To what lengths would you go to protect an old and busted christmas cake's innocent smiling face?
>>141421445
A better question would be: to what lengths WOULDN'T I go?
>>141421445
Marriage if there's plenty of natural chemistry besides love making hitting all the right triggers.
>>141421445
I would take a bullet rain for them.
Normalfags thread.
>>141421445
I've been on THAT board for too long to ever even consider dating a cake irl. I would love a cute 2D cake though.
I would literally destroy the world.
>>141421445
whats the age gap of the women and boy ?
She wouldn't even be worth a 20 minute drive honestly. She would have to come to my place and let me bang her.
Woman like these are broken and need dick in their life to feel somewhat wanted. Anyone putting too much effort into some skank in her 30s who has not man is wasting their time. Let the white knights take care of her and maker he feel important.
>>141423671
Let's say late 20s and late teens respectively.
>>141423972
She is clearly in her early 30s I would say 34.
Damn near 20 year age gap in this shit.
The manga has a nicer ending. Heres a scan out of the goodness of my heart.
>>141424138
>>141424108
Go outside sometime.
>>141424138
>>141424175
Do they fuck?
![[UTW]_Kyoukai_no_Kanata_-_01_[h264-720p][EA7904DE].mkv_snapshot_13.20_[2013.10.05_10.44.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xp5NVaJ.jpg "[UTW]_Kyoukai_no_Kanata_-_01_[h264-720p][EA7904DE].mkv_snapshot_13.20_[2013.10.05_10.44.03].jpg")
ALL OF THEM
>>141424244
I doesn't say but it shows that he actually did go meet her after she moved to give her the shoes. In my mind they end up happy together eventually.
>>141424458
So only headcanon fucking, disappointed.
>>141424542
I prefer it to end on a romantic not rather than "they fugged all night, the end"
>Having drinks late one night with a tired 30 year old cake
>hearing her stories about her lost loves, her failures in life.
>She confides in you, smiling while opening up as the booze gets to her.
>driving her home after she gets sloshed.
>having to carry her inside her apartment because she can hardly walk
>she's embarrassed about having to be carried.
>you set her down on the couch, grab her a blanket.
>With that done, you decide to go home. but she tells you to stay a little longer.
>Just sit with her and hold her.
>She's been lonely and wants someone nice like you to just hold her here like this.
>>141424579
That's just boring kiddie romance, real people fug.
>>141424839
That anon is pure. Don't taint his headcanon with lewdity.
>>141424839
If I want fugging I go read childhood friend, delforation vanilla doujins.
>>141424662
Hario~~
>>141425080
>defloration
No thanks.
>>141425399
>Not consummating the feelings between you and your first love in high school giving each other your first time.
What a homo.
>>141425556
I only date used goods.
>>141421822
This
>going for a non virgin
You people make me sick, might as well fuck an AIDS'd prostitute if you're that desperate
>>141421445
By kindheartedly providing for her and her son.
>>141421445
No lengths
>Also a cuck thread
End yourselves
>>141423823
>not directing him to /r9k/
>>>/tumblr/
>>141426517
>expecting newfags to know shit about 4chin's culture
I'd go through hell.
The same distance pizza places deliver...
About 5 miles.
>>141421445
Why did they not end up together again?
>>141427787
Because he's still in school. Once he graduates he's going to find her and they'll fuck like rabbits.
>>141424108
If we are talking about the Garden of words, she was 27 and he was 17.
>>141421445
>old
>innocent
You need to pick one.
>>141428354
He was 15.
>>141428057
Pretty sure the old hag will move on and hop on the next dick she sees
>>141428515
You mean shouta dick
>>141428730
Sure whatever, next (shota) dick
>>141428446
Even better.
>>141421445
I move heaven and earth.
>>141424138
>this font
I'm dying.
>>141424662
Fuck you. Just fuck you.
>>141425556
What if you don't have a first love in high school?
>>141424579
>>141424839
Why is fugging and romance mutually exclusive?
>>141431050
More like why are people such big fucking prudes?
