Hitch and Sasha best girls.
I want Bert to live a long and fulfilling life.
Where's Anniebot?!
Boris is still trying to 'win' me.
Mikasa a cute girl!
>>141870929
Hopefully gone for good.
I want Reiner to find happiness with the waifu/husbando of his choice. ;_;
>>141870929
Dead
>>141870841
Calm down Jean.
>>141870929
He kept getting beaten by the Bertfag and committed sudoku
>>141871007
I want him to kill JSC and go completely insane.
>>141870929
Probably asleep in their crystal.
>>141871232
As long as Bertolt's around, he won't let Reiner go insane.
>>141871232
I want him to get insane too. I doubt he will kill JSC but just one of them. Probably Connie by Reiner or Bert.
Rico's puffy smells like dirt.
>>141871006
>>141871046
>>141871214
Anniebot, pls come back. Here's an Annie pic, I hope it is enough to summon you.Anyone has that picture of Annie holding a robot?
>>141871268
I hope so.
>>141871232
Imagine the butthurt if Reiner kills all three of them.
>>141871556smells like Manlet cum right now
>>141871095
If it was Jean then Mikasa would be up there too.
>>141871757
Maybe old Jean but not the current one.
>>141871556
>>141871698
People like you should be flayed alive by Ian's ghost.
>>141871658
He already killed Marco and survived getting his head severed, if he killed all of JSC there'd be literally no redemption for him at all.Except me, I'll always love Reiner.
>>141871658
Imagine the butthurt if Bert kills Reiner.
>>141871850
It's true though. Manlet requested her himself.
>it's going to be another sashathread with no sasha
I want to pat her head.
>>141871658
I'd stop being a Reinerfag.
>>141871877
Whoever Bert kills it would be righteous, there's no need to be bullhurt.
>>141872034
Post Sasha?
>>141871006
Yes she is Levi
>>141872086
I would be butthurt if it was Armin. If anyone kills Bert, it should be Eren or Mikasa.
>>141872097
Not him, but damn right.
>>141872018
Requested? Rico isn't a whore!!
>>141872176
Are you trying to say MikaQT was manlet the entire time?
>>141872515
Yes
>>141872540
This makes a lot of sense
And all the EM posting, he wants nothing more than to cuck Eren.
>>141872460
That's not what the last thread implies
>>141872725
People like to draw lewd things off Rico because they want to feel close to her. She isn't whore! Berbists are mean.
>>141872193
>Mikasa
>Killing Bert
>Being useful
nice meme.
>What I think is happening...
>...is that what we can SEE and the true nature of what actually EXISTS...
>...are totally different things.
What did she mean by this?
>>141873080
She's starting to realise that, as a character in a manga, she doesn't actually exist and that's why magic is possible.
>>141872904
I want to be close with her ayyyyy
>>141873080
It means BRA's genocidal tendencies might be actually for the greater good.
>>141873214
Stop it, you're insulting cute girls for no reason.
>>141872576
Definitely
>>141873080
She's talking about her trannyhood.
>>141872904
>Berbists are mean
They are the nicest anons in these threads.
>>141873080
It means BRA did nothing wrong.
obligatoryded series, ded thread
>>141874321
*takes a dump*
>>141870988
>Hitch thinks Boris wants her horse aids ridden gaping vagina hole
Reminder that Armin's plan will go horribly wrong.
>>141874505
I hope so. I don't want shitmin touching my God.
>>141872193
Armin will be fine.
>>141874391
He's the one always bringing it up, not me.
>>141874981
You're the only one who started posting about him Hitch. I finally see what he means about you being thirsty. Your whore level is at Rico status.
Have you worshipped the father (Bert), the son (Levi), and the holy spirit (Eren) today?
>>141875294
Every day.
>>141875294
I only pray to the goddesses of
Annie for great martial arts
Ymir to bless me with her snarkiness
Historia to guide me in the face of adversity
and lastly Sasha for she grants me the food to sustain me
By comparison the male gods are fucking shit.
>>141871757
Also Eren
>>141875294
Oh when he rolls up his sleeves, He ain't just puttin' on the ritz
Our Bert is a complex God
There is thunder in His footsteps and lighting in His fist
Our Bert is a sane God
And He wasn't joking when He kicked down the wall
It wasn't for no reason the He shed his blood
His return is very soon and so you better be believin' that
Our Bert is a complex God
Our Bert is a sane God, He reigns from heaven above
With his titan power and love
Our Bert is a complex God
And when the sky was starless in the void of night
Our Bert is a sane God
He spoke into the darkness and created the light
Our Bert is a complex God
Judgment and wrath He poured out on devil spawn
Mercy and grace He gave us bukake for our prayers
I hope that we have not too quickly forgotten that
Our Bert is a complex AND sane God
>>141876538
A-Amen?
