pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
1st for DIEGO
>>141401801
second for Teru worst boy
>>141401801
Which character am I, /jojo/?
Who adopted Emporio in the Ireneverse, Irene and Annakiss or Weather?
>>141401900
Who is better: Dino-diego or The World Diego?
Best boy is here now
>>141401948
Dino Diego hands down.
>>141401915
>>141401948
Dino by a mile. World Diego fight was great, but he was a garbage character.
>>141401942
Narciso Anasui.
It's right there in the name.
>>141401942
You're definitely____gay
>>141401942
Hazamada
>>141401942
21ST
>>141402016
TERU
>>141401942
What site is this?
>>141402032
DEEDS
>>141402032
NY TIMES BESTSELLER
I still would argue that Terunosuke does not and should not receive the same punishment as that Angelo, they just don't belong the same bracket to have his life-long to potentially eternal prison justified.
The "Koichi" he threw out was proven to be a dummy, as after Josuke was captured he immediately stepped on the piece of paper to destroy it, in an attempt to recover his ego from the shock Josuke delivered to him through his last speech. He didn't openly attack Yuuya, he simply presented him a challenge which both parties knew it involves countless layers of deadily traps, Yuuya accepted it even when knowing the risk. That was no foul, it was just a stand fight and totally justifiable. Also he captured Josuke's mother without any intention to harm her in the slightest, and only using her to serve as a stepping stone to bring out Josuke's fear quicker in the most efficient manner in terms of both time and casualty (as he would otherwise need to capture literally everyone other than Josuke's mum to really give him a mental punch).
>>141402062
REQUIEM
>>141401948
Dino actually had character development and a motive, Waurdo Diego was a last minute asspull to force a second climax.
>>141401942
Link to the test?
>>141402045
Here's the link
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
>>141401801
Rohan also showed no interest with the general moral of life as he viewed people nothing more than "materials". Rohan also acted like an egoist arsehole (still is but not as much), is artistic by nature and is very obssessed with what he likes inside people which is their experiences. Rohan, like Terunosuke both possess incredibly dangerous stand abilities that involves controlling people as they are both control freaks to different degrees, and both showed no signs of self control when first introduced. Rohan also captured someone who Josuke holds dear as hostages, being Koichi and later, Okuyasu. Rohan also used hostages as part of his combat tatics, conditioning Josuke during the encounter. Rohan also harmed the hostages in a few ways, brainwashing and nearly killing Koichi by tearing his pages out for self interests, as well as setting Okuyasu on self immolation. Rohan also went out of his way to make Josuke mad when he was sure of his victory, like Terunosuke which in this case, by insulting his hairstyle multiple times.
Yet with all that, all Rohan got in return was a beat up so bad he had to change his weekly release schedule into monthly while he was hospitalised, which was nothing too major. In contrast, this guy got the "book prison", it just doesn't seem to be right, or anywhere close to it.
What's your least favorite fight in the series?
Mine was probably Enigma. God that dude was such a piece of shit, glad he got turned into a book. It was cool seeing more of Yuya though, that guy's a total bro.
>>141402088
BOY
Why is he so cute?
>>141401996
I used to have a sissy fetish, but now I have no libido at all really
>>141401948
Dino obviously
As cocky, apathetic and obssessive this guy may be, by analysing his abilities we would know he does not go out of his way to harm others unnecessarily as his ability is very conditional to himself while it possesses no actual combat strength and when he does, he lets them go just as easy as opening a piece of folded paper. He sought to minimise the amount of people involved in his obssession trip and although he could also kill his captive as easy as ripping paper into pieces, he only reserves that as the last resort.
He had been overboard just like how he really screwed over that taxi driver hard, but he had realised it by the end. As obssessive he may be I have no doubt that after a solid beat down he would learn "constraint" properly just like almost all antagonists who had wronged Josuke in the past, especially Rohan.