They just have to fucking imply it
just showing one scene where they're together in bed/getting out of bed won't fucking kill em
>>141424662
MY HEART
DELETE THIS
>>141432955
Bad meme fampaitachi
Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
>>141424662
Why are you doing this to me ;_;
>>141424662
And then you go home and watch anime while she dies alone.
>>141435016
If I ever was with friendly relations with a cake, I'd immediately drop all anime, and all /a/ browsing.
I'd never leave her to die alone. Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her and we'd drink together.
>>141435262
>Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her
>>141435262
>Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her and we'd drink together.
Err cuck? I'm not even meme-ing here.
>>141435262
>Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her and we'd drink together.
>>141435262
>Even when she finds someone, I'll still occasionally contact her and we'd drink together.
>>141435387
>>141435408
>>141435451
>>141435500
Not him, but you got to get with the cakes to get with the cakes. Even if she's already in a relationship, she might have a cute friend or sister who isn't. Befriending a cake means already being one step ahead in getting with her single cake friends.
>>141435914
>Even if she's already in a relationship, she might have a cute friend or sister who isn't. Befriending a cake means already being one step ahead in getting with her single cake friends.
The operative word is "might".
What if she doesn't?
Absolute waste of time.
>>141421445
>cake
>busted
That's not how it works.
>>141435955
>What if she doesn't?
What if you die tomorrow? Nothing is certain in life.
>>141435965
How is it not?
>>141436176
You are most certainly a cuckold.
>>141436186
Because he doesn't know what a cake is.
>>141436234
Explain how a cake cannot be busted?
>>141436257
Cakes don't have to be busted. Although maybe we have different definitions of the word 'busted.'
>>141436338
>Cakes don't have to be busted
No one said that though.
>>141436365
I don't actually know what we're discussing anymore.
>>141436512
This guy >>141435965 is saying a cake cannot be busted and I'm asking what being busted has to do with Christmas cakes.
>>141435408
kill yourself retard
you don't even know what cuck means
>>141436642
Well yeah he has no idea what he's talking about.
>>141421445
The more interesting question is who would protect *you*.
>>141439114
I've always wanted to sink my face into her bosoms.
>>141439445
Sensei a soft.
>>141440179
>>141439114
I think one the first novel comes out in English soon as I was considering buying it but how much screentime does Sensei get? She's my only reason to watch or read Yahari.
>>141435262
anon are you implying that 3d is anything other than pd?
>>141424662
No dude, after I put her down I would take a 50 from her purse and leave
>>141440562
Good question, I sadly only have S1 to go by. Some nice moments but she's clearly not a central character, which sucks because she's a more interesting one and has better rapport with 8man.
It may just be my fetish talking, but it's all the more vexing when sensei is either best girl or close to it. It's so vanishingly rare when they win that Japan seems practically allergic to the concept.
>>141441077
I think Onegai sensei was the last to do this with Sensei winning, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei also kind of semi-counts I guess. But you're right, it's a concept which needs to be explored more.
Also wonder if the sensei will win in Hibike Euhponium, I can actually see them going that route but who knows. We'll find out in S2.
>dating a used-up whore who ended up the way she did due to poor life decisions
No thanks. Get your 3DPD shit out of my 2D.
>>141441692
But anon, she IS 2D, and she actually won in the end!
Left behind by her own generation, sensei spent her tears about it years ago. She contents herself in properly educating the next, quietly dedicating herself to her job. She tells herself she's fine with it, that there's value in it, that the stress and long hours will be worth it someday.
But the frustration lingers. Her friends get married, have kids, move on with their lives. The months since her last social outing quietly turn into years. Her students become the adults she never felt like; one of the girls in one of her classes even looks like her, but with a boyfriend.
She pretends she can't feel the knife twisting every time she sees them together.
>>141441958
One of her students approaches her for help about a girl he likes. Quiet boy, but a good student, pays attention in class, always volunteers to help. Over the last month or so he's been the last to leave, seems to blush and look away whenever she glances at him; must have been debating whether to ask for help.
The hell's she supposed to know about this? She failed that subject. But she tries anyway, hoping to spare someone the pain she now feels. He shyly describes her in oblique terms, so broad she thinks he's talking about the popular girl. It stings at first. The girl probably doesn't even know he exists.
