>meanwhile, in /a/ Prison...
if repeating numbers i get out of this hellhole
The showers are overflowing with dropped soap.
i thought she was 13
>>141889609
They may have given me a life sentence for just saying this, but I still think Naruto is a pretty okay show
>>141889795
But it literally is
>>141889609
Where you going, freshmeat?
What are we gonna do on the bed, aniki?
i've acclimated to the sounds of grown men pretending to be little girls while fucking each other
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A SLEEP OVER WITH SO MANY GIRLS, CAN WE HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT OR SOMETHING?
>>141889857
Oh to the laundry room, my bodypillow reeks of semen and i need to wash it. Care to join me?
>>141889650
Everyone wants to get raped but no one is alpha enough to do the raping.
I'm not afraid to say it: the warden is a lame shitty self-insert
What do you like to do in the courtyard?
>>141889849
sssh don't let the guards hear youBut seriously Naruto is trash. It started out okay, but it is basically a giant archetype for mediocre shounens, complete with way too many filler arcs, and poorly conceived underdog victories for the protagonist
Is /a/ prison where they send the people that make Bleach and Naruto threads?
>>141890015
Don't forget the Jojo and one piece generals
>>141890015
Back before they became admin-sanctioned, yes
>>141890074
them too, SNK generals also
>>141889993
Teaparty Picnics, what else would there be to do on the outside?
>>141890015
and the ERP anons
>>141889609
>meanwhile in /a/ prison>MCMICHAEL claimed these posts were a joke
>>141890074
What's wrong with Jojo generals other than the spoilers?
If you want to complain about a general then talk about the Madoka tripfag circlejerks.
Is there a guide on how to get raped?
I do everything by the book: drop the soap, fight nigger, spread my ass in front of inmates. But I am still a virgin.
>>141890119
isn't he getting out in a couple years or something?
>>141890180
You are too innocent and cute for rape. Please go to my cell block so we can make love.
>>141889609
Anon's body pillow gets shanked and he seeks revenge by getting help from the black crew in exchange for moves lists for fighting games.
>>141889939
I would pay for a show like this
>>141890202
I just want to get fucked in the ass, not make love it sounds gay.
>>141889609
The big and tall guys would do the raping while the skinny traps just put on some lipstick and start sucking our dicks.
>>141890222
checked
And I think what you're looking for is every harem ever.
>>141890242
I'm not even that dude and I'd fuck you in the ass in the gayest way possible just for you.
I'm going to start a riot. You guys make a break for it while you can.
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS IM NOT A GIRL I JUST HAVE LONG HAIR, STOP BEING SHY IS CREEPING ME OUT
>>141889609
>/a/ prison
Based on what I'm reading it's just a collection of homosexuals.
>>141890307
Y-you mean you're going to do it while kissing me?
>>141890436
>implying i'd stop there
>>141890435
>just a collection of homosexuals
Where do you think you are?
>>141890435
But we're all Little girls here
I did 5 calendars
Yay I'm finally a NEET again!
>>141890119
He probably would've never gotten caught if he didn't brag about it.
>>141890513
that doesn't make it less gay
>>141890547
>Tfw no Misaki to visit you on prison
>>141890629
Let's rape the guards
I fucking hate those general gangs near the basketball field, those fuckers outnumber everyone and they are the only ones sucking dick. It's not fair dick sucking is for everyone, they are ruining my special place that I was forced in.
>>141890513
According to anime there is no group of people gayer than little girls.
Denied the escapism of anime and video games, anon an heros, bleeding out in the cell.
Dubs for parole
If I drop the soap on my head do I get headpats?
Is there an anime character with an Adibisi hat?
What are you in for?...
Me?
I liked the Tsukihime anime
>/a/ prison
>>141890435
>just a collection of homosexuals
This should be a banner
Hey. What are you in for?
