You are given the chance to make your waifu real! All you have to do is cook a meal that satisfies your waifu.
Here's the catch: unfortunately your waifu now has the God Tongue like pic related and therefore it's a rather high hurdle. What will you cook for her?
Hard mode: no FREEDOMS
>>142784707
My sperm after I eat high class food for several weeks.
>>142784707
>make your waifu real!
No. Fuck off.
Her value lies in her non-real nature.
>>142784707
Make something so horrible and strongly flavored that it breaks her mind.
>>142784707
Erina IS my waifu.
Steak, because it is the most delicious simple dish in the world.
salt, pepper, butter, and onions.
Just make sure you don't go higher than medium rare and get a good cut.
>>142784925
>mindbreaking your waifu
Anon please
Never cooked a meal. Then again, I only eat raw food.
Apple pie.
>>142784707
But my waifu's taste is explicitly cheap crap.
>>142789085
You're going to have to do a lot of work aging the grease and getting just the right mixture of cleaning product residue into the food.
>>142785487
It can't be helped. She's going to get a one-way ticket to Flavortown.
>>142784707
Top ramen
>>142784707
Goodness no! Why would any anon want to curse their waifu with a third dimension?
