I'm in love with Sayaka /a/
Dutchanon pls.
we all are, whether we know it or not.
You know how this goes.
>>142429823I'm surprised you know my location
>>142431633
You fucking off.
>>142431899
Why must you be so rude?
>>142431962
Quit posting that awful image every chance you get.
>>142431633
You go to hell.
Please post more Sayakas.
>>142432389
I go to sleep now. Night /a/
>>142432555
>>142432389
Make me
>>142427843
Put your trip back on Kevin.
>>142432616
I prefer mustard with my ketchup
>>142432980
You also prefer to ruin threads with your tastes.
Posting low-quality content after all.
>>142432980
Mustard tastes awful.
>>142433082
>anything with Mami
>low quality
>>142433082
>>142427843
Have fun with her. Sayaka is a beauty.
>>142433161
Pairing Mami romantically with characters who already have respective partners is most certainly low-brow.
You should know this by now. Assuming you've been told constantly.
>>142433164
Not anymore, was only a matter of time but I rather not post the pair in poor quality threads.
>>142433341
But they don't have respective partners. As far as we know, she and Sayaka could just be friends.
Two's company, three's a crowd.
>>142433150
Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
I wonder what Sayaka and Godoka do in Heaven
>>142433453
See, long as both share strong feelings for another, that's a sure fact that they're closer to each other than they are with any other charcater.
You, posting content that portrays Kyouko and Mami romantically slanders the meaningful feelings both she and Sayaka share.
>>142433586
>>142433640
You seem upset since you immediately resort to spamming.
Also it's a fact that you're treating the relationships the story portrays like garbage.
I would unironically watch this
>>142432231
Picture's ok.
>>142433862
No it's not, the characters are not whores.
>>142433834
>You seem upset since you immediately resort to spamming.
It's fun knowing there are idiots like you existing to make my existence feel more relevant.
>>142433835
Fuck that shit. That was major nightmare fuel as a kid.
>>142433834Their "feelings" aren't meaningful because they don't existThe "relationships" in the story aren't being treated like garbage. They are nonexistent, and as such, are just as open to portrayal as any other ship
>>142433983
Preach it brother
>>142433907
Of course, but it's just fanart, don't need to get all worked up over it.
>>142427843
There's absolutely nothing wrong in loving best Meguca,
How lewd is too lewd?
>>142434001
Point being, it's posted in almost every Madoka thread. Which gets tedious.
>>142434076
WEW LADDEH
>>142427843
Sayaka was always my favorite girl in Madoka and I never understood /a/'s hate for her, both before and after watching the show. At least after Rebellion people gave her a break and went after Homu.
By the way why do these threads always fill up with yuri pics? Some of the pairings don't even make sense.
>>142434082
It's not for me, it reminds me how badly I'd fuck Kyoko which is fine.
>>142434117
It's not about whether they make sense or not, what we like is simply based on our perspective, I like all shippings that exist within madoka magica because why should we stick to the majority norms, fuck that.
Soy sauce and ketchup have a weird taste together, but it's a good kind of weird.
>>142434178
>I like all shippings that exist within madoka magica
I thought shipping was all about picking one couple (usually canon) and running with that, not pairing everyone up with everyone else.
>>142434076
>>142433983
>Their "feelings" aren't meaningful because they don't exist
See that's where you're wrong. You don't even provide any reasons as to why you think they're non-existent. Obviously you are wrong because the two both share intimate moments in the story that express their feelings.
>They are nonexistent, and as such, are just as open to portrayal as any other ship
Again, no examples to back up your cliam.
>>142434117
>and went after Homu.
But she did nothing wrong
I prefer ketchup and raspberry
>>142434390
They don't exist, how is that hard to comprehend? They aren't tangible they are just animations made with personalities made by a person who actually exists.
>>142434394
The threads blowing up over AI YO were hilarious, one of the best moments on /a/ in recent years.
>>142434431
Stop posting them in this thread.
>>142434412
Obligatiory, threadly request for you to go eat a dick, or otherwise seek professional mental health counseling.
>>142434117
>why do these threads always fill up with yuri pics?
Because a couple of autists who can't behave civilly in a thread spam crack content to death because they convince them selves that they're pissing people off when all they're really doing is ruining threads with their spitefull nature. They're almost impossible to reason with.
>>142434573
I think I preferred it when your trip was Kevin.
>>142434535
Make me faggot
>>142434325
That's unfortunately what a lot of blind shippers seem to forget.
>>142434623
So you still admit to not liking KyouSaya.
>>142434644
You're right, they do exist, only in that delusional head of yours. You must have a couple of screws loose.
>>142434573
How about you seek help, tripshit with multiple personas.
>>142434706
You don't tell me what to do bitch
>>142434727
Fuck off and die
>>142434824
You're too obvious, no one here actually buys the act of you being a fan of KyouSaya.
>>142435016
>>142435064
Post ketchup and raspberry or shut the FUCK up
>>142435142
How about post punctuation, something you lack.
