Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?
I just finished watching this a few hours ago.
Why can't more dubs be as fun as this?
Jesus Camp Momoko was the cutest.
>>142546206
They really should take notes from this. If you want the original meaning, you can just watch subs. Why not have fun with a dub?
>"Our DEAD mother. You feel bad, now?"
Is the sub comedic too or is it played straight?
>>142546267
>momoko will never teach you about the pleasure of having Jesus as your saviour
Why even live?
>>142545976
I don't need a savior
i am content being my own leader
>>142546607
The anime was serious but the dubbing team decided to make an abridged series. The kicker is that the japs that made the show preferred the dubbed one
>>142546692
>you'll never do lines of coke of the back of a hooker with momoko
why even live
>>142546490
What's great is that the core story and original plot still flowed quite nicely.
Granted, all their characters were wonderfully warped beyond recognition. But it still tells very much the same story as the original script did.
>>142546206
Sadly you could never get away with those jokes nowadays.
Really wish we did have more dubs like this, but I guess that's what makes this one special.
>>142546771
You think she'd still be up for some premarital fug?
Aside from the out of context screenshots, will this still be funny if I've never seen the sub?
>>142547552
See
>>142547209
It still tells the story as the original script. Except everyone is now a politically incorrect asshole. Also, some personalities changed. But it's largely the same experience storywise as the sub.
Man this show was so boring, all things considered I dropped about 5 shows total, this being one of them
TOUCH ME
Superior gag dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRcxz1MSPd0
>>142545976
I've been waiting for this fucking thread.
Momoko was wonderful, but so was anime Salem.
>>142546753
>The kicker is that the japs that made the show preferred the dubbed one
Holy shit, time to watch the anime.
>>142546206
You can try the Crayon Shin-chan dub.
https://youtu.be/ubBwXLKA-dY
My dick wasn't ready for Satsuki with her hair down
>>142546206
yep i've just got a few to to go just saw the skiing one after a few weeks of it, fkn hilarious
"i've seen you're type here before. Jew"
they get away with so much and decide to just fuck the fourth wall pretty often
Go home, you sillies
I WANNA BE AN AIR FORCE RANGER
Just fill the hole, hole-filler
>>142549008
YOU DON'T WANNA GET RAPED BY A STRANGER
>>142549036
Alright.... jackass.
>>142546753
from what I know they got the rights and were allowed to do whatever they wanted for the dub, as long as they kept the basic pretense and characternames
underrated cuties right here. unclaimed waifus.
>>142546753
>The kicker is that the japs that made the show preferred the dubbed one
Do the japs watch the dubs with subs?
>>142546753
>>142549205
Nips can't even understand english. So how the fuck is that shit even possible?
>>142549277
English is like the easiest language, it surprises me that Japs have issues when they learn a language 20 times more difficult with relative ease
>>142549288
Children learn languages extremely fast
TOUCH ME HARDER
>>142549288
English is one of the hardest, though. Most languages follow set rules.
English has like a million exceptions to each of its "rules".
>>142549288
Not every jap is a supergenius with an IQ of 150. It's easier for them to be monolingual with their silly moonrunes.
No matter how many natural english speakers they import, they'll never learn.
>>142549337
Not to mention all our loan words from various other languages, and inconsistent root-words like "ped".
>>142549036
Just move the boards over there, board mover.
>>142549313
That's a fucking myth.
>>142549337
Lol no.
>>142549353
Well they are capable of learning a language far more difficult. They should be able to learn English with relative ease.
Who is your ghostfu?
This thread made me realize it's time to rewatch this. Thank you anons.
>>142547298
>>142549573
>The education ministry reported last month that high school English-proficiency scores fell far short of its goals. That report will come as no surprise to most people in Japan, but it is additional evidence that the English education system in Japan is still in desperate need of reform.
Keep importing gaijins, get shit result. Even Chinese and Korean youths have a better grasp of English.
>>142549580
RUN! SHE'S A GHOST AND A BITCH!
this far in and no one posting the funny clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxJ4VWoeOzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsYeeNywXL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX4mJn36fs4
>>142549337
Dude, what. Check ANY slavic language. Check how unreasonably hard polish is. You know NOTHING about exceptions in a language.
Look at asian languages. Fucking french is harder than english.
