Would you take responsibility if your waifu got pregnant?
No.
>>141270319
Yes
Asuna isn't my waifu but her children would have amazing genes, that's for sure
implying I wouldn't want to put a bun in my waifus oven
>>141270364
Fuck off with your ironic shitposting.
>>141270319
With my baby? Of course.
hell naw nigga
>>141270319
Yes. I actually want to become a father so much. I don't understand why some men make such a huge drama over this.
>>141270319
Only if she got pregnant from the Chad she cheated on me with.
>>141270669
Not the right time or not the right girl?
>>141270669
This. Only if the child is mine,of course.
>>141270319
Of course.
We would love to become happy, loving family.
I want to impregnate another anon's waifu and make him take responsibility.
>>141270319
Obviously.
>>141270719
Fair enough. I guess I let my fantasies in which it's always the right time slip in too much
>>141270787
You're a big guy
>>141270319
am i the one who impregnated her?
I would if it was Chad's child, then again I'd rather drink his semen out of her vagina.
>>141270319
>>141270346
https://youtu.be/onYSNgHbbW8?t=1m27s
>>141270970
For her.
>>141270319
She wouldn't be my waifu if I wouldn't.
No, that's what seasonal waifus are for
>>141270319
>wanting rape babies
JUST NTR MY SHIT UP
AM I THE ONE WHO IMPREGNATED HER???
ANSWER ME!!!
I dont have a waifu, so..
>>141271102
>breaking up with seasonal waifus thus breaking their heart
>not building a waifu harem
You monster
because your gay ass won't answer me, i'm going to assume it is NOT my kid, in which case she can fuck off
>>141270319
Of course. But she'll be rich, so it won't be any trouble anyway,\.
>>141270669
Can't afford one and I want my waifu all to myself. The child will become her #1 at least for a while.
Giving birth to an abomination that mixes blood of 2D and 3D? I can't imagine the horror.
Jokes on you my waifu is too young to get pregnant.
>>141272245
Joke's on you, I'm 2D.
>>141270319
if two years worth of semen goes glopping into asuna does that mean the baby will be two years old when she births it
Definitely.
You can't fuck a cartoon, retards.
>>141273807
You can't tell me what I can't do, retard.
>>141270319
3D cannot impregnate 2D. Deal with it faggots.
Any Haruhi ones? Or Revy?
>>141273807
>>141273984
>>141274034
ANSWER ME DAMMIT
>>141270319
I'd do what needs to be done to not have her love shared with someone else.
>>141270364
Ironic shitposting is just shitposting.
Serious question: can you have children with your waifu?
Do you see the child of another show as your own with your surname or is adoption the only way?
>>141273807
yeas I can
>>141270319
>if
>>141275895
She looks pretty fertile to me.
>>141270319
Gladly.
In a heartbeat.
>>141270319
I wanna start a family with Nico
>>141270970
That's some poor google translate.
Yes, yes I would.
I have to admit, being the father of a Demi-god would be pretty awesome.
>>141276961
>>141276810
you still left the D capitalized
>>141270319
I'm not looking to have kids, but yes, I would take responsibility, I have to, for her.
>>141270319
Is it mine? This is important.
>>141270319
>>141275895
I have a husbando, not a waifu, so I guess impregnating him is not an option. Unless it does happen somehow, because the universe he's from is pretty fucked up. Then I'll take full responsibility and stay by his side during this entire horrifying unnatural experience, because I love him that much.
>>141276861
Would she survive childbirth?
>>141278986
Yes.
>>141275752
Thank you based minimod
I honestly intend on having two kids, a boy and a girl, and adopting another girl, as soon as I'm 28 or so.
>>141275895
I'm pretty sure we can. She is fertile and her hips appear fine for childbearing.
I don't do the dautheru stuff. Our children would look similar to us and of course they would have my surname. So pretending that any actual character would be our child doesn't work.
I'd take all of the responsibility
yes i wouldn't pump and dump unless it was clear she's trying a baby trap gambit.
>>141270319
>take responsibility
NOPE
Fuck no I have 3 sisters and I will definitely not.
Kids are too much effort and I have no patience.
>>141270319
I left this chick irl last week when she said she was pregnant, what makes you think I'm scared to ditch my 2d waifu?
is it mine? yukito? shoaran?
the suspense is killing me!
>>141270319
If it's mine then of course
OP here. It's your child.
>>141270319
yes i want to have two daughters with my waifu
>>141281116
then of course
>>141270319
>>141281116
Then it's not even a question, of course I'd take responsibility
>>141282156
Shittiest love story ever told
>>141270319
i'd rather get you pregnant
>>141270319
lol
>>141275752
How does the mod cock taste today tripfag?
>>141282301
*blushes*
o-okay anon.. i-if it's with you..
>>141282892
Alright then, take your pants off.
>>141270319
What was sex with Asuna like?
>>141270319
I'm hispanic, of course not.
all my problems in life could be solved if just one person close to me could give me love
i wish my waifu was real
>>141270669
I find love vicariously through doujinshis
>>141284628
they're already off..
Fucking yes.
>>141285442
like 2 years of semen glopping
>>141270669
Because it means you can no longer do anything you want to do as the time remaining after your full time job when you get home and are already stressed out from work is now devoted to the chores and problems brought on by your child.
