're twins who don't want to share so obviously neither is going to win
>The fucking sensei somehow wins.
The absolute fucking madman.
http://exhentai.org/s/420b7ed15e/722000-1
>>143477782
>ShindoL
>Amputee
I was pleseantly surprised, despite my extreme wariness at those two tags
>>143455330
A lonely christmas cake's ugly crying face
>>143466779
>comic OL
Is this like comic LO but with Office Ladies?
>>143477782
that was actually nice
thanks for this anon
>>143478413
yes
>>143477782
>>143478083
Between this and the girl in the wheelchair, I believe that ShindoL only gives the handicapped a happy end.
The girl from Emergence could've avoided a horrible fate if she had just broken both of her legs.
>>143479030
broken -> fixed
fixed -> broken
>>143476534
Technically, the other sister's divorced, so she's not a cake.
>>143479030
No? What about Derenashi? Or Single Nabe? Or This Ojou Sama?
All normal girls, for the most part (except for the ojou's rape fetish), and they all have happy endings
>>143479030
Fucking christ, ShindoL
>>143471322
i count them as cakes because they're older than they look and would exaggerate on how they'll never have a married life(specially in s1 before ep 48). But yeah, s3 likes to pretend he doesn't exist.
>>143469061
source?
>>143466989
Yakushiji Ryoko
How old is too old for an unmarried woman?
>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a hard day at school
>you will never share the meal you made
>you will never crack open some beer and listen to her unload about her day
>you will never develop your personal shared collection of 'stupid Yui' jokes
>you will never watch her squeeze into her old punk rock outfits
>you will never take her to a concert
>you will never watch her headbang with abandon in the front row
>you will never walk home with her as she gushes about the band
>you will never make sloppy drunken love
>you will never listen to her confide her fears about getting older
>you will never fall asleep with Sawa-chan in your arms
>you will never wake up the next morning to see Sawa-chan scurrying out the door because she's late for class.... again
>>143460525
Darker than Black has one. If you don't count an actual dead fish she's also probably first in line for the MC.
>>143479413
I would love to learn more about her, but I'm so preoccupied with Sylvie
I want to fuck and marry an older, childless woman who will give me daijoubus.
>why would you want someone like us, anon?
>there are much prettier and younger girls out there!
>>143470444
>Then she's not a cake anymore
Well, you can't have your cake and eat it, too.
>>143480666
I need housewife cake on my life.
>you will never eat homemade cake from your cake
>>143468586
Somehow that makes me uneasy.
>>143467830
that shit was cute
>>143481011
Sauce?? iqdb gives nothing.
>>143477782
Oh my god I love reading this. Not sure whether to fap or feel whenever I read this.
>>143472215
I thought that was true until I starteddating. The weird girls I got to know and their weird friends made me realize just how many women are out there who aren't getting laid or feel like they can't start a relationship.
How come we have milf threads and christmas cake threads but never any threads for the best age?college chicks 19-25
>>143481011
>Meme doujins
There is a God
>>143482416
because anime girls only exist in high school and in the workplace no in between.
>>143481830
Now that's a plot I can get behind. Classroom girls are just fodder.
>>143481800
https://www.google.com/#q=makoto+cake+in+fridge+anime
>>143482460
It's not a doujin.
>>143480666
Satan, why must you always tempt me with that which I can't have?
>>143483262
isn't that literally exactly what he's supposed to do?
>>143483289
Got me there.Wish he would do an act of evil like open a door to 2D, but I have to sacrifice something likemy virginityEvil but with benefits
>>143483999
Truly, one of the biggest faggots I have ever seen in my life.
>>143464563
>that chart
>>143484511
Reminds me of this
>>143455330
>innocent
lul
>>143472551
Pretty much
t. autist
>>143485488
Maya is innocent.
>>143455330
No, but I suspect you already knew that
>>143479285
Your source request isHenrietta from Log Horizon, and I'm only telling you because she's tied for best girl with the osananjimi tomboy who went overseas
>>143465549
Have you read the manga? It introduces even more semen demons, quite literally.
>>143484929
any link to this
all im getting is fakku
>>143466739
>that last line
fuck my shit up
>>143485902
Doesn't change anything, Bleach still sucks for the most part, no matter how many semen demons are introduced
>>143466739
>"Please don't let this be a dream again"
I was never ready for this.
>>143466739
>that last line
oh my heart
>>143467324
>>143471562
what is this shit and was it any good ?
