She sees your dick.
> "so cute!"
what do?
PANIC
>>143441029
>cute dick
Dicks can't be cute, there is no such thing as a cute dick.
>>143441029
>Get a boost a confidence while also feeling extremely uncomfortable
>Usher her out of the room and slam the door
>Get dressed
>Go out and hug her
>>143442354
Yes they can be! I wish I had a cute penis
She sees your dick.
> "oh jeez"
what do?
>>143442580
Sounds about right.
>>143442580I've actually had that happen
She sees your dick.
>"Uwaaa, so small"
I think we can all agree on this one
>>143441029
Cry.
>>143441029
easy, my dick is only small because it's kept in a tightly zipped package. *unzips dick*
![[NF] Galaxy Angel A DVDrip 06 [A3B3D2F1].mp4 - 00011.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JoI1p3I.jpg "[NF] Galaxy Angel A DVDrip 06 [A3B3D2F1].mp4 - 00011.jpg")
>so tiny.
>>143441029
Cry
>>143441029
Remove her shirt and say the same thing
She sees your dick.
> "You need to go see a doctor, that's not normal."
What do?
I'm okay with just watching.
>>143444162
Wow, rude.
It glows!
>>143441029
Stop trying to keep it flaccid and make it grow.
>not liking having a cute penis
>letting her brush your pubic hair and put it into cute twintails and putting a cute pinku ribbon around your cute penis
>having a tea party with her friends and your cute penis and taking a sip of warm tea with your penis
>then having a kigurumi pajama party where you put bear ears over your penis since your foreskin is already a hood
It is of my strong opinion that if a dick is considered "cute" it may not always be the case that it is also small.
>>143442703
"oh jeez" in a pleasantly surprised way or a vexed way?
>>143441029
Say I'm sorry
>>143449104
That's for you to find out
>She sees your penis.
>>143449239
Don't tempt me.
>She sees your pretty penis
>>143449070
This, it's about it being straight, uniform, without spots, bumps or hairs
>>143449979
This is what I always get, feels alright man
she sees your dick
wat do?
>>143449979
>>143442784
/thread.
>>143448984
Well I just found a new fetish.
>>143441029
"Thanks."
Like a human would respond.
>>143441029
Y-y-you too!
>>143448621This actually happened to me
Normalfags literally can't stop blogposting.
>>143441029
"Thanks, I've been working on keeping it nice looking"
>>143441029
>"y-yours is pretty cute too"
>>143441029
Get aroused.
>>143453489
Let me guess, PPP, anon?
>>143448848
Mabushi
>>143442354
I thinkflaccidpenises are cute
I always say so to my boyfriend.
A woman has never seen my dick.
She sees your dick.
>"Eww, it STINKS!"
>>143455536
Neither of anybody else here
>>143455613
A lot of women have seen my dick, but that's just because I live in a country where exhibitionism is commonplace and customary.
>>143455613
I see my wiener everyday and talk to it.
>>143441029
>She sees your dick.
> "so cute!"
>what do?
That's a green light for rough sex.
>>143441029
penetrate ass
>>143453668
"That happened to me!" is not blog posting. Not exactly a great kind of post either, but don't call it what it's not.
>she sees your dick
>>143441029
>"Wanna see how cute it can get?"
I've been told that I have a "Beauiful Cock"
>>143455443
Fuck off
>>143442354
cute dick it's a polite way to say small dick
>>143456726
w-why's that senpai?
>>143442354
Traps usually have a cute dicks desu
>>143442580
>big dick problems
>>143454014
Nope Phimosis
>>143442817
Is that from Yukinya?
![[HorribleSubs] Hai to Gensou no Grimgar - 08 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_15.14_.png](https://i.imgur.com/a8yeexr.png "[HorribleSubs] Hai to Gensou no Grimgar - 08 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_15.14_.png")
>Why
>>143456835
No femanons you fucking attention whore.
>>143461106
The order is all wrong.
>>143461313
>He thinks boys can't date boys
Cute willies are invariably small but let it be known that not all small ones are cute.
Michelangelo's David has a cute penis.
>>143461341Actually is not
>>143461750
great let's meet
>>143461750
>tfw I fit this description and would love all this
h-hi
>>143461825
frick off i asked her first
>>143461930
>her
I was kinda hoping it was a boy.
>>143462002
woah, then in that case keep it
>>143461750
Stop it anon, you're making me feel bad
>she sees your dick
>>143461750
This is what anime does to people.
>>143462478
Anime causes people to have cutesex?
>>143462539
That's it, I love anime now.
>>143462539
No, it causes grown men to be disgusting anime posting degenerates that deserve nothing other than being choked out.
>>143461313
I never specified my gender nor was I attention whoring
>>143461374
I'm a girl
![[OZC]_Planetes_E06_'The_Lunar_Flying_Squirrels'_[B_2016-06-14_15-51-38.png](https://i.imgur.com/Vwjdqqt.png "[OZC]_Planetes_E06_'The_Lunar_Flying_Squirrels'_[B_2016-06-14_15-51-38.png")
>>143462694
You just did you absolute fucking imbecile. The next time you think you have something worthwhile to say, cut your tongue out and toss it out the window you completely worthless fucking slut.
>>143462776
ylyl
>>143441029
>>143441029
>Sekimen Shoujo is still the only micropenis shaming artist
Why?
>>143462776
I hadn't before, you just assumed
now calm down retard
>>143462979
too close to home to most of the artists
>>143461750
The fuck man. That's hot.
>quotation marks and greentext
Can you retarded newshits fuck off, please.
>>143463327
You're not in nu-/jp/, gramps.
>>143462776
>>143442354
Get with the times.
A feminine dick is a cute dick.
>>143441029
Get a boner. I'm a grower.
