how do I seduce a babe like yui
Create a trail of bowtie pasta to your van.
Just rape her.
>>142116086
In some areas having sex with a mentally handicapped person is legally considered rape.
Get a dog and hang around intersections that lead to instrument stores, then when she takes the bait, ask her if she would like a dog-sitting job, then have a bunch of yumi snacks ready whenever she passes by to pickup the dog for walks, and sweet-talk her every chance you get
>>142116086
$20 and a cellphone charm. She's pretty easy.
Become a younger version of Mio
Any shiny object
Candy. She's fucking stupid.
>>142116086
Become a short, flat chest, tweentail, tsundere.
>>142117321
Mugi did that and got friendzoned.
>>142116086
Buy a hawk to train a monkey and then she'd have to eat the eggs, but don't ask why
Yui is asexual and incapable of being seduced. She has never seen a penis and never will see a penis, at least not willingly.
>>142116086
She is taken and she sleeps with him every night.
>>142117358
Azucato is her sex buddy.
