Let's see how autistic you really are.
The ability to make OP not a faggot
The power to mind control someone AND make them think they made it out of their free will.
>>141366658
The power to make digits repeat themselves
taking enough lsd that you can vibrate yourself into existence through time and space at whichever grateful dead show you happened to be listening to
The ability to change underwear at will
>>141366738
Funny. That's my power.
>>141366768
Actually it's mine
>>141366768
hahahaha yeah no it's mine, kid
pshhhhhhh
The ability to alter the atoms and make them explode within the area of effect
The ability to roll anyone and anything into a star
The ability to contact girls from another dimension.
The power to lower your opponents standards below your own, effectively putting yourself above them even with your most average skill.
the power to get redditors off my anime board
>>141366658
The ability to make niggers white.
The ability to manipulate the theory of relativity.
the power to change the genre of the manga the character is in
TELEKINISIS
But it only effects 1 cent pieces of currency.
>>141366879
FINDS A WAY
The power to summon a sword, and gain vague telekinetic powers plus a physical boost when angry.
transfer your consciousness to anything and retain your awareness+knowledge. You can be a cat, a rock, a girl, a fish, a jet plane, anything.
>>141366838
>>141366827
>>141366768
>>141366738
Aha, you tried to trick me, but I see now that your power is actually to prevent digits from repeating in your posts!
>>141366658
The power to make OP stop sucking dicks.
>>141366730
Been done before in naruto of all places
>>141366658
The power to make /a/ a good board.
>>141367002
Alright, fine. How about control shadows and anything they touch?
Every time you cut off a body part, you gain the ability to control the weather for short bursts of time.
>>141366977
FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY DIGIT POWER ASSHOLE
I'll be taking that back, thank you
>>141366992
Yeah, but really repeating digits is my power.
>control vectors
>manipulate dark matter
>electron beam
>manipulation of oils
>controlling liquids with a certain specific gravity
Wait, these are allfucking retarded
>>141366658
The power to bring back Moot.
Fakers. Repeating digits are mine.
>>141366658
the ability to have full power on lolis?
you are walking near a loli and they start following, once in your home they get naked and etc etc.
>>141366658
You are not fooling me this time, Kubo
Ability to orgasm when you stop time.
>>141367144
Ability to make people orgasm just by making eye contact
The ability to freely manipulate the libido of anyone I desire, at any time.
The power to get a job.
The power to be a ballsy MC who ends up fucking all the girls
To have an endless supply of shit that you fling at your enemies overhead catapult style using your very long dick.
Pic related.
Power to always be behind someone.
It'll be the perfect formula for *teleports behind you* and you can have the character angst about how everyone's always in front of them.
>>141366658
The ability to be in a decent story
The ability to post "boku no pico" and it becomes the only anime the OP ever saw, will see, and loves
The ability to sit anywhere without a chair. You just sit down and you sit there suspended in the air
The ability to accumulate luck and use it anytime.
>>141366977
already done
The ability to
>>141366658
The power to transform your own saliva into any condiment/sauce once spat. What do I win?
>>141367266
Didn't sakamoto just do this?
>>141366658
>The power to make the opposite of everything you say true
>The twist to it is that you can't lie and only say what you believe will happen
Crocs ass killer. Your weapon is an endless supply of sharp pink crocs (you know those ugly slippers) that goes in your target's anus. It's very slow and very painful.
>>141367276
Ok that's pretty cool
You can run at superhuman speeds, jump ridiculous distances, dodge at lightning speeds and have super strength, eye-hand coordination and awareness, only if you yell certain things off the top of your lungs.
>HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA
>Run past your enemy
>YOSHI
>Uppercut him from behind
>OWARI
>Teleport in front of him and kick him back down
>>141366658
The power of reverse friendship. The more pople like and support the MC, the more powerful I become. Because I'm a bitter cunt who despises the power of friendship trope more than highschool settings.
Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you", they proceed to ejaculate with immense force.
>>141367276
it's been done senpai
>>141367022
That is a pretty common one.
