Precure thread
>>142594146
>licking armpits
Gross
>>142594203
>Thread falls off the board at 150 posts
>I know, let's immediately go make a new one!
>>142594203
That is some pleb taste you have there, anon.
>>142594203
Spotted the footfag.
Mirai is the cutest girl in the whole world!
The theme/motif of the last movie/video game you watched/played is now the theme of the new Precure. How good is it?
>>142594203
>>142597025Mortal Kombat.Nothing changes.
We lewd now ?
>>142597414
Precure fighting game when?
Never seen even one episode of any Precure series but I have like 5 GB of porn from it
>>142597836
>only 5 GB
OL cures when?
>>142597025
>Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition
Fantasy RPG setting where the bad guys are mostly winning a war already. There's 4 cures that fill traditional RPG roles between them. Keep it traditional probably rather than doing some weird mixed build stuff, or make it a comedy and have them all playing retarded builds. They have to navigate trap puzzles and solve mysteries and fight scary monsters, at first just because they're do-gooders, but along the way they learn about mysterious stones that grant them power. Once they get enough of these Diva Stones, they can transform into idols. Their songs can warm the hearts of previously invulnerable upper-tier baddies.
We're going lewd again, huh?
>>142598369
Is it seriously the same designer? The designs for the Dokis are absolutely beautiful, and yet the Suites are ugly as sin.
>>142598710Sasuga~!
>>142598457
Terrible opinions.
>>142598419
Where are you getting these wonderful gifs?
I'm glad this general will never die
All smiles.
>>142599735
Would you rather not have a constant general?
>>142597025
Uh well, the movie starts with naked Rikka emerging from some sort of globe. She is sent from the future by Jikochus to terminate not-yet-cure Mana. At the same time brainwashed Bel was sent back in time too to stop her from doing so after getting some cool sunglasses and lolipop.
What is Precure and why should I care about it?
Precure makes me precum.
>>142601580
Precure is many things to many people.
>>142599414
Use the idqb link. If that doesn't have it, you can always do a google image search or sauceNao from there.
>>142601580
20min long add for porn.
>>142601580
MiraRiko is a miracle of the Precureverse
>>142597729
If it has Precure fighting evil and solving disputes by talking honestly about your feelings hoping that they'll reach the people you care about, then sign me up!That's probably not what you meant.
>>142597025Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus
l-lewd.
I want to FUCK Riko.
>>142601600
DELETE THIS!
>>142597890
POST MORE OF THIS!
>>142598124
Hopefully never.
>>142597836
>storing porn
>2016
>>142604473
>>storing information
>>20XX
>>hurf hurf
Do you even realize that the download of your beloved torrent files is possible only because there are stored files somewhere on the Internet? Maybe not. Maybe by your concept the Internet works by magic and the information is something ethereal and eternal. That way, when something is deleted or vanishes from it it simply re-spawns from the electrical ether.
Backups are no necessary, because 'The Cloud' will take care of it.
Maho killed precure
>>142604473
When your internet goes out and you have no fap material, you'll realize what a fool you were. Don't let it happen to you too.
>>142605843
No. It's your attitude what's killing it.
>>142606351
Fuck off
>>142606512
Truth hurts.
>>142606889
>>142607131
What's that? a barrel of lard?
>>142607262
It's precure.
>>142607262
Looks like grease
>>142607352
I wish I had a barrel of precure.
>>142607262
It's lubricant. So probably grease or something.
>>142607405
***precum
Stupid autocorrect.
>>142607131
>>142597025
man i REALLY wish i didn't play TF2 before I went to bed last night
>>142607917
I guess Nozomi represents all the crybabies who wish there was more suffering and KR in their Precure.
>>142608139
You're completely wrong but you won't believe me..
Maho creates lost generation of little girls. They will never reintegrate into happy community of little girls. Maho may end airing in TV, but it will air forever in their hearts.
>>142608184
All comfy on the Maho front.
