ding dong
H-hello.....
>>141280458
hmmmmm yes?
>>141280458
Fuck Off! I don't want your cruddy girl scout cookies.
>>141280458
Touch that door bell once again and I'm boiling the water!
>>141280458
Nigga I asked for chink not nip take out
>>141280720
ding
>>141280808
Come in, door's open.
>>141280867dong
>>141280458
No one's home!
>>141280698
Fuck now I feel like eating thin mints but I haven't seen anyone selling girl scout cookies in ages. Thanks a lot.
Is it better for the loli to come to you or for you to go to the loli?
>>141280458
Oh please, come right in!
>>141280458
Why does she wear the mask?
Was getting fucked part of her plan?
>Hi there. Who are you, little girl?
>>141280914
you asked for it lilnigga
>>141281196
Reimu would never let a loli into her shrine by choice, touhou lolis eat humans like her.
>ohn papa~ let's get married!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
>>141280458
>Finally do reverse image search
>It's hentai
That's what I get for coming here.
>>141280925
Don't worry, we had our moment.
I doubt this thread will reach the bump limit.
>>141281875
In all honesty what the fuck were you expecting? It's obviously from an image set and the vast majority of those are lewd.
Come in, I'll show you my hammer collection.
FUCK YEAH MY THINKPAD IS HERE
>>141281875
lurk for 2 years before posting
>>141281795
>closely watch thread after it reaches bump limit
>forcefully archive it a few minutes after it gets to bump limit
Seriously, why does this mod hate /a/ and these threads so much?
>>141281980
Pay more attention, that thread reached 500 posts around xx:35 and got archived around xx+1:13. For that to happen, /a/ would have to be at its fastest, and in any case that's not what happened because my thread stats said it was still on page 9 when it got archived.
You cannot fight a war of attrition against culture, it would be literally impossible to win.
>>141282147
You know I'd be careful with your accusations of others caring too much when you're bitching about a thread past both image and bump limit being axed on page 9 to justify a thread made before that happened.
>>141281980
>We both know what this thread is meant to be.
And?
What deal are you talking about? who made this deal?
>>141282394
Blame whoever the fuck made this thread then, not me. I'm just using the opportunity to comment on what happened.
>>141282404
There was no deal, some anon is just mad that people like things he doesn't and thinks because he doesn't like something there shouldn't be threads for it.
It's the same retarded mindset where newfags complain about not every single post about a show being in a single general thread because they can't handle organic discussion.
>>141282672
No seriously, where exactly do you think there was some sort of deal about not making threads? Shouldn't you be complaining on literally every other thread on the board about your imagined deal to not have threads on /a/ anymore?
>>141282672
>to stick to their word.
What word?
Who promised what?
Even if someone did, there is no reason to stop making a thread just because he did and there is not only one person here.
>>141282672
>to stick to their word.
Again, who made this deal? did everyone collectively agree to it? Did Hiro say anything about it?
You should really try to relax.
>>141282793
Oh so it was just a falseflagger trying to make loli threads look bad, then. Carry on.
>>141282793
>Literally every time mods abuse their power to delete on topic threads some faggot says they will wait hours after a thread dies to make a new on topic thread
Even if this one faggot did exist his word would be irrelevant.
>>141282793
>people bring panda threads up on /qa/
>get rightfully told
>then someone ignores the untold rules and keep spamming threads right afterwards
>people bring up loli threads on /qa/
>nothing in particular happens
>then someone ignores the untold rules and keep spamming threads right afterwards
I wonder what this could mean.
>>141282916
I miss Hiro posting on /a/. Why has he abandoned us?
>>141283006
A retarded spammer who hates /a/? But I thought accelerator died of obesity or something stupid like that.
>>141283077
Busy getting his ass raped in Japanese civil court.
>>141282059
FUCK YEAH MY9 INCH VIBRATING DILDOIS HERE
>>141283006
its an unspoken rule that some loli threads are made using subtle thread titles to avoid shitposting or normalfags complaining
If the OP wanted to just make a blatant loli thread to make /a/ lolicons look bad he would have put loli in the title or the OP.