>>141441999
Something's off, though. Some of the details don't add up: he says she's "kinda older than him," they're the same age; he "tries to talk to her every day after class," she's one of the first out the door. Poor kid's probably just nervous, practically sweating just talking to his teacher. Lacking any real advice, she combs her brain for half-remembered plots to cornball romance stories she wouldn't admit to reading under torture.
Love letter in the locker it is - end of the semester, just before break. Time to get together if yes, time for the pain to fade if no.
>>141442055
He seems pleased by that, thanks her for the advice, and scrambles off. She smiles and wishes him luck. The odds aren't in his favor, but she means every word. Gradually she drifts back into her numbing routine, the day-in, day-out scrutiny of dozens of impressionable eyes. But she catches him writing something from time to time, blushing and trying to look like he's paying attention. God help him, he's going to do it.
Exams come and go, the last day approaches. She did the best she could with what she was given; hopefully she'd see most of them next year. A long day of grading papers and projects; she actually dozes off for a bit. When did it get so damn late? Time always had a way of passing her by.
>>141421445
Tip the edges of the universe,if she was interested in me. If not, I'd still do quite a bit to protect her smile if she was cute and it wasn't too inconvenient.
>>141442107
She rushes to clean up her desk, and she's halfway out the door before she spots something out of place. Where'd that letter come from? A note on the envelope reads: "Didn't want to wake you." Her pulse starts to race as she opens it, slow to connect the dots until she sees that clumsy handwriting of his.
Funny, she'd thought she was out of tears.
>>141442170
>Funny, she'd thought she was out of tears.
Don't fucking do this to me anon
>>141442170
Post more you fuck
Who's your favourite sensei and which one would you let teach you a night of passionate love making only a cake can give?
>>141442170
Every day of the break drags with the weight of a month, ample time to mull it over in excruciating detail. So many hurdles and so much baggage, and she struggles with the basics of how to talk with him about it. It's wrong, it's unethical, it's unwise; strange for him and downright pathetic for her. The smart thing to do was act like the grown-up she was supposed to be, let him down gently, and maintain an awkward distance for the rest of the year.
She never was that smart. She reads the letter again, becoming his age with moist eyes and glowing cheeks. The pieces all snap together and she wonders how she never noticed it before. He's her student, her mind says over and over, a warning that she takes as a selling point. He's her student. He's *her* student. The hell with the popular girl. A boy like him deserves someone better.
The first day of class comes around again. She can hardly wait.
>>141443733
MORE
Can't unwatch Kotonoha no Niwa to watch it again, so what Christmas Cake Anime are there to watch now?
>>141443733
Awkwardness at first, lack of eye contact; she stumbles on his name during attendance, feeling that first icy pinprick of doubt. With effort she settles into the normally comfortable groove of her lecture, a pebble lurking in an old pair of shoes. It's not until the end of a long day that they can talk, and her teeth grind as the last student takes their sweet god-for-damned time leaving.
Did he mean it? The question comes out in a whisper, nearly strangled by the lump in her throat. Unspoken is the wish, the plea that he still does, that his wide eyes and blushing face are hiding a yes. His nervous babbling in answer soon mirrors her own. He was worried she'd forgotten, had written him off like a stupid boy with a silly crush, had someone else in mind, had this, had that. Of course he meant it.
She should say no. She doesn't. She can't.
>>141444743
The talk is long and long overdue. He's not an adult yet, but close enough to it to know the hurdles in place. Neither wants to jeopardize her career or his future, yet the risks aren't enough. He always admired and respected her, always loved her class, always thought she was better looking than any girl in or out of school. The words might as well be pulled from those trashy stories she swears she doesn't read, and she cherishes every sappy syllable.
Boundaries are already breached, but they're doing this as right as one can. They both agree nothing can happen until he graduates. She'll live, she's waited this long, but she'll be damned if she's not having a taste now. She grabs his shirt collar and pulls him in close; a thought he shares, from how quickly his hand finds hers.
Their fingers lace in a tender, shared squeeze. She didn't need those tears anyway.For you, anon.
>>141421902r9k made me hate women. I really wish I never went there.
>>141445674I know that feel anon, and not just women. I will never be able to trust a normie ever again.