Yet he was given 0 space to redeem himself and was sent straight to capital punishment. Unlike Rohan who had done exactly the same things to Josuke yet didn't get him riled up as badly, all because one of the people that got involved was Josuke's mum. Josuke is just too much of a mama's boy I swear. Sure I would be really pissed too if someone were to drag her into a fight, but a comeback like that? I just don't think so, I don't think Josuke would really go that far as a character even if he was not actually in his right mind at that time either, as he barely did that much to Rohan previously.
Terunosuke could have been an interesting side character for later story development, dunno why Araki just hates him so much he had to practically torture him to the end of time, while making a joke out of it..
>>141401949
Is his left arm fucking dislocated
>>141402122
Ya blew it man
You forgot the picture
>Teru-posting
Bet you wished you came to the fucking dessert shop now, huh?
>>141402186
are you new to Araki's art?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZvfciLbzOP
Would you be angry or happy if Diego came back for part 8?
When will we hear the call of the king of nuts again?
>>141402212
It's not usually dislocated unless they're in some cover pose, though. Regular art isn't all fucked up like that.
>>141402209
I'll only come if I can bring Teru
>>141402240
Angry.
Because he's fucking dead.
>>141402240
angry, his arc is done, Valentine coming back would be passable though, I guess
>>141402240
depends on how it's done but most likely would be shit
we already had two diegos for fuck's sake
>>141402240
It would depend on how it happened, really. If it was done well like in SBR, I'd like it, but if it was done like some plebbit tier "IT WAS ME DIO" shit I'd hate it.
>>141402240
If it's just Diego I'd be mad.If it was Wall Eyes fuckery to fuse Diego's cadaver with someone that actually might be cool.
>>141402209
I was wondering what happened to desert shop poster.
>>141402280
wasn't there only one D4C for all universes?
>>141402319
Yes, it was only developed by the Valentine in the world with the Corpse, but effectively could cycle through any amount of them after the user died - Valentines shared memories and conciousness in some way iirc.
>>141402300
Magenta Magenta's head on Diego's remains
>>141402313
>A post joking about getting raped by an in-game character is off-topic
>mods literally hating fun
Okay
Wall Eyes are oldest rockmen sleeping, compare them to the "prime one" stage of their life cycle
Emporio and Narancia are the two reasons why Part 5's crew is better than Part 6's. Discuss.
>>141402441you can go longer
>>141402396
20th Century World when
Which Stand users can beat the Pillar Men?
Which ones can beat Ultimate Kars?
>>141402462
wat
>>141402462
Emporio is part 6
>>141402105
>ok none of these results look too bad-
>100% depressive
I think I fucked up.
>>141402300
What if the hero of part 9 is Johnny's head on Diego's body as he tries to adapt to the 21st century
>>141402462
Emporio's alright, but from Part 6.
But fuck Narancia for not having a vagina
You can't just draw a girl and call it a boy. That's not right.
I need pictures of caesarxgyro stat
>>141402237
He was brown.
Japan is well known for being discriminatory towards dark skinned people, especially men.
>>141402462
Narancia is actually the worst member of the group asides from Trish, Fugo was right about him
>>141402496
Cream
D4C
Maybe Killer Queen
Tusk
GER
>>141402514
In layman's terms. Emporio shit. Narancia good.
>>141402496
Vanilla Ice
Heaven Ascension DIO
Giorno
Kira could beat regular Pillar Men probably
>>141402547
I can't hold all this shit taste in one post anon
>>141402525
Like a reverse SDC?And the main villain is a Joestar descendant hunting them down because they're a blight on the family lineage?
>>141402105
>Results show I'm really depressive and avoidant
Nothing new there.
>>141402237
Don't fuck with someone's mom.
Seriously, he's lucky that Josuke didn't just punch his fucking head off.
>>141402535
I feel bad for will in most Zepelli group shots because no one gives a fuck about him
>>141402588
Trish feels like a throwaway part 1-3 character anon, she's a shit girl. I do agree disliking Narancia is a horrid opinion though
>>141402635
Gyro > Will >>>>> Shizaaa
>>141402635
Gyro was pretty much the only really memorable one. Ceaser was ok, but the thing I remember most about him was his death and getting kissed by a lady with a bird in her mouth. Will was just kind of there to teach Jonathan about ripple and that was it.