>>141282147
For proof, check page 10. All threads in there haven't had a post for one hour or so, and yet that last loli thread got archived within 40 minutes. There's even a post marking exactly where the thread hit bump limit.
>>141283106
>Busy getting his ass raped in Japanese civil court.
Wait what?
>>141282793
>a bunch of anons said something
>somehow it means every single anon made a blood oath or something like that
>>141283077
He is hanging out with ZUN right now, he is probably on reitaisai as we speak.
>>141283184
Trying desperately to sue the hosting company that stole control of 2ch from him illegally, but since he is an idiot and Japanese civil courts are shit it may take a very long time.
>>141283285
Thanks for making this thread, OP.
>>141283285
if you dont like loli or lolis why are you here?
fuck off, the thread doesnt even have loli in the title, im surprised you even found it.
Go back to your hero academia thread or wherever you came from.
>>141281154
yes
>>141283285
>fellow lolicons
Don't lie shitposter, you don't care at all.
You would be discussing loli instead of metaposting if you actually cared.
One or ten anons don't mean the entire board, and there have been lots of times hen more than one loli thread has been up. All that happens is that one dies.
Stop bumping if you don't want to be here.
>>141283467
>OP is expected to be a faggot
no, op just made a thread for lolicons and lolicons posted.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
>>141283285
No one has done anything wrong by making an on topic thread about anime character types, and no vague statement of fact that is convenient for removing content you hate a binding contract makes.
Loli is justice. And justice waits for no one.
Holy meta batman.
>>141283345
>if you dont like loli or lolis why are you here?
Are you retarded or something?
>tread doesnt even have loli in the title, im surprised you even found it.
Yes, how did I find it if I'm a newest who hates lolis?
>Go back to your hero academia thread or wherever you came from.
I can't, the last loli thread died.
>>141283474
>You would be discussing loli instead of metaposting if you actually cared.
This, hes a shitposter.
Not only is he calling everyone pedos but hes shitting up a thread that isnt even for him. He doesnt even like loli.
Why the fuck would anyone listen to him?
>>141280458
No soliciting, sugar tits
Soon.
>>141283467
>lie to protect him.
Really, what are you talking about?
What makes you think everyone agreed with what a couple of anons told you or what you think?
Why are burger lolis the best lolis?
>>141280458
Wait, what does a loli wants with me?
Is God sending me an angel for me to live my life correctly from now on?
>>141283529
THAT ASS
>>141283670
>What a couple of anons told you
Literally no one ever said they would not make another thread when one was done, ever, no one here has ever been so low as to actually plead with mods and janitors, it simply has never happened.
He seems to believe that something that was said in passing that had nothing to do with our recent situation was some sort of binding contract.
>>141280458
>>>/qa/
Nice loli thread faggots
>>141283771
>No kindergarten uniform
Ponsuke has fallen.
>>141283854
fuck off, you deliberately shitpost to derail threads
>>141280458
The Urban Legend of the Slit-Mouthed Loli
>>141283911
>Who else would immediately find this thread
Most of /a/'s lolicons?
people make subtle threads like this all the time.
>>141283851
It's not even about that anymore it's about the denial and hostility. It's clear that you would lie to get whatever you want.
>>141283925
Her second mouth is a slit alright.
>>141283529
I would destroy Maya's ass.
>>141283889
I dont think hes ever done anything with a kindergarten uniform, I wish he did though.
Here, have some lolibutt.
>>141284047
What am I supposed to do with it?
Troid,, is that you?
>>141283954
I wish the rest of the faggots in the thread could get that, somehow a newfag normalfag found this thread and knew exactly what was going on. Curious how someone completely foreign to the board could know what a stealth loli thread looks like
>>141283925
She asks you if she's sexy, then if you say she isn't she scissors you, and if you say she is she turns you into a loli?
>>141284047
I wonder what her ass tastes like...
>>141284189
Is that what the doujin with the supernatural imouto with the sledgehammer is based on?
>>141284248
Lolibutt canibalism is bad anon, do not eat the lolibutt.
>>141282059
>2016
>someone actually glad they got chink malware
What did he mean by this?