Why the fuck did I expect them to reuse the OP or ED? Why the fuck can't they create a new song for this (and why is the music department horrible in this anime)?
Moreover, why am I still watching this after the horrible cringe that was the romeo and juliet episode and how much I despise christmas episodes? Why can't I just Mcfucking kill myself already?
I have no idea, but I'm bored to death. I can't wait for one of the characters to jump in front of a train for it to be over with already. I am going to at least finish this season, but I don't think I will be able to watch the second one, unless they make it more interesting somehow.
Is there anything to look forward to, or are the other seasons just as bad?
>>142608184
Little girls with hopes and dreams dead are my fetish.
>>142608438
>the horrible cringe that was the romeo and juliet episode
Elaborate.
>>142608438
I'm afraid you're still in your edgy teen phase. Wait a few more years.
>>142608438
Fuck off, fw's ost was good.
>>142608438
>Mcfucking
>>142608438
season 2 is very much a downgrade from the first. Seeing as how you don't even like the first, you should probably just leave
>>142608438
>unless they make it more interesting somehow.
Sorry, there aren't ninja wars in this franchise. Better drop now.
>>142608438
Ah, I remember when I was like that when I watched precure for a first time. I wanted to throw it away but there was some kind of guilty pleasure in watching it.
>>142608670
There is a cock ninja.
>>142608681
>guilty pleasure
God you're a faggot
>>142608718
That was long time ago, now I feel nothing when I watch Maho
>>142608438
Why would you watch something you find boring? It's clearly not for you.And yes, that Romeo and Juliet episode was bad.
>>142608514
Pretty much the whole bad guy fight in front of everybody and them not giving a shit, even the guys who fucking played in it. Surely, smashing through the roof is part of the play (I had a honest laugh at the stupidity of that). The ignorance is there for the whole series, but it was the worst in this episode.
There's "school play" episodes in other series, like in cardcaptor sakura, for example, but it wasn't so half-assed.
>>142608561
Well, the OP is catchy, I give you that. But I'd like to have a good song linked or something. I just didn't notice anything that stood out, while other series have more noticeable and fitting background themes.
>>142608648
>>142608670
That's too bad, I like this genre, and it seemed like I'd like it. Meh, I guess I have to find another anime to watch.
>>142608927
Makes you appreciate GoPri's Romeo and Juliet even more so.
>>142608927
At least it's not as bad as the Yes5 episode where they transform literally in front of a huge audience and none of them notice.
>>142608927
Try some good precure for a change like Splash Star or Maho.
>>142609209
Aw come on, that was fun.
>>142608927
Madoka may be up your alley
>>142609209
That episode was awesome.
>>142608927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k-k6ascd94
>>142597025
Jedi Cures with lightsabers hacking down evil sith monsters.
Which season is the most average?
Everyone has their favorite, but which one do you figure sits right in the middle of everything, still feels true to the basest ideas of Precure, and wouldn't give you a completely skewed idea of what to expect from the other seasons?
>>142608670
A ninja-themed Precure would be pretty cool.
>>142597025
Precures, a small group of extremely elite Bracers, out to protect their kingdom.
They equip magic orbs to power up and cast spells/buffs/debuffs/etc.
>>142609262
>>142608670
>>142608540
>Hey guys, I think I don't like this show
>WHAT'S WRONG, TOO UN-EDGY4U??? GO BACK TO ELFEN LIED NERD
Come on guys, Precure is bad. This is coming from someone who has watched every damn season.
Yes, I did enjoy most of them, but I had to pretty much leave my standards at the door and do the "turn off your brain" thing which isn't something I usually have to do when watching gay shows for little girls.
>>142609375
Futari wa.
>>142609262
Watched that already, pretty much can't be missed, with all that popularity.
It was pretty epic, but way too short for my tastes. I miss some of the comfyness from series like sakura. Slow-paced story, just watch and relax, and tons of character development. Which is kind of what fw also does, however it's frustrating how stupid some things are.