>>141889691
I thought she was 1300
>>141890993
These dubs got me 3 years in this shithole
>>141889609
D-did you guys hear about the guy who posted Yotsuba porn and got sentenced to the electric chair on the same day? they told me that you can still hear his laments if you go near it at night.
The guards are doing bed checks soon. Maybe I can fap in front of them.
Who wants to brush each others teeth?
>>141890993
I didn't do nothing, all I did was talk to some rich kid named moot and the next thing I knew, I was here.
>>141890810
Headpats and holding hands are prohibited for being too lewd.
>>141890993
I stole someone's dubs.
Wtach out guys, if a guard catches you doing something stupid, You'll get send into the detention cell which only has 1 tv to withendless eightplaying endlessly.
>>141890894
>>141891014
>>141891098
You guys thing you're tough? I got here for posting a nipple, yeah you heard it, a full blown,bare, pink nipple in all it's glory.
>>141890993
Ienjoyed moeshit
>>141890119
It was interesting case really.
>>141890163
Literally every jojo thread is exactly the same. Same jokes, same memes, same rhinoceros beetle, same anons, same responses, same rhinoceros beetle, same amount of responses, same OP images, same anons
How much do they pay the guards?
I wonder if somebody here can get me a rock hammer
it's small and it looks like a pickaxe..
>>141890993
Posting spoilers
>>141891155
As much as they pay the mods
>>141890993
Being non-functioning in general
>>141891155
You tell me
>>141891114
They were a mod's dubs.
Lights out!
>>141891155
they do it for free
>>141890993
Liking Diebuster
>>141891196
Y-Y-Y-Y-YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>141891132
You said rhinocerous beetle twice asshole
>>141890993
Trafficking loli
Oh shit the wardens coming
>>141890993
I used a tumblr image.
>>141891233
Yeah, it was the same one both times.
>>141891260
>>141891260
I heard she's a fierce, unforgiving loli
Hey punta, if you don wan Rodrigo to take your food no more you gotta give him some kumikos. That's the currency in here amigo. Tell you wat, give me a nice rare one and i'll watch yo back mane.
>>141891196
s-someone hold me i'm scared
>>141890993
I used "That".twice
Why won't the wardens remove the guy shitting in the courtyard? Fucking faggots not doing their jobs.
>>141891336
m-masaka
>>141891336
How are you still alive?
I CAME LOOKIN FO' HANDS TO HOLD
NOW SEE HERE, I LIKE YA...AND I WANT YA
WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY
>>141891315
Fuck off spic Kumiko a shit. Asuka best girl.
>>141891315
It's puta, guey.
You're a fraud, homes. The real currency here is smugs.
>>141891336
Holy shit!
I TOLD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS TO STOP JACKING OFF IN THE SHOWER
FUCKING CLUMPS OF HAIR AND SEMEN SEEPING OUT OF THE GODDAMN DRAIN
DISGUSTING FUCKING DEGENERATES
>>141891114
>>141891411
You jizz clumps of hair?
Gross, man.
>>141890993
Getring dubs
>>141891260
How big are them titties?
>>141890993
Crashing a plane
>>141890993
Selling shota dakimakura to lonely women.
>>141889609
This place doesn't look too bad. Are there any cool clubs?
>>141891411
What hair? I have no hairs except the ones on my head!
>>141891427
NO
BUT WHEN HALF THE PRISON POPULATION REFUSES TO FUCKING SHAVE
SHIT STARTS TO BUILD UP
YOU KNOW WHERE IT BUILDS UP?
IN THE FUCKING DRAINS!
I wish I got the electric chair instead of being stranded here
This place is A-M-A-A-A-Z-I-N-G!
Don't worry guys, we're all free now.
You're in the yard watching dubbed Jojo's Bizzare Adventure on kissanime when these guys catch you. What do?
>>141891470
A-anon keep your voice down you'll wake up the guards...
>mfw I get second cell from the back, with a window facing outside
So anon
What are you in for?