>>141366768
>>141366827
>>141366838
Witness my power
>>141367395
Controlling bees
Manifest an ethereal kestrel that I can control at will, whose psyche is connected to mine, and use it to retrieve valuable information.
The ability to be immensely gifted at any skill you just pick up and no matter the odds you will always emerge victorious in the end. You also have the ability to make friends super easily and they will always be by your side and can be counted on.
Ability to turn doors
only doors
into door-shaped guns
The power of money and possibility control.
The ability to telepathically and silently disable people's space heaters without breaking them.
The ability to be a part of a 26-episode series and wear a different outfit every episode.
The ability to cash in anything at any time. Ever had embarrassing moments? Cash those in. Might not get much, but it's something. You can also cash in unique experiences for money, like the first faps as a teen, and then relive the entire experience since your mind and body forgot what they feel like.
>>141367418
>>141366768
>>141366838
>>141366992
>>141366738
The op said to come up with powers, not to demonstrate your lack of them.
>>141367448
The power to make people stuck in the clothes they're wearing.
Subtle yet very cruel
ability to kill self and not respawn
>>141367529
And different hair styles if applicable
>>141367566
Does your birthday suit also count?
This is important.
>>141367566
No one ever changes clothes anyways.
>>141367566
If they are naked at the time are they stuck like that or will the first clothes they put on be the ones affected?
>>141366658
I can call people from alternate universe with my phone.
The ability to change the meaning of words and language. One second your opponent is thinking to himself, and then suddenly he can't understand what he's saying in his head.
>>141367386
Name me one anime then.4
>Araki taking down notes while watching this thread
>>141367690
/a/: the anime fucking when?
>>141367675
Binbogami-ga
>>141367675
Binbogami-ga
The ability to physically manipulate the scene. The character is at a mexican standoff with his opponent, and then grabs some of the few drawn bricks on the wall in the background and tosses at him. He could also grab the skyscrapers in the distance and use them like baseball bats/swords, since they'd stay at that reduced scale due the distance and perspective of the shot he grabbed them from
The power to make copies of oneself after making some hand gesture.
>>141366658
A power which manifests itself like an STI. After sleeping with someone who has the disease you end up gaining the power itself but it only fades if you actually sleep with another person, people with AIDs/HIV are your weakness.
The ability to get singles.
>>141367634
That sounds pretty cool, but how would it work? Would you be changing the official, dictionary meanings of words, or just the individual perception of them?
>>141367022
Dood, same show again. Are you fucking retarded?
>>141367770
The perception of the words. Whatever definition they know is suddenly gone and jumbled up. It's a new, foreign word for them. They can only undo it by reading a dictionary.
>>141367675
The ability to see each individual frame of the near future or near past like an animation that is overlaying onto itself in photoshop, and having the ability to leap into that spot in time by interacting with that frame.
>>141367690
Also Togashi.Yfw Chrollo kills Hisoka with one of the powers ITT
Ability to produce shit and actually sell it.This popular mangaka has it:______
>>141367675
Also Medaka Box to an extent. Medaka is the incarnation of luck.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Luck
>>141367855
JJBA says high.
The ability to get all three starters in Pokemon Red/Blue without trading or using glitches.
>>141367811
My bad, it's been awhile. What about the ability to create many self-learning clones to accumulate knowledge?
>>141367820
That legit sounds like a Stand ability. I'm actually surprised Araki hasn't done something like that yet.
The ability to crash a thread.With no survivors.
Every time my name is mentioned I can gain the powers that people ascribe to the word or those words.
The ability to inflict your past wounds onto an enemy. Broke your leg as a child? Bam! Your foe suddenly has a broken leg. Theoretically, you could go ahead and inflict on yourself a bunch of different injuries, and then use them later on if need be. The catch is you still have to recover from them as you would normally, and you can indeed die. All you can do is inflict whatever you've suffered before.
the ability to cross from the 3d dimension to the 2d dimension via suicide
The ability to have someone love me for who I truly am.