>>141402561
The entire part 6 crew was awful because it was never a crew. Because they are in a prison they barely interact with each other and when they break out the first thing they do is split up. Also Jolyne met Weather Report 1 time before he regains his memory and dies, Hermes barely does anything and F.F. died too soon. Emporio is not the only reason. Part 5 had a crew with much better characters who had a lot more interaction and worked towards the same goal. Obviously it's the plot that makes it happen, but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMGS--qe15I
do you think we'll hear this again when jotaro btfos kira?
>>141402658
Are you homo by any chance? Just wondering
>>141402658
If fugo was gone and trish was more similar to Lucy with a less passive stand then Part 5's crew would be Godly.
>>141402709
They were a bad crew but apart from maybe Narcisso they weren't bad characters, Hermes included
>>141402706
not the anon you were replying to, but i like the development of caesar's bromance with joseph, despite its short-livedness
zeppelli spin off series when?
>>141402728
don't think with your dick my man
Original character, do not steal
>>141402728
She basically just chilled in the background until the Notorious B.I.G. part and barely did ack shit after it.
>>141402105
>Personality Type: Antisocial
I'm an antisocial histronic who's also compulsive, schizoid a hypomaniac
Just fuck me up senpai.
>>141402739
Johnny's fingernails killed both major and minor antagonists he's leagues above Caesar.
>>141402728
Explain what you like about Trish other than skimpy outfit, big boobs and the most cliche spoiled rich girl personality one could come up with
>>141401976
As much as I like Yuuya as a character.
His stand sucks when it's not in pursuit mode.
>Can't even punch through a paper shredder.
>>141402805
She's hot for one
>>141402739
caesar is a jobber so johnny would have to somehow win against ringo
>>141402752
They were not bad characters by themselves, they just have horrible interactions is what I meant to say. Not really that weird considering
>1 is fucking plankton
>1 is a murderer
>1 has no memory
>1 is a kid that had never been outside of a prison
>>141402815
most automatic stands are pretty shit in close combat
whitesnake is a notorious exception
so i finished part 7, why does it feel like gyro was the main character and johnny was the brojo? because the switch to focus to johnny at the end with the alt-diego fight felt random as fuck
FUCK DIO THE FUCKING CUNT HE THINKS HE'S HOT SHIT BUT HE'S NOTHING BUT A PEASANT BITCH WHO LET HIS MOM DIE AND COULDN'T STAND UP TO HIS DICK-ASS FATHER AND WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN STAND UP TO A DRUNK DYING MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY-ASS BITCH WHO DOESN'T DESERVE SHIT LET ALONE A JOESTAR FORTUNE AND ETERNAL LIFE BUT NO HE JUST HAD TO STEAL SHIT FROM EVERYONE ELSE TO BECOME COOL BUT HE'LL NEVER BE COOL BECAUSE DEEP DOWN HE'S NOTHING BUT A POOR BRITISH BASTARD CHILD WHO'S ONLY CLAIM TO FAME IS RIDING ON THE COATTAILS OF HIS BROTHER BY ADOPTION AND STEALING HIS SHIT LIKE A FAGGOT WHO GOT FUCKING MURDERED BY A DUMBASS HIGH SCHOOLER LIKE THE PUSSY HE IS
>>141402866
Calm down Speedweed
>>141402739
Johnny's power is amazing, who drew this comic?
>>141402845
>at the end
nigger they do that halfway with the sandman fight
>>141402805
Well she has a nice face
And her outfit has math on it that's pretty cool
And she seems nice
>>141402840
Whitesnake was a clusterfuck of a stand
>Long range yet strong as a close range punchghost
>Can create illusions via digestive acid, never used again
>Discs allow him to do a bunch of shit
>>141402635
It's unfortunate for Will (I like him a lot), but it's to be expected.
The older mentor type isn't quite Brojo, and the other Zeppelis held a stronger sense of developed friendship with the respective JoJos. Although Caesar's is distinctly weakened through the off-panel training.
>>141402105
I'm not depressed, that's a start
>>141402932
And C-fucking-Moon wasn't?