>>141891499
Suck their dicks and beg for forgiveness.
Are there any gangs I need to watch out for?
>>141891461
No clubs, justdubs
>>141891499
>jojo
>dubbed
>kiss anime
I deserved to get the shit beat out of me for that
>>141891518
Posting lewds of Yotsuba
>>141889609
SOMEONE HELP IM NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE I FUCKING SWEAR IT WASNT ME!!
>>141889650
Probably dropped by Lelouch
[plays Jibun Wo]
>>141890993
I said liking a girl who has a dick makes you gay.
>>141891504
HOW ABOUT /YOU ALL/
KEEP /YOUR/ VOICES DOWN
EVERY GOD DAMNED NIGHT THE MOANS OF A THOUSAND LOST SOULS CARRY DOWN THE HALLS, CLIMAXING IN UNISON
AT LEAST WHEN I JERK OFF TO IT I DON'T HOLLER LIKE A FUCKING BABOON
>>141891552
HAHA
F
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>>141891547
Hey man, I wouldn't go round telling people that. You don't know what they do to guys like you in here.
>>141891561
>>141890119
>\things\don't click\cp\cp
every time.
thad the fucking man.
>>141890993
Liking StrikerS.
>>141890993
I didn't do nothing. Cops=fags
Lunch time! Line up maggots. It's time to get your grub
>>141891505
>window
/a/ prison would be maximum security. Only the most hardened criminals are in here.
I wish I could tell you that anon fought the power, and the moefags let him be...but prison is no fairytale world
>>141891582
*Punches your chin to knock you out*
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.51_[2016.05.22_21.23.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ukM8fuG.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.51_[2016.05.22_21.23.22].jpg")
Please do in orderly fashion, everybody will get lunch!
>>141891313
I-is she going to shove a hair ornament down my urethra?
>>141891612
T-there's a hair in my meal sir....
>>141891612
D-does lunch come in bento boxes?
>>141891612
What's in the menu today?
>>141891643
There's gonna be a dick in your mouth in a minute if you don't put food in it first.
>>141890993
I called Kevin a faggot and he locked me up.
>>141891603
Best girl
>>141891641
Ha!
let me let you in on a secret - I enjoy that!
Do namefags get their own ward?
>>141891652Your waifu.
>>141891499
>dubbed Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
oh fuck dude, not jojo i'm not that gay
>>141890993
Daiz.
>>141891612
Is it sugoi oishii?
![[Tsundere] To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S - 18 [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8D270A8E].mkv_snapshot_00.13_[2015.12.19_14.15.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6mSYwWr.jpg "[Tsundere] To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S - 18 [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][8D270A8E].mkv_snapshot_00.13_[2015.12.19_14.15.09].jpg")
>>141891643
Are you saying there's something wrong with my cooking?
Alright, whose dick I gotta suck to get some loli round here?
Some new blood just transferred here from Horriblesubs Penitentiary. His favorite anime are One Punch Man, Erased, and Attack on Titan. He gets his shows from kissanime. How do you and the boys break him?
>>141890993
I streamed a dubbed episode of SAO because I missed it on Toonami.
MONTHLY PROSTATE HEALTH CHECK TIME
>>141891674
But I don have a waifu
>will never get into anime THAT much
>>141891622
HES FAST
>>141891690
I hold his hand and jerk his cute boy penis until he cums.
>>141891470
Why would I shave? I'm a cute little girl. Cute little girls don't have any body hair, silly. Now say I'm a cute little girl. SAY I'M A CUTE LITTLE GIRL AND PAT MY HEAD OR THIS SHIV GOES UP YOUR ASS I SWEAR TO GOD
>>141891603
best girl
>>141891674
>>141891690
Make him watched Lain in my cell with me.
>>141891690
That nigga gonna get stabbed
>>141891687
There were a pair of legs in mine, step it up.
