Why is there so much head petting in anime? I never see this happen in real life.
>>141670957
Because anime is better than real life.
>>141670957
I can't watch that webm without smiling. Few thing provoke such a visible reaction from me
>>141670957
>I never see this happen in real life.
And that is why you watch anime.
>>141670957
Is this the ova? Dont remember seeing it in the main series
>>141670957
I literally do this to my wife on daily, if not hourly basis.
It's weird. Anime is well known for being realistic after all.
>>141670957
My Japanese uncle petted my cousins when they were kids as a form of affection.
>>141671151
>as a form of affection.
You don't say.
Are you autistic?
You poor bastard. You've never been pet before? I guess your mother didn't love you. Petting meant you get hugs too. Sometimes squeezes.
>>141670957
I think they do it in Japan
>>141671170
Kek for some reason
I wish someone would pet my head.
>>141670957
Japan is very creative with making new fetishes
Petting another human being sounds demeaning and insulting.
>>141671274
If /a/ did meet-ups at all, I'm sure anonymous head-patting sessions (with both participants blind folded) would be an inevitable part of the program.
>>141671312
>blind folded head-petting
That sounds lewd as fuck
>>141671312
>/a/ meet-ups
Jesus Christ, NEVER.
>>141671312
>anonymous head-patting
>both participants blind folded
>>141671429
Those watermarked stockphoto tier reaction images have finally reached /a/?
I feel violated.
Head petting feels fucking great. I don't even care if it's a dude who does it to me. Granted, it feels nicer if it's a decently cute girl doing Though in general it really does just feel great.
>>141671475
You have to speak cancer to communicate with cancer.
>>141671312
I'm not patting anyone's head unless everyone else has already agreed to bathe and wash their hair properly beforehand.
>>141670957
Because women love to have their heads pet: FACT
>>141671513
But the spreading of cancer is the exact reason why we hate it.
Your logic is backwards and stupid.
>>141670957
what is the webm from?
>>141670957
>he wasn't a respected upperclassman once upon a time
>he didn't have a submissive cute kohai wanting to be noticed
>he didn't pet her head whenever she did something retarded
anime was real and now I'm a mid 20 year old virgin who votes for trump to gas niggers and spics
>>141670957
I always mean to watch this show but I can never remember the name for the life of me.I had a similar hankering for Okage on the PS2. I'd still be hunting for that shit today if they didn't put it on the PS4 store.
>>141671600
Gosh anon, why are you such a loser?
You could easily find the name if you googled the thumbnail.
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>>141671312
I'm gonna pat both of the anon's heads if you catch my drift
>>141670957
>tfw my boss patted me on the shoulder for no reason once
I can't imagine how awkward a headpat would feel.
>>141671648
Kill yourself
>>141671751
No, I'm alright thanks
>>141671739
I don't get it.
I head pet my dog all the time, she loves it.
>>141671312
If I wanted a handful of grease I'd rather stick my hands in a bag of Lays.
>>141671549
Four cherry blossoms
>>141670957
I've been pet on the head before, you don't want it to feel good, but it does.
![[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.54_[2016.05.13_17.48.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zlCLEXi.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.54_[2016.05.13_17.48.42].jpg")
>>141671853
T-thepenis's head, b-baka!
>>141670957
I like giving head pets.
>>141671884
You're just scared of getting addicted and calling up anons at 2 in the morning to get your petting fix.
>>141671675
BecauseI'm currently two hundred miles away from my NEETfort and my phone doesn't like reverse image searching
I have no older siblings so I make sure to give my otouto lots of head pets so that he doesn't have to grow up without them like I did. He has such thick, beautiful hair, I love running my fingers through it. I dread the day when he feels too grown up to get head pets from me anymore.
I head pat some of my friends on occasion.
>>141671648
Neck yourself you fucking normalfag
>>141670957
Looks like I have another anime to start watching tonight. Kawaii as fuck.
>>141671648
I'm guessing you're one dimension short.
>>141670957
get a better real life, yours sounds defective
>>141670957
Culture differences between the east and west anon
west find it demeaning while the japs find it comforting
It's an endearing feeling petting the one you love. I highly enjoy it.
>>141670957
I had friends who liked it
Most girls like both giving and receiving head pats, it's a great way of showing affection. I had almost a full year in high-school where I spent my time laying my head in a girl's lap while she pat my head. I didn't know how lucky I was.