>>141876538
That's pretty stupid. Are you ok?
>>141876707
It was too complex for you.
>>141876707
Not him but it's a lyric edit.
>>141876538
Amen.
>>141875166
No need to be mean anon
>>141877657
The fuck is your problem?
>>141877657
NOT OKAY
>>141872460
Requested for the 'Ackerman revival project'. She should be honored.
>>141878412
This sounds illegal.
>>141878786
Ask Erwin, it was his idea.
>>141878412
Rico is currently busy helping the Queen, she's too busy to take part in your weird experiments.
>>141878935
The queen is funding the project.
>>141878961
I'm sure Rico and the Queen can discuss this "project" as and when they see fit.
Good day, and good form to you.
>>141878935
I'm sure she's real "busy" with the queen, right? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
Here is the finished request for Bert sitting on Historia's lap.
>>141879286
This is so cute anon. Great job! You do chibis really well.
>>141879265
And just what are you suggesting?!
>>141879286
That's very cute anon. Very cute indeed.
>>141879286
That's really cute anon, I'm pretty sure you can do more than chibis at your level.
>>141879286
Ahhh cute
>>141879286
whores
>>141879143
If Rico doesn't accept we'll have to look for a replacement and Manlet won't be best pleased.
>>141879484
BH aren't whores. They're just a little lewd.
I like how the thread that gets spammed the most is the one about a monthly manga while everything weekly gets done on one week. Never change /snk/
>>141879576
*in one thread
When did englishing become this hard?
>>141879335
>>141879385
>>141879453
>>141879461
Thank you everyone.
>>141879286
are you the one who always draws eyes like that
>>141879500
And why should Rico care whether or not a manlet is pleased?
>>141879771
You're very welcome.
>>141879286
That's so cute. I would like to see them interacting in the future, with an emo and cruel Bert.
>>141879286
Draw Rico and an Anon getting kicked in the teeth.
>>141879995
Neither will the Queen...
>>141879990
The official chibis have eyes like that too
>>141880071
That's very rude.
>>141880115
Rico dutifully serves the Queen when commanded by the Queen.
>>141879990
What? That's the official chibi style.
>>141880071
Bert*
>>141879576
>everything weekly gets done on one week
One piece and jojo have generals as well but yes snk has the most threads for a monthly manga.
>>141880178
Oh Rico~
>>141880262
Ma'am?
>>141880305
Ma'am?
>>141879286
Anon that's adorable.
>>141880433
IMPERSONATING THE QUEEN IS AN ARRESTABLE OFFENCE!
>>141880305
Do you understand how much money I have spent already funding this project?
>>141880520
No Ma'am, I'm afraid I don't even know what this "project" is..
>>141880262
I volunteer to rape Rico ma'am
>>141879286
Is this a BH thread now?
>>141880647
Yes.
>>141880628
Me as well!
>>141880628
You'll volunteer yourself to the guillotine if you aren't quiet.
>>141880628
>>141880683
Not okay!
>>141880667
12/1 is 12. 30/15 is 2. 12/2 is 6.
BH confirmed the 666 devil.
>>141880703
I'd easily survive that ma'am
>>141880760
BH are purest and cutest shingekis.
>>141880758
If Rico goes to heaven she'll be with God sexually along with his other angels. Good thing she is a devil spawn.
>>141880850
This is not an okay thing to say! Talking aboutsexis very lewd!
>>141880760
You can't really believe that these two are the devil, look at how cute they are.
>>141880780
Reiner plz.
>>141880882
Trying to hide with a pure facade after you've been outed as a whore?
>>141880566
Exactly what the name implies. Using whatever 'method' you are most comfortable with. But if you are truly against taking part, the least you can do is find a willing replacement.
>>141880760
Kek.
>>141880850
I'm not sharing my God with someone that supports the Garrison propaganda.
>>141880889
They look cute on the surface but, they actually think about sex constantly.
>>141880966
That was slander! A slur campaign against me!
>>141880967
If I'm to be part of the 'Ackerman Revival Project', can I ask what my part would be? Not to overstep, but it sounds potentially troublesome.
>>141881048
Lies.
