ITT: Anime techniques you attempted to do IRL.
Pic related. Admit it: You've all tried to do it at least once when you were a kid.
>>142578251
>>142578607
he forgot the asscrack
>>142578251
This thread again.
>>142578251
Other than the noise it's supposed to make, I think I nailed it.
not gonna lie
Got suspended for this one.
>>142578607
That seems really difficult. Like, impractically difficult.
I tried pic related. So I don't think I'm any better.
>>142578809
>charging at the girl penis first
What was his plan? Did he expect the angles to line up perfectly and for him to just slide in?
>>142578251
>>142578831
I tried it too. Landed a couple hits during a sparring match but then got cross-countered.
We're all guilty of this one.
>>142578809Sauce?
>>142578251
I remember several times I tried to go super sayan. Also bought these things that you buy to make the solar system in school and colored them as pokeballs.
>tfw big brother stole my pokiman and wouldn't give it back and mom got mad because I would still ask it back when was sleeping time but he still wouldn't :(
And that's why I stopped making those pokeballs.
>>142579018
>>142578251
I tried some dbz moves, tried doing the spirit gun from yyh and even that gay ass pose they do in the yyh movie. >>142579192 I never did the run but when I saw kids at school doing it part of me died inside. Only things that worked for me where hsdk moves.
Tried it and ended up kicking over and breaking my lamp and falling on my ass. Thanks anime.
>>142578809
What technique did you try? Taking your clothes off in public?
>>142579359
But anon, even a little kid can do it.
>>142579332
>hsdk
You mean the early ones right, because you have to be superhuman to use the later ones.
>>142579431
He cheated. A real spinzaku kick does it without using a wall and manages to spin at least three times in the air.
>>142579424
All of them.
Not a technique, but i do pose like this in the shower.
also various jojo poses.
>>142579127
How the ever living fuck did you create a invisible nearly nude purple man to do a fuckton of punches for you?
>>142579192
I was fortunate enough to have a friend who stopped me.
He tackled me to the ground before I tried and we had this weird Vietnam War movie moment where he held my head up and made me look at a group of kids running down the hallway like that.
Never tried it after that. Thanks Jason.
>>142579127
At least you landed a hit. I just looked like a spazz.
Not a technique but I carried my bag over my shoulder during high school.
>>142579192
I was a little too old for this one at the time but I did try to do kamehamehas.
>>142579584
You fucked a building? Hardcore dude, hardcore.
>>142579564
How much were your medical bills after you broke your fingers?
>>142579621
By posing like this. It's not the that fucking hard.
>>142579255
>that cheer at the end
My heart.
>>142579640
I used to do this because one of the hangers of my bag was ripped apart. People used to think I was some sort of badass but in reality I was just an autistic loser who was so lazy he wouldn't ask the seamstress to fix the bag.
>dempsey-roll.gif
>>142579721
You fapped over a comatose teen girl?
>>142579460
Yeah.
>>142579737
about 3.50
>>142579834
Spoiler alert: They DID know that you were an autistic loser.
>>142579308
I remember buying a shitty vent-mounted cupholder to see if I could drive without spilling water like Takumi. One of the plastic latches fell in the vent and causes my AC unit to make weird noises to this day.
When I was younger and halo was all I played I would sometimes open my eyes real wide as if to activate my sharingan.
>tfw it helped
>>142578251
I know y'all have tried THIS at least once
>>142578607
Why isn't he holding two of them with his hands?
>>142579927
GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTUH! YOU AIN'T GITTIN' NO TREE FIDDY!
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.
When I was in middle school, a friend of mine and I would do the stupid hand signs and chants.
Other kids avoided us, and I don't blame them.
We were massive faggots.
>>142580072
You still are.
>>142578251
I wonder if there's some retard out there who tried to fire a real gun with his pinky.
I would always try to imitate that hand clenching sound. I mostly remember trying it after watching S-cry-ed .
Remember that time Gohan taught Videl how to fly? The Part where he held his hands together and made a little energy ball appear?
I legit teared up when I found out I wasn't as special as I thought I was.