The ability to change the definitions of words through time travel, but only their definitions.
The power to make ohters aware that they're in a fictional work but they can't tell anyone about it.
A world where tattoos give special powers according to whatever the tattoo is.
The ability to feel.
>>141368007
:(
>>141367276
DONE
>>141368013
Wouldn't that just be regular time travel and butterfly effect shit?
>>141367675
Asura Cryin
>>141367932
Alright so you're trolling.
>>141367923
I just tried to find it and I couldn't, the only power that I think is similar to the ability I described is from Donnie Darko but he can't interact with past or future frames, he can only see the near future or near past as a timeline.
>>141368034
They did something like this in paranoia agent.
>>141366658
Whatever you think: Jojo did it.
The power to make anime great again.
>>141368045
This could be an idea for a new shonen manga. Instead of rings, or orbs, or fruit, or weapons, or keys, have tattoos be the source of power.
>>141368081
Not exactly.
>>141366658
I'd have the ability to steal people's ideas by making a thread about it on an anonymous image board dedicated to vietnamese flip books.
>>141368085
Not in an anime or manga though... and you aren't actually traveling in time, you're just picking the new definition.
>>141368045
Already done, I guess.
the ability to make a post that generates lots of replies which makes me very happy
>>141367482
ive seen that before somewhere
>>141368126
>not the power to be the very best that no one ever was
>>141368178
what anime
I need to know which writer stole my idea
>>141368188
You already have that ability.
The ability to use colour to influence how someone feels. Like, if I showed them the colour red, they'd go into a blind rage, if I showed them the colour blue, they'd be tranquil and calm, if I showed them the colour black, they'd want to kill themselves.
>>141368137
Honestly could be a pretty neat idea. Especially if you could design tattoos (powers) as the show progressed to gain more powers or skills
>>141368126
This should be an anime/manga
>>141368188
That's a cool idea anon
>>141367634
thats actually pretty original
>>141368188
You already have that ability, friend. Depending on how many (you)s you get should determine what level you are.
>>141367820
damn thats clever as fuck actually, i want to see this incorporated into an actual character
>>141366658
The power to control someone's bowel movements. Making them shit their pants uncontrollably and losing from shame
The ability to merge every version of you across multiple universes acting as one for a limited amount of time.
>>141368188
>makes me very happy
you mean
>fill the void for a short time
The ability to manipulate opposites, in every possible manner through contact..
Healed wounds can reopen, matter can be turned into antimatter and the ability to make people who have forgotten any topic immediately remember.
>>141367743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics
The ability to learn from the experiences of your future self, or perfectly recall past experiences to the point of hallucinating them to vivid detail
>>141368214
http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Miss_Goldenweek
>>141368221
I could dig a Hajime no Ippo style manga where one person must face off against another in tournament style fighting with having to use their tattoo powers that their partners put on their body to try to win.
>>141368276
elaborate. is the user able to select which universes are merged? how?
>>141368211
I don't remember well, it's a manga where the tatoo of MC are abstract art and give the power to cancel other powers.
The ability to make Down Syndrome contagious, whoever you touch transformers into a Downs person.
>The power to predict the future, except all of the predictions you make are the exact opposite of what will happen.
>The power to call any phone in the world and force its owner to answer
>The power to consume substances and transfer their effects to those around you (like taking LSD and making everyone else in the room trip)
The ability to make others reply to you and call you a faggot. Just watch.
>>141368276
Rick and Morty did that first
The power to change your own mood at will forcefully whenever you want.
Useful for people who have mood swings or depression and helps people act or spy or deal with presentations etc
No idea if this actually has been done, but if it has I'd like to see how they did it.
Being able to create, (dis)connect, and manipulate locally superimposed planes of copies of spatial existence. For example, say there's normally just one spatial plane where everything is, but someone with this power could create a second layer and transfer their own body into it, with no connection to the first one, and thus they'd be able to phase right through physical objects. Of course, that'd also mean they'd immediately phase right through the ground as well, so they'd have to create a third layer too, with the ground being the base, the walls they want to walk through being connected to the base, and themselves being connected to the base but not to the wall layer. This would also mean they could wield weapons that can strike their opponent while simultaneously rending their own body completely immune to physical contact, despite holding their weapon at the same time.