>>141891687
T-the f-food is perfect
S-sorry to bother you
>>141891690
tickle his prostate
with my dick
>>141891618
Tripfags are in solitary confinement since they're so special.
>>141891581
A-anon I think it's time for you to stop shitposting... The guards have made their stance on it pretty clear....
>>141891643
Happens when you eat nothing but dick
>>141891690
Force him to watch Elfen Lied on repeat until he thinks its the greatest anime ever conceived.
The warden sits in his office with a riding crop and a bunch of mannequins with wigs and anime face masks. He masturbates all day until someone finds that he is not actually the warden. The warden is in the room above him, watching via camera feed and uses the man below as a decoy.
>>141891703
Fuck off you norma.
>>141891710
I didn't move my mouse up and down when playing ero games for nothing
Class time! Who's ready for Ethics 101?
>>141891735
Huh, that's funny, I had an entire torso - with the arms and everything!
>>141891650
Yes, here it is.
>>141891745
That sounds a lot safer than the rest of the prison at this rate.
I'm sharing a cell with Mr. Anime. What do I do?
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! The warden's been forcing us to dance for EIGHT DAYS STRAIGHT! Nagato, I want off this wild ride! Give me a club application ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xx4tszZ-DE
WARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Hello everyone. I am warden. Does anyone have questions?
Anyone want to give source on that cutie in the yard? Where can I find them when I get out of here?
>>141891769
B-Baker-sensei!
Will you teach me how to be a upstanding citizen when I get out of the clink?
Bear is my bitch please don't suck his dick, that's for me only.
>>141891809
find it out yourself!
I'm not gonna spoonfeed you!
>>141891819
I'm sucking his dick as we speak. And I'll swallow, too!
What do the prison uniforms look like?
I want to wear a skirt and thigh high socks...
>>141891805
When the fuck does our old warden come back?
>>141891819
I think you got that backwards.
>>141891805
Can we get some subs that isn't horrible subs or funi?
>>141891805
Yes, I do. How many lolis are we allowed to keep in our cells?
>>141891848
He's in the clink with us now too, he got busted for shitposting too hard.
no wonder you're all in prison you're admitting to your crimes left and right you fucking amateurs
"You're the new cellmate?"
"So what are you in for, watching anime on youtube?"
>>141891835
I'm going to set Ledouch with a shank on you.
>>141890119
Post Thad.
Let me give you some advice, kid: never trust a semen demon.
>>141891835
You couldn't!
>>141891845
Too bad! You get to wear bland orange clothing. Hadn't you asked, you would've gotten cute blue striped panties, a short skirt and a pantyhose!
Too bad! You'll only watch your fellow prisoners with envy!
>>141891818
Of course! It's my duty as prison sensei to teach you guys to be the best citizens you can be!
I'm only in here because I said that there is literally nothing wrong with 3D. I stand by my words.
>>141890993
I'm a reifag
Hands off Lelouch, he is mine to ass rape alone.
H-hi I just got transferred in from cell block D
N-nice to meet you all!
Some dude just touched my penis, do I stab him or give him anime recommendations?
>>141890993
Accidentally seeded an episode of Bakuon for 8 hours without a vpn
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IB8audS.png "latest[1].png")
This is your warden tonight.
>>141891915
What's that smell? What are you holding?
>>141891196
YADA! MOU~
B-be gentle!
>>141891928
> giving anime recommendations
you should be stabbed
Hey guys, I think my bunkmate is being tsundere, how do I make him full dere?
>>141891928
was he cute? whats his cell block?
>>141891928
Suck his dick to show him who's top dawg
>all this fresh meat
>>141891915
Anyone ready to brake the record next week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjMd2Vabcv8
Y-YOSH
I AM FINALLY FREE
SEE YOU SUCKERS
>>141891958
I thought grabbing someone's penis was code for anime recommendations.
