Why the hell does /a/ worship cowtits so much?
Cause /a/'s mind has shrunk to the point in which they prefer unrealistic tits, retarded protags and cringe harem romance over a good story.
I don't.
>>141386994
>>141386994
>Posting worst girls
Mage a best
Fighter a second best
>Why the hell does /a/ worship cowtits so much?
Cowtits are great, why the hell not?
As much as I love us having titty-worship threads, how many are you going to make these in succession?3
>>141386994
You made this thread yesterday.
>>141387098
Cause you morons have started accepting them in place of an actual storyline. Grow up and stop ruining anime.
>>141386994
They are young boys who long for motherly love
When they become men they will understand that ass legs and hips are what form the female form for reproduction
>>141386994
>>141387156
>Cowtits and /a/'s love for them are the reason why anime is about fanservice instead of actual storylines
>>141387213
Alright, what's your reason then? Why keep recycling the same bullshit? Because they know you eat it up like the teenagers you are.
>>141386994
>>141387231
You're blaming a group of people that have little to nothing to do with the production of anime. Blame Japan and the Nips for your "shitty" anime. Also, you can say the inverse of this.
>DFCfags are just pedos who eat the same shit up just like the pedos you are.
DFC fags like you are fucking annoying, so vocal about some dumbass form of false superiority.
I just love tits man, no matter the shape/size.But thighs,hips and ass are the true patrician taste.
>>141387045
This.
>>141386994
>ova still not subbed
i hate this world.
>>141387144
See this post? What the fuck is with the anti-loli sentiment that has grown on /a/ recently? They all feel like outsiders...or one person desperately trying to shame lolicons.
/a/ is full of marketers, we knew that already, but seeing us talk about lolis must make these marketers feel uncomfortable, so as part of their "job" they try to make lolicons feel bad.
/a/ wasn't like this a few years ago. Fuck off marketers, normies, whoever the fuck you are. Lolis are here to stay.
>>141387315
>not liking cowtits means you're a DFCpedo
I just like my girls with full, healthy normal busts and no breast cancer, that's all.
I only prefer big tits because I've gotten to titfuck a girl before, and it is like fucking the clouds of heaven.
>>141386994
>tumblr gif
2 threads was enough, stop trying to turn it into a general you fucking retard.
>>141387895
>Blogging about 3D
Fuck off.
We don't need a daily fucking thread. OP is a faggot, as usual.
>>141387144
>>141387885
Speaking as someone who prefers cowtits himself: please an hero, faggot.
>>141387895
>>141387885
>>141387144
You're neither invited nor welcome, go back to your cancerous textboard for plebs.
Explain why you don't OP.
>>141388116
Nah, I like to stick around and enjoy actually good shows.
>>141388410
blue board dumb nigger
>>141387098
He posted best girls, Mage an overrated uguu shit
>>141388873
>Dark Elf and Paladin ever being good
Shit taste mate
>>141387045
>still being at stage 3 of the road to being an anime pro
lol, noob
>All these people arguing about cowtits and flat chests
None of them realize thatlittle girls with big titsare the most superior.
>>141388911
>palading
>not the best
Fucking pleb
>>141389182
Paladin came close to being the best but how can you not like Mage, faggot?
>>141389017
Oppai loli is an abomination.
>>141386994
Tits have always aroused me, and I've always thought it to be the most important part of a woman's body. It's a sign of feminity.
TEN
KILOGRAMS
>>141389941
I love her unreasonably large breasts
Because
Big tits usually means overweight girl
Overweight girl usually means low self esteem
Low Self esteem usually means theyre easy to compliment
Low compliment threshold usually means they will be slutty as fuck for any cock that thinks shes hot
Calling and ugly girl hot will usually result in nudes 99% of the time
its the way of life
>>141386994
I just worship almost anything 2D
>>141390482
Lady J literally has the perfect body.
>>141386994
I don't. I only worship DFC.
So where is the OVA for this? Any subbed one out?
They are nice to look at.
Loli is love.
>>141393290
>>141390934
fuck off
One day, all of you will reach true enlightenment.
Reminder that breasts are filled with men's hopes and dreams.
>>141387248
Dakara boku wa H ga dekinai?
