hato's stand edition
pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
>>141651080
Is her ability only just heels?
I hope not. It seems so limited.
Second for Asura would beat every single JoJo's ass
>early jojolion scans
>plenty of free booze
so far this birthday's been pretty great
>>141651116
I think she'll become a human porcupine, with spikes everywhere. Specially in her hair.
>>141651116
Her stand ability is probably being able to lengthen-shorten things at an extremely quick speed.
>>141651123
Wrong. As you can see, a Jojo character is at the top of this list.
>Putback vs. Powerman
Who wins?
>>141651200
But anon...Why would Powerman fight his own stand?
>>141651176
Pucci isn't that strong.
>>141651156
She's been lengthening things since her first appearance
>>141651154
Happy birthday anon
I miss Hamon.
>>141651230
I know what she's definitely lengthened.
>>141651200
It's a rock-paper-scissors match
Put Back > Power Man > John Cena > Put Back
Nijimura best girl
>>141651230
Any examples?
>>141651281
Yasuho > Kyo = Hato > Karera > Daiya
>>141651200
Instead of partaking in any powerlevel fantasy fight they just laugh at you and go for a beer together.
>>141651229
I was talking about this guy.
>>141651257
I miss you.
I want to californicate with Daiya.
>>141651316
I think anon may be talking about his dick.
>>141651316
Damo's dick.
>tfw no qt manlet to bully
>>141651361
Those are some nice pancakes.
>>141651281
That's not Karera or Yasuho
Putback is literally only stronger than "fictional characters." If Demonbane or Asura went universe hopping and met Putback, they'd kick his ass because they're not "fictional"
Best Jojo is here.
He is going to beat Damo next month, you know.
>>141651413
Demonbane and Asura aren't real, anon.
>>141651413
Man with salad beats all.
>>141651413
Putback operates on a metatextual concept of reality in which everyone is but a story told by someone else
>>141651176
>>141651229
That´s Joshuu.
>>141651413
If you were Rohan, you would be able to quickly write a manga about them, making them fictional in this universe.
>>141651492
Rohan is a goddamn hack.
>Instead of being original, he needs to steal the memories of others.
>Ripped off the idea of stands the moment he found out there were other stand users for his shitty generic shonen Pink Dark Boy.
>>141651413
Doesn't work, Putback was fighting against real characters during Bohemian Rapsody.
>>141651526
RIP Van Gogh.
Never forget.
Who would win?
Asura, The Destructor with fully charged Mantra Reactor
OR
Every single JoJo at he end of their partsthey made Mithra cry
>>141651492
Don't talk shit about based Rohan.
>>141651560
Batman with prep time.
>>141651525
Why don't you just fuck the fuck off? Rohan is the best mangaka of our generation and best husbando. Pink Dark Boy is 10/10
>>141651560
Why do you even care so much?
>>141651123
>tfw we'll never see CC2 make a Jojo game that plays like Asura's Wrath
>>141651560
Goku
>>141651608
>>141651595
Beaners found out about Jojo.
Expect a lot of shitposting about feats in the months to come.
Is it me...
>>141651642
What the hell does that have to do with Asura?
>>141651691
...or do they have the same face?
>>141651723
It's scientifically proven that beaners care more about fictional power levels than their own lives.
>>141651723
What does that have to do with JoJo?
>>141651560
Make a thread on /v/ about it
>>141651592
>Best mangaka
>Licks spiders
>Bullies little kids
>Lets his house burn down due to petty feuds
>Abuses his powers to read other people's private memories, including a ghost
>Was the one to have caused Cheap Trick to get loose from its original user simply because of his idiotic curiosity
ROHAN.
A.
SHIT.
>>141651541
does polnareff shave his eyebrows?
>>141651793
but they're only on part 4
POST
H A T O
A
T
O
That the hell was up with Nukesaku? Was his second face a stand or did he have a conjoined twin sister?
>>141652029
>>141652083
If she gets in the next Jojo game I seriously hope this is one of her taunts.
>>141652062
it's just vampire body manipulation probably
>>141652062
Vampire frankenstein
Joshuu is literally the most fashionable character
>black, straight hair, can be combed and stylized in any way he wants but chooses to keep them tidy
>sides are bald to prevent shoulders from getting dandruff, also easier cleaning
>doesn't wear piercing or tattoo to keep his skin clean
>Bowtie, the literal symbol of a gentleman
>shirt with really short sleeves to show his slender and masculine pecs, without losing protection against sun and dirt
>arrows pointing to his face on his sleeves to show that it's the brain that's important and not looks, even though his looks is beyond perfecton
>pussy magnet as bracelets, not even yasuho can stand up to it after touching
>colorful belt with 4 different colors, not even Jotaro had 4 colors
>black long trousers with slashes around and not only on the knees, shows that he is stylish from top to bottom
and that's not even describing his Stand
>>141652029
>>141652110
I never knew I wanted this
>>141651934
The eyebrows are seen in that one manga cover, but I don't think even his child form had consistent eyebrows.
