>man is almost a wizard
but is he beta?
>>143035809
It's surprising that he hasn't got laid yet, given the amount of ladies after his cock. Maybe he's waiting for the best girl to come of age.
>>143035809
>Onizuka is a 22 year old virgin
>Haha, what a loser!
>Realize I'm a 23 year old virgin
>>143039130
I'm in the same boat too, anon.
>>143039285
>>143039130
>u are not a manga character so you age who would have thought
>>143039130
>mfw I will turn 22 this year
>mfw I don't even have a degree
>>143039130
>Remember when i watched GTO for the first time
>Was 20 at that time
>Said i'm only 3 years behind him
>I'm 29 now
mad I got laid cuz now me and Onizuka don't share anything in common anymore
>>143039829
>29
Bear with it a bit more, you're almost there
>>143043214
PROTIP: the only wizardly power you get is the power to become fat.
>>143043683
.trip.fag
That's not a trip you filthy newfag.
>>143039792
>21 years old virgin
>promise to myself that if i cant get laid before i turn 22 ill hire a hooker
>turn 22 still a virgin and didnt have tje balls for the hooker thing
> end up having sex like 3 days after i turned 22 for some reason
It was weird to be honest, I wanted to have sex to stop being a virgin rather than for the sex itself, absolutly nothing changed and It wasnt anything out of this world, the really cool thing about it thougj is that I dont feel out of place when people talk about sex anymore, that alone was worth more than the sex itself.
>can't even become a wizard because my friend took me to a hooker when I was 22 and drunk
>it was so shit I didn't feel anything
>the girl took a call while I was fucking her because she got so bored
>didn't even come so had to fake an orgasm
Reminder not to give away your wizard powers, sex is the most overrated thing ever.