They'd also be able to distort certain aspects of the copied planes, meaning that with some creative uses of layer manipulation they could fly, teleport, create barriers, make illusions, become invisible, transfer sounds or sights from afar to themselves or to others, or create short-term clones of objects. However, all of these things would have a limited distance to the user, and harder things take a tougher mental toll. They also couldn't flat out erase something from existence, only transfer things from one layer to the next. All these things require continuous conscious control, so if knocked unconscious all the layers collapse back into their base form again.
>>141368353
i think a neat nen ability would be a dodgeball that gives people an extra chromosome or something on impact
>>141368353
>whoever you touch transformers into a Downs person.
Do they have the choo chee choo chee choo?
>>141368388
nice dubs
>>141368329
Fuck. How about sounds instead of colours?
>>141368351
Taboo Tattoo maybe?
Didn't read that in an eternity but it feels like that should be it.
>>141368045
FMA?
>>141368388
Nice dubs, faggot.
>>141368188
Also the ability to get dubs apparently...
The power to have the properties of rubber but not gum
>>141368258
Didn't the captain of the zero squad do something like this in bleach?
>>141368388
I refuse to call you that.
Fucking flaming lesbian.
the power to modify the case of typed letters without having to erase and retype them
IT WOULD BE EBIC DESU SENPAI
>>141368441
I will confirm it. Wait a bit.
>>141368484
You still got caught by his first part of his ability
>>141368393
Rick and Morty is not an anime or manga
>>141366658
The power to make my dick act like a roofie. As soon as I penetrate you you wont be able to remember anything until I'm done and out of you.
>>141368479
never watched bleach but just looked it up. he can "curse" people's names, it says, but that isn't quite the same i imagine
>>141368404
>>141368402
Or what about a gambling ability similar to D'arby brothers in Jojo where you bet on chromosomes and with each one you lose the riskier it becomes since you'll be making more retarded decisions.
The ability to always dodge attacks meant to actually do damage, but you are now hit by half-assed attacks. You know how in movies sword fights are always choreographed and rarely will attacks be within measure of a person? Those are your bane, whereas a proper, well done attack with killing intent will be easy to dodge.
>>141368472
One piece (sort of)
>>141368351
>>141368441
Just from the summary it looks like that might be it, but it doesn't seem like it's based around the idea of Tattoos. Only references Superpower wiki has are some character from Seven Deadly Sins that uses it to make weapons and another that has a giant tattoo of a snake and can bring it to life.
Taboo Tattoo is getting an anime next season though so that might be cool.
>>141368503
Pretty sure MS word already has that for a while now
>>141368533
Qualia the Purple
>>141368533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz5DlH0PRmU
The power of anti-friendship. You can break up nakamas and ensure childhood promises go unfulfilled.
>>141368560
but what would the prize be?
>>141366658
Power to transform anything and everything into anything else.
It's easy. Just make up any power where there's no conflict. No story. Just stupid chaos.
telekinetic ability that communicates with any version of my self (any vice versa, as in a different version of me contacts me), throughout parallel universes and mutli-verses
also when we sleep, we can appear in some astral plane place to meet up if we so wish.
>>141368557
I don't remember which chapter cause it's been a while but there was something like erasing the definition of a word from that quincy guy's knowledge, so that he couldn't use some power. Had to do with manipulating the names of things.
>>141368597
Kek, fair enough, didn't know this existed.
Turning bodily wastes into a weapon. i.e. controlling poop
>>141368633
That would be telepathic
>>141367162
I think that's in a manga.
>>141368618
You obviously get your chromosomes back the way they were before the gambling match began but I guess the prize can be whatever the participants agree on.