>>141652167
>Joshuu is fashionable
>>141652190
kek
someone should make a Diavolo version of this
>>141652291
doc?
Why Kyo said that? Was that Norisuke's orders or she said it on her own? Maybe she followed Jobin's orders?
>>141652317
pretty sure she said why on the page before
>>141652291
Fuck i laughed harder than i should
>>141652167
Sure thing, Joshuu
Anyone remember King Crimson Requiem? If I recall it deleted you if you knew it's users na
Why the fuck didn't Joseph keep up his Ripple training between Parts 2 and 3? He could have been rusing rings around DIO and his henchmen instead of being a stupid old useless faggot who kept getting saved by Jotaro.
>>141651738
Sex Pistols' real name is actually Killer Queen Shoot The Lead
>>141652291
Killed me. Edit definitely needed. Should be Doppio as the poster, Diavolo as Ray Romano.
>>141652397
the only thing Joseph hates more hard work is working hard
>>141651281
Hato > Yasuho > Kyo >Daiya >Kaerara
Anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong
I wonder what happened to the Pillar Men in the new universe. Have they been mentioned at all?
>>141652317
I find this way funnier than I should
>>141652490
Hato genuinely deserves place at least in the top 3 for how unexpectedly she subverted everyone's expectations. Also she's trying her best and doesn't manipulate people or force herself on them which is a big plus
>>141652565
No pillar men and no vampires, just rockmen and Jesus in America
>>141651176
>Popeye could beat Giorno
>Dio loses to a fucking janitor
kek
>There will never be a part set in ancient Egypt.
Shame.
>>141652490
>Karera last
I'll fuck you up
BARBED
CAT
DICK
>>141652636
*rockmen and dinosaurs
>>141652805
>>141652805
SCHIZOID
>>141652798
Your taste is shit, anon
Just like her musk and likely taste
>>141651281
Yasuho>Daiya=Karera>Kyo>Hato
>>141653073
This is a list I can get behind.
Reminder that this is a real ad in tokyo
>>141653185
>Starring Meme Banana
Is anyone surprised?
>>141652392
So it's basically Bites The Dust?
rate my shit taste
>>141653038
fuck you bitch
I want to hug Jolyne
I want to kiss Jolyne
I WANT TO MARRY JOLYNE!!!
I just had a thought while on the shitter.
So in Part 4 Rohan tells Joseph that his manga isn't translated into English because Americans don't appreciate it or something like that. Since the normies have started discovering Jojo will the Rockman mangaka make some comment about how his manga is being adapted for an international audience?
>>141653349
>joseph least favorite
you fucked up
>>141653349
>joseph least favorite
yougot great taste
>>141653428
I want to see a rockman shouting "READ THE MANGA" at Joshuu
>>141653349
>Mariah
that's some incredible shit taste right here
That's a lot of bugs he's got
>post yfw rockman mangaka is literally Rohan with no changes to him whatsoever
>>141653349
>The REAL Kakyoin as your main
I don't even care about the rest, you're my nigga
>>141653349
>Joseph least favourite
Good taste, anon.
>>141653792
Post yfw eockman mangaka is a polar opposite of Rohan: nice, helpeful and well-adjusted to daily life
>>141653792
This would be even worse than Alt Diego
>>141651257
Well, then you can go watch/read Naruto/Bleach/HxH and many other shonen with literally the same concept.
>>141651934
>>141651934
Avdol burned them off during their fight
>>141653349
Probably the best one of these I've seen in living memory
>>141652062
Vampires and pillarmen had protostands
>>141653873
So a real Araki insert?
>>141652805
>>141652973
How many times do you think he's been raped to death?
>>141653873
Araki loves Rohan how he is too much to change him. We are getting Kohan Rishibe, mangaka author of Pink Dark Man.
>>141652291
Done
>>141654114
perfect
>>141653743
A murderer, that's what he is.
>>141651281
Okuyasu is pretty good, yeah
>>141652317
>doki: heartbeat
>>141653743
>Jobin isn't a yanki
Main villain confirmed
>>141654114
You beat me to the punch anon
well to be fair I didn't know what the fuck to edit with Ray's wiki page
>>141654114
>Ignition-One Scanlations
top kek
>>141654114
nicly done
>>141652291
>>141652450
>>141654511
thanks doc
>>141651281
Kyo > karera > hato = daiya > yasuho
If Hato wasn't used goods she would be higher
>>141654511
Diavolo's last name is Bianchi
>>141651833
you shut up emily
>>141654645
I forgot. Did they ever state this in the manga?