>>142609341
Pfff... The generic battle theme. I meant regular themes that are just in the background in certain situations, not ones that get repeated literally every episode and get tired of hearing. The theme's good, don't mind me (I fucking love violins), it's just that I feel like there's usually no music where there should be.
>>142609789
>it's just that I feel like there's usually no music where there should be.
Literally what
>>142609702
You're full of shit and a retard. At least 80% of what comes out every season is worse than precure.
>>142609375
Probably GoPri. It has all the typical things that happen in a precure season, there's absolutely nothing unique about it, the team member count and colors are pretty standard, and it has nice looking fights too.
>>142609914
>80%
numbers from your ass. Precure is just an long ad.
>>142610002
>Most of precure is like gopri
You're kidding right?
>>142610218
And you're kidding if you think GoPri isn't cliche as hell.
>>142610002
>it has nice looking fights
>this is average for precure
You wish.
>>142610266
Every season is almost the same thing if you wanna be like that. You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>142609914
No it isn't. It really isn't.
I bet you're one of those who've made themselves believe that watching precure puts them so above those dirty smelly otaku big friends who probably fap to the girls too and are totally not part of your demographic.
>>142610218
GoPri is literally the most precure that Precure has ever been.
>>142610417
That's just false. It's not even because I like gopri.
>>142610473
Pretty much every aspect, if you pull it apart, has been done time and time again in Precure, far more than Hacha or Maho just for the most recent ones. It just does everything in exactly the right way and that makes it great.
>>142610358
Repeating yourself just makes you look all the more stupid.
>>142610473
Tell me one season that's been more typical than GoPri.
>>142610759
I can't because gopri isn't typical. Show me a season where the theme was as important as it was in gopri or another example like everything that happened with Close.
>>142609702
>which isn't something I usually have to do when watching gay shows for little girls
Curu stori, aniki!
>>142610358
It really is. Too much ln/manga adaption shit, shounen shit, too jap for you shit, harem shit, highschool magic bullshit, generic nothing happens "comfy" shit and all the bad anime that tries to hook you with a seasonal waifu. Precure was the most interesting thing I had seen in a while. I fap to them too.
hermosa
>>142597025
>Full Metal Jacket
Cute military girls doing cute military things in 'nam.
Joker-chan is best girl, Pyle-chan a shit
Minamoe
dat ass™
>>142611633
the things i'd do to those peaches
>>142610358
There is no way anyone who has actually seen a broad swathe of the medium can defend the last few years of modern late night anime.
Precure isn't the best little girl show ever, but it still manages to usually have coherent characters and not fetish archetypes stuffed in harems or moeblobs which are so stripped down as not to offend fanatical otaku they can barely move or register as human. Mecha is a walking corpse thanks to cg and all the talent behind it aging or going insane. Fantasy and action shows has been overran by unfinished budget LN promotions, with an occasional remake that's always worse than the original.
There is a noted demographic difference too, the ai/pc/etc watchers are typically older on average.
>>142612088
>Mecha is a walking corpse
are you implying that Valvare was shit?
>>142612188
That show was a trainwreck. The most entertaining thing about it was laughing at how retarded it was.
>>142612239
Trainwreck is just another genre and good one because it makes you actually feel anything. Maho is not even a trainwreck.
Precure is the best little girl show. I've tried watching others, but I just don't enjoy them as much as I do Precure.
>>142612337
Maho makes me feel sleepy. Doki was the real trainwreck of precure but I love it so much. Best season.
>>142612088
I can't even care about other 2D females and best girl threads anymore. Cures are the best.
>>142612399
It's funny how many anons found their love to Mana during Maho. It's like those cases when fate takes everything from you and leave you in tranquil absence of earthly things inside which you find faith.
>>142612836
Nah, I've been in love with Mana since Doki aired. I just thought it was the worst season but maho has changed my opinion.