English is easy mode, together with spanish and german
>>142549658
It's because Japs can only learn something by forcing rules down their throat instead of comprehending a language. That's what their entire mother-tongue is built upon. And how they learn math.
>>142549288
There's a big difference between learning a language by taking classes every so often and actually having to speak that language every day to be able to communicate with anyone
>>142549580
>>142549712
There's no difference among the Chinese, Korean, and Japanese educational systems. They spend a gazillion number of hours in school studying and memorizing. Most of them have no free time for hobbies and socializing.
Only the Japanese struggle with learning English. I wonder why.
Satsuki's hair goes down to her ass.
>>142549711
Nope. English is actually very hard, you only think it's easy because it's everywhere and you probsbly learned it from a young age.
t. Native Berber speaker
Satsuki was always getting raped in this show. :(
>>142549717
there's also a difference between understanding something /w subtitles and speaking.
I have 829 screenshots of this show. The ending sucked. The OP grew on me and was amazing.
>>142549777
Because they dub everything.
>>142549826
I live in goddamn Poland and people over 30 years old who want to catch up with the times learn english with relative ease.
The language is everywhere precisely because It is easy.
Despite starting from very similar age, kids who learn languages other than english, (we do have french, russian, german, chinese and spanish courses) have much more difficulty in "getting" Itchances are, you are simply linguistically retarded. That happens
LEO
LEO
LEO
LEO
>>142549912
Not really. I can understand English with relative ease, but most people here agree that it's hard as fuck.
This is why simple English exists.
It's just like living next to Charlie Sheen.
>>142549897
The OP is actually really good. Better than the show deserved.
>>142549711
English is a very difficult language to learn. I did not realize how ridiculous the English language was before I started studying for a Master's in ESL. I am a native English speaker, and I still feel that Cantonese makes more sense.
>>142549834
Bueno.
>>142545976
>Purple hair girl once again best girl
I only watched a few compilation vids on YT but god damnit I can already tell.>"I'll suck you off for a scooby snack"These children are supposed to be around 13-15, right?
>>142549968
GOD DAMNIT
GOD DAMNIT
GOD DAMNIT
GOD DAMNIT
>>142549968
GODDAMNIT
GODDAMNIT
GODDAMNIT
>>142550333
>>142550340
>>142550269
I teach english and I think that you're full of shit.
Try to learn italian, now this shit is fucking stupid
>>142550485
I teach the English language, so I think you're full of shit.
>>142550485
>>142550514
>>142550269
You're all full of shit.
Principals always look like lesbians
...
MOM!?
>>142550323
The dub keeps talking about elementary school. So if that is true, they're even younger.
Now, from that time I watched the sub more than a decade ago, I remember them being in middle school so your age range would almost match.
Pick your poison.
I liked how you can notice how they were kinda tame at the beginning until they didn't gave a shit anymore in later episodes
>>142545976
Jesus is the best but Momoko is crazy.
Just fill the hole, hole filler
>>142549036
LOOK OUT, TED
Can we get off the sisters?
Especially since I just got off yours
>>142550862
You're here and you're an idiot.
Why did I self insert as Leo
AAHUAHUAHUA
I know what you're thinking, why aren't I some pakistani or some stoned dreadlocked jamaican? You're all being racist, creepy japanese men can be cabbies too, you know.
>>142550966
Nobody's talking to you, just drive the bus, bus driver.
I remember episode 4 scaring the shit out of me when I was little. I could not listen to music for a good while afterwards.
Picture a big black man chasing you
Nice ass.
Do not lust in your - Jesus, you're right
>>142549834
>What is it with me and lesbians?
I think she's right, you are retarded
I know you're gay
I downloaded the original ending song and listen to it from time to time in my room
I wish the spanish sub had done the same thing. This show unaltered is fucking BORING.
>>142549670
jesus christ picked up
>Oh my God what is going on here these are the fastest lips I ever had to synch.
>>142546607
The sub is absolutely unwatchable fucking garbage which is the whole reason the dub is the way it is. The same thing happened with Duel Masters.
>>142552494
ADV Films
Momoko is voiced by Monica Rial who is probably the only english voice actress that is good
>tfw you will never get scared shitless by the drag queen curse nurse
>>142552494
It's an official, licensed dub by ADV.