>>141654688
Rohan and Kakyoin are both shit, and so is Diego.
>>141654820
>>141654880
what the fuck guys i was lying
>>141651176
>Saitama that low
Confirmed a list made by some buttmad kid
>>141653924
>implying punch ghosts are better
>>141654927
Damn I didn't even notice.
>>141654943
They are if you read past 3.
>>141654943
They are. Pure ability stands are ideal but punchghosts are better than hamon by a large margin
He did it again.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znP7cOuq4yY
>>141655010
>Pure ability stands
Speak for yourself. Stands with physical bodies are more interesting than standard superpowers.
Even if the Joestars died while battling DIO, did he even had a chance to conquer the world? he has a weaknesess to fucking sunlight and his "impresive" army of stand users was defeated by 5 people
>>141655198
DIO's stand user army would have been wrecked by Passione the moment they tried taking over Italy.
>>141655132
Everything past Part 3 you really can't call a 'standard superpower'
>>141653349
Not bad. Here's mine.
>>141655198
>>141655233
I'd imagine Josuke and Giorno would've done something about Dio.
>>141655042
God dammit Jobel stream episode 7 already
>>141655042
He's killing duwang for good
>>141655258
What I meant was that stands were an interesting spin on psychic abilities by having them manifest as secondary bodies.
Just having the power isn't as interesting.
I swear in Part 6 I thought Rohan died as the grandpa in the panel after the mangaka was thinking of someone to help him.
>>141655198
Considering most Passione and Morioh users didnt have stands at the moment it was just a matter on how fast he could do it and with the Joestar blood he could increase his stopped time beating the 10 seconds of skipped time of Diav
Who's the purest character in JoJo?
>>141655405
Okuyasu
>>141655455
>Okuyasu
>pure
Nigga is into necrophilia.
>>141655405
Me in the left
>>141655321
But when a stand has a physical body a lot of the time its most useful application is to just punch the fuck out of somebody, which is boring. Although Part 8 has managed to have punchghosts that don't punch that much, I guess
>>141655459
>KNOT IS SHOWING
MODS
>>141655459
Someone call the police.
>>141655459
>tfw Koichifucker has moved on to drawing lego porn
>>141655470
You numbnut Okuyasu was just calling that chick attractive he didn't say he wanted to fuck her
>>141655459
MODS
>>141655198
Post the Hol Horse/Polnareff one.
>>141655599
here anon
>>141655459
MODS
>>141655633
it's as funny as I remembered it
thanks
>>141655459
check out my fresh hot pics bb
>>141655377
Morioh would never have most of its current stand users because DIO's death was directly responsible for Keicho using the bow and arrow
>>141655459
ERASE THIS FROM EXISTENCE
>>141655839
Koichi x Police
>>141655839
koichi really fucks dogs?
>>141655753
This is probably the first porn of Crawling King Snake
>>141655858
no dignity
>Yasuho's lips
>Daiya's breasts
>Karera's strong sexual musk
>Hato's ass
>Kyo's muscles
>Holly's love
If I put these things together, would they make the true best girl?
>>141655898
Yasuho should provide the love
>>141655861
*hard king snake
Hopefully, it is a proud achievement to be credited with the first porn pic of a character especially with a franchise like Jojo
Why is he so perfect, /a/?
>>141655898
only one way to find out
>>141655839
IMMORAL THINGS
I REGRET THE TIME SOME ANON POSTED THE PIXIV ACCOUNT TO THE KOICHI FUCKER
>>141655926
Here's an artists representation of Gappy x Yasuho
>>141655898
Add Reimi's mole on her left breastand the cuts on her back if you're into that sort of shit
>>141655970
He's a French man that respects people of any nationality.He's also not Kakyoin.
>>141656021
please dont post this again
>>141656059
u cant stop me
>>141656021
Now draw one where she's pegging Gappy and crushing all four of his balls.
>watching Yu-Gi-Oh!
>Dio Brando's voice actor is the same of Pandora (DM) and Takuma Saiou (GX)
>yfw "Thousand Knives" Magic Card
>yfw "Arcana Force XXI - ZA WARUDO" ace monster
>>141656094
>femdom
it's shit
it's complete shit
BAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>141655470
>Okuyasu is a ghost hunter
Enough of this slander. Why do you think he laments not being born 15 years earlier?
>>141655970
He's not Kakyoin and his characterization is more consistent than Avdol's
>>141656117
What about femdom where the chick is caring and motherly while she plows you in the ass and whispers that you're a good boy in your ear?
>>141655970
He saved Part 3 from utter mediocrity.
Thank you, Benimaru.
>>141656191
it's__shit__
>Teru is still not in Stardust Shooter
Shit game until then
>>141656239
I agree, SNR Norisuke's wife is very underrated, even though she's an unseen character
>>141656222
Even if she provides aftercare?
