Why are these two so fucking gay?
>>143144238
What an alpha.
>>143144183
>an OP that can use his Shift key
Off to a good start.
Piyotan's piyotans
>>143143503
Has anybody got a webm of the original Vince McMahon complication from the TV series? It was on Youtube but that too appears to have been taken down.
>>143144430
*compilation
>>143144587
Preserve Erika!
>>143144430
https://a.pomf.cat/ojkrgt.webm
>>143144430
It's in that non-exhaustive list of webms: http://pastebin.com/gHTYbucc
I want Shiho to be my mom tonight
Whenever a thread dies, I just keep refreshing the catalog until I see a new one.
What have I become?
>>143144743
A circlejerker.
Sorry, Slowpoke here, but
>>143140345
Is that Panzer III commander in the background behind Jagdpanther-chan? Was she demoted to simple crew member for her failure to stay behind the Maus? Or did they simply not find enough volunteers to transfer to Oarai to fill every position with the person who's usually doing it?
>>143144743
You have almost ascended, anon. All you need now is a script that auto-refreshes the catalog every minute and searches for GuP threads using a collection of keywords.
>>143144743
One of us...
One of us...
How many of you guys throw your money at the series? I personally have 2 character figures, 1 tank resin model, the collectors edition of the movie (despite not knowing ching chong), the series on DVD, the series on blu-ray (it was a gift after I got the DVD), a 4 pens from the movie, a bunch of random garbage that I Bought the solely becuase of Anchovy being on them, and 6 packs of the sleeves for TCGs
>>143144849
>tfw I non-ironically have this
Help
>>143144880
Psycho miho does things to me.
>>143144667
Somebody should really mix an musical track from the anime over that like what was done with the movie version. The disparate audio from scene to reaction to scene doesn't really work.
How are we going to make S2 happen, guys?
>>143145033
Who is responsible for this disaster?
Miho can't draw shit.
>>143145033
I want to pose for Saori like one of her french boys!
>>143145033
>you will never draw Saori like on of your french girls
Suffering.
>>143145026
Mass suicide
>>143145033
>>143144924
No, you help me.
Share script.
>>143144741
>Not wanting to be her husband for the rest of your lives
>>143145125
I'll get the pre-suicide kool-aid!
>>143145125
That's your answer to everything!
>>143144183
Superior pairing.
>>143144914
I have models of all the Ooarai tanks as well as the movie collector's edition. I do know chingchong runes, though.
>>143145155
Posting from my phone, will probably post it when I get home.
>>143145110
How do you know?
>>143145118
What's stopping you?
>>143145236
Thank you anon.
Though probably making threads myself would be easier on the rare times we go a few minutes without one.
>>143145110
Didn't she have a tank catalog/diary with a bunch of pretty good sketches?
>>143144914
I wish I could, as it stands I might just buy a model kit and try and paint it to one of the colour schemes in the show
>>143145033
STOP IT GUP
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS
>>143145026
Employing the power of happinessso we need to remove Erika since she can't be happy
>>143144849
Filters and Auto Refresh add-on.
>>143145033
Wait, is this official art?
>>143145355
You should probably add /ak/
Why aren't sisters allowed to love each other as family and not be gay?
REMINDER: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BUY SAORI A GIFT
>>143145236
She's wearing the eyepatch over the eyepatch, what a cutie
>Maho: cold tuna
>Miho: autistic shit with sinister intentions
I literally can't care about any Nishizumi other than Shiho.
>>143145484
*vr set, fuck i'm retarded
>>143145508
You are way, way too drunk on memes.
Miho is not a girl with sinister intentions at all.
>>143145239
BDs short extra. Said that one thing Miho is bad at is arts.
>>143145508
But Shiho is an cold autistic tuna
What happened with WWII in the cup universe?
>>143145508
W-where is Chiyo's right hand going?
>>143145558
Maybe but I can't not imagine that she's trying to use anyone and anything to get her goal and she has that passive aggressive vibe too.
