Can an elf and human be together?
>>143135152
They don't look too far from each other.
I wouldn't recommend it.
>>143135152
they can even breed so i think it's a yes
>>143135152
The elf's only purpose is to be used as onaholes for orcs.
>>143136970
>Orcs and Elves can't breed
I call bullshit
>>143137171
It's not a japanese setting.
>>143137124
Elves are for human use.
Can you fuck your pet? Same reason.
>>143136970
Is this from the book of erotic fantasies?
>>143137171
thinking that they can breed it's bullshit for me, beside the fact that it's erotic as fuck doesn't make sense and, again it's not a japanese setting
>>143137284
yep
>>143136970
Dragons can literally breed with anything, even gnomes. I guess they can't have conventional sex to impregnate though. A dead gnome can't give birth
>>143135152
If they can be together? Sure.
If they can actually be together for any reasonable period of time? No. All humans are afflicted with a disease called short lifespan, thus they will be separated early, and she'll be heartbroken for the rest of her life.
>>143137252
>She was supposed to be a dark elf according to preliminary sketches
I still cry thinking about what could have been
>>143137188
>>143137286
My headcanon tells me Orcs cannot breed with their own race, so they have to rape the females of other races to reproduce.
>>143137364
>my headcanon
Because reading is hard, isn't it?
>>143137351
>you will never heal the broken heart of a widow elf
>>143137252
Seravee is love.
>>143137286
Why cant they? They both have humanoid appearance.
>>143137341
that's becouse dragons are mytholigical/magical creatures so they can breed with anything, check the "no" legend, it says that they can't crossbreed without the use of magic
>>143137387
Reading is for faggots
>>143137398
>orcs look humanoid
again, don't think in a japanese setting
>>143135152
I would hope so.
>>143137359
>she'd been a filthy darkie
Thank gods they came to their senses
>>143137398
The only reason why they can breed is because they did it really really rarely in Tolkiens books and then everyone copied it without thinking why and without thinking of the consquences.
>>143137448
Bipedal is humanoid.
>>143137497
no is not bro
>>143137448
Which orc are you talking about?
From hentai to mmorpg to folklores, they look similar
>>143137488
My boner says yes. Which is freak since my cock should not be talking.
>>143137392
>>143137603
They certainly don't. Just compare japanese pig-orcs to Tolkiens goblins.
>>143137603
A painting can be human-like and still unfit for breeding.
>>143137642
They look similar in term of the humanoid shape. 2 legs, 2 arm, 1 head has ability to walk on two foots. And goblins? Orc isnt goblin. come on just accept it, orc does look humanoid so why cant they fuck an elves?
>>143135152
Yes. Elves and humans can always live together.
>>143137723
Humans and apes can't crossbreed either.
>>143137644
So how do orc breed? giving off spores? Budding? I cant think any other method aside what humans are doing right now.
>>143137809
Depends on the orc. Tolkien orcs are basically born by torturing elves.
>>143137723
I said Tolkiens goblins, which are synonymous with orcs in his work. I brough them up to show that those smaller, weaker orcs are one of the extreme spectrum orcs can life on.
And we are dealing with fantasy creatures here. I really can't stand it when someone brings up biological reasons for creatures made by gods, made out of magic.
And last, what this guy said.
>>143137781
>>143137781
And please explain how the fuck can human breed with orc while elf (who can breed with human) cant breed with orc? Is there somekind of magic that deny the process of fertilization? Doesnt make any sense.
>>143137809
Most of the time, they breed with female orcs.
>>143137886
>And please explain how the fuck can human breed with orc while elf (who can breed with human) cant breed with orc?
Humans are closer to orcs genetically than elves are.Also, there is a growing minority of people who say that halforcs and halfelves should be impotent.
>>143137958
Thats the reason i need, thank you.
Anyway in my animu, they can. Atleast in my hentai.
>>143137627
You should always give your dick what it wants.
http://exhentai.org/g/665271/2728b4d693/
>>143137958
>half-orcs and half-elves are mules
Whelp now I got reminded of Half-Ogre Island.
elves are for raep
>>143138122
And rap is for /mu/.
>>143138122
>/a/ prides itself on being one of the best and most elitist boards
>becomes a bunch of meme-spouting retards as soon as elves come up
You don't deserve good elf threads.
These threads are on par with "I want to [x] [y]s [z]!" anyway, so I don't know why it doesn't get deleted.
>>143137252
>playing Kamidori for the girls
>>143137809
This>>143137892
With female orcs. They breed just like us humans.
>>143135152
Elves are longer lived, naturally more gifted, and have civilizations that have existed since before the dawn of men.
Somehow though humans are always smarter, stronger, and more technologically advanced than elves.
You'd think that a race of humanoids that don't die from old age would have an overpopulation issue but somehow humans outnumber the elves by a massive margin.
>>143138299
What else? The game?
>>143138432
Another thing that writers have adopted from Tolkien without thinking things through.
>>143138432
That's because elf-boss truncates your ears if you don't share his taste in wine.
>>143138498
Of course, Eushully's porn sucks but the gameplay is amazing.
>>143138432
>You'd think that a race of humanoids that don't die from old age would have an overpopulation issue but somehow humans outnumber the elves by a massive margin.
That's because they don't make a lot of kids, maybe one child by couple. Unlike us humans, especially poor humans who are baby-making machines.
I'm pretty sure that elves don't like sex as much as the others races do.
>>143137856
Tolkien has Orcs and Goblins retard.
>>143138627
>Tolkien explained in a note at the start of The Hobbit that he was using English to represent the languages used by the characters, and that goblin (or hobgoblin for the larger kind) was the English translation he was using for the word Orc, which (he wrote) is the hobbits' form of the name for them. Tolkien used the term goblin extensively in The Hobbit, and also occasionally in The Lord of the Rings, as when the Uruk-hai of Isengard are first described: "four goblin-soldiers of greater stature".
>>143138627
Orcs and Goblins are the same thing in Tolkien. The movies just goof that one line, I see you are a movieonlyfag.
>>143138766
Inplying I remwmber every line from a series of long winded books I read fucking 12 years ago.
>>143138765
So Orcs are just Goblins, but Goblins are alao just Orcs.
>>143135152
Does a round peg fit in a round hole?
>>143138845
>long winded
HAHA ohh wow. You dont read much do you.
>>143138845
It's okay if you forget things, but not to be a bitch about it.
>>143138887
I read all the time.
Tolkien is just slightly behind Robert Jordan in the "Yes, okay, I get it fucking let's move on," department.
>>143138916
Hobbits are dumb fags, and them calling Orc's Goblins don't mean shit.
Why are the best orcs from Elder Scrolls?
>>143139486
Orks are kinda dull in comparision to the rest of the races in Elder Scrolls, tho. Like "they were once eleves, but got perverted into their current forms" is Tolkein, direct.
>>143139486
You mean Warhammer
>>143137392
>You will never comfort your elf mother after your father's passing from the world
>You will never remind your elf mother of your father's younger face as she see you
>You will never make her relieve her memories of your father as you fucking her
I'm surprised no elf/half elf /ss/ incest doujin around, considering the scenario is a perfect set up for that.
>>143135152
yeah because my dick says yes
>>143137632
Stop. Don't do this.
>>143135152
Yes they absolutely can. It is the purest of unions.
