Would you give a christmas cake a reason to smile again?
>>141652134
If she asks really nicely, I'll draw a smiling face over her frown.
>>141652134
how could you not?
got it bad got it bad got it baaaaaaaad Im hot for teacher
I want to have a reason to smile again...
>>141652762
>You will never learn to smile again through co-dependence with a cake
>>141652134
I suspect by now most anons might be the male equivalent to cakes so that would be a pretty good deal.
>>141652134
>Would you give a christmas cake a reason to smile again?
You mean invite her to my wedding and sit her with the grandmothers and grandfathers at the wedding dinner?
>>141653134
Why is cuddling with a Christmas cake so magical?
>>141652762
Then make a reason to smile again.
>>141655093
all cuddling is magical!
>>141654157
Well that'll make her feel worse.
>>141652134
For Maya-sensei, anything.
>>141652134
Obviously
>>141657792
Isn't that Sensei's clone, not Sensei herself?
>>141657489
Someone just ask her out already!
It should be your goal to make a cake smile.
>>141656171
>Well that'll make her feel worse.
Well, where would you sit her down? She's too old for the singles table and she cannot sit with the married couples.
Maybe one of the old fat guys has had their wife die recently or divorced her and is looking for a trophy wife or otherwise a mistress.
>>141657910
Nope,. it's Hiratsuka
Is there any love more pure, more romantic and more ordained by all that is holy than the love between a Christmas Cake and a younger man?
>>141652762
>Tfw I'm a male Christmas cake and I want to smile again
>>141657792
That's Yukinon.
>>141658251
No old fat guys.
>>141652134
The existence of christmas cakes are my only reason to live.
>>141654157
you need to calm down
>>141652134
Yes.
>having drinks with grown cake-san.
>She's in her mid 30's
>you're now a man who can legally drink and she took you on a ride to celebrate with her.
>you're not used to being with someone like her.
>She'd watched you grow up and played with you while your folks were busy.
>she was very pretty in that little knee-long dress and black hair, with those pretty blue eyes of hers..
>"Anon, what are you staring at?"
Nothing, nothing, I was just thinking how nice you look.
>"Oh? thinking of me huh, maybe something lewd? How much you want me?"
No, I would never do that!
>"And why not? I'm not pretty enough for you?"
It's not that! I mean yes, you're very pretty..
>"Heh, I'm just teasing, don't worry. It's fine if you think of me like that,you know?"
I-I'm glad you took me out here. Thanks.
>Quickly changing the subject.
>Ordering drinks and food, you both start getting into friendly banter and taking some shots.
>"I'll pay for you, so have some. I'll take you home too. So get drunk with me."
>It tastes like fire, but if it's ok to be here like this with her, then you don't mind.
>She's so nice, you think to yourself.
>Why did she do all this for me?
>Sensei motions to the bartender for another round.
>you're bent over in the parking lot throwing up
>"Alright, anon got shit-faced! I'd call this a success!" She cheers.
>"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have coaxed you to drink so much you're first time."
>"I'll take you home when you're ready."
>She's an angel, you think to yourself.
Cake threads are the only waifu faggotry that I approve of
>>141652134
Of course not. I can't give anyone a reason to smile.
>>141652134
I'm on a diet.
Yes, with my eternal, undying love and 3.5 kids.
>>141659416
Pretty much this.
>>141659382
They're the waifus that deserve the most love
So besides Onegai Sensei, any romance anime where the older woman wins? SDF Macross comes to mind but that barely counts due to Misa being 19 though she did look older.
>>141659548
Stupid sexy Sawako
>>141659675
>Onegai Sensei
>Sensei
It's 'Teacher', silly anon
>>141659382
Hey, they deserve as much love as any other girl in anime.
>>141659416
Why not?
>>141659842
My mistake.
>You'll never be as lucky as Kei
>>141660503
Because of the fact that not only am I completely and devoid of redeeming qualities, and have absolute no desire to rectify any of these flaws as I waste my life away, indulging in escapism, waiting to die, I am also selfish to the extent that I could never provide reciprocation in a relationship.
>>141660879
Wah wah wah go end it already, fag.
So why are romance shows featuring age gap between couples quite rare?
>>141660879
Well the way you word it, you sound like a total piece of shit. Work on that damn it. And if it takes an anonymous user on 4chan of all places to tell you otherwise then you are pretty sad.
>>141660521They have kids together, it doesn't get better than that
>>141661052
I would, but the problem is I'm simply too much of a massive faggot. Apologies. But there's always hope for the future that I might.
>>141661075
I am. And I did mention that I have no desire to rectify any of my flaws.
>>141661056
It's hard to suspend disbelief.
>>141661172
I hope its soon. The fact that I share a website with someone as pathetic and loathsome as you is giving me depressing and suicidal thoughts
>>141661172
>I have no desire to rectify any of my flaws.
And this is why You do not have my sympathy. You say you're a piece of shit, but you do nothing. Pathetic fool aren't you?
You guys keep talking about Christmas cakes just fucking say older woman of milf.
What are you autistic?
>>141652134
How can I make a Christmas Cake smile when I can't make myself smile? I'll give it my all while shouting "Ganbatte me!" In my mind.
>>141661305
Shit man, don't let me bring you down.
>>141661361
I never asked for your sympathy, nor did I ever want it.
>>141661427
Maybe the christmas cake trying to make you smile will will bring out hers.
>>141659548
The fuck's wrong with her hand.
>>141661472
> Most powerful adaptive survival processor known to all species
> Would rather be a rock
Just suicide already senpai.
>>141661305
maybe you should off yourself so you can go to the big safe space in the sky fagtron
>>141661423
Lurk moar
>tfw old enough now that the cakes would be younger than you
>>141661538
All species have individual members that tend to be selected out of the gene pool.
What are some anime with an entirely nearly all Cake cast?
>>141661977
R.O.D comes to mind pretty heavily
>>141662156
Really? Never heard of it.
>>141652134
KUROI SENSEI
>>141658367
>>141652533
>>141657792
>>141658322
>>141659308
You know I used to be a Yukinofag, but after countless arguing in threads I think the best end would probably be the sensei route, just so everyones pissed off their waifu didnt win
>>141652134
I fucking love Christmas Cakes, No BS around, None of that "its not like I don't like you"
Stright to the point. I want to fuck.
ok
I want to go out with you
Hooter?
I need a new set of wheels for the Civic.
Momos or Ekins
then I slap her because am a DWest man.
That why I fuck X-mas cakes.
why don't you, she might buy you that bodypillow of Haruka you been wanting.
>>141661584
He's not wrong.
>Series has multiple cakes
>They're all shit tier
Bakuon you've done me dirty.
Any good milf Doujins out there?
>>141665513
Are there any bad ones?
>>141665686
Touché anon.
>>141665686
Well I just want some recommendations really.
>>141662645
>>141664155
please lurk more.