>>142580287
I tried because I didn't know why the character did it
Less accurate and it hurts
I tried to do that high speed movement shit where they look like they're teleporting. I even made the sound effects with my mouth. Thankfully I never did it in public.
>>142579231
>:(
Kill yourself already.
>>142578251
As a kid. Broke the glass on the entrance's door. Thinking back, it's surprising I didn't cut myself and I guess replacing the door wasn't cheap.
I tried calling the AU version of my crush. I now have a restraining order on her.
>>142579192
>tfw ppl still do this in high school
Not only do I know the hand seals by memory, but to this day I can still do them just as fast as Sasuke does in this gif.
>>142578251
I actually did it on a whim the other day. And then I realized, that in the completely impossible chance that I somehow DID do a Kamehameha just now it would ruin the rest of my life.
>>142579885
>>142579842
This, tried doing that and during the start up everyone thought I tried weed for the first time.
>>142580061
Contrarian no Jutsu
>>142585130
This
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl8tKOL5Tyc
I got into a fight once and tried this including the ATATATATA screaming. Not only did I get my ass beat but I also looked like an autist. Good times.
>>142584594
Fuck off, Facebook.
>>142584594Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>142588402
daily reminder that people only post it as a meme, not because they want to read some fan fiction
I call this move the "Catch fist with face" technique. It has a 100% success rate of catching fists.
>>142588402
>>142588466
A friendly reminder that senpai noticed us.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/drazuli/archives/8433668.html
>>142584594
>people keep saying Keit-ai spam is now being deleted
>still keep seeing Keit-ai spam
>>142578251
At school we tried this. No regets.
>>142588820
One of these days I'll find someone who's roughly the same height and power level that it'll work, I'm sure. I want to be a perfect amalgam of myself and someone else.
I tried cumming 3 times in one sitting because of my hentai.
>>142578809
i got water everywhere
>>142579192
Why is the running animated like that? Obviously it's easier to animate/draw, but is this really a thing in rl ninja legends?
>>142580287
The weapons instructor was able to shoot a bullseye like that during my CAT course in high school.
He had to take it slow to line up his shot though.
>>142578251
>>142579308
>>142579564
>>142586746
I've tried these. I wear a turtle hermit shirt to the gym. I'm into cars because of initial d, I do eds transmutation clap before I dead life, and I use to have bloody hands because I thought the one inch rock punch was real...
I do the hands-out-like-a-cross thing when I jump down like Rei does.
It does help one keep balance.
>>142588915
6' even and power level 2 or 3. You?
Partly inspired by King of the Fighters, I took Aikido classes. I wanted to be like Geese Howard and throw my attackers to the ground. My instructor insisted on sparring because that's how you learn to deflect. I was the shortest and lightest in my class, which is supposed to be an advantage, but all I learned was pain.
I made swoosh noises with a toy sword like my chinese cartoons
Yeah,i know. That's why i end up on /a/
>>142580015
You mean THAT?!
>>142591996
But if you use THAT you'll never be able BATTURU again!
>>142592424
No, you're right anon. This is the technique that I'm probably most familiar with.
I wasn't into anime as a kid so I never did the kamehameha or the Naruto run but there was this one guy in my math class in high school who had Asperger's and sometimes during class he'd stand up out of the blue and do some of the DBZ dances. Everyone thought he was kind of weird but it was charming in a way. He used to talk to me sometimes and one day he asked me to do the fusion dance with him. I didn't know how so I practiced it and then did it with him in the middle of class. I got a few weird stares but I didn't really care, it made him happy.
It's been a couple years and I'm still good friends with him.
>>142592626
>Doing dances and shit in the middle of the class.
Your teachers just didn't care did they?
Not anime, but I used to do Crash's victory dance in Crash Team Racing in elementary.
>>142592785
Not really, it was one of those classes were not much really happens. It was for kids who, for one reason or another, didn't do well in regular math classes and needed extra attention. There were only about 10 people in there.
>>142580287
Check Brookling 99.
Various moves that seems believable from prince of tennis. As of now I'm still unable to turn super saiyan tennisman.
>>142589276
Maybe they do it to save energy.