>>142434394
Wasn't telling her mortal nemesis about the now non-existant witches and Madoka wrong?
>>142435246
Given enough time, the qbs would have discovered it themselves.
>>142434117
>and I never understood /a/'s hate for her,
she liked murdered a guy
So how about that Madoka Magica? All the megucas truly are great girls. Shame what happened to them in the series. At least Rebellion brought them all back. That cake song was fun.
Homura is a good girl who deserves love and eternal salvation.
>>142435366
No she didn't
And even she did, who cares? He and his buddy were being no-name assholes.
>>142435268
Yeah how'd you find out I'm the queen of England? Sheeeeit
>>142435413
I know right. Clearly any of the posts I made bumped the thread and not the posts that are about 30 seconds apart from mine.
>>142435586
That coming from you KEK
>>142435268
>Nah, I'm actually a fan of the series.
>lets one person prevent doujinshi being made
That is no excuse.
If Kyouko gave you a blow job, her fang would mutilate your dick
>>142435771
>>142435852
Go throw your bitch fit over at dynasty shithead
>>142436037
Fuck off normie scum
>>142436100
Go drink some bleach my man
>>142436312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbn7oxXh38
>>142436312
Funny, I got banned a while ago because I told you to stream yourself drinking Bleach.
Wonder if a mod would even give you a warning.
Just wondering,HOW CAN THE OTHER GIRLS COMPETE?
Protip:They can't
>>142436674
Simple (well, not really):
By devoting her entire existence so that Madoka can attain what she desires.
What's wrong with this pic?
>>142436674They don't want to parttake in your ecchi games, ecchi master !GM.That is why they can't compete.
>>142436908
>tumblr filename
>down scale
>homu holding bebe
>poor portrayal
>>142437100
>homu holding bebe
Correct.
>>142437232
>people will take this romantically
Just bros, Homu's not even blushing.
>>142437330
>>142437232
Kyoko could use her own hair. Granted, Homura has better hair, but still, she's got plenty of length.
I want each Madoka to tie me down and tickle every square inch of my body!
>>142437431
Why have there been so many tumblr fags here recently? Fucking KILL YOURSELVES
>>142437665
Whatever, posting tumblr art isn't upsetting anyone.
>>142434412
>fiction and nonexistent are t the same thing
We're reaching reality bending levels of autism here, lads
>>142434644
An idea of something and that actual thing are different things. People have depicted dragons or werewolves and other things like that for centuries, but I doubt you'll ever run into either of those things.
>>142437951
>it's autism 'cause i say so
>>142438339
The story exists, but that's all their "relationships" are. A story. It's an idea, and nothing more.
>>142439000
>you should really actually read things before you reply to them.
not him , but fuck that shit, i dont have the time for that, especially with the walls of texts you throw, ill just respond to a couple words that stick out
>>142439915
That's neither autistic nor psychotic; that's just being a lazy ass.
>>142439000
>you just admitted you're wrong
How? Sure the story exists, but that doesn't make it definite, or unalterable. Ideas aren't just a single constant. They can be manipulated and reshaped, like clay. This is why fanart / fiction exists, because people take a prexisting idea and alter it into a new image. This isn't degrading the story, it's simply painting a new vision.
>The number two can be degraded
How in fuck do you degrade the number two?
Daily reminder that these two will make up and become friends at the end of the series
>>142434431
Those things don't go together though.
now Raspberries and Blackberries, on the other hand...
You guys Sayaka isn't gay. She's straight and in a relationship with Kevin.
>>142440787
>>142440787
>implying "Kevin" isn't a reverse trap
>implying Sayaka isn't into polygamy
>>142440787
She's a fictional character.
>>142440588
>>142440714
>>142440859
Reminder to please stop ruining threads with your off-topic low-brow content that derails the thread into endless shitposting.
>>142440854
Fine, I'll give you a serious post.
A Madoka Magica Blue Ray disk and the idea of the story are completely different things. You should know this.
Stories aren't defined by "data", whatever that's supposed to mean. They're merely concepts within the minds of those that absorb that media. Nothing more, nothing less.
The original story is its own, sure, but why must the fans be confined to the timeline of the original story? What if different routes were taken within the plot, different relationships formed, different personalities given? Why should we not be able to explore these possibilities and branch off into new horizons?
Subtracting one from two doesn't "degrade" the two. It transforms it into a one. It turns into a completely different concept. Just like if you add one to it and make it three. You aren't "enhancing" the number two by adding one to it, you're transforming it into a completely different number.
I don't appreciate you calling me pathological though. I prefer "habitual". Sounds better.
>>142441138
cute
>>142441270
k senpai
>>142440859
Kyouko's gay was too strong and it rubbed off on her.
>>142441410
Then maybe you should stop telling people they should be dead or need to kill themselves.
>>142441484
God, Kyouko is so fit. She looks like Ali Spagnola.
>>142441665
Here's something that will really bake your noodle:
How much crack do you think has been posted solely to irritate you, and hence would not have been posted if not for your presence?
