>where are you taking us anon?
to my basement
>>143190369
Famires for lunch, two hour drive to an onsen where we decide once and for all which one of you I'm going to impregnate. Hope you are ready, it's going to be a long night.
>>143190369
A safe location where you cannot be harmed.
Perfectly safe; we have a vested interest in keeping you alive. We'll be taking you to a secure site, leaving the vehicle and moving you into smaller groups to move to the airport. Stop trying the doors, they don't open from the inside... For your safety.
Just relax and enjoy the ride.
>>143190369
Nanaki Village
>>143190369
We're going on a field trip.
>>143190369
>"I'm taking you all to child protective services. Kids your age shouldn't be selling themselves out like that to older men. You kiddos belong in school. Don't worry, I'll buy you all breakfast at either Denny's, iHop, or McDonald's on the way there."
>*unsheathes fedora*
>*zips up dick*
>>143190369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tTc8__lXkM
To the studio, of course.
Except Mami, she stays with me for some alone time after that clearly suggestive pose.
>>143192588
I knew I should have stayed home today.
Centralia, PA.
>>143192591
The funniest part of this is the thought that you had your dick out while talking to children and only put it away AFTER you said all that.
>>143190503
/thread
>>143192588
Is that a giant dildo?
>>143190369
Why is Mami pointing her ass at me?
>>143190369
Bedrock.
>>143190369
Waffle House
To the secret village. You all wanted to leave your old lives behind, right?
I don't know what anime this is, but the girl in the second row on the far right with the ribbon in her hair is best girl, right?
>>143190369
To a wedding chapel in Utah
>>143192843
She literally smells like a zoo.
>>143192843
You've never seen idolm@ster before?
>>143192947
Don't reply to summernewfags.
>>143190369
An old underground war bunker turned into a sex slave hideout.
>>143192843
Wrong. Back row center.
>>143192947
No.
>>143192947
Get back to drawing Berserk, Miura. And ignore summerfags.
>>143193064
>tomBOY
>best
No.
Why is Mami so lewd?
>>143192843
>didnt tag OP in his reply
>never seen idolm@ster before
>picks the worst girl in picture as his guess for best
Are summerfags even trying anymore?
>>143193185
>>didnt tag OP in his reply
Am I being tricked or do newfags actually think you are supposed to reply to the OP?
>>never seen idolm@ster before
I only watch mature anime for mature individuals such as myself, like Neon Genesis Evangelion and K-On!
>>picks the worst girl in picture as his guess for best
I think her ribbon is cute.
>>143192658
Are you going to give her private lessons?
>>143192843
yes, yes she is.
>>143193064
You're confused friend, see he picked out hibiki which is correct. Also you posted a picture of makoto instead of hibiki, which was probs a mistake as well tbhwymf.
>>143193681
Her singing needs some work, so I'm going to give her throat muscles some exercise.
>>143193863
>deepthroat increases singing skill
>sex is a full body workout that improves muscle tone/dancing ability
>taking dicks gives confidence which improves charisma/charm
>semen absorbed internally balances mood (there's legitimate science behind that)
Idol raising eroge when?
>>143190369
You will all get home by christmas!
>but of course, it was a joke
>>143194143
>whoring her out to rich businessmen and group sex raises popularity
>if you want her to stay loyal to you you have to do it the genuine way with concerts
>>143192588Happy birthday Ricchan
>>143192843
Hibiki has her share of fans, she's my friend's favorite.
>>143192942
Is correct she will literally smell like a zoo but that's because she has something like 18 exotic pets including a crocodile.
She's a latecomer in the original im@s setup (despite what some people will claim about concept art). She was first introduced in the PSP game after the original arcade game, two Xbox 360 games where Miki was introduced, and first anime and OVA had already come out. So she's not one of the original 10 or even 11 if you include Miki from the original Xbox port and even then she was only a rival. She wasn't included as a 'main' cast member until iDOLM@STER 2 a full 6 years after the original arcade game.
Who cares? While these nerds do their thing, I'm at the studio together with Kotori.
My own rape house.
Got all kinds of kinky shit in there.
>>143195104
>choosing Kotori
>>143195230
She's best girl so not choosing her makes no sense duce senpai.
They're going to a Love Live concert, of course.
>>143193064
>>143195068
>>143195230
>>143195337
I'm not falling for this bait, we all know who best girl is
>>143195433
She's fun but that does not make her best girl.