You will try to sleep and the baby will wake you up. You will try to watch anime and relax and the child will run around screaming and breaking stuff.
You will come home and have to deal with your teenager getting in trouble at school.
Your finances will be pinched even tighter when your daughter demands a car for graduation.
The soul sucking consequences of real life are amplified by the presence of a child you are now responsible for.
>>141285871
Is it just me, or did I never do this as a child?
I never got into trouble at school, and I only have three valuable things given to me by my parents.
A decent computer with internet, a motorbike and a place to live.
I try to make their lives as easy as possible, and rarely ask them for aid.
Is this true /a/utism?
>>141285871
You could be like me, and not work.
Some countries happen to be stupid enough to allow this.
This one guy just flat out stated "I have two kids, and I won't work because it pays better to not do that"
>>141270319
Nah, down the stairs she goes,
I would dump her cheating ass, because I had a vasectomy two years ago.
>>141270970
Baneposter detected
>>141270319
Fuck yes! She can't get pregnant.
>>141286026
No it just means your parents raised you right and you didn't turn out to be one of those spoiled rich white kids.
>>141270319
Jokes on you, mai waifu is an anthropomorphic assault rifle
>tfw too poor to afford a preban
>>141276861
>>141278986
>>141279207
>Commie slavs
>surviving child birth
You're going to need the aid of comrade Babushka. If you can find one that wasn't purged by uncle Stalin>>141279335
>>141270319
I'm not the father!
>tfw you cum in your gf and didn't put on a condom but you remember that she's on the pill and that she's 2D so she can't get pregnant anyway
Phew.
>>141270319
What's the alternative? I need to know all of my options before making a decision.
>>141270319
I want to have a daughter and have her wear cute dresses and take her to the park and eat ice cream.
>taking responsibility for a 2.5d abomination
I guess I would, but probably not in the way you're thinking of.
>>141294559
That's a pretty shitty labyrinth, it's made to be long, not complex
Of course I'd rise my waifu's son.
>>141285871
Well then you be a not-shit father and raise your kids properly. If your daughter can't at least pay half for her car, then you've fucked up.
>>141270319
>getting a fifteen year old preggo
>>141270319
By definition, I already have.
>>141285871
>Your finances will be pinched even tighter when your daughter demands a car for graduation.
Probably the only thing that really upsets me there. Everything else isn't that bad.
>>141296446
Women are like wine, they should be 15 years old and locked in my basement.
>>141270319
Who's kid? If it isn't mine I don't fucking want it. I'm no cuckold.
Yes, and the 7 more to come after.
Yeah
>>141285871
>Your finances will be pinched even tighter when your daughter demands a car for graduation.
And you tell her to fuck off.
Select one.
>>141281015
I'll congratulate your taste in waifus while tolerating you having designs on her.
>>141296852
>Marrying Chitoge makes you part of the 1%
>Onodera best mother hands down and access to good food for life
>Marika will be loyal to her early death leaving you a single dad meaning endless pussy from girls who love DILFs and police bros
>Tsugumi trying to act motherly and girly is legendary moe + produce the HEALTHIEST babies
Impossible to decide
I can't have kids so she clearly fucked someone else.
>>141273579
Please, do not do this. Tomoko cannot be a mother
>>141297019
>>141297287
MOAR
>>141297317
iyada~~
>>141297287
>>141297361
Thats it, I impregnate her.
how piggyback feels like?
how can u ask the girl to hop on?
>>141270319
Of course.But not when I get yours pregnant.
>>141270319
>all these no's
What the fuck is she your waifu for then?
>>141275895
>Children with Beatrix (the one on the right)
I can, and she very much wants them.
Can a robot get pregnant?
>>141297957
I'm sure you can make beautiful toaster babies together
Pick one
im not sure if she can even get pregnant .
>>141296446
Muhammed approves
>>141297286
Yes she can.
>>141285871
I still say yes
can she be pregnant?
Some anon are making the point that having kids is a lot of work. And it is.
But if its her, I would gladly give her a family.
>>141296852
She is my waifu, so I choose her.
>>141270319
Probably not. Sure, maybe at first she'd pressure me to do more, but eventually like most people in my life, she'd realize it's more of a mistake to put too much hope in me and that she just has one more child to take care of now. By that time, she'd probably just expect me to not get in the way and probably would get angry when I actually do try to get involved, reminding me in that passive-aggressive way women do how much I always fuck things up when I try too hard.
>>141297957
Yes
>>141270669
because my daughter will never be 2D or be as cute as a 2D one
>>141270319
Yeah, I'd pay for the abortion. I don't want to be a dad at all.
>>141270319
It would depend if she was older than in the source material. If she's old enough to have a bady, then sure, but if not then she can fuck off because it's not my kid. I prefer to think of waifus as cute rather than sexy, so I wouldn't be having sex with her until she was a good 10-12 years older.
>>141285871
When you work fulltime and live on your own you can almost never do what you want anyway.
Fully.
>>141270319
Yes, Xenovia would be a good mother
>>141298394
It looks like a boy, anon. But yes, he can.
>>141270319
Yes.
>>141301599
this just one of her form. but pic related is a boy.
Absolutely YES
>>141285871
>raising a daughter in this day and age
I wouldn't be able to do it. It'd be impossible to have her not end up a whore.
Yes. Very.
I suppose it depends on if its mine.
But generally, no. No I would not.