>>141881048
Sluts.
>>141881094
Fujostoria pls.
>>141881086
He's a titan and the queens a hussy that loves titan cock, they think about fucking all day and then they fuck furiously. Simple really.
>>141881012
Don't worry anon. He'll kill them all.
>>141881073
Prove it. I noticed when anons aren't looking, Rico lewds get deleted by mods. There is a conspiracy behind this. Plus a previous anon mentioned about being banned earlier for exposing truths.
>>141881124
Reminder.
>>141881184
Banana Hamster is BH
Bert Historia is BH
CONFIRMED
>>141881149There is no conspiracy. Rico lewds don't exist. The previous anon is a figment of your imagination. Rico is pure.You have been misled. Rico is pure. There is no conspiracy. Rico lewds don't exist.Rico lewds don't exist.
>>141881149
I bet that now you've mentioned it, lewds won't be deleted and bans won't be doled out. Stealth mods are bastards and you're making their job easier.
>>141881124
>>141881184
>>141881223
They are pure.
>>141881236
R-Rico lewds don't exist...
>>141881236
>>141881285
Then what is this.
>>141881285
Correct. This is common knowledge.
>>141881317
KEK. Fucking hell I remembered that post but ricofag isn't a mod though.
>>141881317
T-That? It looks like someone didn't like that post is all. It's a slanderous lie.
Here's powermetal Hissy.
>>141881380
Cute, I like her hair the best when she wears it over her shoulder. Thank you drawfag!
>>141881355
He is. And I will find him and kill him.
>>141881378
Kill yourself slut.
>>141881317
FUCK!
>>141881431
That's not a nice word anon! Please be more courteous when the Queen is present.
>>141881282
>implying
>>141881469
Make me.
>>141881317
I got a 24 hour last week for posting Petra munching Rico's girly parts.
>>141881517
You shouldn't use such pieces of enemy propaganda anon! It will turn you into a deviant.
>>141881073
I'm not sure what you mean by 'troublesome'? I thought you were rather renowned for your logic, I'll you figure out your role yourself. Then again, maybe you aren't a good fit afterall.
>>141881524I didn't get anything for a similar HitchAnnie pic
>>141881524
If it was Petra munching on Historia, I bet it would've gotten a pass. IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY AND I'M GETTING DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.
>>141881565
ITS NOT PROPAGANDA YOU WHORE, WHY DID I GET BANNED LAST TIME? YOU HAVE ANY ANSWERS?
>>141881380
Ahh cute
What is going on here?
>>141881576
Should the Ackerman clan become the Ackerman-resurgent, they may well seek vengeance against the Royal Family which would put your good self in danger. I only want to ensure that this project is the best path to take!
>>141881639
Propaganda and lies anon! I have no answers for you, you have to believe me!
>>141881639
WHERE YOU BANNED BY THE RICO TYRANNY TOO BROTHER
>>141881709
There is a Ricomod banning anons for posting lewds of her because it's evidence of her slut behavior.
>>141881638
>didn't get anything for a similar HitchAnnie pic
Mods confirmed for being an Anniefag.Sorry, there's no way mods are Hitchfags.
>>141881412
>>141881671
Thanks anons.
She's at a concert. This is the song she's listening to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH0y3_-jX3o
>>141881280
theres no way this will happen.
>>141881709
Which part would you like explained
>>141881738
NO ANSWERS AS USUAL. YOU GOING TO RUN NOW?
>>141881739
DOES THAT MAKE THREE ANONS NOW? BANNED FOR POSTING SIMPLE LEWDS? THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WHERE IS YOUR GOD?
If BH are both pure, who is the most pure? Bert or Historia?
>>141881826
It's not running! It's called a strategic retreat!
>>141881858
Neither of those two are pure in the slightest.
>>141881763
Looks like Hissy has been getting into folk metal too. I hope she listens to Eluveitie and Arkona then.Arkona are amazing live imho
>>141881858
Hissy a hussy + bad touch bort = black hole of unpure.
>>141881871
GOING IN AND THEN PULLING OUT LIKE THE WHORE SHE IS. THESE THREADS ARE RIGGED BY RICOFAGS. I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL.
>>141881927
I think you would do well to report to your nearest garrison offices and ask to be imprisoned for the night. You're clearly under the influence of some narcotic.