>>141671549
The same show this is from.
>>141671312
>blind-folded headpatting
are you some sort of sexual deviant?
>>141674942
>The same show this is from.
no is not
Head pats are a godsend.
Head pats and pancakes solve all of the world's problems.
>>141673924
Jesus christ, there is a headpat feature in the game? I missed it entirely, what the fuck. Brb, I'm going to fix my life by replaying the 1st chapter.
>>141675435
>>141670957
>He was never petted on the head
Anon you missed out.
>>141675568
not sure if 1 has it - 0 and 2 defiantly do thowith soundshttps://a.catgirlsare.sexy/CTaskComplexUseMobilePhone.webm
What's up with all this "I'll protect you from now on" that mango characters say after they hold hands? More often than not it just sounds weird. Is it some moonspeak idiom that doesn't translate well, or is it just otaku retardation?
>>141675943
Probably both.
Also, stop watching terrible shows and reading terrible manga.
>>141675287
Yeah it is. Are you retarded?
>>141675975
I can't help that I'm addicted to vanilla porn and sappy romance oneshots.
>>141670957
Don't pet actual women on the head. Ever.
>>141670957
What's the source of this gif you fucking weaboos
>>141676266
Why
>>141676266
Don't do it to fucking strangers like an autist but there is little more cozy then doing it in bed.
>>141676319
>>141676396
Because I did it to a number of my friends and he/she hurt my heart. I just wanted some feel good girl on girl/guy time that is head-pats only.
>>141670957
I've given my younger cousin headpats. I've always done so since she was little. She's been a good girl all these years I hope she grows up properly.
[Spoiler] sage for blogshit
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>>141670957
I was head petted once in my work. I was taking a nap and i don't know who did it.
scared.
>>141676533
I wish I was likable enough for people to give me random head-pats. Fuck I'd pay for people to give me head-pats.
>>141676533
Tanaka-kun, is that you?
>>141676666
>6666
Confirmed, head-pats can be a legitimate business with high demand.
Because apparently it's seen as misogyny or something, I dunno.
>>141676666
Quads always speak the truth.
>>141671312
>blind-folded headpatting sessions
That sounds lewd as fuck anon. I am not ready for this kind of commitment.
>>141671312
I'm afraid if I did this I'd accidentally stick my fingers up someone's nose.
>>141670957
Watch divegrass goal celebrations, they pat heads all the time
>>141676092
Anon, the quality ones are the ones that feel good. Don't treat vanilla romance like it's junk food to be crammed down your throat constantly or you'll tire of it. It needs to be high tier or no dice.
>>141675627
Oh my god. This is delightfull.
>>141676533
That was mewith my semen.
>>141675627
Purple is such a fucking whore.
>>141671312
Will there be blind folded hand holding afterwards?
>>141677801
https://a.catgirlsare.sexy/ybrwot.webm
but it also has moments like pic related
>>141676666
Now there is a job I could feel good about. There is nothing wrong with patting peoples heads for money right?
>>141678017
Wait. Its in the steam version, or is the steam version censored? If it's censored, I just wasted a great deal of money for a censored vanilla kittygirl game.
>>141678017
Is there hand holding as well? I might need to seek out this lewd little game.
You haven't seen someone pet someone else's head? Have you ever even fucking walked outside?
Because you're friends with frigid cunts and your friendships are skin deep, OP.
>>141678141
I just found an uncensored patch in like three seconds.
>>141673924
Thank god at least japan is using technology properly. Why do we keep making nuclear warheads when we still don't have genetically modified catgirls?
>>141678365
Well then, thank you, this will be nice to replay it in a lewd version.
>>141678583
TAKE
MY FUCKING MONEY
>>141670957
I did that to a girl before, She got angry sent me a message to not ever do that again. Anime is not real life OP.
>>141678848
>She got angry
The fuck are you doing to totally strangers?
I did that to classmates and female friendswhen i still had themand they all liked it.
Except when i did it to them to destroy their hairdo.
>>141678848
You don't do it to a random person
>>141670957
>I never see this happen in real life.
Because you never leave your basement.
>>141677933
Ok, that is just going too far.
That is just borderline fucking pornographic.
Fucking jesus man.
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>have nice long hair
>receive headpats occasionally
>decide to let it lock up
>random strangers ask to pat my head every day now
>>141670957
I did it to my classmate a few times.And she liked it.