>>141445744
It unfortunately bred a toxic mindset in me. Even though we "3DPD" here, it's not healthy to hate. It's almost as bad as /v/ making you hate video games.
>>141441958
>>141441999
>>141442055
>>141442107
>>141442170
>>141443733
>>141444743
>>141445613
M-muh heart.
>>141445674You would've started hating them sooner or later. /r9k/ only influenced whether it's before or after an unfair divorce financially destroys you.
Would you, /a/?
>>141447033
Becoming a househusband is pretty much my dream.I'd still work part time to avoid feeling like a leech though
>>141447236
Would you buy one /a/?
>>141447401
>it's real
My fucking wallet.
>>141447682
I love that the figure itself is just called "OL-san"
>>141447236
I want to help her get home after a night out for drinks andprincess carryher.
>>141447401
Are those two different figurines or can you swap out the faces?
I like her happy smile more.
>>141448202
Yeah they're just swap out faces.
>>141443683
Maya-chan, easily. Would shyly ask tohold hands with.
>>141447059
Glad that she won and the guy got the best girl in that short story. Truley one of my fav short stories. I just hope they finish the rest of kono S mi yo even tho I know it's a sad ending.
CAKE BY THE OCEAN
>>141424662
>tfw there is a 31 year old widow cake on office
>tfw she talks about how she arrive home every night, lays on couch until she sleeps
>tfw she does drink a lot of booze and talk how she loves drinking and sometimes about being lonely
A-anons, what can I do to make a cake happy?
>>141452058
Listen to your heart, anon.Start small; buy her a coffee one day and see where it goes.
>>141452058
this
>used to have launch with a cake co-worker
>she is cute lonely as fuck (prefers to stay lonely tho) and watches anime all day
>have to change shifts and never see her again
>still talking casually on skype from time to time
how do I get in?
>>141421445
>old
>busted
>christmas cake
>innocent
One of these words is not like the others.
>>141452697
She's in another sector now, on the room next to me, when she was in my room she used to rub my shoulders when talking to me and stuff like that, one of those days after not talking to her for some weeks I just gone there to get some talks with that in my mind
>"I loved working with you, we were a good team"
>"I miss bugging you toes all day, hehe"
What's the secret to get inside a cake's heart? Specially a widow.
>>141452810
Honestly, it sounds like you're at least partly there. Rubbing your shoulders is a step above casual workplace relationship, if not a guaranteed signal. Everyone has different quirks about physical contact, lots of subtle cues involved.
Depending on how skype talk goes, I'd invite out for drinks one night, or at least see if she wants to get lunch on a weekend and catch up or something. It's easily brushed off if not interested, and easily followed up on if she is.
>>141452810
Do something with her outside of work
>>141447033
can I get a source?
Iqdb and google gave me nothing.
>>141421445
I'd call her AU version and fall in love with her instead.
>>141455727
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
You gullible fucks don't realize any woman who's that old and still unmarried and childless is just looking for some sap to trick into knocking her up so she can shut up her internal clock and start collecting some child support checks.
Sure hope having sex with a flabby old hag is worth losing half the money you make for the rest of your life.
>>141456506
>not being sterile
It's a blessing and a curse
>>141456506
>applying 3d logic to 2d women
You will never rub the feet of a tired Christmas Cake, coming home from work.
I'll be 26 this July. The farthest I've ever gone with a boy is one kiss on the mouth. No guy I've liked has ever taken me on a second date ;_; Am I gonna die alone /a/?
>>141457681
>3DPD
Leave. This thread isn't about you. Go to /soc/ if you want a pity party.
>>141455727Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>141455727
It's already a meme, so you don't need to post it anymore.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
>>141457681
Just start hitting up gay bars bro you'll find a guy there.
>>141455727
ALWAYS
>>141457681
We are all going to die alone anyway
>>141457681
Boys don't become cakes.
This is still the holy grail of cake. Or at least I think so, it's never explicit with her age iirc
>>141447059
I thought it said "see that his gives birth to that child" sometimes I hate not being able to read.
>>141457681
Don't just sit on the fence fucking do something! If your arnt ugly as sin, fat or a horrible person there is gonna be someone who will like you!
