Screaming solves everything. If it doesnt, scream louder.
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TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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laser attacks are weighted and can be blocked by muscles
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Never be too happy, else someone will probably die
Tsunderes will almost always be flatchested and/or blonde
If your enemy beats you, don't forget to think about your friends to win this fight
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Things always bulge before they explode.
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Being stupid,oblivious,and useless gets you laid
The main character will always live alone and his/her parents will be either dead or traveling
Keit-ai always finds a way.
The main character always has a tsundere childhood friend that will cockblock him everytime he tries to make a move with the main girl
Girls with pink hair and big tits have an annoying innocence to them along with an annoying voice.
if you are a loser with no intelligence , future or any good attribute , you are going to get 2 or more girls with the body of a super model
bonus points if the character is a loser and a otaku
Rule 1: It can't be helped.
Rule 2: It CAN'T be helped.
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boob grabbing is something your always ashamed of doing, never proud
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>How to spot the /v/ermin crossboarder.