>>141284344
>The only computer to be certified as completely GNU/free software compatible
>Malware
Anon I don't understand.
>>141284026
I'll take beautifulmasochistMegu then.
Loli of the season?
>>141284508
>Hardworking
>Cute
>Gay for her witch cousins
Could there be a better loli?
>>141280458
NO! I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
>>141284508
I don't know, the one from Tanaka-kun is pretty good as well.
>>141284457
M Megu is best Megu.
>>141284976
That doujin is the best Gochiusa doujin.
>>141283529
You can only pick one
who will it be?
>>141284976
>>141285081
Guess I'll be the one to ask. Sauce please?
>>141285113
I dont know, ill have to check and see which one has the tightest cunny.
>>141284495
Why are lolis so damn sexy and attractive?
One could write a whole essay on that matter
>>141285173
Put "gochuumon english lolicon" in the panda's search field and you should find it easily.
>>141285113
Megu. Definitely Megu.
>>141285242
if you did feminists would protest and have you thrown out of college.
>>141285244
Thanks m8!
Loli feet is fine too
>>141285486
>>141285292
What if it was a feminist look at the question. I'm sure you could work in a "youth privilege" angle.
>>141285561
footjobs are fine too
>>141284189
>that flowchart
What if she shows you her mouth, you kiss her, take her scissors, and run like a motherfucker?
>>141281006
you can literally buy them at walmart for $2
>>141284047
The papakakis are not junior idols, they are pure girls.Except for Hina, she's a slut.
>>141285672
Clarification. I mean the adult Kuchisake-onna.
>>141285672
What if you hit her over the head, take her scissors and facefuck her until she vomits on your penis? that'd be pretty spooky.
>>141285561
What makes feet so much better on lolis?
>>141285745
>Vomits on your penis
Why are there so few doujins of lolis doing this?
>>141284508
>>141284721
These two are up there, but Machi is the best this season
>>141286036
This one is by far the best
>>141286083
But pukey refuses to touch penis at all anon, none the less vomit on sensei's dick.
>>141285677
Really? I should go to Walmart one of these days.
>>141280458
No soliciting
No loligagging
>>141286168
What are you talking about? the sensei does throat fuck her.
>>141285921
Here, have some loli ahegao and calm down anon.
>>141286190
No lolitering?
>>141286767
Why does she wear a suit and complement girls on their looks?
>>141286848
That guy draws really nice eyes.
>>141286256
Katyusha?
>>141287262
YES
>>141287574
She needs to take it easy on the cottage cheese.
>>141287574
delet this
>>141287574
>mfw seeing that.
>>141287617
Mah nigga.
>>141287633
Nah m8.
WOW
hot a what bhabhabhiat
I SAID COME IN! DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHA23M_z8Xc
Are you here for an examination?
>>141288674
ill examine the cunny
I swear, the baby isn't mine.
>>141290061
It's mine.
![Denki-gai no Honya-san v05 c22-29 + Extra [display★none].zip-058.png](https://i.imgur.com/X8GlujB.png "Denki-gai no Honya-san v05 c22-29 + Extra [display★none].zip-058.png")
>>141290061
Cute shark loli
>>141290901
Has the manga ended yet? Has she had sex with Somolier?
![Denki-gai no Honya-san v08 c42-47 + Extras [display★none].zip-120.png](https://i.imgur.com/7NOzKco.png "Denki-gai no Honya-san v08 c42-47 + Extras [display★none].zip-120.png")
>>141290965
No
Who knows
>>141284508
No, stop with your shitty meme.
>>141291292
I just want her to get spread open by his giantpenis.
>>>/c/2658629
Get the FUCK out of my /a/ you non-anime discussing, image spamming pieces of trash.
>>141284508
Brown Onee-san touches her when she sleeps.
>>141291830
>my /a/
Nah, fuck off, cuckold.
>>141291830
>>141281006
Just get the knock-off brands from any grocery store. They're probably cheaper than actual Girl Scout cookies too. I swear they get more and more expensive each year.
>>141283529
>tits that look like tumors
Why does this exist?