>>141881858
Let's see
>Historia
All of her orifices will filled with Titanmir jizz, held hands with Eren, showed Reiner her thigh
>Bert
Grabbed Reiner's boob, probably masturbates to Annie's ass, is always sweating because he's thinking about Reiner's microdick
Verdict: neither.
>>141881995
Did you say report? Like reporting my post for simple lewds? Is that a freudian slip my precious ricofag? You seem to like reporting a lot. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE BEING PROVEN AS A LYING CUNT WHO BANS ANONS FOR POSTING EVIDENCE YOU EVIL SICK BITCH
>>141881738
That is always a concern of course. The two remaining Ackermans have been quite the asset to the military, I think you'll agree? As you have been such an excellent and loyal servant, I put your name forward myself. I'm sure nothing born from that combination would turn against me.
Can we not do this roleplaying thing again? It's better if the thread dies without it desu.
>>141879286
Are you guys only able to think about your shipping shit?
>>141882239
I'm not fond of the roleplaying stuff either but whenever someone tells them to fuck off they continue to do it.
>>141882100
If only Kircheis was here none of these bans would have happened.
>>141882100
Sir, please, I must insist that you calm down! Whatever you have taken is making you act erratically.
>>141882152
You put my name forward, p-personally?
My Queen, I had no idea you held me in such high regard! I will submit a DNA sample to the project heads first thing in the morning. I can assure you shall have loyal soldiers!
>>141882152
Wouldn't it be easier to breed the Ackermen with each other?
>>141882268
>whenever someone tells them to fuck off
I don't really think they have to fuck off but roleplaying is like the lowest tier of shitposting, even worse than shipping. It's practically pointless.
Erwin deserves a horrible death.
>>141882246
It's just a request, anon.
>>141882239
>>141882302
I'M GOING TO ERRATICALLY FUCK YOUR EMPTY HOLE OF A FACE IF NO ONE GIVES ME ANSWERS OF WHY ANONS ARE GETTING BANNED FOR POSTING RICO LEWDS SPECIFICALLY.
>>141882329
That's how you get mongtards
Mikasa andPetraare best girls
>>141882386
I'm certain it had something to do with your drug consumption. I will look into the issue for you, but please calm down.
>>141881887Damn, they're bretty gud. I can see Hissy rocking out to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgXlUxDGFvU
>>141882342
I uniroincally read the rp. It's fun.
>>141882417
Ok, Levi.
>>141881887
Man I love Eluveitie but I can't picture Hisu listening to any of them.
>>141882413
But both are already mongtards
>>141881887
>Eluveitie
>Arkona
What the fuck music are those? Shingekis only listen to billboard top 100 like TayTay for Hisu
>>141882534
And that's why it's a bad idea to smash that genepool together some more.
>>141882548
Not according to Isayama. He said Historia listens to power metal and Bert listens to country.
>>141882441
The only drug I need is justice. And you like to tamper with evidence by making claims against me and other anons who also got banned. I wonder why that is? Maybe you have something to hide.
>>141882548
I can picture Eren being an unironic Swiftie.
>>141882477
>it's fun
I did enjoy it at first but now? I feel stupid reading every single damn shit of it.I probably should take a break from /snk/
>>141882548
Only Bert is a Swifty.
>>141882594
Not surprising considering she's a NeoNazi.
>>141882584
Does anyone have a source? Last time I checked I found nothing.
>>141882584
>Bert listens to country
Only more proof he is a religious entity. Almost all country is about loving God.
>>141882302
I do believe it will be Levi 'submitting' his DNA sample to you, if you know what I mean. Obviously this is something we would only do with your full consent, so you should think carefully about it.
>>141882329
I have been informed that has already taken place. However we can only repeat this a few times. The amount of children a woman can have is far fewer than a man, for obvious reasons.
>>141882413
Well yes over repeated generations. But I believe they are only loosely connected.
>>141882152
I will report back at a later date my lady!
>>141882585
I'm sorry sir, please take this matter up with the clerk, I must... exercise.
>>141882584
>not according to Isayama
Isayama doesn't even understands the characters he made up anon, we do and Hisu sings Shake It Off in the showers now that she's queen.
>>141882594
She is to tall for Eren to like her.
>>141882676
She listens to Kanye West.
>>141882632
>TayTay
>NeoNazi
????????
>>141882594
Eren listens to edgy shit like Green Day anon.
>>141882610
Some people enjoy it more than others, I know people who exclusively email eachother multiple times per hour with the sole intent of roleplaying. Perhaps you're just burned out on the whole thing for now.