Would actually be pretty cool to see a villain and MC battle like this with the MC becoming more and more fucked due to losing chromosomes and ending up with horrible conditions.
The ability to turn into a one dollar bill whenever you want, and the moment they put their eyes on you they pick you up on the spot. You can only turn back if they put you down somewhere.
>>141368592
>>141368393
Well fuck, time to delete my shitty light novel.
>>141366658
Have the properties of gum and rubber.
Ability to make someone have diarrhea
>>141368719
ahh alright, i was thinking maybe the winner could have their genetic code "purified"
>>141368575
It's not what I remember. I think it's like "Not lives" a kind of game, but MC don't control the body of a girl.
How about THIS ability?
>>141368724
This sounds like someone's weird-ass fetish.
>>141368773
Why? It's a light novel you can get away with being a talentless hack.
>>141368575
>Taboo Tattoo is getting an anime
Well looks like i gotta reread it sometimes.
The ability to give yourself or others extra chromosomes
power to manipulate capsaicin levels in foods and other substances at will
>>141368679
ok, telepathic then
>>141368686
fuck me
The ability to turn colors into sound then
if not then vice versa
The power to instantly add more Drills and booster to any lifeform you want.
>>141368792
Genetic code could be something like a currency I guess. If you win not only do you keep your chromosomes intact but you also gain your opponents genetic code, either to strengthen your own like in Highlander or currency for something, I got nothing in that area.
>>141368045
Only if you can steal other people's tattoos by beating them in battle.
The ability to turn someone's fingers into those biscuit fingers that you make trifle from.
>>141366738
check this five
>>141366658
the power to communicate with fruit
If anyone knows of either of these things I'd like to know. They don't seem all that unique but I've never seen them.
1: Person has real actual lives in multiple universes that are super different. Every time they fall asleep in one, the next time they wake up they are in another, cycling through the universes they are in. However, when the cycle gets back to the first one again, when they wake up it's exactly when they would have woken up without the power, so it almost makes it feel like every other world is a dream. They're all real though.
2: Life is like a game emulator in the sense that they have a certain number of slots where they can save/load "states" from, so that they can choose alternate ways to live their life out or just plain fix a mistake that just happened. Even if they go off one branch, if they had a state saved on it then they could go back to the branch like nothing happened, except they remember.
3: Being able to change the full sex and gender of a target (including themself) down to the genetic level, but when it happens history doctors itself as if that is how it always was. I could see some obscure doujin doing this where the protag is hopeless with most women but has a super hot best bro, then transforms him into a super hot grill that gets along with him just as great as the best bro did.
>>141368809
wrong
I'm taking notes as we speak for the fanfiction I'm writing. Thanks, guys.
>>141368980
#2 is an ability in UQ Holder, except she only has one save. And there's also some other weird time stuff going on.
Manipulate elements, no fire water and all that avatar bullshit, manipulate actual chemical elements, all of them, and do nuclear fusion and cool ass science shit.
>>141368829
So everyone is retarded in it?
Word of God. User can modify any religious text in any way. The changes made are immediately committed and history instantly changes itself to reflect the impact made.
>>141368980
They had a machine that could do 3 in Sora no Otoshimono. Best boy becomes best girl.He also becomes a floor.
>>141366658
The power to make dubs appear at will
>>141369066
What, like mercury and the like?
>>141369030
At least say which ideas you are using faggot.
And post it if you ever finish it.
>>141367478
You sound lonely, anon.
the power to use the console commands, "hacks", of the world where you live.
> this /b/ thread still alive
Disgraceful.
>>141369118
Looks like I don't have it
>>141369131
I'm more surprised you didn't pick up on the subtle jab at every generic MC ever. But hey, what can you do.
the ability to have your strength and durability increased by how long you've been awake,there is no upper limit to this so long as you stay awake but you still feel the affects of sleep deprivation.
a sword 20 feet long and weighing 20 grams, but only has a 20% probability to remove atoms in its path. atoms removed are completely, utterly destroyed as well as the energy that made them up
the ability to essentially turn someone into a harem protagand also turn their harem into sluts that like being gangbanged by faceless old men, at a later time
>>141367478
The ability to be Rey from Star Wars?
