>she walks in
>smacks your ass so hard it turns sideways
What would /a/ do?
>>142942017
is this canon?
>>142942017
Get mai waifu to beat her up
>>142942017
she's a big guy
>>142942017
Ask her to peg me..
[x] Genuflect
>>142942017
Take corrective action
>>142942017
Ask her to take responsibility.
>>142942017
lube my anus and assume position
>>142942017
Keep turning to dissipate all that momentum, then turn to her and fuck her in the mouth.
>>142942017
>>142942069
>>142942017
Perceive it as a mating call and fuck her in the ass.
>>142942053
I wish. She'd be much more interesting if she was HxH Bisky.
>>142942017
I pop a cap in that bitch with my problem solver.
>>142942017
Make her smack again until my ass is the right way around.
Then, present boipussy.
>>142942017
shit sideways for the rest of my life, I guess.
>>142942017
I turn to her the other cheek also, as a proper catholic and a masochist.
>>142942017
Demand her that I want to kiss and lick her muscle abs.
>>142942017
Proceed into having sex with her.
>>142942053
Its canon that in some point of her life she became a muscle mage.
>>142944171
We are brothers now
>>142944749
Indeed
>>142942818
Same bruh