Who would win in a fight, Nibutani Shinka or the average /a/non?
no one would stand a chance against those claws
The average anon.
However, the average anon would probably let her win.
Shinka
>>142721308
Since the average anon is more than likely a spooky skeleton manlet/lanklet, I bet Shinka.
Her thickness alone would doom most anons.
I however would emerge victorious. She might deal me some damage but I could more than take it and one mighty blow from me is all it would take.
>>142721308
Remove clip. And watch as she crumbles like sand.
>>142721308
I have a dog, so Shinka would probably just surrender and fall on her knees.
>>142721308
I'd wrestle fuck her into submission
She has access to cartoon physics so no normal person would stand a chance.
>>142721308
Depends if the fight is sexual in nature.
>>142722276
It can be if you're winning
>>142722512
Or losing.
Third season never
She'll have no defense for the secret weapon in my pants. She will lose and then be tenderly loved. Afterwards there will be cuddling and hand holding.
>>142722561
Hue
>>142722599
Thank god.
>>142722647
How about her own OVA then?
>>142722671
If it's lewd enough.
Nibutani Shinka
>Age: 16
>Height: 165 cm
>Weight: 57 kg
me
>Age: 28
>Height: 182 cm
>Weight: 107 kg
I have no fucking chance
>>142721308
I'd let her beat me up, but gently. I'd enjoy it.
>>142722599
Chuuni has the most animated content out of all KyoAni stuff, I want another season too but I'm fine if there's destined to not be another
>>142722756
Gonna need a source on those stats, but if true, she's the same height as me and 5kg heavier.
>>142722756
Nigga you fat.
>>142721308
I Have 25cm and 30kg on her, that means choke-out in 4 seconds and rape in 7 or 10, depending on whether I wear a belt or not.
>>142722866
>>142722866
A-are you hungry?
>>142722888
>you only weight more when you fat
Can't say I'm Schwarzenegger in his prime but ok
>>142723012
You have obesity tier BMI.
Shinka wins
i submit and let her rape me until her vagina is satisfied
>>142721308
The average anon is a skeleton or a loli, she would crush them both with those thighs.
>>142723048
Jokes on you Shinka has a dick.
>>142722888
Trips of truth
>>142722934
Thanks.
>>142722998
Nope, justspooky
>>142722934
Dat ass too fat.
>>142723120
So anon, can you beat her in a fight?
>>142723101
Drawfags should make it happen.
>>142723022
According to you this dude have extreme obesity with 42.4 BMI
>>142723246
Hey, I don't make the rules.
>>142723192
Not a chance in hell.Which is just fine by me.
>>142723103
Only one? I have it on good word that Shinka has at least seven, three of which are horse dicks.
It's also rumored that her center dick ejaculates fire and/or acid.
>>142722756
That is incredibly heavy for a girl with that height, no?
>>142723295
That's fucking bullshit and you know it.
The center dick ejaculates solid steel.
>>142721308
she just flash me her panties and tits and i'll K.O
>>142723326
She has normal BMI
Sanae Dekomori
>Age: 15
>Height: 143 cm
>Weight: 45 kg
Rika Takanashi
>Age: 16
>Height: 150 cm
>Weight: 47 kg
Kumin Tsuyuri
>Age : 17
>Height: 154 cm
>Weight: 54 kg
Yuuta Togashi
>Age: 16
>Height: 169.8 cm
>Weight: 60 kg
>>142723326
BMI of 21
Perfectly healthy weight
I wonder how that hyper fat anon from before is doing
>>142723676
Why did you have to remind me
>>142723676
Did I miss something good?
>>142723676
>>142723903
not really, just some guy shitposting about being like 400+ pounds in a previous shinka beating up anons thread. pretty much just bait blown out of proportion
>>142723999
The amount of people that fell for it was insane.
>>142723999
>>142724072
What if it wasn't bait?
>>142722064
The average anon is a fatass actually.
>>142724729
I wan't to believe this is accurate but for some reason the environment and anonymity makes me question these results.
But if we are not pessimistic, the results pretty much correlate with the images I had of the boards except
>/b/: average age 18
>>142725061
I'd like to see more data, there's only so much information you can get from averages.
>>142724729
>6", 229lbs, 31.1, will not become a wizard, 28
On my defence it's thanks to my manual slave work of stacking boxes araging from 40lbs to almost 100lbs for 4 years.
>>142725061
I want to see what percentage of this were underage bans of all the boards.
>>142721308
I would suplex-rape her.
It's a pretty hard position but i have confidence in myself.
>>142724729
Wow is everyone on 4chan a manlet?
>>142723520
143 cm
Is she the most petite kyoani?
>>142721308
6'6, 85kg. I would probably just put my hand on her forehead and be like "no"
>>142721308
i would probably let her win.
>>142721308
Even if I could take her, I'm very strongly in the "let her win anyways" crowd.
>>142721308
The average /a/non would chicken out, big-time.
>>142721308
Dont want to hurt her, as long as i can pin her down and she cant get me in the balls or break my nose i (and most males) should be fine.
>>142726939
Now you know why everyone is always mad.
Have to compensate for something.
Well I guess I got a 15cm/20kg advantage, but I'd let her try to wrassle me without resistance because it'd get me off.
I don't quite understand why she has such a cult following. Compared to other girls that /a/ fanwanks over like Kobeni, Shinka really has nothing going on. Even as far Kyoani girls go, her designs are pretty meh.
Explain this to me, /a/.
>>142731163
>Shinka really has nothing going on
>>142731163
You're gay
I want to kidnap Deko and have Shinka come to her lovers rescue and beat me black and blue in the process.
>>142721308
Can i rape her?
>>142724729
That's kinda old, someone needs to make a new one.
>>142731272
>>142731323
If you remove her personality she's just sloppily designed and average. Only thing that strikes unique in her design is the hairclip, and considering if that's the selling point, I don't see why I wouldn't fap to any other of the hundreds and thousands of similar girls.
>>142731480
I'm in love with Dekomori too!
>>142732147
If I could fuck Shinka's personality I would but I can't so I'll settle with her body
>>142732502
Would you fuck a rikka if she has that personality?