>>143145591
No real change. It happened.
>>143145591
It was fought by girls
>>143144655
I second this.
>>143145604
She's just squeezing Shiho's ass.
>>143145591
Saki deleted it.
>>143145622
Did you watch a different show to the rest of us?
>>143145458
>Implying that me impregnating her isn't her birthday present
>>143145118
That would be Eclairs job, anon.
>>143145591
Pic related.Or at least that's how things were until Saki intervened and created a world without suffering.
>>143145682
Don't believe that innocent face.
>>143145296
That was drawn by Yukari in full autism mode.
>>143145622
Anon, she literally gets kicked out of her house for being too nice. That's the big conflict of the show, that she refuses to be a prick like Shiho wants her to be. I think you need to rewatch the show
Don't lewd my imouto
>>143144958
Are there more of those?
>>143145622
Nigger are you on drugs?
>>143145685
>tfw Saori's birthday is 4 days after mine
Fuck
>>143145350
She can, she just needs Maho for that.
>>143145797
>tfw my birthday is the same as Saori
First anime character I've seen with a June 22. No wonder she's so energetic, being born on the summer solstice
>>143145797
Don't worry, I'll be more than happy to impregnate you too,
Anyone know if this: http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=FIGURE-019921&page=top is a finished model or model kit?
Looks like finished to me, but I wanted to be sure.
>>143144914
I want to buy the film on Blu-ray, but I cannot find it anywhere (and by anywhere I mean Ebay,Crunchyrolland Amazon). But, because of the series I spent a lot of money on model tanks.
>>143145797
>>143145892
I don't think I know an anime character with June 14, but it's okay it's also the god emperors birthday
>>143145797
>tfw Yukari's brithday is 3 days before mine
>>143145944
There should be more like this. Like Darj putting jam and sloppily fried green tomatoes in Kay's hamburger.
>>143145921
>Specifications
>Pre-painted Figure
At most you'll just be inserting a few pegs into slots.
>>143145922
If you want the film on blu-ray go to amazon Japan. You probably already know this but just in case, it doesn't have English subtitles
>>143145921
I assume it will be a solid hunk of plastic that you can snap some extra parts and decals on, like the figma version.
>>143146055
Yeah, I noticed that after posting. My mistake.
>>143146079
Will purchase then unless anyone ITT has bad experience with the prepainted types.
>>143145845
But Maho already found someone better
>>143145948
My nigga.
>>143146126
Do you already own all five nendos?
It's not going to look good by itself.
>>143146177
I think it looks neat as a little tank.
>>143146173
It feels A LOT better than you'd think
>>143146146
These two make me feel all wobbly in the pants.
>>143145921
Why would you not want to make and paint your model?
I want to tame Smug-chan!
>>143145752
I wonder just how much Shiho expects of Miho. Maho is set to inherit the Nishizumi school, but does that mean Miho's only expected to follow the family line and that's about it?
>>143146289
I still don't get the appeal
tanks, planes,boats all got their spotlight. Why don't i ever see submarines in anime?
>>143146200
>little tank.
I want Shizuka to milk me dry like a cow!
>>143146200
Just get a 1/35 scale kit, it's way cheaper and you'll have more fun putting it together.
The only reason to buy the Figma/Nendo tanks is the special hatches that let you display them with the figures.
>>143145591
It seems like it was the same as our world, at least on land. They never really come out and say it, but it's hard to imagine the Pacific theater being unaffected by the existence of academy-ship tech.
>>143146146
Oh? Consider what will happen next day:
Erika: Maho wakes up, sees Erika cuddled to her, alternatively Erika wakes her up and brings breakfast
Mika: Maho wakes up, realizes that Mika, the interior of her room and her clothes have diappeared.
>>143146298
I can't paint for shit. I can't even cut properly with scissors. I'm absolutely useless at craft stuff.
>>143146369
The 1/35 looks significantly worse as a finished product, in my opinion.
