If you were to meet your waifu tomorrow, would she be impressed with your looks and body?
My waifu is into fat-assess.
>>142438510
No but at least then I would finally just end myself after being rejected.
>>142438510
She'd probably think I'm a homo.
>>142438510
Yes
No, because I'm 3DPD.
>>142438510
She wouldn't have time, we would be cuddling and having sex all the time.
>>142438917
>wouldn't have time
What?
>>142438975
I'm too drunk to fix nor explain my grammar.
>>142438510
no, but if she rejects me I will still rape her and keep her tied in my bed.
>>142438510
>implying I would care about her if she became 3dpd too
>>>/fit/
Mentioning waifus doesn't mean you can blogpost all you want.
>>142438510
No, not at all. She also has a husbando so it does not matter.
>>142438510
probably not considering I'm a 100 lbs manlet.
>>142438510
Yes.
She better not check my bank account though
>>142438510
Most waifus love clammy, unremarkable, soft, weak, neet losers because their authors think about this shit all the time
the amount of no's in this thread is embarassing
>>142438510
No.
>>142440891
Fight me
Not only that, I wouldn't even understand what she is trying to say because I don't know Japanese
>>142440891
I'm not sure what you were expecting.
>>142438510
it depends
>>142441653
>not getting fit for your waifu
>>142441961
Then your expectations are terribly misguided.
I have no idea. A lot of foreign exchange girls liked me in high school, but I'm not sure if it was because of my looks or personality. Plus they were all European. I have no idea what is considered "foreign attractive" to Japanese girls.
I am certainly no /fit/izen, but not fat by any means. Though I do need to start working out more often; I've been gaining a bit the past half-year or so.
>>142438510
nope
But I mean, he's fugging a sarari man, so I don't think she'd mind
>>142438510
Definitely not, she'd probably put me on a training regime. Which I would gladly accept.
>>142438510
No. :(
Does my waifu know that she is my waifu? I don't think she knows what a waifu is
>>142438510
>mfw /1.5/2.5/4.5/5.75/, 200lbs, 6'0'', 20% body fat
I'll be fine I think.
>>142443331
nice stats brah
>>142438510
Yeah since I'm pretty much a chad irl and have most chicks make moves on me.
I'd probably steal alot of anons waifu's
>>142438510
Absolutely not.
It's one of the reasons I don't have a waifu to begin with, I can't imagine even a fictional character liking me.
>>142443880
Thanks breh.
>>142438510
My only chance is if she gets fucked up to the point she can not regenerate and needs my life to save her own. She would just laugh at me otherwise and ignore me.
>>142443975
It's fine anon, you could have said "no" like the rest.
>>142440891
I appreciate the honesty.
Though mine would probably be fine with me.
>>142438565
Is sheKuroyuki-himeby any chance?
>>142440580
t. obese NEET
>>142438510
I don't think she'd react too badly, especially if she's interested in theBBC.
My waifu's bi. So she would probably like my petiteness.
Not yet but I'm working on it. One day she'll be impressed. I guess she'd prefer Ottermode.