>>142552626
What about Chris Patton and Greg Ayres?
>>142552775
https://kat.cr/ghost-stories-english-dubbed-480p-l-drago-t11867197.html
There seem to be some higher quality but without seeders torrents on KAT so I settled for this.
Or you can make an account on animetorrents.me, they have pretty much everything.
>>142552987
tried searching as well, google sent me to that link as well.
Thanks for the help, senpai!
>>142552848
meh I don't want to fuck them
BARBRA STREISAND?!
Come on, jump
I SAID JUMP
Come on Run! Run like you're being chased by a black man!
>>142554371
>Think of a big black man chasing you!
You fucked up.
oh great, the sign's written in japanese.
Ching chong ning nong.
No wait, that's chinese...
>>142554371
run as fast as a black man can
I like the ED song quite a bit. It's catchy.
But what's with the sexy sexy stuff?
Things will never work out for us!
Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!
>>142554565
Best line in the whole show.
>>142549183
>>142548886
Satsuki was really cute. It's probably just nostalgia or something, but I really liked the character designs of that era of anime.
>>142552044
That ending was great. One of the few I immediately downloaded after I finished watching the series (and it was a pain in the ass to find, too).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA3-eUekq5k
>sexy sexy
>>142551973
Let's fizzityuck find out!!
>>142549834
>> Definitely a 10
So, why are people walking alone at suspicious hours on the suspiciously empty suspicious streets of this suspicious town?
>>142545976
Aside from the born again christian, I swear one of my favorite characters in the anime was the ghost that possessed the cat. I forgot his name though.
Heil Hitler!
Years ago, people went in there but they didn't come out, not unlike your sister.
>>142555009
I don't think he had a name. They just called him Amanojaku which is the name of his Japanese folklore monster species.
>>142555376
You referring to the cat or Amanojaku? Because Amanojaku was who I was referring to.
>>142555463
Yes, I'm talking about the ghost. As far as I remember, they just called him Amanojaku. The cat's name was Kaya or Saya or some shit.
>>142548772
>"Billions of lives are at stake, and I've got a fiver on the bird in the bikini."
>>142555525
No you were right, that was his name. And what an asshole he was throughout the series. I love it.
come rub my nipples
>>142555638"Think Brokeback Mountain."
>>142549670
>i know that you're gay
>oh you'll like this, someones on my ass
>>142554621
>his funny little requests
>touch me
>his reprimands
>touch me harder
fucking gold
>>142550966
but women should never be allowed to drive
>>142549742
>blacked
>>142555989
She's not a whore, she just knows a lot about dicks.
>you got any books written by black people?
YEAH
The original anime wasn't popular in Japan.
The dub made it popular.
And apparently the original Japanese studio who made it hates the dub.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I was disappointed that the new Berserk films on BD didn't have any English outtakes even after they got the original cast back and they knew how popular they were.
>>142556473
>>142546753
>the japs that made the show preferred the dubbed one
>the original Japanese studio who made it hates the dub
So which is it /a/?
>go to sadpanda looking for hentai of ghost stories
>expecting nothing
>there is a circle dedicated to only making porn of this
And here I was saving my loads for the Liru game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hzjuf686oA
>>142556676
No idea. But the creator of the show aproved the dub.
>>142556689
Oh boy the voice actor really had to vent out didn't he?
This show is gave me a deep appreciation for Jesus.
>>142549826Do you also post on /mena/ ?
Good thing I can read sign.
Would you?
The dub is probably the funniest dub ever made but it's not as fun to watch alone.
>>142550935
Because you're a Jew, Jew boy
>>142557735
Can you stop looking at her panties
It's a cartoon
>>142558124
A christian cartoon at that.
Thank you for reminding me of this show /a/.
I've been saving it for years watching one episode at a time because I didn't want its humor to wear me out. Now I can go back and finish it.
Didn't they deliberately fuck up the dub because they knew the company was going under so they decided to have fun with the last project?
>>142558400
No.
The whole backstory for her lesbian mother was actually kinda touching.
>>142558400
I thought it was that the show sucked.
Reminder that she was a slut
>>142559258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRtkCGE40A
>>142549337
the purpose of language is communication
It's very easy to learn English well enough to communicate, even if your specifics are a bit off
Doesn't fly like that in many other tongues.