>>143190369
Is this that "Loud House" show I've been hearing about?
>>143195433
Absolutely
>>143190369
Miki kawaiiiiiii
>>143195433
Yes, we do.
We're going Angelic Howl on this motherfucker.
>>143192626
> Advertisement portrays Pokemon players as corrupt and maniacal
Well shit.
>>143190369
>>>/wsg/1148456
DEJA VU
>>143192588
More like, a field dip!
>>143194308
>whoring her out to rich businessmen and group sex raises popularity
but if it's found out the fans will stab her to death
>>143197859
MULTI-LANE DRIFTING
>>143197894
CARLOS
>>143193064
Good taste
>>143197894
God dammit, Carlos.
>>143190369
To church
Y'all bitches need jesus
>>143192417
Underrated post.
>>143199498
No worries, there's an idol for that.
>>143199546
Two, in fact.
>>143190369
I want to marry Iori purely for her family's money
>>143192417
Best answer
>>143192417
Yes indeed
>>143199878
how dare you, Iori has many wonderful features, much more than money.
>>143200300
Such as?
>>143200368
uh, her hair? i bet it's silky smooth
>>143200368
- Anal
- Forehead
- Your typical Kugimiya Rie tsundere
>>143200430
You were one post late. A knight of the Anal Queen should be more diligent.
>>143200424
Iori's shampoo is made from the tears of a thousand poor Yayois
>>143200597
There's a thousand Yayois!?!?!!?!?!?!
Sign me up for ten!
>>143199878
Like her forehead?Or ANAL
The anal idol meme is getting too old
>>143190369
Gensokyo
>>143190369
>>143200368
Her forehead.
>>143203816
Is the bus capable of flight?
>>143193064
This, tomboys are the best girls.
>>143193103
Gay
And the (You) goes to
>>143193103
>>143200368
ANAL IDOL
N
A
L
I
D
O
L
I'm leaving everyone but Takane on the fucking road.
>>143190369
Phobos. We're going on the missi- I mean, field trip to a military base on Phobos.
There have been some... err... difficulties and currently we are suffering from... personnel shortage, so we need you to come there and... umm... boost morale? That's right, boost morale. With your performance. Yeah.
Shotguns? What shotguns? Ah, those shotguns. Those are just props, of course. You are going to perform in the military base after all, haha.
>>143190369
I don't know how to tell you this, girls, but we've found out what the Puchis really are and... Huh? what's that noise? It seems to be coming from this bo-HOLY SHI~
>>143207158
OH GOD
>>143195068
>and first anime and OVA had already come out
Which one was that? I always thought the 2011 one was the first Idolmaster anime.
>>143208751Xenoglossia
>>143208890
>Xenoglossia was released before the 2011 anime
Fuck me.
>>143204137
Why is Iori always Ironman in any Idolmaster x Avengers crossovers?
>>143201780
Memes mature. They only go bad if they go mainstream. Hence by its very nature, this meme will never go bad.
Platinum Stars will be licensed, right?
>>143195433
>>143209528
She's rich.
>>143195433
> Liking girls with brain damage.
>>143209528
What's this image about
>>143190369
>bunch of girls staring directly at you
>>143210928
Play-Asia have been pretty dope lately so hopefully.
>>143211021
Tekken producer is a big Iorifag and often wears a t-shirt with her on it.
>>143190369
That little twin slut (ami or mami seriously I can't recognize who is who) on the right is already ready to take it in the ass. I'm not taking you anywhere, I'm taking you right here! With my cock.
[x] Anal queen
[x] Anal sister
[x] Sleepy rape
[x] Children molestation
[x] Flat fuck
[x] tomBoy bushing
>>143208751
There is also an anime called The idolm@ster Live For You released in 2008 where the girls try to reach a concert in time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbnyppAKxqA
>>143193064
tomboys are for homos in denial.
>hurr i want to fuck a boy
>but it would be gay if I touch a dick!
>what about... a boy with a vagina instead?
>*applause from fags in denial*
>Greatest idea ever.
>>143211343
le retard logic
Back to 9gag friend.
>>143209528
Because she's the richest among them
>>143190369
to the aquarium, visiting the dolphins
>>143199546
>>143199636
>idolatry
I'm not certain whether crusader-kun will be pacified by that