>Inverse Gravity
>Surface Inversion
>>141402769
Definitely. I feel if battle tendency was as long as SBR Ceaser and Joseph would be posted here as often as Gyro and Johnny.
What if any of Araki's older works appeared in Part 8? Either as a cameo or a fight.
>>141403001
I never said C-moon wasn't.
In fact, they are the same stand technically, only poke-evolved, so I'd say the clusterfuckery applies to all of its stages.
>>141401991
Definitely wrong, I'm not a tender
>>141403040
*yandere
fuckin autocorrect
>>141402121
Can anybody link to the uncensored image in a similar resolution?
>>141402932
He used the illusions quite a bit didn't he?
Disguised himself as Weather, disguised Donatello as Pucci, and I think he did it one other time.
>>141402840
meant to say long range here since I'm pretty sure that if Whitesnake gets injured so does Pucci
Yuuya is a faggot. This is my Terutory now.
>>141403008
>Ikuro Hashizawa was left at the bottom of the sea.
>His body drifts towards JJL Morioh, and causes the Wall Eyes to form as a 'response to the danger coming from the ocean'.
>Baby with socks and hat is actually JJL Baoh
>Flashback Man is actually Baoh
>Main villain of part 8 is Baoh. All the rock people share his skin hardening phenomenon.
>>141403099
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/331789
>>141402105
mixed results lmao
I'm not the guy who was doing these earlier, but I felt like making an Okuyasu one. I don't dislike Okuyasu, I'm just tired of people asking if The Hand can kill Nijimura Sr.
>>141403102
I don't know. Disguising himself and creating illusions that knock people out and cause them to slowly be digested seem too different to me.
>>141402997
I'd say part 8 Kira for you
>>141402739
Johnny's powers are so fucking cool. When he first shot himself and disappeared into his own bullet hole I was so amazed.
>>141403169
Cool, KQ a best anyways
>>141403157
couldnt josuke just use crazy diamond and punch okuyasu's dad into the shape of a human
>>141403157
It totally can, by the way. It's just that Okuyasu's a softie and would never do that.
>>141403157
How dare you oppress Okuyasu in our time of need.
Really, I think a "repeat questions" version of this would be suitable.
>>141403156
100% dependent + 100% avoidant. Interesting.
>>141403199
>>141403211
>Dio's spores are just skin deep
>Implying iq test aren't real
>>141403211
Supposedly, Crazy D wouldn't be able to reverse the process of DIO's cells invading Nijimura Sr. Or at least that's what I heard from my friend.
>>141403211
punching him to look like a human wouldn't reverse the damage to his cells
>>141403236
Why?
>>141403211
The way I see it, Josuke will only be restoring Okuyasu's dad back into a frogman. He is so integrated with DIO's cells at this point that his monstrous form is now his default "original" state.
>>141403251
The regular explanation is that CD can fix things that are broken. Nijimura Sr. is not really broken, he mutated into something else. His default state changed so to speak. If CD 'fixes him' it returns him to his default state which is already mutated.
>>141403279
because i suck ur mums dick
>>141403234
They're both really true of me though, I'm dependent on certain people completely but I always avoid most others as much as I can (unless I'm forced into a social setting, in which case I suddenly become a goddamn comedian). I blame my rising Gemini.
/blog
>>141403276
There is no "damage" done to his cells, their genetic structure had been completely reformed
>>141403337
that's what I meant, I guess I worded it poorly
>>141402240
More Dio is never a bad thing desu.
>>141403156
Probably Kakyoin
the parts aren't as good as later parts, but I love the part 1-3 main villain theme of crazy magic martial arts vampires, and would appreciate if it made a comeback
>>141403424
JJL's main villain will be a rockman who knows the spin.
>>141403424
Read the mango
who am i ?
>>141403424
the best you're getting is spin and rock men
>>141402240
I think we had enough Dio for now.
Diego and the World were amazing, but constant callbacks are lazy... I would drop JoJo.
>>141403134
Before getting invested in JoJo i saw the specials for ASB, i used to think that Baoh was the villain of part 8.