>>142578251
None cause I'm not a fucking retard
>>142589276
They're more aerodynamic that way, like airplanes. Saw some old japanese ninja movie a few years ago and they ran like that too
>>142588915
>power level 2 or 3
>a fat old farmer has a power level of 15
>>142591585
I meant to address you with
>>142594879
>>142594683
>be shinobi
>be master of stealth
>run the most obvious and retarded way
>>142579192
Did it once in junior high ONCE and no one forgot about it
>>142580287
I fire nerf guns like that. It's pretty fun.
>>142594946
Shinobi weren't the masters of stealth.
They weren't black jumpsuit wearing retards with katanas and ninja stars. That's just western fantasy.
>>142595119
Well duh, they still were covert ops, wearing clothes that blended in with either the surroundings or fashion style of the place they were infiltrating. Also daggers and poisons over katanas and shuriken. Regardless, they definitely wouldn't have run around like a spazz.
In high school, I once saw some fat asian guys spinning their textbooks around and mock-throwing them at one another while shouting RASENSHURIKEN
When I was in elementary school, I used to think that supah awesome pressure point techniques could completely immobilize people and that you could concentrate air into projectiles if you just moved fast enough/had precise enough movements
>>142596416
I mean
You could do that but no human moves fast enough
In High school my class and I found various ways to fuck with my math teacher during class since she never gave anyone detention but would always make passive aggressive comments.
I once got the sudden urge to sit like L in my chair during class and she got mad and told me to sit normally. I quoted L and said that it increases my concentration by 40%, and she got mad and said that "it distracts me and the class's focus by 100%."
I sat normally again and then found other ways to fuck with her. Looking back on it, I was kind of a fucking idiot in high school.
>>142578251
>>142579192
Did this since I was a kid, but I was copying sonic, not naruto and I actually got upset when people said the latter. Sometime's I'd also run with my arms bent level like classic sonic does.
>>142596840
Fucking this. I did the Sonic run, not the Naruto run.
>>142596724
I used to do that too, and so did a friend of mine. In fact she slouched all the time based on him. I have to imagine her posture is fucked all to hell now.
When my friend and I were children we both ran around the neighbourhood, leaning forward, with our hands jutted out behind our backs pretending to be "Japanese super heroes".We'd jump fences, break into sheds, and even climb ontop of complete strangers houses pretending to fight imaginary demons by just punching the air and yelling out the names of absurd abilities. At one point I was just pointing my finger and yelling "PEW PEW PEW PEW" like an autist. We got in trouble so many times but we took the punishment together because it was the "Japanese way". Pretty sure he pretended to be an intelligent mech and I pretended to be a saiyan samurai
Did this in Elementary. The problem wasthat I gave a kid a punch in the stomach and he started crying so I got scolded
I was in a circle of weebs back in middle-school it was a popular thing for us to jab eachother in the gut with just our index and middle fingers hunched together.
One guy could do it so well that he gave me a purple bruise.
>>142596821
You made knives stop in midair?
>>142579192
Just noticed that Chouji is the only one running normally in this scene. Was Kishimoto brainwashing kids into thinking that only fatasses run normally and that it's cool to run like a retard?
>>142596840
It's probably more autistic to associate it with Sonic though.
Tried it once during a sparring match. It worked.
>>142578809
What the fuck, Japan? After all this time, there is always something that´ll surprise me.
>>142580125
>tfw I say this in my head while lifting
![250px-001Bulbasaur[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RKGINdD.png "250px-001Bulbasaur[1].png")
I used to pretend to be a bulbasaur and asked my mum to pretend i'm at a pokemon centre and roleplay with me.mfw the absolute madman actually did it
>>142600183
I'm gonna need age context or else this gets really weird.
>>142600183
That's some next level autism
>>142600278
Was back when I was 16
>>142600398
Is this bait or were you really 16? Can one person be this autistic?
>>142599387
It's great right?
>>142580638
problem is, I didnt have the spirit channeling ring.
Drinking tea/coffee like this...
>>142579564
I sincerely though this was real just very hard to do. I actually practiced it and believed I understood it in principle.
>>142601074
I think people just do that