Araki sure does default to this belt design a lot.
>>141656021
I can't imagine either of them being into this sort of thing at all.
>>141656299
Well, with that added on, I guess I'll have to change my opinion to it actually being pretty___shit
Futa's alright, isn't it, mods?
>>141656094
Any more requests?
>>141656351
That artist actually did actually draw futa Yukako fucking him in the ass
>>141656362
Jotaro star fingering you're waifu
>>141656343
What a weak-ass opinion, no dignity.
>>141656362
Diaya mindwiping Yasuho with CKB
>>141656426
Yep, just posted it. You replied, even.
>>141656362
fem Giorno x ara ara~ fem Dio
>>141656013
I regret missing whatever happened. I will probably never find the source of this
>>141656362
Dio strapping knives to his Dick.
>>141656519
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49058145
Happy fapping, anon
>>141655264
>Paper Moon King
My goddamn nigger.
>>141656362
fem Giorno pegging mista with his gun mista
>>141656608
If I see any images from that damn profile im blaming you
>>141656021
Why's he doing that to Diavolo
>>141655999
Araki is really showing his inner Yes fanboy this part.
>>141656489
Anyone have the original pic?
Does anyone have a large size image of just the wall eyes, or Morioh scenery? I need a new wallpaper.
I feel like such a fucking retard. I only just realized Jolyne's Stand power is probably one big reference to that one CLAMP doujin.
>>141656773
>>141656426
>>141652317
Which female has the sexiest body in JoJolion? Hato, Daya, Yasuho or Kyo?
>>141656829
It even smells like soap.
>Speed King doesn't add "heat" to things
>it adds "energy"
Suddenly bicycle head is far more dangerous, and it's name fits much better.
>>141656855KareraorDaiya
>>141656855
Karera
>>141656855
the bathtub girl
If Hato is heart, and Daiya is diamond, then why aren't Jobin and Joshuu club and spade?
>>141656817
Thanks, anon. I was hoping this would happen.
>>141656940
because crazy diamond is full of hearts but doesn't have clubs or spades
>>141656883
This, increasing kinetic energy of particles is its true ability. It's a reverse White Album.
>>141656940
Mitsuba is club and Tsurugi is the spade
>>141656855
Hato>Daiya>Bathtub>Yasuho's mom>Yasuho>Kyo>Water fountain lady>Karerra
Im starting Diamond is Unbreakable.
Last thing I saw was Jotaro saves Joseph, and they leave in a plane.
Now hes got white clothes and is looking for a house.
Did i miss anything?
>>141652062
Vampires all had a super power. Dio had ice and Wired Beck had spikes. I honestly forget the rest, but I do know you can't count Straitz power as Le Lazors Vision™ as all vampires technically can use it.
>>141657057
10 years of Jotaro's life
>>141657057
You missed the part where they have to stop the 36 Kars on mars
>>141657057
Yes, you missed Part 5. Go back, you fool.
>>141657057
10 years of Marine BiologyPart 5 backstory
I'm reading through steel ball run now and I wanna read it at a reasonable pace. Would you recommend 2 or 4 chapters per day? I do wanna catch up to JoJolion, but I don't want to breeze through SBR, I'm only at chapter 20, and I'm already warming up to the story.
>>141656502
>>141657057
Im starting Battle Tendency.
Last thing I saw was Jonathan and Dio dying in the boat while Erina survived.
Now she's old as shit and has a grandson.
Did i miss anything?
>>141657057
you saw as much of Jotaro's life as Jolyne did
>>141657190
There was a Speedwagon spinoff that's a few chapters long.
>>141657085
>>141657110
>>141657124
wait what?
It says SCD is part 3, then Diamonds is part 4.
>>141657057
>he skipped the entire section between parts
Holy shit anon, what are you even doing?
>>141657317
anon it's common knowledge that part 5 is supposed to be read before part 4
>>141657317they're memeing, you didnt miss anything.
read the manga anyway
>>141657164
2-3 more likely. The chapters are slightly longer in part 7 so it's kind of exhausting when you finish one.
>>141657346
Is common knowleadge that you can skip every part straight to part 4
>>141657317
It goes part 3, part 3.5 which is commonly referred to as part 5, and then part 4
>>141657067
Bruford had Love Deluxe. But he's a zombie so it doesn't count.
THEORY: There is no such thing as Rock Disease or the Higashikata curse. Not literally anyway.
The Higashikata family got involved with the rockmen generations ago, and have a deal for the family's maintained prosperity in exchange for something important from each generation. Typically the firstborn child, but in Norisuke IV's case, his mother volunteered to be taken instead of him, and child Norisuke misunderstood it as a disease that was cured through equivalent exchange instead of payment to the rockmen.