The ability to delete threads with pay.
>>141369275
oh, forgot one important part. only atoms touching the very very edge of the sword are destroyed - there is a 1 atom window
>>141366658
The user is nigh-omnipotent, but becomes less powerful the more people who know of his power
>>141367230
Damnit I laughed
>>141366658
Side with the AI and trample all over humanity..
>>141369314
Who from what movie?
Anon you know you shouldn't talk about things that only exist in your fantasy.Yea i found the movie to be that bad
>>141369275
You've an interesting obsession with the number twenty, anon. Would you like to explain it further? Or did you just pluck that number out of your arse?
The ability to teach yourself anything you want while you're asleep. If you wanted to learn piano, you could lucid dream that you're a concert-level pianist and you'd have the knowledge once you woke up. You could use it to know fighting techniques, lock-picking, anything that can learn even if it would normally take a lifetime. The restriction is that you can't instantly learn memories or the thoughts of another person.
It'd preferably be in a scenario where the MC starts out absolutely shit and ditsy but by the end they're godlike.
>>141369390
just picked a number that fit nicely into all 3 variables is all. might be more interesting as 10/10/10
>>141369066
Down to what level would you have control? Because according to E=MC^2, if you converted just 500 grams of water (about a standard water bottle size) into pure energy, you'd generate 45 quadrillion Joules of energy. In weapon terms, that's over 1000 kilotons of TNT, and the bombs dropped on Japan were only about 10 kilotons each.
>>141369391
I like this.
It's actually one of the abilities I'd like to have irl too. Endless possibilities and i get to sleep.
Autism manipulation.
Able to summon things from books, but they always come out as if there was a typo or a printing mistake in the description or definition.
>>141369190
That's a nice comic, anon.
>>141369477
So, 4chan: the ability.
Ability to live a normal life.
>>141369462
>>>/reddit/
>>141369347
Is it SoL?
>>141369462
agreed
The ability to grant other people abilities they want but you can never have any other abilities for yourself. So some people would praise you for spreading happiness but you'd be bitter at how you get to watch other people being happy without having that for yourself.
The ability to decide what will happen the 3rd day of every month by voting comments posted in a shady website.
muclemancy
The power to control life with a TV remote, starring Eddie Murphy
>>141369699
Adam Sandler you mean, idiot
>>141369699
>>141369739
Nah, it's Tom Green.
>>141369739
>Adam Sandler
>Eddie Murphy
and half a dozen other guys.
The ability to manipulate salt.
>>141369785
already done
The ability to gain years on your life by feeling extremely happy. Likewise, feeling like shit can take years off. You have the ability to share this with one person, and only one.
It could be some shitty romance where the girl that the MC likes is dying and he has to cheer her up to help her live forever, although initially they don't talk to each other.
User is fixed in place and is incapable of movement. User summons a bow, a quiver with 30 arrows and a training dummy 50 feet away. Arrows that hit the dummy randomly affects different aspects of a target's personality.
Alterable traits: anxiety, hostility, depression, self-consciousness, impulsiveness, vulnerability, warmth, gregariousness, assertiveness, activity, excitement-seeking, positive emotions, fantasy, aesthetics, feelings, actions, ideas, values, trust, straightforwardness, altruism, compliance, modesty, tender-mindedness, competence, order, dutifulness, achievement striving, self-discipline, deliberation
Should the user somehow hit the back of the dummy, the target completely loses what personality they have and essentially becomes the user's servant.
>>141369739
Fuck off your racist shit
>>141369785
Seraph.
The ability to get others to check these digits
>>141369894
Additionally, each missed arrow brings the user more and more pain, moreso if the missed arrow flies more than 75ft. Missing any 5 shots is immediate brain death.
>>141369894
This is some /qst/ level shit right here. I can see a whole series of threads dedicated around this power.