>>142611358
>all the bad anime that tries to hook you with a seasonal waifu
Because Precure hooking you with an annual waifu is totally different.
>>142612399
See, this is the kind of thing I was thinking about when I was asking about the "most average" Precure, that a person's favorite isn't always the one that's most typical of the franchise, and might even be separate from which seasons you think are good or bad. In fact, it probably makes more sense for it to be an outlier, if it manages to stick out for you over eleven other years.
Mahou feels like it has so very little of what a demographic like /pc/'s would be interested in, even for a Precure series. I'm not really surprised to hear people call it boring
>>142612865
It's been a while since I've seen these.
>>142612984
You can't see how they handle their female characters completely differently from a night anime? The lack of pandering helped me like the girls so much more. It sounds kind of fedora-ish but it's definitely refreshing.
>[naisho] Mahoutsukai Precure! - 17 [CDD899DA].mkv
>>142613171
Maho subs hype.
>>142613250
It just keeps happening.
>>142613250
Maho fans watch Raws.
>>142605111
Except we're not talking about torrents. We're talking about storing porn in 2016. Or course we need to store things, but porn is just pathetic.
>>142609460
Too bad. Only frilly dresses for us.
>>142597648
We need to go higher.
>>142597729
I'd actually play that. Any mugen cures?
>>142613895
theres a few mugen cures. theres also THIS fucking game https://youtu.be/A9YuYg6jPts
>>142614194
https://youtu.be/A9YuYg6jPts?t=114
This was cool but the game looks ugly as fuck
>>142614261
honestly i'm more concerned about the characters that attack primarily by farting. truly a combination of /pc/ and /fgg/ that nobody asked for
>>142614431
I wanted it. But I wished the cures farted instead of some random characters I don't give a fuck about.
>>142614431
I didn't watch long enough to see that.
>>142614194
Looks like ass. Think I'll pass.
>>142614599
i don't know if its displayed in that particular video or not, but i know at least one or two characters farts a lot
What is up with precure and dogs?
>>142614649
If the cures aren't then that's retarded. The art is really unsettling anyways.
>>142614666
Delete this
>>142614682
it's not a precure fighter per se, the game just happens to have cures
https://youtu.be/A9YuYg6jPts?t=114
What the fuck is this game
>>142614817
Fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7dM24HFokY
>>142614859
it's shit
>>142614859
it's mugen. also, they're using backgrounds from mlp in that.
>>142614966
>>142615028
Gonna fuck Minorin until she screams "MOFUUUU~!"
>>142614979
How do you even know that and why did you have to mention it.
>>142615073
becuse I watched mlp once years ago, and that background is right in the op.
>>142615073
>How do you even know that
2011 is a year that exists. I'm willing to bet you lived through it as well. Also one look at the channel's uploads confirms this
>>142614966
>>142615028
I want to bad touch Minorin
>>142615221
Those other videos are weird as fuck
>>142614966
>>142615028
She is so fucking cute unlike her sister.
>>142615314
Yeah she is super cute.
>>142615291
>>142615221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVm-hvaijpY
>>142615171
>bukkake
Vis mori?
HONOKA IS THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
>>142615494
This is nightmare fuel
>>142615291
>>142615494
>>142615537
we stumbled onto some weird shit
>>142615516
>Precure_Swimsuit_243
Where are the other 242?
>>142615516
Honoka is a cutie pie.
>>142597025
STALKER
Slave pose cures WHNE?
>>142615600
These videos have single digit views too. I never had to know these existed.
>>142607131
When the greater leader will make a Precure movie?
>>142615502
Kirara works very hard to be the bukkake queen. You've got to give her that.
>>142615628
You got that right.
>>142615612
Right here.
http://exhentai.org/g/696283/c4e0b3282f/
Who tanlines here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Le-bm1_ZL4
>>142615895
Miyuki is sporting that Hank Hill ass.