>>141403447
Willy Wonka
>>141403447
Highway to Hell's user.
>>141403468
Just curious, did you think he wore his stand?
>>141403424
If hamon came back I'd skip a part for the first time. I don't want generic bullshit shonen powers, stands are what makes JoJo stand out.
The spin was pretty cool though.
>>141403447
Kira
>>141403468
I thought him transforming himself was the ability, so kinda?
>>141403484
I hope not. That would mean anon is suicidal.
>>141403484
nah not really
>>141403479
would like to
>>141403524
yup excluding the murderer part (thought of some time but never did)
>>141403424
>Crazy magic martial arts and vampires
There's dozens of other shonen that does these things, just read them. This mango is about crazy superpower wielding weirdos in various settings.
I can really identify with DIO as someone who has never been able to connect with any other human being.
I can understand his reasons for wanting to get rid of what little humanity was left inside of him.
Humans are weak and stupid, incapable of recognizing true genius when it is presented before them.
Any ideas?
>>141403492
I thought him transforming himself was the ability.
I posted the wrong reply.
>>141403566
>that Koichi
>>141403586
survivor's manner :^)
>>141403586
Giorno
>>141402105
what the fuck is this even
>>141403566
>Tamami and Shigechi
Also Hazamada looks like the girl from the Ring.
>>141403586
You have no personality at all, Sugar Candy Mountain
>>141402105
When you realize you might be pretty sick
fml
>>141403621
Now this...THIS is Xander McQueen.
>>141403621
You're like a male version of me
>>141403645
t.Diavolo
>>141403645
There's nothing wrong with being careful.
Don't let normies trick you into being vulnerable.
>>141403566
>jotaru
>okayasu
damn
where is kira
>>141403586
Doppio
>>141403645
Sup Diavolo
>>141403566
Wait a minute...
Where's female Kira?
Also:
>Those hands going up femJosuke's skirt.
Now that's what I call lewd.
>when you realize everyone in this thread his depressed
>>141403688
I'm pretty sure everyone on Earth is depressed anon
Life is like this now
>>141403660
>>141403681
No, Diavolo was waaayy too overconfident in his invincibility
>>141403660
>>141403681
>0% Narcissistic
>85% Schizoid
Not yet, anons. 21st Century Schizoid Man is still out there somewhere
>>141402441
haha long boy
>>141403688
At least I know I'm not alone anymore.
What's this stand called?
Is the anime or manga better?
>>141403566
>tfw femhazamada
The perfect waifu
>>141403776
pupet mastaz
>>141403688
We may be depressed but at least we have each other.
>>141403792
the anime is really good but read the manga
Who am i?
>>141403750
What?
>>141403688
The world is so full of sad and angry people, how can you not be depressed?
>>141403754
>>141403799
>feeling better when others share your pain
>>141403794
>mfw realizing she probably got splinters in her cooch at least once
>>141403799
>>141403754
>>141403776
Subterranean Homesick Alien
>>141403621
Axl?
>>141402105
Well that is more accurate than I expected it to be
>>141403728
>>141403714
>>141401942
Honestly this guy is probably Diavolo off an American proxy tbqhfam
>>141403656
I don't want your panties
>>141403935
rohan
>>141403935
Why is it that everyone here is a raging narcissist yet also hates themselves
>>141403987
I feel like I am one of the smartest people on the planet, yet because of my autism I will never be able to connect with people or make the world a better place.
I'm currently reading part 5 and shit is boring as fuck metalica vs king crimson was cool still w8 for something better to make the reading ride worth the time
Why do people say "Jonathan is generic and boring" but praise Jotaro who is unequivocally more generic and boring? Why won't people realize thatJonathan is the best Jojo
>>141404066
They only got 9 episodes of Jonathan.
>>141403943
Who am I /jojo/
Alright, I've read JoJo up to part 3 but how exactly did Erina not notice Dio with the hugeass body of her dead husband slipping into the secret compartment of the sarcophagus before escaping in it herself?
>>141404066
I like Jonathan more than Jotaro. He's got that gentlemanly charm.
Part 3 Jotaro is just generic silent, brooding anime protagonist number 34567.