>>141882666
I'm not sure how closely related they are, but I still wouldn't risk further mongtardation.
>>141882612
>Bert
>swifty
I can imagine Bert singing You Belong With Me with all his feelings for Annie.Sadly, it won't have a happy ending though
>>141882729
Well then take it to e-mail. It was funny at first but now it's getting to autistic fanfic levels
>>141882674
Kill yourself. Reminder that Ricomod bans anons for posting lewds of her.
>>141882729
>burned out
Yeah I kinda am. Just gonna ignore it I guess but thanks.
THE WALLS ARE TITANS AND THE OTHERS ARE HUMANS
>>141882725
>>141882449Masha's stage presence is amazing. I heard she accidentally smacked someone in the face with a mic stand once, which I could see happening
>>141882854
Holy fucking shit, what the fuck? The worst I've heard about her was that she browses 4chan or something but a neonazi? Goddamn.
>>141882784
He sings into his hairbrush every night.Annie will see him as a prince in the end.
>>141882854
Uhhh
Does her dress say 'JH'?
>Taylor Swift JH shipper confirmed
>>141882787
I don't do it myself, I just read it.
I'm easily entertained.
>>141882911>implying that's a bad thing
>>141882944
>>141882943
>Annie will see him as a prince in the end
Sorry anon, gotta disagree but we'll see how it ends.Bert will sacrifice himself saving Annie and Annie still won't like him
>>141882729
There are anons here doing snk roleplay by emails?
>>141882943
>Sing about a girl every night
>Wish one day you can serenade to her
>She doesn't even notice you
Bert lives a sad love life.
>>141882943
How cute, I hope she does.
>>141883023
Eren is the whore in red. Bert is the madonna who truly understands Annie.
>>141883088
No, not in /snk/ but other threads and on other forums.
And if anyone is doing it by email, clue me in because I want to be cc'd
>>141882911
>Taylor 'I knew jews were trouble when they walked in' Swift
>Not the biggest raging white supremacist out there
>>141882943
Chuugakkou Bert a cute.
>>141883103
Songs that best describe Bert:You're Beautiful by James Blunthttps://youtu.be/oofSnsGkops
>>141883219
He is ;-;
>>141883171
Uh what
>>141883171
D-don't make me feel this way anon,I'm not white but I love her songs from the start
>>141883110
>Eren is the whore in red
>Bert is the madonna
10/10 in real life everyone would choose the girl in red. Sorry anon, Bert hasn't even talked to Annie. Look at this >>141883219
HODOR HODOR HODOR HOLD THE DOOR
>>141883219
No this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
>>141883238
Oh, you didn't know? She recently had a story going around that she's 'traumatized,' by Kanye rushing her at that award ceremony, so now she hates black people. I'm not even kidding.
Traumatized my arse she's a massive racist kek, good for her.
>>141883287
She doesn't mind if you're not white... as long as you don't come too near her, OK?
>>141883392
I really like Bert art like this and >>141880850
Taylor Swift a shit, A SHIT!
>>141883388
Hold the Door.I want to hug Bran.
>>141883287
>I'm not white
We already knew, MikaQT.
>>141883431
>as long as you don't come too near her
No fear of that but kek the Kanye shit was some of the funniest shit I've seen.
>>141883431
Sauce?
>>141883392
Anon, I don't wanna blame you but you wasted 4 minutes of my life listening to this shit. How does it even relate to Bert? Is it about the God thing?
>>141883537
If I was MikaQT I would be sperging out at all the Bert and Hisu posting right now instead of talking about music.
>>141883539
The Kanye shit did shoot her to superstardom
>>141871563
>>141883535I criedWe can't make Hodor jokes anymore because he's a hero and he deserves to be remembered as such.
>>141879286
10/10
>>141883669
Thanks anon! Saved it this time.Are you Anniebot though?
>>141883610
You don't understand God's jaded nature anon. Please find the light before he destroys you for not praying to his name everyday.
>>141883689Is Hodor dead in the series? Book reader only
>>141883734
I'm afraid not
>>141883784Yeah. Really big spoilers about why Hodor is like that and the origin of the others/white walkers this ep.
>>141883689Who will save Bran now? Benjen? Coldhands? Coldhans=Benjen?
>>141883219
Bert is truly beautiful. Hopefully, he has someone sing this to him one day.
>>141883889No one, he'll make a pact with the ice faggots or just run to the wall
>>141883805
Ah it doesn't matter but thanks anyway.
Anyone have some rare Bertcats?
