Who have you impregnated?
Mai senpai
>>141846016
Your waifu
My waifu.
Nobody
>>141846233
*you're
>>141846016
>that filename
No one, I'm infertile.
>>141846016
My hand
Everyone on /a/.
Unfortunately nobody, girls gets cuter while being moms
>>141846016
Best boy.
>>141846016
Good luck raising 2 mentally retarded people.
Most recently, Kino!
If my hand could get pregnant, I'd be the world's most prolific man.;_;
My ex once because she lied about birth control, but she drank a fuckload of vitamin C and had a period.
>>141846016
her.
>>141848028
Disgusting.
Tomoko because I love her.
>>141846016
>>141849778
Why does everyone hate mashiro?
ADHD animator chick is actually the worst though.
>>141846016
I don't think even far future gene therapies will be able to produce a viable fetus with a female lacking so many chromosomes.
Nobody, I'm far too shy.
>>141849892
I don't hate her, but the brunette deserved to win the MCbowl.
I don't know, probably I am not being objective. I just idolized things in her I couldn't see in myself. She studied, worked part time, and chased her dreams, all by herself, without any support from her family. I realize it's a fictional character, but I am sure there are some people like her out there, who can't rely on God-given gifts like exceptional talent or a well-off family to fund their ambitions, and thus have to bridge the gap with hard work.
And I really, really hate nothing more than seeing hard work go unrewarded.
I..I've ejaculated in my own ass!
My ex, it was a miscarriage though.
>>141850108
Best grill comin through
This miracle of the universe
I'm so fucked up.
>>141846016
All of them.
>>141851704
Hard to disagree with this.
Thanks anon.
>>141853592
i hope she find it on the floor and just take it
Walter Mondale.
>>141846016
Myself, I'm actually pregnant.
I weep for the future of the human race if someone like me can have a child.