Part 4 Jotaro however, is likeable.
>Captcha: choose all bread
>>141404066
I never felt Jonathan as generic. Heck, every Jojo in my eyes are unique,
>>141404063
>Non legge la versione Italiana
>>141404063
If you weren't hyped for the Beach Boy/Grateful Dead fight then nothing will excite you in Part 5.
>>141403987
Most people on 4chan are narcissistic. Or believe that they are lazy underachievers or some shit
>Depressed that hight
>Narcisstic that hight
wtf i am not an edgelord
>>141404125
Too bad Jotaro dies in part 4 though
This test is broken.
>>141404209
Yeah. Can't believe it was Tonio who killed him.
CAT'S FOOT
IRON CLAW
>>141404119
Plothole, but it's not important. Get outta here before you get spoiled. Jotaro dies in part 4.
Spread your buttcheeks faggot.
I'm going in.
>>141404233
Yeah, but then we got the great alternate evil Jotaro summoned by Reimi who was the real mastermind all along, that was a fantastic fight
>>141404233
yup him being kira's father was a real surprise
Let me hear your best JoJoke, /a/.
>>141404278
anon really fucks butt?
no dignity
>>141404293
Jotaro
>>141403621
at least you're neither a sadist nor a narcist, congrats
>>141404293
>part 2 > all
best joke ever
King crimson vs Zawardo who wins?
>>141404332
>not loving yourself before everything else
You will never reach HEAVEN with that attitude.
>>141404360
diavolo win
>>141404360
King crimsom can delete the time that za wardo stoped
so based Boss win
>>141403621
This is fucking Yo-Yo Ma
>>141404360
The world over heaven
:^)
>>141404293
What was the hardest thing about killing Reimi?My boner./spoiler]
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>>141404243
NEUROSURGEONS, SCREAM FOR MORE
AT PARANOIA'S POISON DOOR
>>141404360
do you know the real name of the pastbin ?
jou(past)bin
I am a normie
>Threw a knife at a guy for entering a kitchen
Totally not evil
>>141404442
So what was on that girl ghost's back?
>>141404702
you're Damo
>>141404727
But the food's good. It's fine, my dude.
>>141404753
holes in the shape of Kira's penis
What do I win?
>>141404767
Somebody knows how can i plays this vydya ?
When are JoJolion's new chapters out?
>>141404797
A stay in prison ya serial killin nutjob
>>141404803
Friday
>>141404797
enya
>>141403831
facebook ironic meme
>There will never be an Earth, Wind and Fire Feedback novel about Mikitaka trying to escape Area 51 agents, many of whom are stand users because they managed to obtain the original stand meteorite.
Why live?
>>141404844
I dunno why sadistic is so high, I didn't really answer any question hinting towards that.
>>141404797
Narciso Anna's
>>141402105
>Negativistic
>Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: An internal discontentment and chronic irritability that springs from a deeply rooted feeling of ambivalence about yourself and others. You deal with this ambivalence by acting passive-aggressively towards others, oozing skepticism and discontent at them as a means to express your inner ambivalence. Constantly uncertain about your own capabilities, you alternate between submerging yourself to the wishes of others and rebelliously asserting yourself as a free individual who is entitled to respect and should not be bossed around. In your inability to decide whether to turn to others or to yourself for security and direction, your strategy for coping with internal conflicts resembles that of a young child who must constantly test the parental boundaries in order to find his own footing in life.
>this is shockingly accurate
>>141404243
Wow, you need help.
>>141404702
Leave, normie. REEEEEEE
A defect in your ability to form social relationships and an under-responsiveness to all sorts of stimuli. You exhibit an intrinsic emotional "flatness" where the highs don't get too high and the lows don't get too low. Emotions like joy, anger, and sadness do not move you as much as they move other people. Your natural state appears to be one where you have "retired" a bit into yourself, which is one source of the calmness that characterizes your normal state. Unlike what might be expected, your passivity and lack of vitality is not a form of self-protection, but simply seems to be your natural state.
>This shit is calling me Giorno
I am not THAT bland