>>142550935
You have big fat jew lips.
What was the scariest episode?
I just love whoever dubbed Satsuki and Keishiro's mother.
And even used the same voice in the flashbacks when she's a child.
>>142559740
Tunnel episode with the taxi dude
>>142558400
The show wasn't bad per se, but it was so offensively generic that they decided to go fuck it, and spice it up.
>>142552626
I'm sorry I disagree, but Satsuki, Kaya (or whatever the name of that black cat is) and Satsuki's mom were top tier.
In fact most VA's that were involved in this.
>>142554541
Never understood.
Probably just en early 00's J-pop thing. But it's oddly fitting for the gag dub.
>>142560000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysxtVHs0agA
>>142559740
Headless rider and Taxi
>>142549670
Every Time the little kid just mumbles like a retard I lose it, that voice actor have to of had the best time recording his lines
>>142554541
Probably Japs not really fully understanding what sexy means
I love Ghost Stories but this is still the best dub of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhUo5KShCq4
>>142561712
>stupid faggot little cocksucker
Every time.
>>142550141
Deserved? I guess, but that seems kinda mean.
Anyway, the first time I saw it. I listened for a couple seconds, but then went "nah, I can't listen to this." and skipped it, but by the end I was listening to it over and over, and just yesterday I was blasting it in my car. It's great.
>>142551707
Gotta have a nice ass for Momoko.
>>142555009
Dude, that's anime Salem. Youtube Salem Saberhagen. you'll see.
>>142550356
THANK THE LORD JESUS!
It actually really fits her character, since she's supposed to be the older kid who's not afraid of anything. Real evangelicals are just like that, sometimes to their detriment.
>>142562627
Why are you replying to me for?
>>142562743
GODDAMMIT, that's why!
>>142562627
It was 100x better than her original anime character.
>>142559841
>>142560000
This! Satsuki's dubber had a great voice.
>>142559359
The best part of that video is when they go "god's okay with sodomy, but only if you're straight" and then do comedic silence while cutting to and zooming in on some dude who looks like he just wants to cry.
Satsuki's legs are lewd.
>>142565258
Uh-uuuuhh
Lewd!
>>142557735
>>142558124
impossible
THE "V" ON MY SWEATER STANDS FOR "VERY BIG DEAL"
>>142557735
Why'd you have to spoil the most glorious panty shot of the show?
>>142567418
Look at this lewd pose. Why is Satsuki so sexual?
>>142549670
>Check this out
Lost it so hard
Shin-chan dub>Ghost Stories dub
Post dubs you liked better than subs, for whatever reasons.
Digimon Movie and Medabots are givens I guess.
I want to bukkake Satsuki while she reads the news.
>>142549670
>"Alright, let's move on here. Girardy?"
>"Imma here!"
>"Campbell?"
>"Sup."
>"Emunchuck?"
>(clicking noises)
>"Sprectamengekai?"
>(electronic noise)
>"Crapper?"
>(fart noise)
God, you can just tell that they just stopped giving a fuck about accuracy near the end.
The dubtitles were underrated.
>[Keiichiro Sobâ„¢]
>You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up
>"Let's see... seven?"
>What the FUCK are you talking about!?
English dub Satsuki makes me rock hard
>Sometimes yes means no.
>And sometimes you're a bitch.
Every goddamn scene is quotable.
God, I can look at every screen cap or green text and read it in the exact voice from the show. This was such a good dub.
A Satsuki is for
>>142557383
Spice Spencer is a national treasure.
DROP THE KRISPY KREME
>>142570962
Molesting while she screams expletives and calls you a fag-fucking fart-hole kiddie fiddler.
>>142557735
stop lookin' at her haines
I wish someone streamed this show so I could bother with the whole thing.
>>142571218
Just torrent the damn show.
>>142549742
>AAAH!
>>142571275
>>142567418
everytime
>I may be a successful doctor, but first and foremost I'm a Jew
>>142571169
How are we supposed to do that when she keeps showing them off?
>>142545976
>protestants
This website only answers to the One True Holy Mother Church
Apostates get out
>>142549337
Thats because most of those rules were made up by ouiaboos to make English more like French
>>142572626
Well England was dominated by the French for a few hundred years.
>>142549337
English is the easiest language to learn by pretty much any metric. The only annoying part of english is the pronunciation but otherwise it's very easy.