>>141458924
>If your arnt ugly as sin, fat or male there is gonna be someone who will like you!
Face it, we're just disposable tools for women. And considering we aren't exactly high status, strong or affluent we're zero value in the eyes of women.
>>141428515
Nah, they will get togehter
>>141441077
But why does otakus dont like cakes?
>>141421445
Unmeasurable lenghts.
>>141458946
Nah even losers are actually really important to women (even if neither side fully realizes it)
Girls want, sometimes even NEED, undesirable guys to hit on them. So that they can reject them and get an ego boost / power trip out of it. It's why they start getting all butthurt when "ugly loser creep" guys resign themselves to just being alone and doing nerd hobbies, even though they logically shouldn't care if somebody so undesirable isn't pursuing them anymore.
>>141457681
>failing on easy mode
Better just kill yourself.
>>141459708
>Slut it up in your teens and early 20s
>"Lonely" in late 20s
>Kill yourself
And nothing of value was lost
>>141452810
You need to remember cakes aren't looking for casual relationship, once you're in you need to commit unless you want to break her heart, and cakes get commited very quickly.
> she used to rub my shoulders when talking to me and stuff like that
Fuck it, just go for it and invite her for coffee, she's clearly interested. And don't be afraid of making fool of yourself, it would spoil things with other women, but from my experience cakes are different. They don't date to establish their social status and since the beginning it's more about the real thing between you two.Just don't repeat my mistake anon. You need to be patient and commit to your relationship
>>141452810
Having money
>>141421445
I dunno, maybe down the street.
I want to marry a soft cake and make her happy.
Pies > Cakes
>>141421445
but wasn't she canonically a virgin?
>>141421445
>30 is considered old to japanese
>'i'm such a weeb i must think this too!'
oh boy, every time.
>>141461143
Its considered old in 2D. Thats what we care about. And if you still think in 3D you need to get out.
>>141461220
For no other reason than because nips think it. It's not like 2D hold some exclusive logic that isn't bound by real life.
Depends if she would put out or not
Is this the cuck general?
>>141461283
No, this isn't an NTR thread.
Those are over in /pol/.
>>141461298
cuck =/= NTR dumbass
>>141461283
you'll have to start your own
>>141461256
Yes, and? As I said, no one here cares about what japan thinks, its the 2D logic most people here are following and no one cares if it stems from the japs.
>this is your boss
What do you do?
>>141457681
We all will die alone. Everyone die alone.
>>141461796
Spill spaghetti
>>141461796
Be her brown noser. Literally.
>>141461796
I don't know where I'd start.
>>141425995
Kek
>>141461796
Become her boytoy since I just started working there. Hopefully I'll become her house husband at some point.
The story of Kotonoha no Niwa becomes slightly less romantic once you realize it's about a teenager with a foot fetish.
Around 6 inches.
![1463069272402[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rLaomWf.jpg "1463069272402[1].jpg")
>>141462125
>Hopefully I'll become her house husband at some point.
![konosuba-ep-8-13[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BvpSblC.png "konosuba-ep-8-13[1].png")
>every girl you're acquainted with is over the age of 25 anyways
Do I even have a choice?
i-is is this a fujisho thread ?
>>141461796
Marry.
>>141464436
How does that even work?
>>141466546
Because fuck you, it's anime
>>141461796
Yell at her for putting the lingerie OVER THE FUCKING PANTIES! HOLY FUCK HOW CAN SOMEONE GROW SO OLD AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! HOLY FUCK!
>>141466546the shirt got wet from her lactating into it without noticing
Liking older women is a curse.
>>141467579
>Liking older women is a blessing.
FTFY
>>141467393
S-sorry anon, she's never worn it for anyone before. She didn't know.
>>141468172
And now she wont know how my dick feels like because it is flaccid
>>141424662
>>141468303
it can be easily fixed, take them off without removing the rest by tearing them off of her.
>>141468509
This
>>141461796
Ask her if she needs any helpsexually
cakes are the only women that I have ever attracted in my life (22)
I like them, but at the end of the day you know they just want a sucker to marry and pay for their shit before they turn 30 and fall into the basement with cats.
such is the way of 3DPD, left over scraps after chad and tyrone got tired of them.