>>143146337
Because wanting to see a shaft full of seamen is pretty gay.
>>143146337
>planes
When?
>>143144743
>wasting this time what could be used on rewatching GuP or reading it's manga.
>>143144830
>Or did they simply not find enough volunteers to transfer to Oarai to fill every position with the person who's usually doing it?
Likely this.Remember, the trick involved a temporary transfer, which requires paperwork, hassles...
Makes you think about how devoted to their friends and their sport the Bakas are, right?
>>143146437The Wind Rises
>>143146336
Smoking hot older sisters. Contrasts warm seductive Mika with cold serious Maho. Plus the idea of two tough serious leaders going at it is hot.
![[AK] Girls und Panzer - 02 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_18.56_[2016.06.22_00.03.03].png](https://i.imgur.com/pmPOIJh.jpg "[AK] Girls und Panzer - 02 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_18.56_[2016.06.22_00.03.03].png")
>>143145921
>Ausf. H
Panzer IV-san looked the best at the start.
No ugly paint or side skirts like the H model and no stupid looking muzzle like the F2 model.
I also really like the painted on school symbol from before the club got canceled.
>>143145355
>Panzer
>Girls und
>GuP
>/ak/
>>143146489
>not cute girls flying planes in competitive dog fights to save their school
I mean, it's okay I guess.
>>143146484
I thought the recoilless rifle on a scooter thing was from Italy.
>>143146444
Jokes on you, I just finished reading a few chapters of MLLSD
>>143146408
Tanks are literally the easiest kind of model to paint, you just spray the hull one color, and then do the roadwheels and tracks. With spray cans you don't even have to worry about holding a brush steady.
Buy whatever you want, but I'd much rather challenge myself and save some money at the same time.
>>143146507
>schurzen
>ugly
Fight me right now.
>>143146507
Yeah, but it is sold out.
>>143146437
macross
>>143146552
And?
>>143146317
Learn her name first.
>>143146622
her name is smug hat-chan
>>143146622
it was corrcet
>>143146505
But that would kill two styles at the same time
>>143146489
Fuck off Keith, your a shit.
>>143145797
oh my god her twintail really was a wig!
>>143146579
>no washes
>no drybrushing
>no pigments
That's easy as hell too, and improves the look of a model tenfold!
>>143146552
Italian designed bike, built in France, fitted with an American gun.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespa_150_TAP
>>143146664
I want Darj to sit on me.
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_00.48.46_[2016.06.21_18.14.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SHYnWuP.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_00.48.46_[2016.06.21_18.14.57].jpg")
>>143144183
I don't remember Maho being so stacked before in the show.
>>143146751
I want Darjeeling to sit on my face. I'd like for most of the Guppies to sit on my face, though.
>>143146664
I can't stop looking at this.
>>143146664
I'd pay for a version where she looks back so I can see her face.
But dear god this image is perfect. I can almost feel that silky warmthness on my face that is her sweet buttcheeck rubbing on my face.
>>143146690
Fuck, you're right
>>143146693THINYOURPAINTS
>>143146793
With or without pantyhose, that is the question.
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_00.49.15_[2016.06.21_18.18.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WjHoQt9.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_00.49.15_[2016.06.21_18.18.42].jpg")
>>143146770
Or is my memory just bad?
>>143146690
>>143146896
What's Anchovy looking for?
>>143146878
With pantyhose first. You need to enjoy the warm, musky stuffiness of her sweaty pantyhose before you indulge yourself in her bare bottom.
Reminder to never go full Miho in real life, for you just can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wl0DDoP5bo
>>143146579
Everyone with taste knows that late Ausf.G is the best Panzer IV.
>solid 8cm front
>L/48 gun
>single piece cupola lid
>unnecessary periscopes removed
>no ugly skirts to get torn off by brushery
>>143146870
And don't forgetWEAHTHERING KITS
Even this homeless, disowned hobo can have two lolis for herself. What's your excuse for having none of your own?