>>141891805
Can you put on a pair of bunny ears to make your appearance more accessible for our younger prisoners?
Arrested for torturing and killing a hamster.
Pic related.
I just walked in on 12 nude men furiously sucking and fucking each other like animals
Don't talk to me about horror
>>141891999
No anon! Didn't you know! When you escape you become trapped on /v/ island!
>>141891999
This is your warden tonight.
>>141892023
Welcome to the penitenti/a/ry
>>141891976
H-hi, I'm anon, I'll be your new cellmate, yo-you can do what ever you want to me :3
>>141891999
>getting trips
damn, and you were so close to getting out of here
>>141891769
>Ayyyeee look nigga, we got a hot white bitch teaching us
>DAMN YOU LOOK FINE GURL. SHOW US THE GOODS CUZ
>P-please settle down, let's all do our best and learn something new!
>(wolf whistles)
>I haven't fucked a lady in years, wonder what those tittys would feel like
>Yamete! Please don't say such hidoi things!
>Hold her ass down Deshawn
>YAAAAA! YAMETE KUDASAI
>Ahron, you took care of the guards right?
>I iced them nigga
>let's get to fucking then
>N-no! Not there! There's no way that big thing will fit! Yaaaa!!! GWA AARRRRHHG
>ITAI! ITAI YO! PLEASE STOP DOING SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE
>shut the fuck up you loud ass hoe!
>Imma fuck this botty senpai
>B-both at once YAAAAAMMMETEEEE!
>(20 minutes kater)
>MORE! MORE! RELEASE YOUR SEMEN IN MY WOMB!
>Shut yo ass up nigga
>IKUUUUUU!!!
Why does this guard never stand up from his desk? Maybe he's crippled? Or maybe he's hiding"that"
>>141892036
>/a/ prison is on /v/ island
This is true terror.
>>141892023
M-men? What are those? There are only cute girls here!
>>141891999
Getting trips only sends you back
>>141890993
I streamed a raw since the torrent wasn't up yet
>>141892036
>I AM FINALLY FREE
What did he mean by this?
My roommate keeps trying to brush my teeth /a/, is this wierd?
Man, do your cells smell like shit!
You're not making it easy for the janitors at all! God damn, it all smells like dried semen...and you know orgies are forbidden outside of /that/ room, right!
STOP BREAKING THE RULES!
I'm on laundry duty. Can you write your cell number on your blue and white striped pantsu please?
They all look the same, you might not get your pair back if you don't.
>>141891999
There's only one way to attain true freedom.
>>141892107
Good idea, I don't want to not be wearing someone else's pantsu.
>>141891999
>trying to escape
>>141892107
Mine has multiple semen stains so its pretty hard to mix it up
>>141892066
Anon. Anon! You know what happens when you daydream in my class, don't you? It's time for your penalty game
>>141890993
Iheld hands with a girl.
Call me onii-chan, bitch! Call me onii-chan!
>>141892107
A-Ah!
Mine are orange and white, you won't be able to mistake them!
>>141890993
Having a waifu.
>>141892155
Unironic question here.
Am I gay if this post turned me on a little bit?
>>141892176
Do the people that post about having multiple waifus get the electric chair?
>>141892139
TASTE MY BIG BONER
Guards! Guards! Someone stole my pantsu please help!
>>141891999
You tripped while escaping.
>>141892185
Yes, faggot. Now kiss me.
>>141892155
>not glorious onii-sama or goshujin-sama
Shit taste senpai.
>>141892185
Depends. Who did you imagine yourself as?
>>141892195
Nice.
You thought you were safe in prison?You're wrong
>>141892205
>says the anon in the next cell that hears you trying to rape your cellmate.
>>141892145
You might think so, but you are mistaken.
>>141892235
GUARDS! SOMEONE SMUGGLED KEIT-AI IN AGAIN!
>>141892221
Well, he used aggressive language (called me bitch) so I imagined myself being proneboned