>>142549449
Literally every language has that.
Was it rape?
>>142549670
all that glorious hilarious racism
Boobies... LOOOVE boobies.
>>142574870
>>142572778
>The only annoying part of english is the pronunciation but otherwise it's very easy.
And the fact we have many words that sound the same but are spelled the same/differently and mean different things
>to
>too
>two
>your
>you're
>seam
>seem
>plaice
>place
>lead
>lead
>bass
>bass
>wind
>wind
It's all in how you use them.
Run! She's a ghost AND a bitch!
>>142575010
You hurt her feelings. She's a sweet girl on the inside.
I remember there was this one section in the dub where they were in the hospital and a worker spoke Spanish to the little girl. Anyone knows what I'm talking about? I've always wanted a translation of it.
>Near the end you can tell they care less and less
>The final scene is the cats voice actor just saying thanks to various people
Best dub of all time, not even joking.
>>142575164
The one scene where Satsuki runs around the hospital, trying to find her brother but then a nurse pretty much interrupted her?
Yeah, me too.any spanishfags here to transalte that part?
>"Moshi moshi?~ ^_^"
>"Uh- I mean, hello?"
>>142575388
NANI
>>142575388
Anyone who thinks dub VAs don't know shit about anime really needs to watch this.
I mean, cripes, some of these lines sound like they were made by /a/nons.
>>142575369
I can try
>>142562524
Holy shit it is, I needed this
>>142575164
>No corren en a hospital, cabrones.
>Don't run in the hospital, cabrones. (No running in the hospital, cabrones. (Cabrones is just a vulgar pronoun))
>Perdon, haz visto un nino que luce que esta en el primer grado?
>Excuse me, have you seen a boy that makes a fool of himself that is in the first grade? (Excuse me, have you seen a little retarded boy who is in the first grade?)
>No, estupidas!
>No, stupids.
>Ah, veo. Gracias.
>Ah, I see. Thanks.
>Dije que no corren!
>I said that you don't run! (I said no running!)
Satsuki also speaks Spanish in the episode with the painting. She holds up the painting and says "Mira!", which means "Look!".
>>142575793
>vulgar pronoun
Does it have anything to do with testicles?
>>142575793
Ooo, thanks anon! I'll probably forget about this in the morning, but at least I finally scratched that itch.
>>142575855
Ive heard everything from bastard to goat fucker
>>142576352
I didn't know there were Arabs in Mexico.
>>142574963
>>>to
>>too
>>two
>>your
>>you're
>>seam
>>seem
saving graces
>plaice
I literally don't even know this word
>lead
>lead
>wind
>wind
these will never show up in the same place in a sentence unless someone is intentionally trying to be ambiguous
>bass
>bass
these will never show up without context to make it extremely easy to tell which one is being used, unless the author is intentionally trying to be ambiguous
>>142549670
God, I really wish they would dub more shitty anime like this.
>>142576500
Gather together a bunch of people with decent voices and a sense of humor, and you can make it happen!
>>142576542
Not with today's political correctness.
I swear to god, political correctness is the worst thing that has happened to the Americas and Europe.
>>142576657
>>142576542
event he "abridged" series are way to safe for an internet animation. Who still bleeps out fuck?
>>142549711
>easy mode
>German
Sure
>>142571218
No one has the attention span for the entire show at once.
>>142576542
>Gather together a bunch of people with a sense of humor.
If my time on 4chan has taught me anything, it's that this is impossible.
>>142576942
>I am a huge fucking casual, the post
I marathon it every Halloween.
>>142576988
Congratulations.
>>142577010
KIMI NO KOTO
>>142577165
WATASHI NO KOTO
>>142577200
DAREKA NO KOTO
>>142545976
I don't know how or why but I became very attached to the dub characters despite all of them being complete jokes.
>>142575855
You mean cojones
>>142574963
in french lawyer and avocado can be the same word, it's not special to english
>>142546206
Have you even seen the Japanese dub? It's completely boring, and like half the lines are completely superfluous because it's just the characters describing shit that you can see already. They probably did the English dub the way they did out of necessity. Otherwise, no one would care about it.
>>142577231
SHIRANAI KOTO
>>142577982
OSHIETE
MADA SHIRANAI HANASHI