>>141284026
>maya's ass
what ass? it's literally just an extension of her bony thighs. There is nothing there to feel.
>Mfw pedos actually get hard to this
plebian taste
pic related will heal your corrupted minds.
>>141292526
Delicious tits.
>>141291933
I want her to choke on second hand smoke.
>>141292526
It's a good, firm loli ass. It doesn't need to be a mile wide.
>corrupted mind
My mind and heart are clearer then they have ever been. My every thought is of what is called JUSTICE.
Lesser men's minds are still clouded by their cowardice, their desire to run away from justice. Their desire for their mother's milk. Their desire to be embraced and protected by large women.
Lolicons have thrown away that cowardice and desire something deeper. That which lies past the chest, the heart. The beautiful loli heart unobscured by fat. I hope you too may join us one day in the fight for justice and the search for the loli heart. Maybe once you grow up.
>>141293020
>bony != firm
This is a firm ass. Not that bony 8 year old underdeveloped bosom you're spouting about.
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.10.52_[2016.05.07_23.21.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rRgC7Se.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.10.52_[2016.05.07_23.21.34].jpg")
>>141291710
What is a meme?
>>141291830
Says the faggot posting OPM.
>>141292526
>this fag doesn't know about the lolibutt
Poor guy.
>>141293254
I don't know what you're on about, that ass is hardly different.
>>141292526
You want some healing? Fine then I'll give you some healing.
>>141293254
I was just passing by, but arguing about the firmness of an ass in a 2D drawing has got to be one of the most autistic things I've ever seen
>>141293520
>>141292526
heres some more healing
>>141293661
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>141293642
whoops meant to reply to this
>>141293520
not this
>>141293642
gibe panda link, please
>>141293756
Your medicine is expired.
>>141293340
Your shit show and its shit "loli", stop spamming it like a retard.
>>141293756
>butthurt hackariot
>>>/v/
>>141294345
no1 is butt hurt here anon. I think its bedtime for you anon.
>>141294400
I think it's time for yours. Keep that filth out of /a/ you /v/ermin.
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.06.17_[2016.05.07_23.15.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h2EQ27G.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.06.17_[2016.05.07_23.15.20].jpg")
>>141294302
She's 9 and she looks perfectly like a kid, how is she a "loli" instead of a loli? And how the hell does posting a few pictures of her count as spamming?
>shit show
Oh, so you just have bad taste. Never mind.
>>141294485
What'd you say anon? Oh I'll gladly post another vidya chick just for you :)!
>>141293642
I want to smothered by that semen demon.
>>141282011
I've never actually opened the pic, I thought it was a screenshot from a show this entire time.
>>141282107
I've been here 7, I've never had the urge to know where it's from before then.
Is Machi really a loli? I don't really consider her as one.
>pedos are literally /v/
>>>/v/336984746
>>141295185
oh fuck off
![[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 06 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_10.39_[2016.05.08_22.27.58].png](https://i.imgur.com/yTrzNHK.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 06 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_10.39_[2016.05.08_22.27.58].png")
>>141284508
>not Machi
just kill yourself my man
>>141294576
Because she looks like shit maybe?
>just few pictures
At least we agree that is spamming.
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.11.57_[2016.04.23_20.48.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MEnBjQO.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.11.57_[2016.04.23_20.48.31].jpg")
>>141295466
>Chinatsu
>looks like shit
Now you went too far.
And you have some pretty lax definition of spamming.
>>141294576
>>141295529
It's the anime's fault. She is way cuter in the manga
>>141284189
Apparently the way to beat it is to dodge the question like mad.
"Well I wouldn't really be the one to ask about beauty"
>>141283234
>>141298165
Lesbian lolis are always the best.
>>141301842
It's like that one state of NND address all over again.
>>141280458
Go through the back. You're not supposed to be seen.
>>141282057
That ain't funnymuh nigger
Next door,
jackass
Oh fuck.
>>141282057
Wasn't she the abusive one or am I getting her mixed up with someone else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo
>>141292398
Budding breasts are the best though.
Good AI that can fully replicate a loli when?
>>141307378
never
Loli x older female is really beatiful. I'd wish there was more of it.