But I understand why in countries filled with STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN one would think twice before doing it, unless he knows for sure that the girl isn't insane.
You never see it happen in real life because nobody around you trusts one another enough to let their guard down and let themselves be reassured that everything is okay by another human being. Including you.
>>141679450
>>141671312
Why would I want to pat the head of a man?
>>141679312
Did it to myimoutoone day. She didn't like it and threated to break my arm off so I "wouldn't be able to beat the meat anymore."
>>141671549
Yozakura Quartet
>>141679561
>3dpd
I don't know what you were expecting, blog-kun.
>>141670957
Because it happens behind closed doors just like everything else you will never experience.
>>141679561
That's horrible, my brother doesn't like it either. So instead I have him stroke my hair.
I can't understand why people don't like it, my parents used to stroke my hair to put me to sleep. Its one of the most calming things for me.
>>141679569
Fuck you.
Sometimes my mother does it and it annoys me
I'm not 14 anymore for fuck's sake mom
>>141670957
I used to give my crush headpats in middle school.
She got all worked up about her hair getting messy but wouldn't stop giggling afterwards.
The only time I remember being asked by strangers out of the blue was in middle school. It was supposedly because my hair looked really soft. They weren't wrong, I've always conditioned the hell out of my hair.
Otherwise, I think it's largely limited to lovers IRL. Well-kept hair is a joy to play with, but I think a lot of people consider touching someone else's hair to be really personal. I do, at least.
>>141670999
this
>>141679569
Anon you shall not lie.
>>141679652
But you aren't 18 yet either, so you aren't supposed to be here yet.
>>141679987
Sub-18 year olds probably wouldn't consider 14 years old to be significantly more youthful than them.
He's probably in his low 20s
>>141680136
>Sub-18 year olds probably wouldn't consider 14 years old to be significantly more youthful than them.
That's precisely the age where you'd care about 1 or 2 years difference.
>>141680264
No that's younger.
I consider myself pretty in touch with kids, the only age they are about their proximity to with that kind of scrutiny is drinking age, and they still go "well it's only 4 years away, that's close enough"
>>141676666
Satan comfirmed to be willing to pay for head-pats.
Just transform into a cute loli and I'm willing to do it for free.
>>141671574
Same tbqh. Mine was a cute Korean girl but I'm not really into Asians desu. Where did it all go so wrong?
>>141670957
I have head patted some little girls. They will like it as long as you do it naturally and are actually friends with them.
>>141671312
>everyone is complaining about greasy hair/not wanting to pet a man
>my first thought was greasy hands/not wanting to be petted by a man
Guess I'm the only little girl left
>>141670957
must suck to be you tbqh senpai
normal girls really loves to be petted and caressed in the cheek
but if you try to pet a turbo feminist youll lose your arm
>>141680524
A little girl would enjoy it and wash heir hair afterwards if there was too much grease.
I head patmy dog
>>141680561
Only a little slut would enjoy dirty pig hands, nice oniichans only.
>>141670957
Gf wants to live the Neko dream. So I get to pet her daily.
>>141679547
Did that once. It was weird. The guy just laid his head on my lap and demanded it. I just kinda did it staring at my friends at the time. Was Not pleased. But yea, Its a thing anon.
I think some girl in HS did that too me back in the day, now that I think about it.
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Headpatters are no different than ninjarunners. They have no place in the meat-space.
I would pet my girlfriend every minute, if I had one...
>>141671312
Sounds gay...
>>141676533
so you got rappet...
Postheadpats.
>>141682642
Are you sure you can handle it?
>>141670999
Wow, thread ended right here, yet some fools continue replying.
>>141670957
Because anime is made to appeal individuals that lacks intimacy with other people in their life.
That's why scenes like this are like a honeypot to get more people to watch the show.
I'm sure at least one have picked up this show based on this webm only.
>>141679547
>Why would I want to pat the head of a man?
I have soft hair?
Many people want to touch and stroke my hair since it feels good as they say.
>>141678583
>~10$
>>141679561
Weired.while I don't pat my imouto haid, I do braid it for her in the morining and comb it in the night, she says it's relaxing and helps her sleep better
>>141671312
That's gay as fuck but then again most people going to these are either bi or straight up full homo like a god damn furry meet up.
I patted my niece on the head and she got angry at me
>>141670957
of course you never see it happen since you never leave your cave