>>141386994
Breasts are great, no matter their size. Flat, medium, big and gigantic are all beautiful.
>>141387723
Somehow, massive amounts of normalfags made their way into /a/ and they're desperately trying to change the place to fit their tastes better. Please don't ever give up telling them to fuck off no matter how numerous they become.
>>141394417
lemme guess, untranslated? ;_;
>>141394593
Reminder that anyone who posts disgusting flat chest doesn't actually like it, they just want to shitpost and get attention.
>>141386994
>Implying I do
>>141386994
Dark Elf best girl.
>>141394759
was just wondering if that was the anime
>>141395127
>>141387189
He's right.
>>141386994
Negative. I only worship JUSTICE
Mage > Paladin > Fighter > Dark Elf > Cleric
Rating pending on Kunoichi.
Preferring cowtits over DFC means you're a healthy male. The entire psychology behind the male attraction to breasts is that they indicate fertility, along with wide hips. The larger the breasts, the more fertile the female is.
>>141396504
Within certain limits.
>>141388911
Paladin is good; Dark Elf can eat as many dicks as Paladin does.
>>141396582
Of course. Z cup breasts are obviously not normal, but I think anything up to F cup is perfectly fine.
>>141396774
I'm perfectly fine with them though.
>>141387045
fpbp
>>141396439
disgusting
>>141395990
That's not even flat, that's concave.
>>141386994
Is that a dark elf?
>>141386994
It's a primary female sex characteristic.
You're basically asking why peahens like peacocks with bright and colorful feathers.
This is exactly the type of discussion I would expect out of neo/a/, good job tumblr.
It's impossible to dispute that Chifusa is the greatest waifu of all time.
Make /a/ flat again
Busty bodacious blueberry bitch.
>>141402809
Why do the japs ship her with Spider-man?
>>141393290
This.
I blame the death of /l/ for all of this.
>>141393290
Those specific lolis are love but most aren't.
>>141386994
>BDs didn't have nipples.
One of the greatest mistakes I've ever seen in my life.
Go big or go homo
>>141407436
Shit I was just about to check if they were out.
Thanks for the disappointing heads up
Large tits give off a very lewd and sexual feel, while flat chests tend to give off either an innocent or refined feel.
>>141407684
>while flat chests tend to give off either an innocent or refined feel.
No they give no feel you fucking pedophile, how the hell can you like flat chest girls at all?
>>141394869
>>141408226
>Large tits give off a very lewd and sexual feel
>>141386994
They just look very soft and motherly
>>141387189
Then where's the average-sized boobs? B cups and C cups?
A vagina is a poor substitute for cleavage!!
Masturbate using breasts!!
>>141409692
>you can fuck boobs
>use them as pillows
>live off breast milk
Is there anything boobs can't do?
>>141409748
Not sag.
>>141386994
>all these flat and cowtit fags
Concave chests are clearly the best
>>141409795
Breast removal surgery doesn't exist.
>>141409748
Make my penis soft
>>141389017
Wisdom.
>>141409817
then how do they treat breast cancer?
>>141409875
Not with breast removal surgery.
C cup master race. I get the best of both worlds, flat/ish and semi/tits
>>141409957
Too bad they're rare these days.
>>141386994
I only fap to breasts, I don't seek any kind of sense of superiority by my choice in which size I prefer. That would be childish and silly.
>>141408289
He's black.
He's lying.
He'd be fine with a big booty exclusively.
>>141410216
DFC with big booty doesn't exist in anime.
>>141410254
If only...;_;
>>141409692
this
>>141410428
And yet, huge tits with flat ass exists in anime.
>>141410434
Girls opening their cleavage like this makes me absolutely feral. It's hard to find, though.
>>141410564
Yeah, at least we got some new ones with this penis machinist.
>>141410790
Ooh, that's a good one.
OP I think yours and many others problem is that you define cowtits as anything bigger than nothing.
Flatfags will never hear the most beautiful sound in the world: fleshy paizuri slaps
>>141411263
Truly it is the sound of angels.
>>141409842
Why would you want that?
>>141411672
Gotta pee sometimes...