>>142441912
Honestly, that's the reason anyone posts crack, you know, you can kinda compare these threads to madoka magica, there always has to be some balance between opposing forces, if one leaves then the other will. It's like he does what he does to maintain some kind of balance in these threads.
>>142442334
Cool.
They look the cutest together
I'm also in love with Sayaka!
>>142442544
Awww, it shows just how butthurt you really are.
>>142441101
Even if there are about a hundred different timelines nothing much changes in regards to how Homu feels about Madoka, that being that she's gay for her and her only
It's an inevitability, much like Sayaka always dying
>>142442830
Go back to sweden you lib cuck
>>142442830citation needed
Megucas aren't for sexual.
>>142442869
Anime
Manga
Movies
Spin offs
Interviews
>>142442931
But they are
Oi! There was a Sayaka thread!
>>142443442
what's it like dating Sayaka, Kevin?
>>142443442
There be, there be!
>>142443542
There's a lot of cute and a lot ofJUSTICE.
>>142443330
>>142443631
You know what's weird? You're in Madoka threads constantly, and you don't even like the Madoka series.
>>142443442
A shit one, she's too good for this thread.
>>142443794
But I do like the series. I'm just open minded.
>>142443824
I'm here now so it's okay.
>>142443946
Again, I'm not degrading anything. You're making this a bigger deal than it needs to be.
>>142443872
Do you have like a feed or something
And you've done this for how many years already? I've lost count.
Where is Kevin-kun?
>>142444291
Here >>142444131 is Kevin-kun!
>>142444289
Probably 4-5 years? And no, I go to Pivix or the boorus and download each one.
>>142444291
Here!
I have few Sayaka images.
>>142444253
>>142444366
>>142444450
Please just quit your shit already.
>>142444450
Those are all terrible and heavily flawed.
>>142444555
Hard to argue with that.
>>142444450
Go away.
>>142444653
Rude
>>142444846
You're bar none the most pathetic anon in this thread.
>>142444921
k
Rebel <3 Good Girl.
I wonder if licking the soul gem like would actually cause arousal.
>>142444988
>>142444956
I wonder what it would take to make you act like a civil and rational human being.
>>142444988
It's called soul gem play, dense fuck.
>>142434449
sick burn anon
>>142445080
You have to hear the commentaries with Aoi Yuki's reactions whenever Kyouko comes on screen.
"Kyouko! Kyouko Kitta! Kyouko! Moe!"
>>142445130
Yeah, sick up vote for an old post, rk9.
>>142445151
Mami a breast
>>142445275
>friendly
>>142445213
>>142445213
http://exhentai.org/g/829675/7ec68a0f0f/
All hands on deck!
I mean rack.
All hands on rack!
>>142445552
It's a sexy doujin.
>>142445623
If there were more no futa orgy on Mami doujins I'd post them.
>>142445899
They're all thinking about making a sexy Neapolitan.
Post Sayaka you shitposters.
>>142447041
Kevin, you just bumped a thread that shits on Sayaka.
You're no better than any other shitposter.
>>142447086
POST SAYAKA-CHAN
>>142447149
I'm on my phone, I have no Sayaka images to sage with. Just her and Kyouko, which I rather not post in this thread.
>>142447182
Get a booru app, download Sayaka pics, upload Sayaka pics. Easy.
>>142447233
It's fine, I rather not.
>>142447295
Then stop posting?
>>142447311
In this thread? Definitely.
>>142447401
Thank you.
>>142445899
>Mami NTRs Homura
>The series will truly come full circle
My ass = reamed
>>142447682
Stop.
Rare Sayaka. Just scanned.
Kill yourself
>>142448931
>>142448989
>claims he posts crack to try and "troll" people
>means all he cares is getting a rise out of people
>never once tried to get "a rise" out of !Akemi who publicly cries about not having friends
Your words and actions do not match up. They contradict.
You don't care about "getting a rise" out of people, you just want to spam crack at people because they put your down for what you like.
It's also impossible for you to be multiple people, as again, for ten whole years before you got here, telling off shipping shitposters was the normal and they never spammed when they got told off.
>claims he posts crack to try and "troll" people
>means all he cares is getting a rise out of people
>never once tried to get "a rise" out of !Akemi who publicly cries about not having friends
Your words and actions do not match up. They contradict.
You don't care about "getting a rise" out of people, you just want to spam crack at people because they put your down for what you like.
It's also impossible for you to be multiple people, as again, for ten whole years before you got here, telling off shipping shitposters was the normal and they never spammed when they got told off.
>>142449164
I wonder if you will ever realize how transparent you are and how your actions do nothing but make you lose out. Image how much content there would be if you just stopped attacking people.
>>142449164
I want to tongue kiss MegaHomu in public.
Kill everyone in this thread.
Why are all Meguca threads cancer?
Hey, get a load of this: ACK has started his mouth-frothing shenanigans in the Kabaneri threads too.