>>141474419
>you know they just want a sucker to marry and pay for their shit before they turn 30 and fall into the basement with cats.
I wouldn't mind it if keiki's were the ones paying. That's my dream waifu: an older professional with a good job and a career she doesn't want to give up but still wants to raise a family. She'd need a younger, loving househusband for that.
>>141461796
Tell her to get off my desk because I have emails to send.
>>141474930
>She looks at you with a seductive smile and tells you to convince her to move
>>141475053
"If you won't stop interrupting, we won't secure Series A funding. The company is burning through money fast and there is still no product shipped."
>>141468305
>>141468305
>>141468305
>tfw that pic reminds me of when I visit my girlfriend
I have it but it still makes me feel longing
>>141424138
>>141424175
Where did you get this from? I never any raw or eng. please give me link.
>>141421445
That was an awesome movie, beautifully animated as well. Would love to read/watch similar stuff
>>141475612
You take all the blanket from her in bed?
>>141452697
Dont fuck it up
>>141421445
Not as far as I had once thought. Cute 2D cakes are fine but my 3D cake story ended badly for both of us.
I wanted a slowburn romance. She wanted me to convert to Catholicism and start a family. It was too much for 19-year-old me to deal with, so I had to break it off. I loved her, I still do. I just wasn't ready to be what she needed.
Sorry for the blog.
>>141478087
>She wanted me to convert to Catholicism and start a family.
>He didn't do this
You could've been a househusband, anon.
>>141459137
They have shit taste
>>141478087
It just meant you didn't love her enough.
Sorry thats the cold hard truth.
>>141478087
you did the right thing
don't listen to >>141478255
she fell in love with you because of who you are not what she wanted to make you intoif she even was in love with you that is
Is it true that cakes have the best feet?
>>141475053
"You're the boss."
>princess carry her to her desk instead
>>141478255
Maybe, but she was kind to a fault and in the weeks before I left some of the offhanded remarks I was making we're really upsetting her. I knew that I wasn't going to be changing who I was, at least not anytime soon and I didn't want to put her through the pain of being with someone who can't give you what you need. I tried to leave before we broke each others hearts, I didn't realize until after that I'd done just that.
>>141478361
Thank you. I'm about as sure as I can be that her feelings were genuine, we were quite intimate for a long time. She was quite guarded at first but as we spent more and more time together she really did bare her soul to me, and I to her. I've never felt so close to someone, before or since.
>>141478423
Yes, god I wanna lick those feet
>>141478423
I want to non-erotically massage a cake's feet after a long day of work.
>>141480910
>I want to erotically massage a cake's feet after a long day of work.
FTFY
is there a term for women older than cake but younger than milf?
>tfw dating a OL 5 years older than me
>sit at our apartment taking care of our dog together looking for employment
>she pays all the bills
its a blessing and a curse anons
on the one hand, cake
on the other, crushing feelings of being a leech
>>141458745
>implying
This one is.
>>141481450
Nee-san
>>141481450
I think milf doesn't necessarily have the specific age threshold that cake does. They commonly mean about the same 25-and-up range, though one could be a mother and still technically under cake age.
I dunno, we need a crack team of araologists to sort this out.
>>141482318
I'm not going by the literal definition of milf,no one should
I guess cougar would be more appropriate then?
>>141481589
>she pays all the bills
As a man, aren't you ashamed?
>>141482994
he's a little girl so it's ok
>>141475621
Its from the physical copy I own I literally scanned those two pages. I will have a gander on the web if they exist though.
>>141475621
>>141483076
Unfortunately there only seems to be the official prints and no scan out. I only own one copy so I can't dissect and scan this one for you sorry buddy.
>>141482994
>coming to /a/
>having pride as a man
Pick one and only one.
>>141478781
>She was quite guarded at first but as we spent more and more time together she really did bare her soul to me, and I to her. I've never felt so close to someone, before or since.
You're a fool.
>>141482994
He said he's ashamed, did you even read his post?
>>141482994
He isn't lying about like a big slob. besides you want a capable partner or wife in case you loose a limb or become too ill to work.