>>142615446
She's a big part of what humanized Kaoru, not (just) in terms of plot, but from being able to create those heartwarming little moments.
Fuck off with your skin cancer.
>>142616094
>>142616145
Whoa, we're highly tolerant of each other's fetishisms here sir. I advise you to conform or look elsewhere for a Christian board to post in.
>>142616094
Super cute not useless side character.
>>142615773
>Cures fighting for socialism and spreading communist propaganda. All Cures are red.
>>142615895
Nah. We need a light brown cure though.
>>142615895
Nao and Reika are baby machines
UNF
Hey anons of the Precure thread, what are your thoughts on Haruyama and the fact that he has like over 2000 pics of Precure lewds?
I really like this guy, because due to the timeslot + toei there is no fanservice in this franchise no matter how much jumping in skirts or compromising camera angles they throw in, but yet he takes care of that for us. He's a pretty cool guy.
>>142616468
>>142616337
It seems well thought out, anyhow. But I'd be curious how intentional every piece of that was, since there's so much that didn't lock anywhere near as well in SS.
But yeah, it's nice to have someone who's only use isn't just to stand there and spout supposedly cute catchphrases. Or being baby.
>>142616670
I think you appreciate him for the wrong reason.
>>142616670
Very talented.
>>142616670
He has great taste in shows and truly understands the essence of fanservice.
>>142616692
Saki and Nagisa are technically light brown right? They're not attractive though.
>>142616670
He's cool but I wish he'd step up and draw more daring and revealing angles. Some days his drawings are pretty uninspired.
>>142616794
It's meant to reflect how sporty they are.
>>142616831
Yeah
>>142616794
>They're not attractive though.
There's something wrong with your brain
>>142594146
I fap to this
Hacha/gopri haruyama is the best
I'm gonna fap to Eas today.
>>142617069
>>142617116
Eas, not Passion. But I really like Setsuna anyways so maybe I should have just said her name.
>>142616890
No, You dont!
>>142594146
>precure
>yuri
Pick one and only one.
>>142617366
Doki and mahofans definitely believe in the gay.
>>142617366
I pick this one
This is where Fresh's animation budget went. Any complaints?
>>142597729
>Precure fighting game when?
I want Precure in a Dynasty Warriors type game
>>142616677
I still don't understand why they decided to place such a beautiful shot where it'd be completely covered by credits.
>>142617682
So you buy the creditless version with the blurays/dvds
>>142617341
>>142616890
You're both terrible.
>>142617476
I want to have sex with Yuri then die.
>>142617790
Lesbian sex or heterosexual sex?
>>142617790
Personally, I just want to prpr her.
>>142616830
Like what? It's not like Maho gives him much to work with anyway. He does nice work that's relaxing to fap to. I don't want him to change his ways and draw full out porn or something all the time.
>>142617939
Yeah I feel like he's lacking with maho
>>142617864
Both.
>>142594146
MUH DICK
>>142617461
3 words: rero rero rero
>>142597025
Tales of Zestiria
Boring, super gay, lots of wasted potential.
So nothing different from Maho, really.
Futanari Precure are the best.
>>142620663
It really isn't.
>>142620712
Why?
>>142620784
Because watching Mana grow a dick and fuck her friend's anus is gross.
It's too hard for a gentle show like PreCure. If it's not yuri, it's wrong.
>>142620814
>Because watching Mana grow a dick and fuck her friend's anus is gross.
I like the idea of this and I usually hate futa. I'd rather her fuck my anus though.
>>142620943
>futa on male
You need to leave.
>>142621001
So you're more into drugs?
>>142621001
But it's the only type of futa I see the appeal of.
>>142621617
>>142621698
>>142621617
>>142621698
>precure_savior.jpg
>>142621735
Ah, but what would Felice really have to be in order to save Mahou from being shit?
>>142621731
Oh my, it opens with the press of a button.
>>142621698
Cute!