>>141386994
Because they feel good and have utility
Flat chests feel less good and have less utility
We should relocate the uterus to women's breasts, that way we can really impregnate her breast pussy
>>141412286
>>141412286
I believe that if you try very very hard, you can do it!
>>141399539
I'd say she isn't flat enough.
>>141412286
fund it
>>141412431
How in the world did she spill her yogurt in there?
>>141396439
Paladin > Mage > Dark Elf > others
>>141411672
Because it actually hurts after a while
>>141386994
cowtits are love, cowtits are life
>>141413188
Get the fuck out of here.
>>141413495
Ahahaha the rumors were true
>>141412286
You want women to give birth to chest bursters?
#teamcowtits
soon
>>141415372
Tiny heads.
>>141415407
huge titties
>>141387723
>normies
Kill yourself.
>>141410254
>>141410428
I guess it's what you consider as a "big booty" (i.e., relative to their other proportions versus a set measurement). I guess this isn't exactly an anime, though. (Yet?)
>>141416066
It's not that big but it is a nice ass.
>>141388953
>he isn't at stage 7 yet
>he hasn't even discovered secret level 6
>>141416088
Yeah, in retrospect, I should have chosen another picture.
It's the difference between sleeping on pillows and sleeping on the headboard
>>141389017
She's dying anon
>>141386994
Goddamn paladin is so fine.
How come busty blonde knights are so good?
>2016
>liking washboards
>>141416317
As a DFCfag I'd much rather just use her whole body as a dakimakura.
>>141409771
>>141409842
Heck you made me lol.
>>141386994
because we're not degenerates.
>>>/lgbt/
>>141419835
>check pic on archive
What are you making me watch?
because most of us at /A/ are straight and the flat-chest loving pedo's are just a loud minority that gets the pedo mods to suck there dick
>>141420980
>/A/
>>141421177
>that's the only thing you have a problem with
I'm thinking it might even be a falseflag post but a tripfag can't be that intelligent.
>>141415372
Can't wait
I love how we have a permanent worship cowtits thread from now on.
Because I can cuddle to those fluffy pillows.
What a beautiful sunset.
Who doesnt love a nice pair of TIB's
>>141386994
BECAUSE COWTITS ARE TRADITIONALLY THE CLEAREST SIGNIFIER OF FEMININITY
YOU CAN SEE COWTITS FROM A DISTANCE, ITS EVOLUTIONARY BENEFICIAL TO ATTRACT MALES
A FLAT SLUT MAY AS WELL BE A BOY, DRAWS NO ATTENTION
Make cowtits great again
>>141410591
The milk from those things would constitute my three meals.
>>141412286
I'm imagining a triple pregnant woman right now and the thought is disturbing.
Only works if we're talking about an uterus in each breast and in its normal position
>>141412066
If you can't pee with an erection, you should talk to your doctor.
>>141413138
You're actually doing it wrong then, anon
>>141387045
>>141386994
what a pair of same faggots
>>141425920
Maybe he doesn't want to piss outside the toilet
>>141426194
Permament erections are a several medical condition and they are anything but fun
>>141407509
Perfection
>>141425329
>>141386994
cowtits are love, cowtits are life
>>141427311
111cm of fun
>>141426854
Then he should learn to aim.
>>141427452
>111cm
That's straigt up insane
>>141428110
>>141386994
Fuck you and fuck this thread. I was late to work because I had to crank one out.
>>141430056
>>141430173
Okay, that settles it. I'm downloading this show today.
>>141430173
>28
BULLSHIT
>>141430173
I don't remember this bunny episode
Is this from an OVA or something?
>>141386994
>>141430441
I'd rather just read the manga
>>141430455
She stays healthy
>>141430930
Untranslated OVA I think
>>141422838
Is this guy going to do something again? Yamamichi's art is a godsend.
>>141431039
When tiddies are so large they're clearly visible from behind, you know its fucking glorious
>>141431912
>>141432184
This is a blue board
>>141432275
Nudity is okay as long as it's from an ecchi series.
>>141432275
They're all real screenshots or official art though.
>>141432275
This is /a/ and that is a spoiler tagged image from an official source, which means it's a-okay.
>>141432184
what's wrong with her areolae and why aren't they at least CD sized?