>>143146926
They were never really consistent
See the update Momo got in the OVA.
>>143146967
Why is Russia such a sad joke?
>>143147011
I don't have Finnish magicks.
>>143146972
With you on every point but the last.
>>143145797
>>143146849
>>143146926
Yeah, MLLSD is *totally* a non-canon gag mangaThe tears of RWfags are sweet as nectar
>>143146993
Also, never mix scales.
Except you want to interrogate Yukari.
Can S2 GuP feature Anglerfish taking on Armata in the tank biathlon? It's already this unfair in the movie, so why not go all the way and pit Ooarai against tank crews of professional standing armies straight away?
>>143146926
Pepperoni really is the best.
>>143146878
With pantyhose, but no panties.
>>143147113
Someone post the comic please
>>143146972
>implying the PzKpfw III Ausf. J isn't the sexiest tank ever made
>>143147126
>S2 GuP
Anyone able to translate this one?
>>143147113
But kitbashing is fun.
>>143147067
>>143147181
>no powered turret traverse
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_00.39.05_[2016.05.28_20.52.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1uHPMBP.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_00.39.05_[2016.05.28_20.52.57].jpg")
I want to sniff, lick, and worship Saori's plump bottom.
>>143147126
Eternal reminder that America sent two teams, and both were pathetic failures
>>143147180
Despair.
>>143147214
I think you're mistaking it for the Pz.IV J, anon.
>>143147180
>>143147249
Thanks Yukari
>>143147240
Don't sexualize the slut, anon.
>>143147252
I want tofind out if my free ticket to the tank museum in Munster is still validwith Yukari!
>>143147062
>zimmerit
Why would you spend resources on preventing a weapon that your enemy doesn't even use?
I can't possibly be the only one here who really doesn't like rabu rabu. It's not why I love GuP and it doesn't help me connect with the characters in anyway. It makes them something else that I don't appreciate. Honestly half the time it feels like it's completely different characters or the same characters with 1000% lesbianism added to the. I could probably go as far as saying I hate to rabu rabu actually
>>143147372Because it's cool.
>>143147372
That's why they stopped it later.
That and because it added considerable weight.
>>143147242
That wasn't tank biathlon; it was a NATO tank competition that US Forces Europe set up.
Still, the US Army teams were both outclassed by not just other nations, but the US National Guard team as well. It shows how little the Army actually cares about tank training anymore.
>>143147390
I'm just in it for Darjeeling antics. She's easily the best thing about the series, and I think that may actually have something to do with the fact that we know so little about canon Darjeeling that Rabu Rabu Darjeeling could be the same person (the movie St. Gloriana drama CD certainly seemed to give that indication).
>>143147505
>the movie St. Gloriana drama CD certainly seemed to give that indication
What, her being a huge cunt?
>>143147499
Whereas comparatively the Germans seem to invest only in their tanks and little else.
>>143147460
Yukari should be ,,Mihosexual" instead of lesbian. Same thing for Eclair, who is Nishizumisexual.
>>143147390
It's shit.
>>143147575
Falli here, can confirm
>>143147549
Teasing your juniors doesn't make you a cunt.
She even said some really nice stuff about Rosehip at the end, which pretty much mirrored my reasons for liking her.
>>143146770
>>143146910
Your memory is awful. This is official art from before the movie.
>>143147549
That's a bit harsh.
>>143147655
Why does Rosehip have man-shoulders? Does she play rugby?
Maho is my wife
>>143147718
Fighting the Paki rape gangs off
>OP is a meme post.
I guess this is a meme GuP thread. Goodbye anons.
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_00.48.56_[2016.06.21_18.17.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iqesh0H.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_00.48.56_[2016.06.21_18.17.06].jpg")
>>143147666
To be fair senpai, I haven't watched the show in like 3 years.
I want to hug Erika!
>>143147655
That squat looks decidedly Slavic.
