Congratulations /a/! It's a girl!
NO!
Is that a fan or a masturbation tool
>>141147802
yes
>>141147802
I'm pretty sure if you stuck your dick in there and turned it on horrible things would happen to it
>>141147719
Come on /a/. Its been 5 years. It's time to take responsibility.
>>141147802
>dyson-hair-dryer-1.jpg
>>141147719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RtXqJVHIs4
Never forget.
>>141147906
You could probably play that music over a clown slipping in slow motion and I'd still get a little misty about it.
YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIVizD-49QY
>>141147896
I was on my phone.
>can't build a ring or a sphere around the sun
>let's build hair driers instead
>>141147802
Not every hole is something you should stick your dick into, anon.
>>141149974
You can see filenames on mobile too
>>141147719
Oh hey , a Plumbus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y-_13eYwBQ
>>141150915
That sounds like quitter talk
>>141147719
Do I stick my dick in it?
>>141147719
Do these bladeless fan tech really work and have any or are they some unnecessarily complicated gimmick?
>>141154331
*and have any use
>>141154331
Reminder that Dysons 'Bladeless Fan' just has a bladed fan spinning inside of it then the air comes out of the circle. It's literally nothing-tech.
>>141154331
They work and the stream of air is different. It's a much steadier stream because the air isn't being pushed in waves, it's moving in a continuous stream. However the difference is so slight you really need to be preposterously wealthy to justify it.
>>141154390
It is subtly different, just because there are still moving parts doesn't make it the same.
>Mixed Flow Impeller, a combination of the technologies used in turbochargers and jet engines
Oh gee, you mean blades spinning on a motor, y'know, like a fan?
>The air then passes over a 16 degree airfoil shaped ramp, channeling its direction
>The air is forced up into the loop amplifier and is accelerated out through an annular aperture, creating a jet of air
Also known as 'The fan generates wind which blows out of the circle'
>>141154419
>>141154459
See >>141154472
If I put a fan inside a tube to 'Force it up the loop amplifier and accelerate it out through an annular aperture' will I be an inventor too?
>>141154472
>man I can't afford this I'd better shit all over it as though I know anything about it
>>141154510
Wew, great argument there, it's a shame I own 2 :^]
>>141154524
Why own two if you don't like it so much?
>>141154510
Hi mr Dyson, hows your next 'invention' coming along?
>>141154510
Fuck off Dyson.
>>141154501
The fan itself isn't touching the air that it blows. it touches air that then moves the rest of the air. It's different. It's like you're saying "Lampshades are fucking retarded, it's just a lightbulb inside some fabric! You could just buy a fucking lightbulb!"
>>141154556
Nice comparison, it's a shame it makes no sense and isn't relevant at all.
>>141154534
Because they look nice and an extra $50 for a fan isn't exactly cost prohibitive. I said it's nothing-tech, not "I never use fans" dumbass, get your reading level up to a 5 year olds and then get back to me.
Or was that meant to be some pathetic attempt to derail my point with a strawman?
>>141154390
It's actually a vacuum in the base that pushes air through slits in the ring.
>>141154584
Except it is relevant. You put a lightbulb inside of a lampshade to adjust the light to be softer and/or warmer. You put the fan around the outside of the tube to make the airstream smoother and steadier.
>>141154623
>Make the airstream smoother and steadier
Yeah, always hated those fans for their unsteady air streams?
This is the part where you've completely ran out of points to make, and I leave the thread. Ciao
>>141154390
I know, that is why I said 'unnecessarily complicated gimmick',
>>141154621
That air is only a really small portion of the output, designed to create an induction that pulls through the air surrounding the ring.
>>141154648
I guess you've never sat in front of a box fan before, but the air really does buffet you pretty uncomfortably. It feels noticeably different from sitting outside in a breeze, where the air is naturally steady.
>>141154700
>The air really does buffet you pretty comfortably
Dyson please go
>Dyson sued Chinese companies because they began selling bladeless fans for much less than Dyson.[4] The Chinese responded that Dyson cannot patent an invention that has already been invented, that Toshiba invented the fan in 1981 and its patent expired after 20 years
>>141154700
>The air really does buffet you pretty uncomfortably
I imagine that if it works on the same retarded principle as the bladeless fan, then if you block the hole with your dick, you'll only get a very small amount of wind. Probably not worth it.
>>141154419
>>141154510
>>141154534
>>141154556
>>141154621
>>141154623
>>141154700
Why do people have brand loyalty to a fucking fan company? You don't need to make excuses for some random manufacturer guys, surely you've got better things to do.
>>141154733
i like to imagine that the chinese response to any international company suing them over patents is to point and laugh
>/a/ - Engineering and Design
>>141154700
>doesn't like to sit in-front of the fan
>doesn't like AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWA
>>141154419
>>141154459
>>141154510
>>141154534
>>141154556
>>141154623
Hey there Dyson PR team! How's it going over there?
>>141147896
It's so dry that it's thirsty for cock?
>>141147719
Will this help make my dick longer?
>>141154914
It sure will be drier.
You can fly paper planes, balloons and kittens through bladeless fans. That makes them worth it. Plus they look sleek.
>>141155129
>kittens
Pics or it didn't happen.