>>141400875
guess
>>141432892
Xebec can't make up their minds
These are 110cm for example
>>141386994
Because they are great
>>141386994
>cowtits
Disgusting. Everyone knows that small chests with hips, ass and legs is objectively best.
>>141434083
What are small chests without hips, ass and legs?
>>141434836
Disgusting that's what it is.
>>141386994
Because we can't worship dfc because mods delete the threads and are trying to ban loli threads from the site.
>>141435511
Good. DFCfags are the most annoying group of people and deserve nothing but shit.
>>141435933
Nice to know, post-2009 queer.
>>141435933
You can go to reddit and take the isrealite hotpockets with you if you don't like it.
>>141435933
this
>>141435511
thank god
>>141394344
Source on the maximum? google says its anime but I know that much
>>141387723
Aside from the usage of "normies" I agree with your post. I'm proud to be a lolicon and I will always enjoy DFC. Fuck cowtits.
>Meiling thread deleted for literally no reason
I hope you people are mad yet.
>>141437757
>Fuck cowtits
Precisely.
>>141437757
>I'm proud to be a lolicon
Lolicon literally means pedophile in nippon. No joke.
>>141439102
And, redditor?
>>141439239
Fucking pedo scum
>>141439386
Pick one and only one:
>having good taste
>liking underaged girls
>liking boys at all, especially if they wear female clothing and are sexually confused
>liking physically impossible girls
>liking deformed/mutilated girls
this is what you'll find on /a/
>>141439609
Then I don't want to have good taste
>>141390583
>Big tits usually means overweight girl
>>141419398
It's a mystery.
>>141436283
It's shopped, but here's the full image. The character is from Ookami-san to Shichinin no Nakama-tachi; she's actually DFC if i remember correctly.
>>141386994
Big tits imply cudliness.
And, despite what you've heard, read and experienced about /a/, we're all just softies who want to lovingly embrace another human being.
With big tits.
>>141432361
I forgot how this was called
I remember it was about drugs, edge-lord MC with a transplanted heart and a cute nurse who was a best girl and also won
But for the love of me, I can't recall anyone's names or how the show was called
>>141419398
>How come busty blonde knights are so good
They just are.
Busty blonde knights and queens are almost perfection
>>141440838
>I forgot how this was called
Did you even watch it? It hasn't even been a year since it aired. How bad is your memory?
Luckily for you, the answer is in this thread if you put that power of observation to use, forgetful ESL-kun.
>>141432361
>as it's from an ecchi series.
HAVE YOU NOT FIGURED OUT HOW JAPAN WORKS YET
ITS ALL ECCHI
>>141439386
It's time to kill yourself
>>141441153
I binged the entire thing in one go, when BDs came out. Probably explains why I forgot
Now I remember, TriageX, good thing I can read a bit of kana
>>141413495
low test
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>>141386994
As far as I know, /a/ in general enjoys cowtits just as much as flat girls.
Also, Mage and Warrior are better than those two.
>>141444402
>look_at_my_boring_and_generic_taste.txt
D̀em͝on̡i̕c c͘owtit͘s̕
>>141444966
You say as if the Paladin and the dark elf are any better.
>>141390934
Chi's not that big
>>141443534
Fuck off, you cuck.
>>141447532
Please stop responding to the troll, he's been spamming that shit NTR story for awhile now.
>>141447340
Hot as fuck but I think this artist is western though.
>>141386994
because they have shit taste
>>141447340
>white stockings
Ugggghhhhhh, more.
>>141409748
Cure backache
>>141409771
Actually, vaginas can sag. Well, stretch.
>>141386994
Why the hell do you despise cowtits so much?
>>141450282
Double paizuri.
>>141450792
108cm and 111cm respectively
>>141386994
I don't worship tits that's bigger than C cup, sorry.
>>141451560
Are you me?
>>141438962
Cowtits are the best on cowgirls for sure.
>>141452701
Tits are only as good as the nipples on top, what is your preference here /a/? Big areolea are sorely underrepresented in my opinion, as are darker nipples.
>tfw Manyuu will never be translated
>>141452781
Are there more cowlike holstaur in Crabmans world?
>>141452860
No.
>>141452824
why only xebec draws best boobs?