>>143147761
>meme post
>meme
The word has officially lost all meaning. Congratulations.
>>143147581
that chart is bullshit, the horizontal one was much better
>>143147666
>>143147835
>super siscon maho isnt a meme.
>>143147761
You won't be missed.
>>143147813
She's tying her shoes. Her heel isn't even touching the ground.
>>143147845
But both are bullshit anon.
>Leopon
>male lion
>lesbian
>Pepperoni
>My wife
>lesbian
>>143147845
If "ALWAYS at your side"-Fondue is not a girl stalker, who is?
>>143147845
That version is fucking ancient.
>>143147718
Not even close to being the manliest gup.
I want to bully Erika!Only until she learns her lesson and becomes a good girl
>>143147948
I'm fully and sadky aware, Anon. That's my point. That was the last good one.
>>143147915
Obviously Leopon is a lesbian lion trapped in a man-lion's body
>>143147987
*sadly
>>143147981
Some serious words from Maho may have the same effect.
What's happening in this image?
>>143147981
I don't talk to my wife like that!
>>143148044
"Just so you know, Blonde Miho, I'm not a homosexual. Now get your shit together, and then come join me for a shower".
Problem solved.
>>143148089
>eyy bae u so hot u need an extinguisherplease end me
>>143148140
>blonde miho
smugerikaeatingmeat.png
>>143147847
>>143147769
>>143147666
>>143147575
>>143147494
>>143146910
>>143146770
I want to paizuri Maho.
>>143148072They will never crew a tank together.;_;
but of course
>>143148140
"Next night i want at least two times that stamina, understood?"
>>143147948
So how about we just update it?
You are all invited to anon and Maho's wedding this saturday. Bring gifts.
>>143148335
You're welcome to do so if you wish, but we already have a fully updated vertical version.
>>143148335
Isn't that the point of the vertical one.
It's time to free the shit out of this thread.
>>143148267
Yo, spoiler that shit, what is this, /h/?
>>143148335
Why update bait?
>>143148354
Would she like a big red ribbon?
>>143148401
>>143148401
Yes
>>143148430
To make it tastier?
>>143148475
Make Saori a lesbian.
Since Erika is a year younger than Maho, would she have been classmates with Miho before Miho left KMM?
>>143148386
And we get back to the vertical one being shit
>>143148496
>implying she isn't already one
All that talk about boys is just overcompensation
>>143148565
Obviously. She's the dykiest lesbian in the world.
>>143148435
Go back with Nobita
>>143148565
>>143148459
>that pic
Wow, they're literally made for each other. Yukari and Miho I mean
>>143148155
I think it was actually good.
>>143148632
Yukari only has eyes for tanks.
>>143148627
She's pretty lesbian too.
Takashi is probably a girl.
>>143148694
And Miho
>>143148726
Well, he is now
>>143148694
That's why Miho's attire includes a tank top, baka.
The writters thought of everything.
The only non-lesbian is Nonna.
>Why did you reject her, anon? Who is your current gf?
Stop gayposting, the guppies are all straight.
>>143148819
Those are tears of joy because of the wedding gift ring I just gave her.
>>143148401
Does Kay prefer condoms or does she like going all natural?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A4kkij%C3%A4rven_polkka
>During the Continuation War, the Finnish Army discovered that the retreating Soviets had scattered radio-controlled mines throughout the re-captured city of Viipuri. These mines were set off when a three-note chord was played on the frequency the radio was tuned to, causing three tuning forks (of which each mine had a unique combination) to vibrate at once.
>Once the Army and Yleisradio experts discovered how the mines worked, an Yleisradio mobile transmitter was brought to Viipuri, and Vesterinen's recording of the polka was played on the same frequencies the mines used. They played the song continuously from August 1941 until 2 February 1942, about 1,500 times.
This explains a few things.
Is Duce the only choice if you want to marry a garupan?
>>143148788
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
>>143148862
Why would you gift my wife a wedding ring?
